HammerTime

[alantheactionguy]

Hey, could I borrow your HAM HAM HAM HAM MERMERMERMERMERMERMER

[moronzz]

HammerFoot

[ChronoTwist]

I'm sorry, bro. But this "Shit!" is only second to Brian's "Shit!" in Robodog. Pretty damn close though.

[dragast47]

I expected: Stop, Hammer time!

[blackslamjam25]

press 4 for boowoooooop

[1995BloodFang]

@blackslamjam25 5 dumbass

[NihilistGod]

Totally didn't expect that...

[VJbasti]

press 6 for instand boowoop! xD

[IHAVEMOSTFRIENDS6]

dont you hate when this happens

[Perronster]

5.



[HamburgerTime209]

NO, it's HAMBURGertime.

[nitiflor]

boomer

[Thyclaine]

So he was working on that project for 9 months straight?

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@Thyclaine males obviously grow children faster due to being 9 times as awesome

[aquazhortz]

@Thyclaine What the hell do you expect him to do without a hammer?

[oONeversayNeverOo]

boooop

[scrivs01]

i honestly thought he would just hit himself in the head

[JustTakeABite]

if you press 4 repeatedly...he looks gay(:

[MniJim]

I love the scene transition sound :D

[ilnn408]

SHIT!

[svaqps]

if you press 4, when the scenes switch. someone says:"BOWO!" :p

[Sanslife100]

If Jon just gave away his hammer what is he going to use to drive those nails?

[GameKeeper28]

Shouldn't of tempted him.

[MeowChow95]

The hammer is my penis.

[oONeversayNeverOo]

@MeowChow95 You knocked up a man?

[xyrovice]

this is fucking brilliant

[Sangdude]

So he stood at that wall for months without a hammer?

[MysteriouslyAmazing]

the sound effect right after "knock yourself out man" is GOLD. booooowoop!

[stickshaka]

@MysteriouslyAmazing It's a take on the sound Tim Allen would make in Home Improvement.

watch?v=LehNm4VVqJI

[GNoodle]

Get fucking Adblock to stop the freeze

[nexacu93]

am i the only one that these videos freeze at the end?

[AlyWallyCobainy]

LMAO!

[lumpmasta]

Press 9 for dog yelping!

[steeleX42]

can someone explain it to me

[CoolKabbage]

@steeleX42 You need it to be explained? Wow. Okay, knocked up means getting pregnant.

[steeleX42]

@CoolKabbage i know what getting knocked means this was a case of me not really paying attention

[GooseTheWolf]

@steeleX42 He says, "Knock yourself out", but because there's a nail in his mouth it's mistaken for "Knock yourself UP". A GRAVE misunderstanding for the gentleman in the blue shirt.

[martindanny]

@GooseTheWolf lmao thx for explaining

[raterthegamer]

..i wonder why he takes off HIS JACKET! DUN DUN DUUUUN!

[ILoveEvenInDeath]

i kinda dont really get it o.o?

[panayiotis131]

Now that's the 5sec Films I fell for... :-)

[JohnnMulder]

buwhup!

[Dasyati]

That boy's had about 12 too many turkey dinners!

[SwitchbladeTragedy]

Just use the hammer again to solve all of your problems.

[link01111]

alternate ending:

*Johnny quickdeath note plays*

[XxIgotsnipexX]

best one yet

[staplebaby5]

10 people didn't get it

[GuiltyTrace]

Jon Worley here with the Inseminator! Nail this wall - or nail that broad with the butch cut! (I'm a demon...)

[NettlesInc]

wait.......ohhhhh wow -__-

[J52390]

I did not see that coming. lol

[MCRdeathupsessed]

loved it! these things are hilarious!

[samvansomething]

pause... press 4... transition WHENEVER YOU WANT!!!

[InuvikPhil]

You guys are just brilliant. more laughs in 5 seconds than most Youtube sketches

[Hororrgun]

Looks like he had a smashing time! 

[brittanybeasty]

Damn how long did he have that hammer for?

[JLaxification]

I AM MENTOK. THE MINDTAKER. BWEEOOP.

[ubbeflum]

press 4 for the bowoop dance!

[EdenBoiTV]

Soo Many Content, In only 5 seconds n_n

[Blackened1993]

shhhhitt!

[tenpinbowl12]

He In-pregmented himself with a hammer?

[quadstrike]

@tenpinbowl12 yes he did ^^ what have u never done that?

[Kingcobra752]

That was the best SHIT!! EVER, I should know because i just came out of there...

[REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT]

anyone ells got internet froze at the end :P

[Baybiblu88]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT yeah! i thought it was just my computer

[YoungGamemasta]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT ya mine froze too...

[LoveN64AndGCGames]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT

On all of theyre vids..

[OneEyeX]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT The reason that happens has to do with Youtube not having the recommended videos ready yet when the video finishes.

[SniperCurse]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT Thats been happening to quite alot of people from what I've been seeing.

[REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT]

@SniperCurse (Y)

[sk8rked]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT yeah that's weird!!!!

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT yup

[srm956]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT If you really want to know why, it's because these videos are popular. Because of this, there are ads at the 10 second mark, but there ISN'T one, so the contradiction freezes the internet for a bit, ultimately crashing the video.

[XR11995]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT yeah, and cant play no more because whole black screen!!!

[RockInsideOfYou]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT EVERY. GOD. DAMN. TIME.

[Stutodude]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT yeh whats that about :S

[mcownagedapwnage]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT

mine froze at beginning ):

[ipor2]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT Yea on every single video :(

[NaYarB04]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT wtf i did 

[hrolfur12]

@REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT happens 2 me alot

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

i was expecting MC-Hammers hammer time

[atari3200t]

@AlexeysmirnovGMODer theyre never that obvious

[ablanchi]

Lucky hammer....

[xWikarN]

Lol I thought he was gonna come back all bruised but instead he came back knocked up

[8HopesBeats]

Can somebody explain? PLease?

[mp3remix171]

@8HopesBeats how cant u understand?

[8HopesBeats]

@mp3remix171 I'm from germany^^

[mp3remix171]

@8HopesBeats well im from sweden and i get it;D

[thekorv95]

@8HopesBeats knock your self up that means go get pregnant

[shibbbbbbb]

I love how MC Hammer is in the suggested videos XD

[TheTechnosaur]

Did anyone else think he was gonna actually knock himself out with a hammer?

[dudeimnotcool]

@TheTechnosaur i thought he was going to start dancing with it because of the title

[madeinamerica13]

@TheTechnosaur i read this comment before watching the video and i still half expected it to happen

[ArchTV]

@TheTechnosaur Too predictable. 5SF has to get creative.

[matinize]

forgot to pause the video before it ended.... SHIT !

[dfarah08]

I don't think I have ever watched a FSF only once

[masteroftoast321]

this happens to me all the time

[audveltadmuna]

i had to watch this a few times to get it...

[venato75]

can someone explain it to me? I don't understand what they are saying.

[Ugotevryfkinnamtaken]

@venato75 maybe it's a hardware problem. What graphic card are you using?

[venato75]

@Ugotevryfkinnamtaken no, it's english prob

[Ugotevryfkinnamtaken]

@venato75 Are you sure? How much RAM is your computer packing? What OS are you using?

[venato75]

@Ugotevryfkinnamtaken i5 760, 4Go DDR3, gainward golden sample geforce gtx460 1024 Mo GDDR5 HD

sooo... no, i don't have any problem with my comuter. Thx anyway for not helping me at all dumbass

[venato75]

@Ugotevryfkinnamtaken fucking troll

[Ugotevryfkinnamtaken]

@venato75 hahah sorry :)

Knocked up is an expression, it means getting pregnant.

[venato75]

@Ugotevryfkinnamtaken thx

[Blackie212]

I can't believe people are actually analyzing it lol.

[ThEcReAsEy]

Hahahaha the description <3

[AdisWalker]

damn i never get thumbs up no matter what smart or funny thing i say unless i ask for ;(

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

hao is babby fromed?

[astoriasky]

i like how i look forward to reading the csi maimi comments as much as i look forward to watching the videos XD

[SpamBAT]

For those of you using chrome and not experiencing a freezing after the video - I use chrome and I get the freeze 50% of the time.

This video is awesome btw :)

[DeathMurderRape]

@SpamBAT yeah when the video ends it freezes, that happens all the time to me

[hivonzooo]

Chrome FTW

[AdisWalker]

This is the 304th time i watch this and still i can't figure out what happened xD!!!

[KOkingpinBrawlPlus]

i expected something referring to MC Hammer for some reason

[TheIglooChick]

"I said out not up" LOLness :)

[PuppetMasterIX]

"Hey can I borrow your hammer?"

"Are you using it to make a turkey dinner?"

[StephensStuff]

The webbrowser keeps freezing...AGAIN

[evilchooken]

@StephensStuff its happening to every firefox user dude...

[StephensStuff]

@evilchooken Im using chrome

[NickStedmon]

@evilchooken and I'm using Internet Explorer so... yeah

[exactoman]

@evilchooken I only use Firefox and I have NEVER had it freeze up on me. What's the problem? Is it an ad that's freezing it?

[StephensStuff]

Knock your self 'UP'....geddit?

[91snake]

Nailed it!

[skybreaker09]

I like that guy's hat.

[FakeAssNews]

Fucking retards, I love these guys. Quite literally exactly what popped into my head as I laughed at this video.

[WolfmanKenpo]

That must've been one lusty hammer.



[CrimsonPhoenixBen]

Stop:

[omgbehindya]

@CrimsonPhoenixBen Hammertime!

[Takashie504]

he just fixed him some tiramisu =/

[ElFattyFatMan]

@Takashie504 Tiramisu? Don't you mean, TERRAMASURUREURU?

[Limebottle07]

@Takashie504 did you mean trmisssssuuuuuuurrrrrrrr?

[imimmenceandurnot]

@Limebottle07 heh

[CoolJohnDog]

Had to watch it twice to get it, but once I did... MAN THIS IS CLEVER

[kraziekoala92]

i feel like 5secondfilms set themselves up for CSI references on purpose

[TurtleSwagger]

Oh jesus that was loltacular

[AARONMACKENZIE]

How silly. We all know it's just a mess of tiramisurrrurr down there.

[Protantical]

I love putting basketballs under my shirt too.

[awarenessis]

Alien babies gestate faster.

[Wattapus]

@awarenessis As an Alien, I can confirm this.

[jdwalker122]

I guess he

*puts on sunglasses*

Really screwed himself

[SurikenJoe]

I like the transition sound effect. Boowoop~

[srm956]

Ok, it seems we're all missing the main point: How the f*ck did a dude get pregnant?

[Corey897]

That awkward moment when you touch MC Hammer.

[DarkGaarafan17]

This made me chortle 

[Aj11Mel11]

I guess he

(puts on sunglasses)

Wasn't screwing around

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!

[monarenegadelisa]

that guy waited 9 months to get his hammer back. wow

[Bruceforge]

@monarenegadelisa It doesn't take 9 months to get pregnant.

[fortyblinks]

@Bruceforge It does take a while to enter what looks to be his third trimester, though.

[SumWunGye]

@Bruceforge But it does take 9 months to get -that- pregnant.

[NKWONG9]

@monarenegadelisa pregnancy takes 9 moths to give birth stupid. U Mad?

[LindaTheOctupuss]

@NKWONG9 it takes that long to look like that you troll

[minodragon]

@monarenegadelisa The pregnancy process for man is much faster then for woman. So it could be a couple of hours.

It could be even faster if it was an alien. Then you are looking at a couple of minutes.

[MatannardiA]

@monarenegadelisa Sorry to kill the joke but, how exactly? he just knocked himself up with the hammer

and gave it back... I don't see why he should've waited 9 months.

[Memoquin]

@monarenegadelisa No he didn't. He hadn't given birth. :P

[notverykozy]

@Memoquin well he looks pregnant as hell so probably close to 9 months

[epicKiipa]

@monarenegadelisa How do you know he waited 9 months?

[nabbo99]

@epicKiipa are you a retard?

[epicKiipa]

@nabbo99 Not at all... are you? He said he'd been waiting for 9months... it could've been like 2 months too... just because his belly was big doesn't mean he was in the 9:th month YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

[nabbo99]

@epicKiipa if your mother was that size with you after 2 months then you just have been obese from birth, ey tubby?

[epicKiipa]

@nabbo99 I said "like" idiot... I could've meant 8 month or 1,5 or even 12.. It was a example... Just because he have a big belly does it mean that he is 9 months pregnant? No.

[nabbo99]

@epicKiipa why the fuck would you think that saying 'like 2 months' would possibly mean anything from 1.5 to 12. you clearly have no concept of time.

[92JamzC]

@monarenegadelisa and hes was still in the same position doing the same job

[TheSnazzcast]

@monarenegadelisa It takes nine months to actually have the baby, not to get a bump. I'd say more 2-4 ish

[EcazS]

@monarenegadelisa Why 9 months?

[IsaactheImmortal]

@EcazS pregnancy period

[EcazS]

@IsaactheImmortal It takes 9 months to get the baby not 9 months to get a bump......jesus

[IsaactheImmortal]

@EcazS I know that but thats the pregnancy period

[EcazS]

@IsaactheImmortal Ye, herp derp. But if he actually waited 9 months they guy would've been holding a baby

[Flaargleberry]

@EcazS: The baby may have been late...

[EcazS]

@Flaargleberry Doubt they thought of that.

[samvansomething]

@EcazS candy-ass...

[wtr12345678910]

wow am i the only one that tougth they were gonna make fun of mc hammer xD

[TheDarkWielder88]

How can a dude get pregnant? O_O

[danetucker]

That is unfortunate.