English Bulldog trying to get on the couch

[MrBalouuuu]

fuck yeah

[zaph1987]

0:40 the face of victory!

[smokyy9]

it looks funny but clumbing(and jumping) is actually bad for his waise and neck due to their skeleton shape.

[michaelaleeful]

naaw poor puppy . he wanted to get on the couch so bad. haha

[elportajr]

9gag first comment :)

[icuh82]

I hate to see people more worried about the camera than what they pet wants. He wants help. But you laugh. His love is misplaced.

[richsireno1]

chubby!!!



[tRuLyiNsAnEkEiTa]

that leg got me goin crazy lmaoo

[Winstonthebulldog1]

looks like my dog winston!

[TheBromander]

SWEET VICTORY!

[Charles32x]

I want one!

[XxxXJessXxxXilysm]

lmfao my dog does the same exact thing except shes a pug

[apvkok]

axaxxaxxaxaxaxa

[Alexxx1013]

"god damn just f*cking help me up"

[tavaure1989]

OMG soo adorable ! <3

[Gu3r1t0Ch1hua5]

He was fucking exhausted after that!!!!

[jamie5690]

So adorable, love the breed. They think they are human according to our vet. Our's was named Mugsy, he was a great dog. Unfortunately they only live a short time. Ours was 6 1/2 years old, lost him to cancer. I have had many breeds, but this one is the best if you can afford them.

[TheManWhoIs20]

I want a english bulldog!! I'd name him Winston.

[scperry8]

His tail is normal actually.

[TotezRandomShizz]

@scperry8 It is and many people, especially bully owners, know that but for those who don't, you can imagine how they might be surprised. You have to admit that bulldogs do have unique tails as tails go, lol. This particular tail is a masterpiece. Hands down my all time favorite tail on a bulldog. Hopefully it isn't causing too many skin issues for the owners.

At any rate, long story short, I don't think @diallow meant too much by it. xD

[FudgeDotCom]

Bulldogs R fun to watch! P.S. That's a BIG bulldog you got there :]

[inaworldwithinaworld]

Mmmm...I'd climb on that couch with her any day.

[all4one1forallcavfan]

at the end he is like i knew i could do it

[Rudy727]

in russia.. couch climbs you..

[musicgroopie1]

this is so cute

[get2nomyname]

I love his tail. This guy reminds me of my bully. They are so funny. They expect help to get up on the couch or the bed, but when it comes to playing they move soooooo fast. My Tank is 60 pounds and has no problem getting around.

[TotezRandomShizz]

@get2nomyname Absolutely the BEST BULLDOG TAIL EVER! LOL'd the whole video from the tail alone.

[TheMattie24]

for those of you that say the dog is fat, you're uninformed. Try reading the bulldog standard before you act like an expert. The dog is built the way it's suppose to be built. What does a corkscrew tail tail have to do with health problems associated with the breed? If you clean their tails and wrinkles then there isn't a problem. You can rip any breed apart when it comes to genetic probems.

[BWCmike]

thats so sad. was it born retarded or did it suffer brain damage later one?

[BirdiewasHere]

@BWCmike

No its...Fat...

[DarkWidget]

Poor dog =/ fat as fuck :(

[neshieking]

No kidding.. Come on ME! Hehe

[70clint]

Scary. I heard bulldogs are farters

[MineralWellsAirsoft]

@70clint yea but mostly when they are puppies when they get older they dont fart as much

[matthewmuellner]

@MineralWellsAirsoft My bulldog is 3 yrs old & farts constantly.

[warwize]

@matthewmuellner

try changing his food/diet, or making homemade stuff instead of the processed store stuff

[matthewmuellner]

@warwize That could be it. Probably too the air intake while going to town on her kongs. But if I solve the farting problem with her, who do I blame afterward?

[munkfunk123]

lol

[Youaresorancid]

Its clearly a figment of the show dog owner imagination that dogs like this use to catch wild bulls. So here I was thinking they ought to be renamed sofadogs instead, until I discovered these dogs can not even do that with out a struggle. What do these dogs actually do that others do not?

[matthewmuellner]

@Youaresorancid - not catch wild bulls. It was fighting bulls, which were tied to posts.

[Youaresorancid]

@matthewmuellner

The name Bulldog actually comes from a service provided by dogs before we had things like wire fences and trucks to transport stock - bulldogs were needed for controlling larger powerful stock like Bulls. But again these dogs today we called "Bulldogs" never worked stock. They are nothing more than a rather recent invention for the show dog world, crossed with Chinese Pugs, and complete with a fantasy job description.

[LiquidTokyo]

@Youaresorancid - Do you always just make stuff up when you have no idea what you're talking about?  Bulldog's were bred for the sport of bull-baiting, NOT "working stock". Try actually reading a book about a subject before you go online and post crap. Nothing about the current breed of Bulldog was ever "crossed with a Chinese Pugs". Idiot.

[Youaresorancid]

@LiquidTokyo

So according to you the sport of bull baiting fell from the sky one day and voila bulldogs were invented from thin air?!

Take your own advice genius and read a book. Start with Dieter Fleig History of Dog Fighting. You will see how the sport evolved and the types of dogs which were needed.

In the meantime I call your bluff – list some of the books you read which showing these pug x bulldog engaged in bull baiting.

I suspect I will be waiting a while!

[LiquidTokyo]

@Youaresorancid - I suspect you're a fucking idiot...

[Youaresorancid]

@LiquidTokyo "Nothing about the current breed of Bulldog was ever "crossed with a Chinese Pugs".

Oh dear. Where do you think brachycephalic heads and screw tails come from?! How about you get Bulldogs for Dummies. I’m sure your mother can read it to you as a bed time story - if you can handle the truth.

[NovaRules315]

@Youaresorancid Skateboard for one.

[Youaresorancid]

@NovaRules315 Meh... any dog the right size can learn to stand on a skateboard. Just yesterday I saw I goat on a surfboard in California in the news - google that if you have your doubts. And check out the terrier Extreme Pete - now that dog actually rides skateboards on half-pipes.

[Sunomimi]

lol Bulldogs, built short, round, and stubby... greatest enemy... couches! lol so cute

[pandaskyler]

awww he is adorbale. I have a white english bulldog named Floyd.

[TheAstinger93]

he looks so proud after he got up:) btw you sound like great owners ^^

[diallow]

your dogs tail is um...

[Youaresorancid]

@diallow I know... horrible. They call it corkscrew tail. Its just one more thing in a long list of breeders whims associated with this breed that is linked with serious health problems for the dog.

[diallow]

@Youaresorancid thats a shame...Still gonna get one though haha

[TotezRandomShizz]

@diallow omg, I laughed so hard.

[borntwolovesalsa]

adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkshark08]

so THAT's how you cop a feel without getting in trouble for it! what a playaa!

[thefallzversion]

The dog actually smiles once he's made it up there. Awesome dog.

[MrTyrrell86]

haha looks just like my bully and does exactly the same maneuver to get on the couch , <3 bulldogs

[Fishstick620]

Badass way to get onto the couch.

[bigDtex79]

then he farts in her face...

[KathleenISsexy1]

@bigDtex79 HAHAHA i wish!

[PJQNotepack]

I don't know why....but I can't help but picture his tail as like a big pile of shit just stuck on his ass...

[honeybagerdontgive]

he looks like fat albert trying to hop a fence

[GaGaAddict01]

Cuuuute.

[fedeymini]

well, that workout should do it for the year.

[mimikooya]

It's a shame that's terrible for the dog's back. ಥ_ಥ

[Bread996]

@mimikooya You're an idiot.

[sososorri]

@mimikooya yeah u know nothing about dogs

[malibootey34]

I'd do her

[Necroticpus]

@malibootey34 The dog is a male, but you're sick for thinking it was a female.

[deathclock2690]

bulldogs are great lapdogs

[rckgee]

0:41 " I did it :3 "

[watchmywifeandkids]

I really should be studying but i'm stuck in a relm of cute animal videos!

[IncrediblePuky]

@watchmywifeandkids me too :D in the next two weeks I have 5 most important exams at my university and I'm stuck here as well :D

[skidookid1352]

its like me in the morning!

[macchef01]

cute girl + bulldog = successful video :)

[Pinkappleberry5]

awww cute wittle bubba i love him sooo much

you guys wtf are you talking about that girl looks after him really well <3

[stepin2mydojo]

Hardest working bulldog I've ever seen.

[00Calebrio]

I couldn't help but say good job at the end.

[averagejoe265]

classic Bulldog maneuver: Struggle onto couch, get on couch, put butt right in master's face...

[734P4R7Y]

HAHAHAAHHA

[yay4shanghai]

Poor round tubby baby, he's so beautiful!

[2JAMMY]

What a stupid little shit! Erm you can give him to me - I'll look after him good & he'll get on just fine with my girls :)

[robbewuzhere]

@2JAMMY Go fuck yourself you little tiny douchebag! kids these days....

[2JAMMY]

@robbewuzhere Come round asshole you've obviously misunderstood something. Bastard idiots these days....

[lookitsapanther]

@2JAMMY i just bursted out laughing reading those comments

[TheRazor626]

I love this!



[xpaco555]

smug ass dog, look how proud of himself he is

[danoi99]

Now pop yer tongue up his ass !!!

[Pinkappleberry5]

Owner of video:

Please delete those stupid messages from

those creeps!!

(MrGroovy888)

and cindyblows

thx c:

[Pinkappleberry5]

Awww he's so goregous <3

love bulldogs they rock!!!

[desertrat1111]

Come on Stanley.. help me up!

[cincyblows]

passes bulldog gas at :52.

[TheKingOfRuckus]

"You KNOW I have a tough time climbing up here! There, you happy? Now look at my ass."

[starriderlive]

he's probably thinking, "that's my exercise for the year."

[lighthouse44]

Dog says: "that was definitely worth the effort."

[BenaiahLLC]

awww

[tamara15inolvidable]

bulldogs love couchs...

[TheWhosHeGuy]

NO DOGS ALLOWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD

[Rainho1991]

DIET

[lovelymelodyflower]

That's like my dog she tries gettig on my bed but won't she wants to be picked up and put down.don't know why lol

[MrAndiconda]

butterball ! hes cute

[TheEricleeparker]

tuby needs to lose some weight

[isolde749]

@TheEricleeparker It's a Bulldog,it's just the way their made.Very broad and strong looking.So don't call a beautiful dog like that fat.

[TheEricleeparker]

@isolde749 whats it like being born without a sense of humor? How mind numbingly dull is a conversation with you like?

[MrGroovy888]

@TheEricleeparker MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU PEACE OF SHIT

[TheEricleeparker]

@MrGroovy888 merry christmas , i hope u get that new vibrator u wanted, this time don't put it so far up ur ass, the last one broke after shit got in the electronics

[isolde749]

@TheEricleeparker 1.you have got a BAD sense of humor

2.your not funny

3.your being grotesque

4.Learn how to be mature,maybe you need a class to teach you

5.you don't make any sense what so ever about being a comediac terrorist.

6.have a nice day:)

[TheEricleeparker]

@isolde749 im sorry u feel that way. But I still think u have a sexy butthole

[MrGroovy888]

@TheEricleeparker YEP I ASKED SANTA FOR THE BIG BLACK ONE....I HOPE YOU'RE SEX CHANGE GOES WELL AND THEY GET YOUR CLIT OUT OF YOU'RE THROAT BACK BETWEEN YOU'RE LEGS WHER IT BELONGS....PS MOM SAID TO BRING HER THE 30 BUCKS YOU OWE HER....

[cincyblows]

@MrGroovy888 YOU TOO MORON

[MrGroovy888]

@cincyblows MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU CAT HOARDING LEZBO....LOL

[cincyblows]

@MrGroovy888 MISERABLE NEW YEAR YOU TOILET-SCRUBBING LOSER...LOL

[cincyblows]

@MrGroovy888 Fuck you pussy. If I were there I'd bitchslap you until your mom went into a coma.

[MrGroovy888]

@cincyblows Ok little one come talk to me when you grow up so I can hit you back bitch. Bye bye little turd pusher...

[cincyblows]

@MrGroovy888 If you're going out don't forget to get yourself some tampons.

[MrGroovy888]

@cincyblows stfu nig....

[TheCharleecrat]

round dog LOL

[itskanakana]

he's like, "muthafooka help me UP!"

[IGotHumor]

it takes me 36 secs to get up! AHAH! im faster! >:)

[rabiousrobert]

hahaha "its funny because he's fat!"

[dsmarceloroque]

@rabiousrobert hahahaha

[accessoyt]

@rabiousrobert

he's not fat..he's simpli a bulldog...

[illbeurluckycharmz]

@accessoyt Well someone has obviously not seen the hangover... -__-

[Jok3ri]

@accessoyt and still more agile than average American :)

[donnyforte2]

@Jok3ri or Brit, Polack, Aussie, etc :)

[auntbecky]

@Jok3ri that is the most ignorant thing i have ever heard. that or the 25 jerks that liked this.

[isolde749]

@rabiousrobert He's not fat at all,he's a Bulldog,thats the way they are:)

[shiftace11]

@rabiousrobert at least hes considerate! he coulda totally just jumped on her stomach! haha!

[topkarlish]

Too cute :)

[thecool247365]

to the victor go the spoils....

[burtonboarder3312]

He finally got up but after all of that....he ends up backwards..lol cute

[Ruckas356]

if he busted ass this video would of been epic!!! hahaha

[prettynoose8497]

Poor buddy is all winded now trying to get up! Absolutely gorgeous; thank you for sharing!

[blackapino150]

his or her's tail looks like a doughnut

[kellyalexandrashow]

Your poor sofa!!!!! Bahahha

[benny5789]

Awe. Makes me miss my baby Mable. She was a bit of a tank too. She loved drinking beer with me.

[ericnickell1]

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[wassupjg]

i want one

[dida079]

Hes probably thinking...can you shove over a little..i cant get comfy LOL he is so beautiful :)

[kostas906]

gigity

[zacktheriper]

he all like i got up i got up yea did u see me  every one

[happieeyore]

hes so adorable! Do you remember the breeder you got him from? I'm looking to get a puppy next year :)

[iloveclothes15]

haha oh my, this made me laugh

[FroIsPower]

cutest almost fail ever

[TooDarkOutThere]

Aww! What a big baby! :-)

[latexpiepbeestje]

Cool dog!