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  • Seven reminds me of Friends when Monica says seven haha.

  • His high pitch voice doesn't match his "macho" persona!!!

  • They should really this more often! So hilarious. Love Andy!

  • I'm 12 and I find this very dirty. So do all my friends.

  • "Can you grab more........W...ood?" Hahahahahaha I love how high his voice goes when he's struggling not to laugh.

    Who doesn't love Andy? He's awesome! They should do more with him haha.

  • reminds me of that great George Carlin line about language on TV: "You can say "I pricked my finger" but you can't say "I ------ed my -----" !

  • LOL the effort he makes to look in ellens eyes LOL he got 7 inches cracks me up after a long day

  • hahhaha can't stop laughing :P LOVE IT !

  • That same night he got 12 inches

  • watching this in 2012=)

  • i'm so like andy...

  • I wonder how Ellen knows andy is so dirty minded?

  • Last night i got 7 inches.

  • Over, uh... 7 emails. XD

  • OMG… he is so flippin' cute!

    

  • i laughed so hard nearly dropped my laptop O.o

    XD

    

  • I can't stop laughing. 

  • Omg me and my mum watched this and we were both in stitches watching this, like i mean liturally rolling about the floor laughing! Please please please can you do this again and put it up on youtube as we are from the uk :) Thanks

  • Oh my God that was hilarious! I was crying the whole time! :D

  • Bahaha...that was funny!!

  • Lol :'D

  • laughing soo much with whole body shaking and dad walks passed... he says my daughters crazy.. -.-

  • DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE of the segment

  • Its 4:15 in the morning here in the UK and im cracking up in tears! :P I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

  • "last night I got 7 inches " Bahahahahah!

  • hahahaah poor guy!!! my cheeks hurt from laughing right now. and Ellen's reactions made it the best!

  • can i date him !

  • Third segment pleeeeeeeeease

  • Omg i couldn't stop laughing threw the whole thing. I'm crying right now. I ::LOVE:: this guy :) hilarious stuff Ellen :)

  • oh my....poor man, i lought sooooo hard!

  • Ellen!!

    Please make this segment again!!

    :D

  • I want Andy's 7 inches!! :D

  • His voice gets high pitched he sounds like the old man from Family Guy

  • is this Andy Zenor? of a different Andy?

  • 1:38 YEAAAAH MAANNN JUSTIN BIEBEER BITCHEEEEEESS!<3

  • omg i cried laughing when he said i got seven inches

  • My mom was yelling asking if im ok. I was banging my desk laughing it was hilarious!

  • I almost died LOLing ;D

  • This is daytime... Lol

  • I'm laughing more at his voice than what's he's repeating!

  • He's cute. :)

  • How many Andy's work for Ellen? :p

  • Hey! Check out SophieEllenFan's video Birthday Song for Ellen Degeneres

  • "it may or may not be dirty in his mind" hahaha

  • Cant breathe dying of laughter hahahahha

  • I almost died of laughter. Rotflmao

  • oh god i can't breath!

  • Oh my goodness, I love Andy!!!! He's so funny and pretty gosh darn cute, too!!!!

  • They wrote Andy with a small a ...

  • @aleksinjo1 this is a big deal

  • Haha

  • hilarious love andy and ellen

    

  • 4:35 :)

  • I could watch this over and over again haha and still laugh LMFAO

  • too......funny.......cant..bre­athe..

  • IT NEEDS TO BE HARDER SCREWED !!! LMAO :D

  • can anybody explain what is happening ?

  • U Smile, I Smile.<3

  • I lovee Andy ! Hes toooo funny !

  • i want to go out with him.

  • He must be so nervous! those last 2 were HILARIOUS!

    

  • I love his voice!!!

  • thats a cute dickie :)

  • JB"s song made my day :D

  • I kinda feel sorry for him :D:D:D

  • 3:48 IT NEEDS TO BE HARDER SCREWED!! LOL

  • is he gay?? haha

  • @lebz29 no haha he has a wife:P

  • WHY DO I HURT EVERYWHERE!! :')

  • @Ariarne12345 What d'ya mean? :)

  • @athousandbanana Too much laughing.. it hurts all over :)

  • WHY DO I HURT EVERYWHERE!! :')

  • just can't stop laughing

  • Cant. Stop. LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG DYINGGGG sooo funny

  • Andy is adorable, can I have one?

  • lol his voice is gets so high!

  • SO ELLEN, CAN WE PLEASE MAKE THIS A REAL SEGMENT?

  • Could we please have another segment of this?

  • Andy is hot! :D

  • She should've made him say "I need another 8 inches of wood"

  • LOLOLOLOL!!! xD

    "Elevator shafts and other dark places." Lol! xD

  • Andy got seven inches last night

  • I Dare Andy To Say

    ''My Stick Is Stuck Inside That Hole''

  • My fruitcake has nuts hahaha lmfao

  • sooo funny...particularly the 7 inches one...

  • Ellen: "last night we got seven inches"

    Andy: "last night I got seven inches"

    HAHAH LOL

  • AHAHAHHAHAHAH!! Have to LOVE this Ellen show with What Can Andy Say!? Lol....Definitely do more!!!! PLEAASSSSSEEEEEE!!!!

  • omg i was rofling the whole time i <3 andy

  • OMG! ROFL!

    Ellena:"Ok andy sayLast Night We Got Seven Inches"

    Andy:"Last Night IIII Got Seven Inches"

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD MY COMPUTER FELL ON THE FLOOR AND I WAS BITING MY FINGER!!! ROFL! NEEEVVVVEEEERRRR watch Ellen if you not in a good position. WAIT Andy would think that sounds wrong >_<

  • @eartalejo1217 haha, some of thse comments are just as funny as the video :)

  • Thats a cute dickie! LMAO

  • I love how we get to see Ellen properly laugh

  • Literally almost just peed myself.

  • Last night I got 7 inches!(: Bahahahahahahaha! <3

  • oh my goodness x-D i can't tell you how badly i needed a laugh LOOOOOOL

  • how is andy doing that...doesn't it hurt?

  • last night I got seven inches. EPIC! :'D

  • his voice really gets high when his scared

  • Ellen what ever you do do not fire Andy!

  • God Andy,what's so funny? Hahah! :D

  • Ellen : Last night WE got seven inches.

    Andy : Last night I got seven inches.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD ROFL

  • Ellen:It needs to be screwed harder!

    *Andy and Ellen laughing*

    Andy:It need to be harder screwed!

    LOL I am sooo glad Andy works for Ellen!!

  • Andy: "Last night I got seven inches" HAHA

    Ellen: " We got seven inches WE" HAHAHA!

    I love Ellen<3

  • I fucking love andy lol

  • LAST NIGHT I GOT SEVEN INCHES!!! OMG LOL

  • I don't get it but it's hilarious X)

  • ahahahha this was hilarious!

  • i love how the music for the segment is JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

  • ahaha omg I loved how he said my fruit cake has nuts half laughing half crying!

  • One year later and we still want more of this segment!

  • @DavkasBr

    and one year later (its 2012 now) we did receive another one. :)

  • @SekondThought really?! plz gife me the link! :D

  • I laughed so hard that I almost peed my pants. Last night "I" got 7 inches. LOL HAHAHAHAHA! I just about died laughing!

  • I love Andy...I watch this every night before bed and I always get in trouble because I laugh so loud that I couldn't stop......Ellen more Tony and Andy please(99999999-)

  • what's wrong with him???? sometimes i dont get it... but still i laugh...

  • From 4:00 to the end is the reason I had to buy a new laptop...

  • Ahaha i like this!

  • I Can't Breathe. 

  • My Mom thought i was having a fit so she splashed water on my face and i still couldn't stop laughing, she tried to call the doctor but i was trying very hard to bring out the words properly! lol I LOVE YOU ANDY!

  • i really wish ellen would do more of these XD

  • Couldn't keep a straight faceXD hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Love him :)

  • poor andy xd

  • press 8 for the best part!!

  • Last night in Calgary, we got 10 inches ;)

  • hahahahahahahahaha yes we want to do this all the time :p

  • ....i just chocked on my food lmao

  • who would dislike-- what's to dislike here?!?! It's hilarious and he is so cute!!!!!!!

  • if you put all of what andy's saying .. it would FUNNIER XD

  • Jajaja omggggg I died xD

  • he is gay right

  • There are two Andy's. The Andy on this video always tries to scare Ellen and there is another Andy who wears short shorts.

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  • ellen needs to do more of these!! this never gets old!

  • how many andy's are there? omfg

  • Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahaahahhahahahahahahahahaahaah­ahaha

  • he coughed in his hand then touched the couch!

  • HAHAHA ELLEN TORTURES HER STAFF :D HAHAHAHA

  • No way thts on my birthday and was posted on my friends birthday

  • Andy FTW!

  • is there two andys???

  • @tarheelgirl641  Yes.

  • LMAO!! I died when he said "Last night, I got 7 inches!" HAHAHAHA!

  • Ah........ Dirty Thoughts. LMFAO

  • This was amazingly funny, well done Ellen :D!

  • I wanna work with Ellen !

  • HAHA! XD his voice when he's trying so hard to say things!!

  • "we received over 7 emails" hahahahahahahahahha

  • aww he's squeeky little voice:P

  • last night I got seven inches.... omg FUNNY AS HELL!

  • oh god my mouth hurts :D

  • Can anyone send me the link to the another episode of "can andy say that" ?

  • Must be wonderful to work with people with such a great sense of humor

  • OMG im just Blue and Dying from laughing XD his voice gets so high pitched XD

  • awwwwww , he's cute !!!

  • aww poor andy but it made me laugh so much

  • I love iittt!!

  • what goes on in andy's mind.......oh we know...XD

  • I can't breathe now from laughing so hard.

    Those two are hilarious together. I love them so much <3

  • OMG! I'm inlove with Andy! <3

  • awh he's so cute when he laughs in the middle of things and his voice gets all high pitched xDDD

  • Holy holy ..it so hilarious ...honestly ...u make my all day Ellen :D love u

  • Andy: "It needs to be harder screwed." LOL. My tea ended up on my screen at that point.

    Never eat or drink anything while watching Ellen! x)

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  • lol it turns around in his mind hahhahha i laughed so hard!!!

  • I was laughing so hard there was no sound coming out of my mouth XD

  • my ~~~ my fruit cakes have nuts LOL

  • his voice got all high-pitched!!!!

  • I laughed so hard at the last one! OMG!

  • OMG. I FELL ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD . MY STOMACH HURTS L0L.

  • that innocent voice lool