TNG Recut 196 A Fart in the Turbolift

[cwross1976]

so i guess it just smells like hot glue or something? maybe burning plastic? that weird smell when you open new electronics gear sometimes?

[Mazzolli]

So Data is imitating human mannerisms again.

[coolman9999uk]

That's nothing, I can shit myself in a lift if I want to

[NLterror6000]

my apology Sir my anus seems to be malcuntioning

Picard hits badge: Picard to bridge set a course for uranus maximum warp!

[WebVManReturns]

Oh Data and his Fart Drive.

[TarielMaeda]

Dana: Oh thank god, everyone thinks it was Data

[Paulchenish1]

Das Video ist nicht so gut

[KaneinEncanto]

"Turbolift redirect - my quarters please... need to change my uniform... f*ck that's the 3rd time today..."

[funnyasfuc]

Data "it wasn't me, I have USB port for an arsehole"

[Venerabela]

@funnyasfuc XD

[BuddhaMaster84]

It sounded like a flapping tongue and not a fart

[atatassault]

Does Data fart helium?

[Imperius41]

LOLOLLOLOLOL

[bideovlogger]

I think it should have been a tighter assed higher pitched fart.. Sounded like a real fat person fart.

[ORLYWTF]

Sounded like a wet one.

[JDBCreations]

It looks like O'Brian did it.



[Theallsmellingnose]

@JDBCreations HAHA thats what i thought at first glance....Colm, he does have the awkward look of ' FFS! waste extraction is three decks down and im turtling here...' on his face

[Paulgnewton]

its funny, I laughed.. but i couldn't help but give a thumbs down.. I hope you understand ;-P

[TheBoochan82]

@Paulgnewton Exactly.. Every one knows that you dont fart while theres people on a turbolift.

[December707]

@TheBoochan82

ya u wait till the leave then drop ur drawa n shit in there leave them a surprise

[davidls11]

@marcsharp82 Not just in the UK. Farts are funny on every planet in the galaxy...except when a Horta farts.

[davidls11]

Could have been worse...could have been Worf.

[2012Gojira]

@davidls11

If that was the case, they would have to evacuate the ship.

[cwross1976]

@davidls11 ...we have all had that nightmare... you've seen what those A holes eat... (shivering... disgusted...)

[davidls11]

@cwross1976 BIjatlh 'e' yImev, there's no place for bigotry in Roddenberrry's universe.

[flightsimtim]

really stupid.....

[redliberation]

*sigh* Lame...

[YesWeCantaloupe]

My apologies, sir.

[lovethatturtle]

i don't get it

[Serenity1]

totally fake, I know this episode and I've seen it....

[User60597]

@Serenity1 *facepalm*

[AnnabellsSmiles]

Data cant fart. this is lies.. dirty dirty lies...

[Bardlettt]

@AnnabellsSmiles If you prick him, does he not...leak?

[RazzUK]

LOL! :'D

[fliattitude]

fake ive seen the episode and this is edited

[stanger828]

@fliattitude really? I would have never known that...

[smurfsn1p3r4eva]

@fliattitude

By the power vested in me, i hereby promote you to Captain Obvious.

[MiG2880]

Nice idea but would've been better with a real fart sound - perhaps a long squeaker.

[FreddieMercuryOwns]

@MiG2880 It's not edited, watch the real episode.

[TheCatholicBoat]

@FreddieMercuryOwns Which episode is it?

[FreddieMercuryOwns]

@TheCatholicBoat Try google, not sure!

[Smiley8569]

@TheCatholicBoat Power Play

[Trancemaster2052]

Well at least he apologized for it. 

[NoobUBoob]

i met him at the wondercon in san francisco early this year. and not once did he let off any excess gas. but he wouldnt shake anyones hand because he said he was afraid of passing his germs from a sick friend whose hand he shook earlier in the day. hows that for shattering your image of mr. 'd'. hes anal clean freak.

[67irishfire]

Data never ceases to amaze me

[pornpan96isGay]

FAKE

[DarthSideous63]

@Hyraelle Wrong again its Brent Spiner.

[datalorelover]

OMG, this is so funny. We know that DATA is fully functional. He can have sex, now we find out that he can fart. Now, imagine DATA having to use the bathroom. I can see him running down a hallway at supersonic speed to try and make it to a bathroom, before he craps in his pants!! I have played this numerous times, and I have laughed every single time!!

[player1ssg1]

@datalorelover of course he doesnt get there in time and soils himself

[66dizzy]

lmao

[unsanitized]

Brent Spider.

[Kousaburo]

But how? He's anandroid.

Maybe there's a speaker up there.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

PICARD: WHAT IS THIS SHIT!

[RodianPrincess]

So all I have to do is quote the video and a ton of people will give me thumbs up? Aha.

[HimFeeWatchVideoDem]

@RodianPrincess Better yet, repeat something someone else already posted.

[Banminator]

my apologies sir, i seem to have blasted a chocolate rooster.

[lonstar70]

Meh.

[pinkandbluecarpet]

Epic win. 

[XpunxyX]

watch my videos! lol data is soo funny!

[moistfusion]

hahahahahahahaha!

[Mastermind8908]

Wow, 472 people dont have an open sense of humor. Its sad really.

[Thunderchicken1997]

we're going after your kids

[lonelywolf1966]

mmmm....  make it blow number one lollllll

[Peroxywhygen9]

@lonelywolf1966 LOL

[AryzonaRose]

ya gotta watch those positronic emissions

[mikespulligan]

Data's getting more human all the time...

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

I was going to do the same thing..

[Dragosmart]

Turbofart

[GizmoTheSparten]

'My apoliges sir we went past the deck you were supposed to be on by 687 kilometers'

[sybokanew0]

Turbolift...or turbolax? (for effective relief at warp speed!)

[Nomoreidsleft]

So juvenile, yet so funny.

[jejejif]

That sounded like a wet one. Data must have experienced a minor warp core breech in the turbolift.

[DanteCorwyn]

In the future, it's still better to be out than in.

[MrTabby5000]

I never knew data farts.

[blameYTandvoteObama]

LOL

[nebuli878]

i laught and laught yet.....laught sum more, but laught a little.....but then more laught until i pressed my mouse ( laught a little more.............and more.............then whiped my eyes).

[AiaAziz]

What's the problem? The gaseous emissions remained within specified parameters.

[LeLeLEIX]

it was miles

[tgz1000]

Everyone waits until after they leave the turbolift to fart. If you're on the turbolift and you need to fart, you just have to hold it. Everyone knows this, since this is common starship etiquitte. It's even in the starfleet instruction manual.

[December707]

@tgz1000

ya but ppl stil take shits in there

[phoeniximperator]

hhahahahaha!!!!! I think it must've been Troi

[MetalKittyOTF]

Funny comments people! crying-lolz

[LadyJuse]

hahahahaha!

[Umbrewaltz]

Data -is- fully functional.

[TheBoochan82]

@Umbrewaltz AND ANATOMICLY CORRECT

[ThatGuyInTheCorner01]

"I mean what can you say about an Android who didn't have gas for the first time until he was thirty."

"What the hell was that?"

[Bartman954]

HAHA, Family Guy refrence.

[troglodyte3344]

lol why are people marking this down it was funny.

[chaplan76]

Eh, come on! If Data farted, it would put a hole in the turbolift. He's a super strong robot, with super strong and supersmelly farts that punch holds and kill all living being within 1 meter.

[SR71ABCD]

0:11 That was the first android fart from Mr data.

[TheKingFucktard]

I thought it came from Mr.O'Brien

[BALPHAZAR1701]

That would have made the best blooper in history!! seriously! imagine everything carries out exactly the same as in the video, but they burst in to laughter!

[Umbrewaltz]

He's just exploring another part of being human.

[Flatvia]

wish the sound was more realistic then I'd laugh my ass off

[DEP717]

Fart.. "Recut" Uh.. huh huh huh.. huh huh huh...

[Andelusion]

FANTASTIC

[SirReal1958]

How does an android fart? Does it smell like burning oil? Instead of sick bay, Picard better send Data to the nearest Jiffy Lube.

[thecianinator]

Should have used a better fart sound... Still, great timing.

[LelouchVsGundam]

''My apologies, sir.'' lol

[Ray39UK]

LMAO *lol*

[lowmonkeylow]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha  ha ha ha

[boffgirl]

lol

[aperson22222]

That was dumb.

[Crust218]

That was definitely Troi, and it definitely wasn't a fart.

[mcgeenl]

Yeah it was a queef!  LMFAO

[jdepluva10]

you, sir, are a win.

[zee339]

it was troi.

[TheAmericanPirate]

lame video

[MrMopeyMan]

When are they going to make another Star Trek Series? Its getting annoying now

[snuhr]

after failure of crappy Enterprise with stupid Archer, i wouldn't be surprised we see next ST series in 5 years lol

[ToasterPig]

As much as I didnt enjoy Enterprise that much, I still found the average episode better than the average episode of Voyager.

And to be honest, I dont want them to make a new series.

If they did they would likely use the new continuity established by the new movie and I dont want them to throw away decades of Star Trek... especially Next Gen

[snuhr]

they dont have to take new film continuity,

new film was just made as alternative universe/time line, Vulcan never did get destroyed in non of real ST continuum,

the whole ST franchise (both movies and series) can easily continue, the movie after Nemesis supposed to continue with peace negotiation between romulans and federation, series also can continue this pace, the Enterprise (archer) was 1st fail because they went with history instead moved forward

[pinkuggboots1]

Enterprise was a good series, but Voyager was way better! :)

[maratmasry]

Yuck man no lol........but in the DS9 was the best :))

[TheSpeedyTurtle4]

Enterprise failed so hard core that it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't make another one. Although the franchise did somewhat redeem itself with the latest movie.

[carnivalofsouls2047]

He who smelt it, delt it.

[lavixl]

@carnivalofsouls2047

Whoever made the rhyme, committed the crime.

[arsnel366]

@carnivalofsouls2047 you did the rhyme you did the crime

[marcusklaas]

In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device. Haha

[lonstar70]

@marcusklaas Dumbest line in Star Trek history.

[TheCatholicBoat]

@marcusklaas Good, just what we need: to float around in the North Atlantic for days on end on an android full of beer farts.

[supajive]

i never seen this episode, i didnt realize that data had an anus to fart. interesting

[NWphreek]

he is phisically identical and functional like us. just his insides are different.

[tripsadelica]

Hahahaha!!! Certainly not an SBD! :)

[JarodRussell]

Haha, great!

What was he apologizing for? In the REAL episode I mean. What did he do?

[JackieEco]

LOL

[pokemonaca]

@m0pX but he had to walk 1 klamiter and 47 meters on the bottem of the lake because he sunk and didnt have the boyency

[bunhumper]

More human all the time...

[Typhlosion777]

Wonder what it smelled like...lol

[Seanuk]

he would be like one of those air fresheners that goes off every five minutes - makes the captains deck smell nice! lol

[Sextimus23]

LOL I think your comment made me laugh more than the video LOL

[Kevinisprime]

probably like burning oil.

[churchmousie]

Data is "ignit(ing) a [methane] product on the ship at zero-hundred hours [and] activat(ing) the fire suppression system," lol.

Some of the comments were way funnier than the clip. ^_^

[Killuminati911]

and anatomically correct

[ControlDenied307]

NICE!

[xavierprotocols]

HA HA HA!! :D

[ramsaybaggins]

Inturbulate... OMG Data is a Scientologist!

[SANPH]

Interpolate.

[ramsaybaggins]

I know, I was kidding =P

[Chopper894]

Reminds me of the Pink Panther lift scene

[QueenieLizzie]

Data???????????????

[marttimees]

fake,fake,fake.but nice one,funny

[bezale]

this is unacceptable.

[tonyk501]

Absolute nonsense!

[grifonecoronato]

Oh christ, I can barely breathe, that was so funny!

[CalgarSkull]

Aww I thought it was real it's just a sound dub

[superstarr74]

"My apologies, sir." xD!

[jakaul]

heheehe

[aartie]

This is very stupid, but I'm afraid I laughed pretty hard.

[cozz]

Do androids shit?

[awesomeSimon]

No.

[GeneralGrin]

actually data was designed to mimic humans in every way. so he probably does have that ability.

we know he can eat and drink so all that stuff must come out somehow...

[DrWhoAssistant]

That was great!

[walterjnr]

Why is this farting Star Trek everywhere now? I don't get it. Still, it's pretty funny.

[Gladosayx]

Hahaha it was so lame but it made me laught really hard.

[FLAME4564]

LOLZ XD now this is comedy XDDDD

[virtualman111]

my apologies sir haha

[KoldCerealKiller]

That was a wet one!

[fskater007]

lol it´s so funny

[earthstinks]

thats great

[sparky5617]

that was awesome, thank you

[0208name]

I should NOT be laughing at this... lol

[ashflower]

Same.

[DBarringer3]

Data is experiencing gaseous anomalies.

[titinius44]

LMAO

[ItsTheE30guy]

Nice

[writercore]

omg that's classic, "innocent Data" XP

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

LOL

[whocaresnow2]

He must have left skid marks in those android pants.

[ezridax]

lol! omg! lmfao!

[ibringmayflowers]

haha it worked when he said i apoligize sir. lol

[PuncturedPrincess]

doctorwhoone: holofarts!! LOL

[PirateOfTheInternet]

lol nice

[wabuk]

haha lol very funny!

[Chapsxo]

Lmaooooooo XDD

[doctorwhoone]

Funny , i dont think Androids could Fart , well if Data can then i sure the E.M.H. Doctor from Voyager could do the same thing , thou you'de never smell it thank god .

100/100 .

Cheers , Jason [ Doctor Who One ]