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"I'm sorry I have a cold" and "it was a pun" do not qualify as excuses in court. Palindromes however do. Sarah Palin lives in a Palindome. But only because she had been nailed there. Also putting 4000 Volts through Sarah Palin makes you go to court and you need a good excuse then.
Fun Fact: Micheal Palin (the shopowner) was actually considered for the role of the Eighth Doctor (the doctor from the 1996 television movie), but he turned it down.
"And I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place, was that it had been nailed there". xD Hahahahah..... xD
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u guys this isnt funny. i love monty python and this is concidered a classic and its the worst. i would like to register a complaint, excuse me miss. what do u mean miss. oh im sorry i have a cold. (the only great line). but i have a complaint about this skit. ill tell u whats wrong with it, its not funny.
@flapoofeletory Of course everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but if you don't find this funny then your sense of humor has bleedin' demised. It's passed on. It is no more. It has expired and gone to meet its maker. It is bereft of life. It has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. It has CEASED TO BE.
Is this supposed to be better quality than what other people upload on YouTube? That is what you state in your description, but I have seen better. It isn't even in full screen format.
my favourite Python has got to be John. he's just so..... indescribably perfect at everything he does. his voice, his physical movement, his incredible acting skills, just all the qualities about him tie together so perfectly that he should have a shrine in every city in the world, even though he's not dead yet.
Dear Mr and Mrs Python, it has been brought to my attention that your boys have been bullying other youtubers with HD videos filmed in Grand Concert Hall's and telling jokes about Poo Poo and Willies, this is not a problem so probably shouldnt have bothered mentioning it.
D: I was watching this video just right now and right at the part where the guy says "And right when I bought it-" The video cut off and the screen said "An error occurred."
My form tutor played this in class on Wednesday and I was the only one who found it funny and I was the only one who recognitised it as Monty Python. He said, after playing it, that he thinks it's an overrated sketch and it isn't very funny. He has lost all respect from me.
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Why the hell does every video featuring British cultural references and influences degenerate into a 'who won WWII' argument?? It tells me two things: 1)people are morons 2) US and UK have fuck all in common, if all we have to talk about is WWII :)
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PhantasyBrought2Life 4 days ago
194 people think they are in Bolton but in fact they're in Ipswich.
ConaMeade 4 days ago 4
@ConaMeade You mean Notlob
MessiahComing 2 days ago
I want this video on my Asha 200 phone.
efraimgarner 5 days ago
I am not prepared to keep clicking the videos to the right as they have become too silly
l33tshinobialchemist 1 week ago
194 people bought a dead parrot.
LombaxKat 1 week ago
@LombaxKat 194 people are dead parrots.
WhiteJarrah 1 week ago
Still think this is hilarious
vegetablenut 1 week ago
The awkward moment when your given a script for this in a mock-exam, so your trying not to burst out laughing when trying to analyze it.
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Note to self- if you get Monty Python in the real exam- die, for no man can deter you from your enthusiasm.
Guitaredwolfie 1 week ago
194 people are pining for the fjords
betian1983 1 week ago
Hilarious! I wish they made comedians as funny as this today. :D
fyrings1 1 week ago
The fucking thing is dead… you idiots… enough of the armature psychology…
TheWisemonkey8 1 week ago
@TheWisemonkey8 Excuse me, it's irrelevant, isn't it?
VitoseGG 1 week ago
@VitoseGG surreal comedy... it fits with the video...
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terratrema 2 weeks ago
All the dislikes are from the parrot on different accounts.
Xrulerguy 2 weeks ago 4
XD When he starts banging the parrot on the counter my brother and I just started cracking up!
32Cinderpelt 2 weeks ago
How can their be people who dislike this!?
NeytiriPhoenix 2 weeks ago
what its not even a parrot its stuffed!!!!! lol
shinyblackbirds 2 weeks ago
"its stone dead" LOL
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buckwild104 2 weeks ago
should've bought a swallow.
grevejp44 2 weeks ago 4
@grevejp44 African or European?
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MrKingofhats 2 weeks ago
"I'm sorry I have a cold" and "it was a pun" do not qualify as excuses in court. Palindromes however do. Sarah Palin lives in a Palindome. But only because she had been nailed there. Also putting 4000 Volts through Sarah Palin makes you go to court and you need a good excuse then.
IcEye89 3 weeks ago
189 people got sent to Ipswich :D
MitchellI503 3 weeks ago
NOTLOB!
Ginger33333 3 weeks ago
"Voom, this parrot wouldn't voom if i put 4 thousand volts through it"
AmazingBlink182 3 weeks ago
"I wish to register a complain!"
I love the way he says that :D
Theninja347 3 weeks ago
"It's stunned." My favorite line.
Calriec 3 weeks ago
This video is a favorite on Kuala Lumpur
juliantrevin38 3 weeks ago
i got shown dis at sk00l for english
AnEpicBloke360 3 weeks ago
POLLY!!!
gmercury 3 weeks ago
"THIS......IS AN EX.PARROT."
jennychan202 4 weeks ago 3
188 people got a slug
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PhantasyBrought2Life 4 weeks ago
"look matey, this bird wouldn't voom if I put 4000 volts through it"
ArmlessOctopus19 1 month ago
Fun Fact: Micheal Palin (the shopowner) was actually considered for the role of the Eighth Doctor (the doctor from the 1996 television movie), but he turned it down.
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Pining for the fjords!! :D
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PhantasyBrought2Life 1 month ago
ITS BLEEDING DEMISED
homiex04 1 month ago
I love that he finds the cage in the shop again. Nice meta humour all around on this show
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PhantasyBrought2Life 1 month ago
"It'd be pushing up daisies if you hadn't nailed it to the perch." too funny!
landlvids 1 month ago
THIS...IS....AN....EX...PARROT!!!!
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PhantasyBrought2Life 1 month ago
"And I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place, was that it had been nailed there". xD Hahahahah..... xD
EmilieMarieLykkeDuus 1 month ago 47
This is an all time classic.
girona25 1 month ago 2
Get on with it!
MomoTheBellyDancer 1 month ago
187 people thought polly really was alive...
Ahseyo 1 month ago
this is even funnier because that race of parrots have been extinct for 55 million years!
Fazorification 1 month ago
Wish stuff could make laugh like this old school skit
meatballeatter 1 month ago
I'll always wonder where they got the idea for thi sketch.
JDarach 1 month ago
Now that's what I call a Dead Parrot!!!
SkataKPonos 1 month ago
How much would you love to work in a pet shop and try that with customers
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PhantasyBrought2Life 1 month ago
Pinin' for the fjords!
fisheloph 1 month ago
I laugh so much I cry every time. Never gets old.
HarukaChan 2 months ago
185 people are parrots!
mltcm8 2 months ago
@mltcm8 your a parrot
rfujhtyihnythjthtdjy 2 months ago
@rfujhtyihnythjthtdjy its you're not your :) Just sayin'
Opawhale 1 month ago
@Opawhale Also, it's it's, not its!
Inkyminkyzizwoz 1 month ago
@Inkyminkyzizwoz Well played, Sir ;) Well played.
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ValeriusMyotis 2 months ago
One of my fav Monty skits
yummygrapefruity 2 months ago
14,047 people have a pining for the fjords.
jjeremmy 2 months ago
I dunno, I watched the whole thing, besides the accents I could find anything laugh out loud about it.
Travellingdumbell 2 months ago
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Eh. No one can force you to like something.
FightingJEDI 2 months ago
@Travellingdumbell 'I could find anything laugh out loud with it' What did you find then?
Inkyminkyzizwoz 1 month ago
@Inkyminkyzizwoz CouldNT sorry about that, painkillers are in full force! Eh , it takes quite alot to make me LOL.
Travellingdumbell 1 month ago
monty python is my religeon and john cleese is my god
omfgwtfisthis26 2 months ago
4:07 keith moon?
dominoesandtin 2 months ago
@dominoesandtin No...Terry Jones...
modladd 2 months ago
Absolutely hilarious!
ourDC888 2 months ago
ipswich..poor cleese its a shithole
chinahands100 2 months ago
so far i have not been able to find the one from the actual movie "and now for something compleatly diffrent:"
fernandoisfubar 2 months ago
Yep defiantly DEAD!!!!!!
HighGearBush 2 months ago
"i'm sorry i have a cold"
foodlover00 2 months ago
Not dead, plastic.
lizzieanne2002 2 months ago
185 people didn't get on with it
TheRomans 2 months ago
its resting....
idodo32 2 months ago
185 people are ex-parrots
marshieATC 2 months ago
@marshieATC Well, better replace them then.
masterofsomthin 2 months ago
Favorite Monty Python sketch EVER <3
SunshineAndAllie 2 months ago
I'll be acting out this scene in my acting class.
colmhearne 2 months ago
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u guys this isnt funny. i love monty python and this is concidered a classic and its the worst. i would like to register a complaint, excuse me miss. what do u mean miss. oh im sorry i have a cold. (the only great line). but i have a complaint about this skit. ill tell u whats wrong with it, its not funny.
flapoofeletory 2 months ago
@flapoofeletory then why are you even here?
jak795 1 month ago
@flapoofeletory Of course everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but if you don't find this funny then your sense of humor has bleedin' demised. It's passed on. It is no more. It has expired and gone to meet its maker. It is bereft of life. It has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. It has CEASED TO BE.
knoxoilngas 3 weeks ago 69
@knoxoilngas It's ex-sense of humor.
micvrom 4 days ago
@flapoofeletory Why? Explain yourself.
AlexanderHynes 1 day ago
@AlexanderHynes You own birds don't you... sorry.
AlexanderHynes 1 day ago
Look matey, this parrot wouldn't bloom if i put four thousand volts through it
that's my favorite line, always gets me laughing
ArmlessOctopus19 2 months ago
HILLARIOUS!! this is an x parrot what a classic! LOL
gary1972elley 2 months ago
im so sorry your marriage didnt work
Xstrain 2 months ago
Epic...one of the best MP skits.
nevets4ever 2 months ago
Is this supposed to be better quality than what other people upload on YouTube? That is what you state in your description, but I have seen better. It isn't even in full screen format.
FesterBable 2 months ago
"POLLLLLLLLLLLY" Epic :D
vfdsunny9 2 months ago
comedic gold
MattProvencal 2 months ago
"This parrot is NO MORE... it has CEASED TO BE!"
recyclecongress 2 months ago 36
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no no, "it's expired and gone to meet it's maker!"
jennychan202 3 weeks ago
BEREFT OF LIFE IT RESTS IN PEACE!
bassben04 2 months ago
Similar Pet Shops Ltd
LOL
bahriboy 2 months ago 3
my favourite Python has got to be John. he's just so..... indescribably perfect at everything he does. his voice, his physical movement, his incredible acting skills, just all the qualities about him tie together so perfectly that he should have a shrine in every city in the world, even though he's not dead yet.
just saying.
wafflewaffle90 2 months ago 19
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I am not dead yet, I can dance and I can sing!
Starscream3352 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MontyPython
Although about 50% of the comedy probably stems from their accents, this is comedic gold!!!
zombiefan011 2 months ago
Absolute classic.
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i cant believe this is the guy from pink panther
Sharangutan 2 months ago
fuckin epic
pe6obutilkata 2 months ago
My names Dave. This video just made me pregnant.
DaveN2610 3 months ago
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Yours Woodily,
B L Oak
TheShedlife 3 months ago
"How 'bout a slug?
VampirePrincess2913 3 months ago
I'm a qualified Brain Surgeon
Notlob
TheGapminder 3 months ago
Well i'd better replace it then...
BlueMoonKitten 3 months ago
I dont think that that parrot would VOOM even if some one put 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 volts throgh it.
jetseekers 3 months ago
@jetseekers Of course it wouldn't. It would be fried by that much electricity.
TheThousandthPrinny 3 months ago
eric idle is so hot
gulledbeatle 3 months ago
Happy Birthday to John Cleese!
(Born October 27th 1939)
Katie01197 3 months ago 89
Now thats what a call a dead parrot.
system0system0 3 months ago
This parrot is no more! It has have ceased to be! Its expired and gone to meet its maker!
marshieATC 3 months ago in playlist Comedy
well, if the parrot wasn't dead before, it will be now!
freaklatinus 3 months ago 89
Honestly, this version is much better acted and funnier than the movie version
TheInnocence111 3 months ago
I love the part with the parrot
Jesus616Freak 3 months ago
D: I was watching this video just right now and right at the part where the guy says "And right when I bought it-" The video cut off and the screen said "An error occurred."
I lol'd at the perfect timing.
NinjaFerrari 3 months ago 3
My form tutor played this in class on Wednesday and I was the only one who found it funny and I was the only one who recognitised it as Monty Python. He said, after playing it, that he thinks it's an overrated sketch and it isn't very funny. He has lost all respect from me.
HTprods 3 months ago 4
I'll tell you what's wrong with it........ it's dead that's what's wrong with it.
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MikeyAJ1988 3 months ago
GET ON WITH IT!
Graham Chapman's voice is wonderful XD
wahaya2 3 months ago
181 were parrots
shaunhailey1 3 months ago
181 people have run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!
ctiyboy26 3 months ago
This routine reminds me of the republicans. They love to deny reality.
powderman426 3 months ago
I've got a slug?
dose it talk?
not really
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181 people got stiffs
virdinav 3 months ago
I searched ''Flying V Blues''
....WHY....
abutomatto 3 months ago
i think john cleese is jesus
toad33332 3 months ago
This makes my day every time I watch it. :D
hannahs172 3 months ago 3
im a qualified brain surgeon!! i dont have to do this!
Deskwirba 3 months ago
"shagged out after a long squawk". :)
JessluvsMilqueToast 3 months ago
As funny everytime!
joriszsz 3 months ago
180 people bought an EX-PARROT!
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180 people are EX-PARROTS!
180 people are named Polly
180 people are stupid
180 people are pining for the fjords
180 people are no more! they have ceased to be! they've expired and gone to meet their maker!
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@TheTechnoToast 181
system0system0 3 months ago
@system0system0 182
SmexyRookie 3 months ago
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Well maybe they were just restin'.
RayChennyboy 3 months ago
@RayChennyboy Yeah! Yeah! er, my hovercraft is full of eels.
TheTechnoToast 3 months ago
@TheTechnoToast 184 people r dead
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@TheTechnoToast It has crept up to 184 more since you last commented.
The98Funnyman 2 months ago
IT'S A STIFF!!!
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notlob is not a palindrome, my name (without the 551) is a palindrome
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ghoohg551 3 months ago
Hahahah it was nailed down!
WEAREANIMALS 3 months ago
THIS IS A LATE PARROT!
KronusKhaos69 3 months ago
108 people lost their parrot the same way...
animalfreakmusicgeek 3 months ago
Notlob. Ha.
HarvardCurlingTeam 3 months ago
I'm norwegian, but I'm defintly not blue :-)
16wani 3 months ago
@16wani What are you talking about, we're all blue here!
fuckedupcupcake 3 months ago
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Since you are from Iceland, maybe you are referring to the Scandinavian blue?..
16wani 3 months ago
@16wani I live in Norway :)
fuckedupcupcake 3 months ago
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Håper du trives her i landet, da :-)
16wani 3 months ago
i have 5 parrots and love each and every one of them, and i still lol'ed
Platychidnapus 3 months ago
Notlob!
BrandedTV 3 months ago
Nigerian email scammers!
t2money4 3 months ago
How can people not like this? This was funny!
Tsamsiyu1 3 months ago
That parrot must have been made in china.
TheBlaziken437 3 months ago
Happy 42nd anniversary, guys! 42 years of awesomeness....
wednesdaygirl13 3 months ago
179 peoples are ex parrots LOL
uborko1 3 months ago
so good
leestephenj 3 months ago
it sounds like he says *perrot*
lol
OrangeKyuubiKid 3 months ago
I love that John Cleese quoted this at Grams funeral, it's so great
Ramones53rdand3rd 3 months ago
lol..gay accent...duuuud parrrrot
...smh
CanucksDESI 4 months ago
179 people nailed a dead parrot inside a bird cage and got complained they sold dead parrots.
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I honestly don't understand why this is supposed to be funny.
It reminds me of the the humour of Catch 22- Tedious and utterly pointless.
CrouchieAtlas 4 months ago
"The palindrome of Bolton, would be NOTLOB." ---
Just too much! lol!!!
oldjizzy 4 months ago 4
Nope. Chuck Testa.
nambreadnam 4 months ago
Why the hell does every video featuring British cultural references and influences degenerate into a 'who won WWII' argument?? It tells me two things: 1)people are morons 2) US and UK have fuck all in common, if all we have to talk about is WWII :)