my brother was standing next to me when we heard the coffee and milf, while i was playing the game. i started cracking up, and he was confused at how i knew what milf meant. ah, to be 13 :)
@princejohnneyfan you have a great taste in gamkes for a boy in your age. my cousin just want me, to buy him a copy of CoD. No interest in the real shit :(
@princejohnneyfan thanks for that insightful memory u sed your a girl well im 14 and the only way i can think of when teen knows what milf is well goes to beef head videos
"Hi, This Is Diane from Beef Head Videos. Ummmmm, We just wanna inform You that you had 2--Wait, 3 videos overdue videos from a month ago. They Were Titled
"Sex In The City, Season 4"
"Jugs World: The Movie"
And "99, So Fine" please return them soon!" *BEEEEEEP*
I like how there's a box of kleenex net to the chair in front of the TV. Please refer to the video of Henry waking up after fighting Mimmy in No More Heroes 2.
"Hi, this is Diane, from Beef Head Videos. We're calling to let you know that we have implemented a 26 digit password to open the safe containing our pornography. Should have turned your shit in, Travis. We'll be in touch."
diane wats to do travis ;P
JJheeweepee1 3 hours ago
its called BEEF HEAD videos
Kuribohchaos8 2 months ago
There's always something missing when they make a sequel.
Diane, why aren't you in NMH2?
NBluth 2 months ago
1:59 best one
SuperMrMaximo 10 months ago
No dislikes in almost 2 years... looks like everybody likes porn related phone messages
PsycopathProductions 1 year ago
0:22 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Is that an N64?!
megamariomaster454 1 year ago 4
This is Diane, from beef head videos...
DeadLollipop01 1 year ago
wtf coffee and milk was she reading a grocery list?
Slinker19 1 year ago
@Slinker19 That wasn't Coffee and Milk, that was Coffee and MILF. It's true. Check the subtitles.
johnlucas1 1 year ago
@Slinker19
i think she said coffee and milf ^^
Issun9000 7 months ago
Wow she looks through all the movies ?
The poor Girl XD
Issun9000 1 year ago
@Issun9000 I think you mean the dirty girl. ;)
SYNC4ex 7 months ago
I love how his face is so unresponsive during these voicemails.
headphonic8 1 year ago 6
Does Diane have Travis' Motel room on speed dial..?
hatinghighschool 1 year ago 8
now why would he hump a pillow the vidoes must have a very powerful impact on travis
dedadee7651 1 year ago
"But it seems to be a recording of a guy.... erm.... humping a pillow."
My friend and I cracked up after this.
Hotsumoto90 1 year ago
Poor Diane
DarkFox2347 1 year ago
my brother was standing next to me when we heard the coffee and milf, while i was playing the game. i started cracking up, and he was confused at how i knew what milf meant. ah, to be 13 :)
princejohnneyfan 1 year ago
@princejohnneyfan you have a great taste in gamkes for a boy in your age. my cousin just want me, to buy him a copy of CoD. No interest in the real shit :(
Bosperus 1 year ago
@Bosperus T_T i'm a girl.
princejohnneyfan 1 year ago
@Bosperus but otherwise, thanks. i prefer the games that everybody DOESN'T play. besides silent hill. that kicks ass :D
princejohnneyfan 1 year ago
@princejohnneyfan thanks for that insightful memory u sed your a girl well im 14 and the only way i can think of when teen knows what milf is well goes to beef head videos
Malee1995 1 year ago
best video ever
hellwolf7 1 year ago
Diane sounds like she has the same voice actress as Shinobu
Shakai 1 year ago
Travis is awesome!
Supermaster4567 2 years ago
"Hi, This Is Diane from Beef Head Videos. Ummmmm, We just wanna inform You that you had 2--Wait, 3 videos overdue videos from a month ago. They Were Titled
"Sex In The City, Season 4"
"Jugs World: The Movie"
And "99, So Fine" please return them soon!" *BEEEEEEP*
BBsgalore 2 years ago
I was disappointed that there's no Diane (or Beef head video) in NMH2, she probably quit cuz of Travis lol.
gnahzdivad 2 years ago
@gnahzdivad
Well bishop was the owner and with her death she was probably out of a job. D:
BenHyuga 1 year ago
I like how there's a box of kleenex net to the chair in front of the TV. Please refer to the video of Henry waking up after fighting Mimmy in No More Heroes 2.
louman84 2 years ago
"Hi, this is Diane, from Beef Head Videos. We're calling to let you know that we have implemented a 26 digit password to open the safe containing our pornography. Should have turned your shit in, Travis. We'll be in touch."
xxHazyShadowsxx 2 years ago 17
Travis likes porn so much that he keeps all the videos.
XSuperGamer 2 years ago 5
@XSuperGamer He even humped a pillow...
mahiganti 2 years ago
Hmm, reminds me of my phone messages....
ultimablaze5 2 years ago
You're 15 years old and live with your parents.
sasukebowserpikachu 2 years ago
Yeah but they dont know whats on my cell phone :P
ultimablaze5 2 years ago
Video stores don't sell those kinds of movies to minors.
sasukebowserpikachu 2 years ago
@sasukebowserpikachu
Will you stop being so touchy :S it was a joke ¬¬
ultimablaze5 2 years ago
thanks for uploadin
FuckedYourDad 2 years ago
I hope we get to see diane in the next one D': I bet she's hooot
Markalas 2 years ago 10
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Zhajbi 2 years ago
'a guy ...humping a pillow' HAHAHA i love that one its my fav one haha
you can hear in every message she's getting a bit more irritated cause he is not returning his vids bad travis haha 5/5 favs
xxxTwilightAxelxxx 2 years ago 10
This has been flagged as spam show
e3 on g4 this week! copy and past!
jellyfilld12 2 years ago
2:10 - Was that a NES under Travis´ TV??
HenryTouchdown 2 years ago
No it was his VCR
KanameTousen 2 years ago
milf. XD
IMMATRAVISTOUCHDOWN 2 years ago 4
This is why nobody wants to work at a video store. >_>
Aberrant17 2 years ago 12
You might need a new pillow cover for this one.
silver822 2 years ago 15
Pretty much my favorite cutscenes in the game; apart from all the motherfuckers dying of course.
biggraves73 3 years ago 6
lol, silly travis and his pillow humping.
kevinohisamazing 3 years ago 10
Travis is such a perv
Molotuv 3 years ago 8
I wonder what Diane thinks about Travis XD hehe he sure loves his porn that's for sure.
Coffee and MILF was my fave message LMAO.
(I wonder about NMH2..hopefully there are more of these!!)
IchigoAbarai 3 years ago 7
Oh you know there will be in NMH2 XD
and if not I will cry...
FlowerDeBattlefield 3 years ago 3
There is, And he will be struggling desperately!
Cha!
HAOzbirn 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
No More Heroes- reminding you that You Suck.
EggmanVahn4 3 years ago
ROFL "69 technique"
RyuTheKyubbi 3 years ago 3
coffe and milf lmao
CoreyLindsay111706 3 years ago 9
Hurr
hypermetalsonic 3 years ago
lol these are hilarious. Travis sure likes his porn.XD
Koeiwarriorsfan 3 years ago 41
XD these are hilarious.
xXSmurfsdabombXx 3 years ago 22
Diane has a cute voice.
harken2501 4 years ago 43
This kinda reminds me the phone messages in killer7
XEDagaPOD 4 years ago
Same makers
Meanderthal17 4 years ago 10