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[Frequency404]

Both of the DVD players behind Charlie are giving him very funny looks. O_o

[curlylaloo]

I find the moustache ugly and offensive. My Grandfather didn't fight the Nazis for this.

- I quite like Richard's though.

[Jesswilding13]

I kind of watched the Video to see the Tits... THANKS COMMENTS!

- But in all seriousness I would have Brookers Babys.

[arthurarneiro]

Honestly, I don't see anything special about Jamelia or her breasts. Why is it that 85% of the comments are people drooling about the latter? God, it's like they've never seen a woman before.

[aaron9099]

I didn't see Jamelia's face once.

[89MazzaUK]

I WORK AT GREGGS. She is TOTALLY into me.

[theomega616]

She is one greasy looking mother fucker ... Have to wipe my monitor down after her being on it ....

[Mbencey1990]

@theomega616 last time it happened it was Jermaine

[alanpgoodwin]

Mmmmmmm....Jamelia.......drool­.....

[Batpod05]

there's two comedians, another one who isnt a comedian, but still fucking hilarious...

Then there's shiny tits. Thanks channel 4 for yet again taking the 8 out of 10 cats route for choosing someone with looks over comedy

[redvelvetjacket]

why does everyone have to talk about jamelia's tits all the time?

[leapoffaith20]

@redvelvetjacket Because they're AMAZING!

[renoo27]

0:24. What the fuck? So everyone on TV has to look a certain way?

[soooyeahhh]

@renoo27

...unfortunatley that's how tv works...yeah :(

[chenlung1]

It does strike me how people take the time to be so cruel about another human being.

[BooJoMan]

HAIL HITLER!

[TheRainstorm97]

@BooJoMan That is the most empty-headed reaction to his Charlie Chaplain moustache I have ever seen.

[thenewptolemy]

@LostJester0 you obviously didn't finish reading them

[reaper7876]

@vidyo555 Excepting, of course, at least the 69 people who upvoted his opinion, the however many people who downvoted his opinion, the people who took the time to respond to his opinion, and, quite clearly, yourself.

[MaryStewart]

Respond to this video...  we need wardrobe malfunction!

[tekqist28]

I think her cleavage is just annoying to b honest

[theAngryscotman]

@tekqist28 well to each his own, i guess.

[Szaam]

Jamelia looks tasty. Simple as.

And shiny. A shiny taste-fest.

[BigCockLittleCock8]

what i don't undersand is why the **** jamelia is on the show at all - it would help if she was even a little bit funny. she's clearly just eye candy.

[tonofpoo]

look at jameilas tits,they're fucking amazing,i could live in there,gowd she's hot.

[stinkogirl]

She's pretty damn shiny.

[simmy3000]

@Teabhagdad I agree with you on this reflection, there is so much potential for engaging and intellectual chat on this platform, however, unfortunately I do feel that you might be investing in too much faith in the peoples general sense of modesty and intelligence, which leaves me to say, that Jamelia does indeed have a marvelous pair of tits! look at them! and then look at them again, what was Brooker saying? fuck knows, look at those gorgeous tits!

[ince55ant]

@Teabhagdad

fully thought you were being serious when i started to read that.

[NextianGeometry]

@Teabhagdad This comment is a tiny work of art, and I commend you for it.

[theAngryscotman]

@Teabhagdad i found you comment a combination of fucking hilarious, sadly true and offensive. Bit like Frankie Boyle. :-)

[redvelvetjacket]

@Teabhagdad i salute you, sir

[451harri]

@Teabhagdad You think this is bad? armed with a randomly generated 2-digit number and a similarly produced1-digit number, then type the name of any major terrorist group or religion into the search bar. Use your 2-digit number to decide what page of results you want, and then use the 1-digit number to decide what video on the page you want to watch, then use either of your numbers to decide what page of comments on it you want to view.

You will weep at what you see.

[Soundfrequency]

When scientists talked about a supposed heavy substance, so heavy and dense in fact that if you had a small amount of it you would have the entire mass of the universe summarized in one small area, they were talking about Jamelia's breasts O.O

[breakinbones]

jamelia's tits are incredible.

[blatspanner]

aye. tits.

[Batpod05]

Its as if though jamelia fell into a bucket of oil on the way... damn

either way charlie brooker still rules

[DrOli]

How on earth did Charlie Brooker get on Channel 4 since screen/newswipe

[MediumKuriboh]

the black girl is hot :D

[77825jk]

in my opion charlie brooker is the funneist tv show host on channel 4!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Tait011]

wow, her breasts are amazing.

[liquidhead]

that's a world class understatement.

[percyswatchingyou]

fuck me, whats happened with jamelia's tits?

and you can say what you like about brooker cheapening himself with the channel 4 shilling, but his guardian columns are pure gold.

[Splazz]

"whats happened with jamelia's tits?"

Pregnancy x 2

[Elibobbob]

This clip is rubbish. The One Show is like being sat in someone's council house in the 80's only with a superstar on the couch cringing at how awful the environement & chatter is, it's just that bad.. And that Rufus why is he on the telly, he's a moron for morons to watch, surely. He's awful..unfunny.. ugly, smarmy, thick, and did I say creapy!

[PinkyPurply]

ahhh...... the tits :)

[1056944]

check out jamelia's boobs! lol

[michaelljackson09]

this makes me laugh :)

[ReadySalted80]

Its good when they get Frankie Boyle on

[Vault101Reject]

don't put down Dead Set. any show which..well..shows,the moronic colletion of single-brain-celled dog-fuckers that make up the big brother contestants getting horribly slughtered desrves praise no matter what happens in it. ic could have been 10 hours of teletubbies and then right at the end,just show them die and it'd have still been worth it.

[starstar001]

I agree that would be worth it ,but Charlie did himself a disservice by using the BB "brand",presenter and all.

He allowed himself to be sucked in and give credence to the type of television that he would be pouring scorn over any other day of the week.

But he always did have a hard-on for BB from the start.

[TheAnxiousMan]

Sort of. But he never has or ever will review comedy.

[starstar001]

Oh,and this is the guy that gave us Nathan Barley.

I suppose he doesn't have to try any more.

[beatlegreg07]

adrian is a stunningly good lookin bloke. how can no-one see this?

[CoolBlokeAndABit]

charlie brooker for prime minister :)

[certificate18flix]

Another great show from Charlie Brooker :)

[stumpss8]

0.08 is she greased up or something? haha

[boshankers12]

i oiled up her babylons.

[hellojacobhitch4545]

is that bad? i love it

[HenryVidsAndThat]

I absolutley love this programme!!! its the perfect mix of have i got news for you and harry hills tv burp!!!!

[Theanonymous1s]

Agreed, it's hillarious.

And its already had Reginal D Hunter and Frankie Boyle on, both hillarious in these kinds of shows.

[wrightherewrightnow9]

I would watch anything with Charlie Brooker in it, but I prefer him when he's holed up in his basement for Screenwipe, cynically bemoaning the state of the world! It's almost a shame to see him interact cheerfully with other people!

[pedroganjabird]

this is crap... charlie brooker became the crap he was trying to stop..

[nothingissimple]

balls. Charlie Brooker has always been the crap he's always said he is. Good crap.

[whikless]

It's not great, but it's the show, not brooker.

[starstar001]

His first wrong step was Dead Set. Why would he give someone like Davina MColl airtime? that puzzled me. She seems the sort of person he slated in Screenwipe every week-airhead,vacuuous,talentle­ss. But Endemol produce all his shows and Big Brother.

Now he's really lowering himself with these shows,his biting comments don't have any teeth anymore.

It's like Bo Selecta,the first season was original madness,but when Francis mixed too much with the stars he was "stalking" the shows got shit.

[shizzlepie]

Charlie Brooker is too good for this

[brotherwilson]

yeah!

[kat1989]

jamelia's so shiny, and hot. ive got a girl crush.

[roryphelan]

I've got a boy crush.

Her over Beyonce any day of the week. Not that Beyonce isn't gorgeous.

[Needham90]

I loved the commentators of Jacko's funeral! Having bets on who would cry first!

[timdavies90]

Newest episode was freaking hilarious, oh no boo hoo they made some jokes about Michael Jackson, people were making jokes before they even knew he was dead...get over it you losers.

[xanyleon]

Jamelia is amazing

[Kagemusha22]

Shut up. Calm down. And go and read a book.

[SmileySJG]

yes i saw that and they where pricks talkin about him. they where saying "and there is micheal jackson having a little lie down at the front of the stage" : (

[jpm2k6]

Learn to spell and then come back - the show pointed out the way in which his death was publicised on TV and how it often turns into more of a spectacle than a celebration of the person's life. It's not what they think - they're not mocking his family.

[karadan100]

Nice spelling.

I was being sarcastic by the way, just in case your humour radar hasn't fully formed yet.

[wisteela]

Superb.

[anthonychatburn1591]

argeed jamelias tits are amzing lol

[greyreview]

i watched this thinking i wouldnt like charlie but he is so fucking funny lol

[DudeSpectre]

Might as well get it out of the way, yes, Jamelia has some grade A+ tits. This show was good as well, Charlie Brooker is brilliant!

[BR1NSOP]

...those are awesome. So very awesome...

[woodyrulesok]

mmmm boobs

[townsjim]

I can't concentrate, Jamelia's lovely oily tits are too distracting!

[HouseOldSkoolRaver]

too right

[stickman2400]

THIRD XD

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