mre in less than 5 minutes

[528blondie]

Hewitt....You the man !!....I would've yacked....Great vid....Thank you for your service men....

[SanguineProphecy]

This shit tastes like kobe beef steak when you've been walking around all day with 30 lbs on your back.

- My usmc brother

[MermaidLogger]

0:49 dude take his sunglasses lol

[social3ngin33rin]

lololol

good, I don't like omlet menu lol

[Mrsiepel]

tax dollars well spent

[GrimeDaiIy]

looks like that poof cadet from Family Guy..

[TheZombehunter]

i LOVE the army wen i grow up i wana serve my contry!! =D im 10 and have cancer

[idontdocrack123]

i feel bad 4 u

that sht tates horrible

[KamikazeBob789]

Daayum

[JustLookin0811]

Nice white socks there killer.

[xXFumbles16Xx]

@JustLookin0811 they are required to wear white socks dumbass.. and anyways what do socks have to do with anything?

[JustLookin0811]

@xXFumbles16Xx HMMMMMM. I was in the Marine Corps between 2004 and 2007 and we were required to have boot socks that were not white. It's uniform regs, unless you have a really good reason. It's a stupid rule and thus the joke. Watch who the fuck you're calling a dumb ass, dumb ass.

[jgsb111]

@JustLookin0811 Lol what's he suppose to wear, pink socks?

[MrHongKongBuffet]

What the hell actually goes into the Omelet? I can't believe that it involves eggs. There's even a Facebook group called "Fuck the Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE." Thank God there's a Pop Tart in there.

[LPHunter10]

the few the proud the people that can actually eat an omelet MRE without puking there guts out all over the floor

[wolfwind371]

way to go the few the proud !!!!

[bigdog4400]

A: This is funny as hell B: THANKS FELLAS FOR ALL YOU DO!!!!

[MrMonkeygorilla]

whats worse jail food or MREs

[darktard]

Hes gotta have the shits

[guitaristguy20]

The omlet is no longer being made in the 2011 menu.

[theskits]

@guitaristguy20 whoever decided an omlet would taste good in an mre is insane.

[gokarter57275]

@guitaristguy20 thank god

[1cme1]

@guitaristguy20 god be fucking praised.

[blinky23456]

MREs are like russian roulette, you reach into the case and from time to time youre gonna pull that ass tasting omelet. the rest are decent

[SJLGG]

"I dont eat for taste, I eat for function"

[persiankicker300]

My second tour in Vietnam, I was foolish enough to eat the K-rat Ham and Lima beans unheated. I'd like to meet the man that could eat that horseshit in under 5 minutes.

[TheMightyDMan]

Poor man... I have tried the omelette and I would rather eat dog food than it. It smells rotten, looks nasty and doesn't even taste at all like an egg

[Psyclopes]

seriously, the u.s. army is a joke! FAIL VIDEO!!!

[colbalt95]

@Psyclopes says the arab

[clements4242]

@colbalt95 amen

[MayhemMike]

haha props for that, those omelets taste like asshole. time for PT

[skinnyfrog1]

@dorlach100 how bout the next time you wanta talk about a marine or soldier say it to their face and not in some comment on YouTube and see what happens you fag

[kernoelli]

@Cambria2007

I have heard from my friend that goes hiking alot and so they eat alot of MRE. My friend told me that the Cheese omlets taste just horrible but the rest taste good to them

[RODINAMO]

oh god veggie omelet, the clam chowder gets me to throw up every time

[TheKristopher11]

cheese and vegggie... the absolute worst MRE ever made!

[DustinTheGoth]

must've been one massive shit afterwards...

[tina6581]

Later that day this guy throw up over his sergeant, lol :-)

[Ir0nF1st924]

at 1:57 did someone say "lobster cock"?

[motombocolombo]

0:57 "he loves the cock" rofl

best regards from jay and silent bob

[coolking533]

they should change the name of this video to, 3000 calories in less than 5 min

[orrie10]

@coolking533 Who cares about calories? Especially in an army? And it's not even close to 3,000 calories. you weigh watcher loser

[coolking533]

@coolking533 im in the army and yes if you consume all of the items it comes out to 3000 dumbass google it

[wizzzer1337]

i wonder what a Marine barracks smells like at 1300 hours...

[Psyclopes]

this faggot shouldn't even be in the army! fucking pussy struggling to eat an mre meal! go back to your momma you homo fag!

[sarutobi43]

@Psyclopes but he just ate chow. and that probably tastes like a dogs asshole

[will4h26]

he said love the cock hahaha

[charlesc300]

I am just waiting for him to puke

[Thefuzz17901]

Ugh The Omelet MRE's.. The worst ones.

[greiver179]

A couple of hours later alone in the Desert: Huey: Godamn why did i eat my MRE

[Crackerton0006]

I just puked a little in my mouth..... brrrrr!!!

[KeshaIsHot808]

OH GOD!!! I just had that same CHEESE omelet yesterday and it tasted TERRIBLE

[demover7]

:55 loves the cock

[SuchAParawhoree]

Crackers on your left! Crackers on your left! lmao

[DustinTheGoth]

Something funny about watching a guy frantically eating a meal that tastes worse than the waste it produces.

[lorkan76]

@dorlach100 what's IDF? tnx :]

[dorlach100]

@lorkan76 ISRAEL DEFENSE FORCE

[Bigcrazyguy1]

@dorlach100 ya man why dont u sign up and go see?

[dorlach100]

is this what i'm paying my country todo?

[Dextrimental]

@dorlach100, your such a douche. You couldn't even begin to pay for your freedoms without any one of the marines in this video. You're nothing but an armchair, liberal criticizer who does nothing for his country but blames everyone else for HIS problems. Who cares what they do on THEIR downtime. They get the job done, allowing you to wake up, and go about your daily snobness. God Bless you Marines, Semper Fi.

[dorlach100]

@Dextrimental dude you see what i meen....you guys spend your time on stupid things.... just look how much you wrote....dude I'm in the IDF so fuck you

[Dextrimental]

@dorlach100, Watch out for this internet tough guy people. His words are scary.... Go back to your armchair, and settle in for the night watching greys anatomy.

[ResediVlad]

@dorlach100

Oh hell yeah, go join the military and check it out.

[roopg567]

@dorlach100 YES you dumbass.

[tony56182]

@dorlach100 i think they deserve to have sumfun

[Ir0nF1st924]

@dorlach100 no this is on their free time, or in this case lunch time

[TheMidnightCity]

That Marine is wearing white socks.

[egoleech]

"don't taste it , eat it ! " =)

[FunkySpunky91]

i truthfully love MREs. love the little tobasco bottles in it. then drench meal with it

[SSJSasuke777]

"Oh He's Double Fistin It Now"....That's What She Said

[usmcMac2111]

damn, dude's a freak...the cheese omelet? GAH!

[KaLinasmama]

You poor guys over their with the sand heat and dune koons and all u get to eat is a nasty mre... thank you all for your service!

[deathREAPER1856]

It must be bad when a Marine wants to throw up after eating eat.

[drsevrin100]

God bless the US Military.

[bushcraftourway]

@drsevrin100 why?

[drsevrin100]

@bushcraftourway Because they are they only true heroes in the world.

[bushcraftourway]

@drsevrin100 good right wing view there.

you know 45% of aids british aids workers that died in 2010 were killed by us soldiers?

hmm, true heroes yeah.

[KaLinasmama]

@bushcraftourway thats because they were too stupid to get out of our way! and yes they are heroes

[lwbushido]

aawww god.... who the hell would ever willing eat a veggie cheese omelet MRE!? In basic I would throw that shit away, and eat my crackers and cheese.

[Valles923]

Aww man he did it? Did he get any money?

[TF775]

The omelette! If he can eat that, this man is a total boss! Those things are so f**king nasty.

[francegurl]

god, this is worse than fear factor, I assume

[CaptainCombat1]

Hes going to have Omlet part 2

[starshock01]

goldmine mre...i never get crackers...or m&m's...

[helix1776dragon]

I could never eat the Egg Omlet, I always used it to trade for other shit.

[KingsknightsAllday]

i had one from the gulf war haha

[Zyyler55]

@KingsknightsAllday WHAT!?!?! WTF hahaha, you eat it???? - IF YES - how did that stink bomb taste!?!

[KingsknightsAllday]

@Zyyler55  hell yeah i ate it... and it tasted like shit haha

[WARjunkie34]

the chili mac never lets you down man

[Cambria2007]

I don't know why everyone talks shit about MRE's...I think they taste great, and to me there's something apetizing about the idea of eating pre-packaged food on the go. Some of the main courses don't taste the best, but to say you would puke off of it...come on...you gotta be pretty spoiled to actually want to puke from the taste of an MRE.

[24GordonFan223]

@Cambria2007 I agree, I actually really, really like MRE's I go out of my way to buy 'em when I can

[Aim2Maim0763]

@Cambria2007

i would rather shove a thermometer up my pee hole than eat a beef patty mre thank you very much.

[ajay2486]

@Aim2Maim0763 mre's r great wtf r u talking about

[RabbiOfDoom]

@Cambria2007 You've obviously never had the cheese and veggie omelet. The only one that's inedible, thank god they finally replaced it.

[KittonMittonzz]

@Cambria2007 Except the Omelet. Anything but the omelet.

[PsykoWaffle]

@Cambria2007 With enough tiny tabasco, i can stand the omelet

[Freepepsi42]

@Cambria2007 lmao it's the omlette, the egg in mre's are shit thats why you avoid them at all cost.

[gokarter57275]

@Cambria2007 yes but the omlet sucks donkey dick

[DeftCrowMk3]

@Cambria2007 ... unless the menu happens to be at the same level with Ham and Lima Beans.

[manwolf141]

Worst. MRE. Ever. First time I got the veggie omelette my drill sergeant told us all to "finish all of your MRE's" and I got about half way through and I just started vommin' everywhere. Just the feeling of the egg in your mouth makes you gag.

[SSJ2Starscream]

this was my fist mre and i just dont want to eat another mre

[SuperDwang]

I did that with out being cooked. I had raviolies. and yeah i had to use the restroom quite a bit afterwards. i bet he did too lol

[stefanits1234]

Weheh, just tasted #11 Tuna and macaroni and cheese mexican style, and have to say its not particularly bad. French MRE is better and has more amound and a bit more delicious meals but I keep one of these in my car for just in case. :D

[chaotic4all]

thanks MREs, i still hate eggs

[RiptN3rd]

Those i tasty whenthere is no food for a day :DD

[TheTechAdmin]

I mix mine with the mud for flavor, especially the rasberry.

[TheJSVids]

Haha, marines make do, no matter how shitty the food, oorah.

[RiflemanUSMC]

@TheJSVids Damn straight! Meatloaf and Brown Onion Gravy is by far the worse MRE I've ever eaten...

I give it up to him! I tryed Meatloaf and puked at the potatos half way in!! I may be able to scarf down the Egg and cheese but idk!!

[TheJSVids]

@RiflemanUSMC Worse I had was chicken and dumplings. Pesto pasta was meh. My favorite is the beef patty with a bit of Tabasco.

[RiflemanUSMC]

@TheJSVids lol

[pikey2905]

What does MRE stands for?

[DopeyBovineMan]

@pikey2905

Officially, "Meal Ready to Eat".

But people call them "Meals Rejected By Ethiopians" or "Meals Ready to Expel" Because they're so damn nasty.

[pikey2905]

@DopeyBovineMan Appreciate it Dopey.

[DopeyBovineMan]

@pikey2905

No Probem!

[repticman123]

@DopeyBovineMan I find MRE's quite tasty actually. But only if its warmed up and made hot, otherwise it tastes like cold cat shit.

[RiflemanUSMC]

@repticman123 That's the total oppsite of me... lmao! I can't eat them hot they taste 100x worse to me!

lmao cold cat shit!!

[Notebookstudios]

lol why is there so many videos of marines eating MREs in a shory amount of time is this all you guys do when your bored? xD

[scorgati]

i heard the cheese omlet is gross if not heaterd

[GabrielSaysHi]

@scorgati even if you heat it the cheese omlette MRE is really gross.

[vetrix]

in soviet russia MRE eat you

[RK831]

How many calories in that MRE? 2000?

[hcig]

@RK831

damn close, they are packed chock full of calories to keep you energized on the field. to your body, its about the same as eating 3 big macs for a meal, but not as tasty (gotta hand it to the crackers though, they are bland, but something about them i just like)

[80spodcastchannel]

damn ...dude is going to be pooping like a turkey after eating a load of that and regular food too....LMAO

aw man he's going to be hatin' it

[apophisqueen]

i wonder what they do for fun now that they got rid of that crap! LOL! tried that back in 2008 after gustav ... had one bite, and gave it to my son who was 1 at the time. he loved it! I ate the blueberry granola for breakfast that day. Is the maple sausage that replaced the omelette any good? ;)

[cosmin5678]

ok...and what have you accomplished with this?

[nightshade288]

@cosmin5678 dude you know how men behave we are a bunch of meatheads lol

[cosmin5678]

@nightshade288 true,true xD

[ObamaLikesKFC]

the ravioli fucking rules.

[OhBbyC]

oh wow doesn't look tempting what so ever did he just eat it cold?



[jarnhamarr]

Aw fuck poor Marine. Someone should've gotten tobasco donations for his fetus in a bag. Fucking Christ. I can't believe he didn't throw up.

[NinjaRiCe47]

lol holy shit i would throw up haha i cant eat that much >.> props to him tho haha mre is gross

[sindude300]

CHILLI MACRONI BEST

[abester09]

veggie cheese omelet is the worst! once got issued 5 mres and 3 of them were veggie cheese omelet.

[TriggerManxL]

What a brave guy! someone has to eat the Shit MREs

[Sh3pardMelody]

soooo Healthy ....Bahahahhahaha

[smally5525]

i loved the MREs at bootcamp. they were much better than i thought theyd be, sloppy joe is the shit

[mara235]

Gag in a bag - the crackers are hardtack!

[asimonds422]

they should make a special episode of Fear Factor including horrible MREs

[Yoshi11583]

I salute to anyone that can finish that crud. I know I can't.

[boulespuantes]

this meal is shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttt lol the rest are ok

[KADAMASOUL]

lol buhahaha "One of the First Times we've seen it eaten" buhaha you sob good video mun 5stars

[ItsNoelDur]

That's cold.

._.'''

[perkalator104]

lol that dudes cussin him goin lol

[AirsoftStaffSGT1]

i heard that meal is BAD IS IT REALLY THAT BAD

[usmccountrygirl86]

lol the crackers in those things will ry your mouth out faster than sand

[RK831]

I don't care what you snobs say. When you're out on bivouac and haven't eaten for two days, an MRE is a godsend. You will eat.

[reconsoldiers]

true that man.... you r so right lol and im not even in the army those things actually taste pretty good

[thatguru877]

There not that bad i kinda like em.

[matthew181]

meals rejected by Ethiopians

[cali2092007]

@matthew181 mres are pretty good actually

[egoleech]

@matthew181 hahaha I laughed hard reading that one :D

[pshinspections]

Applebee's would slow down the troops... there is enough grease in Applebee's food to make you shit four times a day.

[griff323]

@pshinspections BIOUVAC. Hardly anything out there except Cat Holes, Racks, and MREs. This is home. Deal with it <3

[topsy420]

MRE's are worse than airplane food! I hope I never eat that shit again.

[EgaoNoGenki]

@topsy420 You don't have an Applebee's in the middle of an Iraqi desert. In such an environment, that'll keep you going. The fact that it replenishes you matters more than taste.

What branch were you in?

[topsy420]

Hahaha, I would rather eat an MRE over Applebees. Talk about some processed corporate goo. I was never in the military, but have eaten my fare share of MREs camping/backpacking.

[altoids79762]

wow fareshare you sound like a guy i will lend my kids

[ChowdersHat]

My parents got me the cheese and vegetable omelet MRE for christmas along with the chicken and noodles in pesto sauce for camping. Cant wait to try these out lol

[dallasbagley]

my favorites are... chicken with noodles, spicy penne pasta and beef stew! those 3 are f****** bomb!

[xfiles6728]

They should be happy....when I was in things still came in cans..... I think some were still samped1942....lol

[BornInTheCreek]

omg. i ate the omlet once when i was in iraq. there was nothing else to eat and i threw it up 10 minutes later. never never eat the omlet.

[pshinspections]

There is something just WRONG about eating an egg that was cooked a year ago.

[airsofthero1]

@pshinspections no its fine, thay freeze dry it then punt it in the bag, pump out the air and pump in nitrogen. bacteria need oxygen to multiply and thare is none.

[54321br14]

@pshinspections we had one from 1963

[teddybeartanner]

@pshinspections what do you mean a year ago? that stuff has probably been sitting in government storage since Korea.

[8ballsix27]

@pshinspections AKA School Cafeteria food.

[happydiskproductions]

@pshinspections more like a decade

[drivepro]

fucking animal.

[iJayBird]

The only good thing about the omlet is that you usually get some kind of candy or some other good shit...NEVER attempt the omlet EVER!

[franchise1789]

yo ShadowDeathBl1tz, how the hell can u eat that shit?? i traded my entire meal for bread and a cookie

[drummerdustin6]

when do you ship?

[ShadowDeathBl1tz]

i love the cheese omellete and vegetable mre

[alcockell]

And I thought we had it bad with the three-cream-crackers-in-60-sec­onds challenge...