Bear Grylls Hotel Survival

[Killuminatyi]

Wow.. bored?

[chargersfan1111]

Just found water, better drink my own piss

[chicoeden3]

shit!! y dd u drink toilet water ??idiot try sink tap water

[johnguitarist1]

@chicoeden3 he is not drinking it at all

[crossbowman95]

He didn't even drink the water people this guy is a big pussy that cant afford a room with a damn mini fridge bear grylls is twice the man u r dick

[Saybe24]

So that's where my other sock went!

[OlElvsUN]

한글판도잇으먄ㅋ

[iknowhuh00]

toilet water!?!?!?! better drink my own piss

[bear880]

Thank you very much it was very funny and interesting.

Best wishes: Edward Michael Grylls

[PKD49]

0:50 Obviously that swish of water didn't come from the canteen I'm sure your legit!

[candyrider13]

The real danger is someone choking on a sandwich while watching this! I know OJ just came out my nose! Freakin' hilarious! Especially the toilet water! I knew it!

[METALMAN4Wii]

I'm sorry but when do you drink your own Piss...? 

[WizardSmoker]

Lol this how low he has gone to get fame

[MultiRanger88]

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[misternylon]

Premier inn?? better drink my own piss!

[4932h]

ewwwwww toilet water

[TheMafiaMonkeys]

or you could use the snack bar

[solobackpacking]

6 people died in Premiere Inn in 2010.



[asinfuego]

D; i was eating pot pie while i was watching this

[kenimus]

roflmao awesome

[ArgentSanguine]

This is not Bear Grylls. This is Andrew Price in A-Z Bushcraft, an instructor from the Dryad Bushcraft school. A brilliant survivalist and bushcrafter. This was done as a spoof as part of the A-Z Bushcraft series so please, everyone, stop whining. It's called a sense of humour. Get one and just enjoy this for what it is. It's not Andrew's fault the video was mislabeled. As for Bear Grylls's skills...He's a showman first. And lucky. VERY lucky.

[siddzy3]

bear grylls is a good surviver and i dont believe he stays in hotels so dude i think you are good but with this vid you are a bit of a dick

[nickeoss]

wtf..................

[TheAlexrice]

about 5 things he said was true lol

[buteata]

:))) God...

[JohnTheSavage88]

Bear grylls SEI UN COGLIONE!!!!!!!!

[johnbstephens]

Good form Dude! You should have drank some Bear Grills Beer (Urine)!

[Barry1234ful]

if his your hero you you have a sad life and need 2 give up now

[ChuckNorrisKratos]

BEAR GRYLLS Is my hero!!

[avgrech]

i bet bear grils is in one of the 119 dislikes

[strawberryten]

I wonder...did Bear Grylls see this?

[InvaderSmexy]

.... wtf

[sn0ttie]

Pay close attention for 3:54 where he breaks up a little...

They must have had great fun writing this stuff!

Like Like Like

[zettelschreck]

why are the pro bear grylls people so offended by a simple parody?

[Bus7777]

Thank-You! I was scared I wasn't going to survive the night in a hotel! Now I have confidence! I can go in and live! THANK-YOU!

[lorddeath57]

@kipruks88 just like u den bitch

[fatmansbox]

YAY! I can now survive in a hotel room XD

[Maxero5]

Bear Grylls the TV idol that men worship, so similar to how girls worship that queer Justin Beiber...

[Gu4rdOfHell]

0:01

[fauxanarchist]

The couch-potato bloggers who complain Bear is fake have never been arm's length from their mommy's tit!!! Couldn't survive without fast food delivered and internet friends to chat uselessly with...don't waste time believing the antagonists!

Bear is former SAS, an accomplished climber, and skilled in survival. If he wants to crash at a hotel now and then... who's to say he's fake?

[NamuTheOrca]

Oh noes you're fake! You could never have been able to catch that wild sock without creeping up to it and killing it with your shoe. I bet your camera crew got it from the local sock butcher. Tssss, can't even survive in a hotel room without help.

[youming93]

u r gonna give ppl diarrea

[judeflx41]

wtf

[kiprux88]

ur gay

[r3tardedk1d]

omg the dude keeps his tanned milk at room temperature... what more can be said?

epic fail meng.

@slashfan1401 indeed Bear actually does all the things we are shown and not shown.

[alex9000dx]

Fuck Your stupid parody 

[Lud0la]

@alex9000dx Totally agree! Bear Grylls knows what he is doing. Why make a stupid parody of it? Fuck you!

[eastsideubeezy]

did you really drink water from the toilet

[WaluigiDude]

@eastsideubeezy lol toilet water is pretty clean O_o

[captaincompost123]

This is great! Now when I go on vacation I'll know exactly how to survive in the hostile hotel environment. Thank you.

[cheekyfumes]

Loved it!!!  Hilarious!!!

[shockvideosuk]

you drank from a toilet

That's gross.

[Biermilchreis]

A fresh hotel room sock tea allready safed my life more than just one time!

[bcommunitycollege]

u r jackassssss lol

[spielenerd]

brilliant!

[OceanicCactus]

This is over the top silly, and not even funny.

[SouthernKudzu]

MMMM, sock stew.

[pnslts]

very very great

[100percentgradeA]

lmao lower a toilet paper message down to the lower floors

[aziansn4k3]

i would rather do this than open one of their damned mini fridges

[katie247478]

this video is hil-ar-i-ous!!!!

[anzac2404]

ROLMAO......Jesus, does Bear cop some sh-t or what?!

Andrew nearly lost it when he mentioned writing messages....was this the "Hang Sh-t on Bear Grylls week" or was Andrew just bored out of his skull???

This is by far the best I've seen Andrew do...poor old Bear must have a complex by now? Bears style is more like an officers course, "Escape & Evasion" & in the real world, if your lost in the sticks you're not going to do that sh-t!

*Loved it...good 1 Andrew & crew.

[xXBadBoy0796Xx]

what song is this??

[mrtehtarek]

aha nice !

[Lawlz1210]

lol i thought it was actually bear grylls until i watched it. still funny tho

[BARTUCQUAKE]

OMG, that's fantastic

ROFL

[SPIKEYQWERTY]

i think he was like > hey..while were waiting for this other shoot....lets do something fun

[SPIKEYQWERTY]

and im sure hes had a few beers

look at his face xD!

lmao

[harry346471655]

Lol!!! this is like ghost busters :D

[bonscott1036]

lamfo!!!

[otowise]

ROFLOL LMFAO that is so Bear Grylls

[Vegggieboy]

what a wannabe

[vansen76]

lol

[lalorockandroll]

Esa mamada que ????????????

[thesuperbosses]

i think he went a little crazy after the toilet water

[mitchfoster43]

that sock was full of jizz...

[whateverujoke]

@mitchfoster43 essential to some people's survival

[Dragongod462]

HAHAHA oh man this is hilarious!

[IztecaSoul]

lmao! ever heard of room service?

[WolfishNuckajuh]

am dubious whether its dead skin in the sock after watching american pie muver fucker lol

[Verradonairun]

HAHAHAHA, this is great. Don't forget that fire by friction - hotel edition!

[tmwst]

funny

[UrbanNeanderthal]

Thank you, thank you... loved this ad lib slap on the schlock-tastic crap trotted out by Bear Grylls... right down to the falsetto whispering voice as you enter the hotel room.

[froggy1in1de1pond]

lol

[ELFHUNTER50]

hahaha

[marke6796]

Absolutely Not Funny

[donsll]

you have no sense of humor

[marke6796]

No I Just Have A Different Sense Of Humor

[bewarethegreyghost]

You sir, rock.

[assassin616]

trying so hard not to laugh lol

[matthewgroen]

hahah i thought this was hilarious!! XD

[satikass]

Flag this shit for their gay faces.

[guitargirl511]

Did he actually drink from the toilet, lmao!

[DayLight95]

gaha

[bishop85gt]

Andrew Price is my new fave youtube guy lmao very funy I love it. Make sure you drink some of that tea cause it is full of vitimins :P

[waterbouy18]

LMFAO!!!! that was priceless!!!!

[thejollyro]

personally i thought it was funny :D

[LuDynasty99]

dont fuck with bear dipshits

[unkn0wngenius1]

Bear Grylls owns, you're gay.

[boomkablamo]

bear grylls' show is a fucking fake.

yea, he climbed everest, but that doesn't automatically make his show anything more than a steaming pile of shit made to entertain the average american television watcher.

DUDE HE JUST ATE THAT SHIT WTF AND CLIMBED IN A CAMELS ASSHOLE HE'S HARDCORE

THEN HE GOES TO HIS HOTEL AND TAKES A SHOWER AND EATS A STEAK GOD DAMN SOMEONE GIVE THIS GUY A METAL

[HittokiriBattousai17]

Dont fuck with Bear...Grylls is pure balls

[username1664]

I think you mean his show is pure balls.....

[HittokiriBattousai17]

His show and Bear Grylls, they kickass.

[boomkablamo]

yea, watch the video on youtube proving his show is phony and tell me how much balls he has. if you want the link i'd be glad to PM it to you

bear is a fucking douche bag

[HittokiriBattousai17]

Ok....now one thing...this guy and this show (because is a show, i know that...) is made to create survival situations and show u how survive on a wild place. I dont give a fuck if Bear has water, food or he sleeps in a hotel...that´s not the point.

[decoy424]

lmfao great parody good job :]

[fuckthis239]

fuck you twats this is gay and he isent a fucking nob

[guiltybystander77]

Wow, you come up with that sentence all by yourself? Too bad you don't get points for creative grammar and spelling. Your channel lists you as 89 years old. Considering this, I'll assume your about twelve to thirteen.

[BearGryllsSAS]

You are dead sad for spending your time on this and you're like 35

[cotloner]

beginning made me vomit a little in my throat

[wallox2]

wooow this is fantasic and very funny. The only thing in my oppinion needs is when you eat food you have to say: "TASTES LIKE......." (stink rat with something) heheheheheh. AS bear does in TV. Very good nevermind

[sleep0king]

haha fucking genious!

[speedskaterTK]

03:30. O.o

[lucas199400]

This is great!

haha

[aceshater]

bear grylls is more of a bad ass than Les Stroud. i mean he survives in worse conditions. i think both are great. but bear is better

[kindaownd]

haha really nice vid :D

[gingerscout]

toilet water in clean water

[yayoyane]

Bear Grylls kills animals unnecessarily.

[username1664]

I've never been in a premier inn where you get biscuits

[slashfan1401]

Your other vids are quite useful, but this is a childish and stupid way to pathetically insult Bear Grylls. Let me remind you, he has climbed Mount Everest, and was in the British Special Forces. He's also broken numerous world records in harsh environments. We KNOW he can actually survive everything Man Vs Wild puts him through, just because he doesn't do it for your amusement, does NOT mean he can't. He actually does it all the bugs, sleeps in filth-ridden shelters in soaking stormy nights.

[slashfan1401]

To continue, just because he doesn't do it everyday while filming an episode does not mean he doesn't do it. Bear Grylls has some exellent survival tips. Les Stroud survives in a certain place, while Bear Grylls SHOWS YOU how to survive. Bear Grylls could survive by himself if he wanted to.

[alin1975]

Well...

Yes, "we know" all these things. We also know he has given rubbish survival advice. We know that if a normal person tried to do the stuff he is saying, that person would probably die (and Bear is telling us that this is the correct way to do it). We also know he has broken some survival fundamentals for drama. Things he would probably not be doing himself if he were alone out there.

We know he is a cheater and a liar. We should by know also know that he is a positively dangerous.

[undercurrentspaulo]

ha ha you are sooo funny , standing up for Grylls entertainment ltd...'Let me remind you..' truly funny

[appleslinky]

@undercurrentspaulo let me remind you, its actually true that he climbed everest, set a record for it, worked in special forces, and set many other shit-brick-tastic records.

[raicho20]

@undercurrentspaulo Mate! This is harsh! Slash is right! He's really a smart man! He knows most of this stuff he explains in the vid! Besides He HAS broken records and is a former SAS! You on the other hand are some lazy bastard laying on the sofa in front of the TV all day! Have you no shame?

[shanners86]

@slashfan1401 We are paying to see this for our amusement? I wouldn't want to go to a gig and find out their lip syncing, that would annoy the hell out of me... why should this be any different? Im wanting to watch him actually do it... I can see a million other people pretend if i wanted to.

[slashfan1401]

@shanners86 First off, he doesn't 'pretend'. He simply teaches survival tricks he's learned over the years in various armies and special forces that succeed in keeping him alive. He knows it works, that's why he's not being sued for showing them on international television. Just because you, sitting on your couch, can't comprehend this fact, you're trying to put Bear Grylls to shame.

[shanners86]

@slashfan1401 im going to be a bit lazy and just post something here that I put on another vid because its still in context. Yes, fair enough he is in those situations doing things other people normally wouldn't consider doing. However, he is also making false statements about himself as well as what he is doing, effectively lieing to increase the views of his TV show and in turn portraying a positive image for himself based on the back of this.

[shanners86]

@slashfan1401 I'm talking about the incidents that have been reported from his TV show, not his previous exploits which I have no qualms with. You can clearly see the man loves himself which is also why its a slight problem being that he might be buying into his own nonsense. The point is, the problem is with his contradictions, saying one thing then doing another regardless of whether he can or not.

[shanners86]

@slashfan1401 Also during an argument its probably best not to resort to personal attacks or statements such as 'sitting on your couch' in which you are trying to possibly imply that i'm lazy when in actuality you know little of what I do in my spare time. Just a tip to keep things on topic ;)

[furiousajp]

@slashfan1401

It's a parody. Deal with it.

[chippen62]

@slashfan1401 Ahh man i couldnt agree more wif u, but its pretty funny, im sure bear wud laugh to, and he has kinda got it spot on haha. But SAS are hardddmen dont mess!

[GodLarvae]

@slashfan1401 even Bear Grylls himself don't care to bother, and you just popped up giving warning in Youtube like a total weirdo.

[slashfan1401]

@GodLarvae I'm not giving a warning; I'm just arguing for what I think is true. If you call that 'being a weirdo', good luck in life, man!

[GodLarvae]

@slashfan1401 nah, my life couldn't be much better, but hey, thanks. good luck to YOU being a weirdo.

[slashfan1401]

@GodLarvae ermmm. Whatever that meant... Let's just stop arguing over a video alright?

[AnimeCrazzy]

@slashfan1401 I love Grylls but i actually found this pretty funny.

[Luk0Besson]

Considering that we all know the objective truth about Bear Grylls (childish Liar) , Ray Mears (Hungry jungle devastator) and Les Stroud (The only one who doesnt kill too much unnesessary inocent animals, and showed much more useful stuff than these two) Then considering how much i`ve learn from the AZ Bushcraft.. Then i found this joke about Mr. Grylls so hilarious ^^ And for those people withoud sence for humor: This guy got an idea and taped it! Record your own video or shut your mouth up =P

[PhilipStocks]

I'm no fan of Bear Grylls but this is just shit?

[gingerscout]

lets see u do wat bear does and then you can slag

by the way you drank from a toilet bleach dosnt get of ever think you know so drinking your own piss would have been safer

[IIStickIIAroundII]

if u watch closely he doesnt actually drink, he pauses then drinks, he could be drinking clean water. but u made a good point that he shouldnt slag bear grylls.

[93dakiller]

haha.........did he acctually drink 4rm da toilet ?

[083js]

This is (sorry) quite lame and a bit childish(sorry) ,I don't think bear grylls wastes his time online complaining about no-No's , enjoy your bitching and your dull student like sense of humour for your own amusement's .....

[rovaal3]

faggot!

[kartkidchun]

Not good. Just taking the piss! If you tried it as a parody it may well have been alright.

[boomtao]

What a stupid B.S.! Didn't watch all, waste of time!

[rymercoosbay]

Bear Grylls is a giant gaping vagina? please, hes been mountain climbing since he was a kid, severed in the British special forces (SAS), broke his back in three places, recovered an became the youngest person to summit Mt. Everest, an now hosts his own TV show. how are you, someone who is probably over weight an sits around all day playing call of duty gonna compare these two people, have you ever even been camping? Les Stroud is a good survivalist but he doesn't do half the stuff bear does

[cnssucks]

Bear Grylls is a legend!Calypsobikes couldnt even survive in a hotel for a day he drinks his piss.I would like to see him in a real desert.

[soundbeans]

He wasn't in the real SAS, he was a reserve. He sat at home drinking tea while the big boys went to work.

[RustyKoi]

Much applause, man. Tell it to 'em straight!

Les' show is fantastic as well, but I think people fail to see the DIFFERENCE between Survivorman and Man VS Wild. Bear is trying to demonstrate and teach you things, while Les is doing more of a documentary kind of deal.

Once people understand that, there's really nothing to be upset about.

Then again, some people just like to stir up shit like this because they're angsty losers. They're easy to spot though.

[calypsobikes]

bear grylls is a giant gaping vagina! hes a pussy! Les Stroud is a far better survivalist. Theres really no way to capture a real life situation with all the emotions that run through someones mind when they REALLY now they are on their own! trust me i like watching Survivorman because if it ever happened i would have the knowledge to survive. But i gain nothing from Bear Grylls!

[fauxanarchist]

Les shows u how to survive? Why is he sitting around? Hoping the recue team finds him? Survival is about finding ur way outta trouble, not sitiing thru it.

I used Bear's method to find my way back to the road, with Les' method I would have been lost a week or more...

[chrissept21]

i thunk it was funny LOL i hope i wasnt actually toilet bowl water sure did look like it

[doncikel]

Igy nemlehet vizet vedelni ha dehidratalt vagy!

Apranken kis kortyokban kell inni! Kulomben osszeokadod magad. Ez csak film! :-D

[vincenttalleu]

That was so funny I laughed so much I had a tear in my eye. You took all his stupid expressions and did all the stupid stuff he does, well done!

[pdclenton]

I like the idea of writing a message on lavatory paper and lowering it down to the lower levels to attract attention. I think I'll try that now with my neighbour!

[SONxOfxLIBERTY]

waste of time

[DenoGecko]

lol funny

[onbeastmode]

this is probably one of the gayest things ive ever seen.

[LulJam]

no that would be you

scorch!

[Trystelune]

nice idea, but the vid is not great finally , it's sad.

[youthoghtiwasdead]

the idea of the video os frikin hilarious but yea the vid..ot so great

only time i alughed was when i saw the title LOL

[carlislejoanne]

hahahaaa hillarious, loved it, well done :D

[Wotevayou69]

U Sir , Are a Cunt

[assymcassassfaceshit]

hah

[mrsgerardarthurway11]

cook moths? yucks!! haha

[ventude]

totally spot on with your impression of him XD

[niaimack]

very well done your impression is uncanny really thought it was bear a few times lol

and i will have to try out some of this new information i have cos lest face it its as useful as bears info is

[austinmk]

stupid

[jameslo93]

HAHAHA! EAT THE SOCKS THEN..?

[jamil161]

such a beg friend

[vithalia92]

=.=

[seanmulhall]

Excellent video. Im surprised you kept a straight face for so long. I bet there is a lot of funny outtakes as well though.

Fantastic.

Sean the Silver Fox

[kirdook]

that's the best parody of man vs wild i've ever seen!

[3DfourMe]

Thats some funny shit right there. Loved it!

[ewokarmyof1]

funny stuff,had him pegged from the beginning...

[U410]

did you actually drink the water out of the toilet?

[brockpierce1984]

Why not, its not dirty or anything. Its the same water that comes out of the tab.