Bill Maher but i am not wrong The Republicans

[QueerSwede1]

oh yes, that haggard is for sure a sloppy bottom lol

[EndureFocusEngageDie]

Women don't you get that it's natural for men to have sex with as many women possible? you get knocked up after one time, one man can knock up many women in one day, it is this way so the species survive, your society fantasy is bullshit, everything in society, healthcare included as anyone fairly educated knows and understands why, just making the job for viruses easier, and chemical warfare.

[Icomposeme]

LOL! Chandelier....FUCKING PRICELESS!

[deadcrowes19]

What bullshit, if you have a wide stance just use the handicap stall.

[rapier0954]

Less pontificating and more comedy would be a good thing. Glad I didn't pay to see this.

[anoni81b4u]

He has some good stuff, But he is no Geeorge Carlin :)

[InsaneaTann]

@anoni81b4u yeah is awesome, but if you comare everything to George Carlin you will always be disapointed :)

[NY1love]

@anoni81b4u Yeah, he is philosophical like Carlin. But he lacks the delivery and ability to form a truly genius punchline.

[luizcadu]

@anoni81b4u He's more like a great social commentator. Carlin was a more a comedian than he is.

[persbol]

@luizcadu carlin was just so much more articulate though. he could really deliver a punch line too, mahers ok, but he gets a little boring after a while, with carlin your always entertained

[Sethagrius]

@anoni81b4u better

[kfijatass]

@anoni81b4u You're comparing a guy 19 year older to him, when George Carlin had his prime 10 to 5 years before his death =P

[BrandonSchleifer]

Arizona State should have given Obama an honorary diploma. The Nobel Prize committee should have waited to see what Obama was going to do in the White House.

[Gallo20002000]

It depends of what kind of books you like....

[62netty]

Why do you guys think all women have a shoe fetish? I have three pairs of shoes, one for summer, one for winter and one for parties and I'm perfectly happy. I wouldn't know what to do with all those shoes I'd never wear.

But don't start talking about books, that's another ballgame. I'll never have enough of those.

[merajoga]

@62netty im guessing you are ugly

[62netty]

@merajoga I'm guessing you are stupid.

[zedzulzorander]

@merajoga what pretty people don't read mr universe?

[merajoga]

@zedzulzorander shut up and go and comment on more naked men. Nice video history you got there buddy HAHAHAH

[zedzulzorander]

@merajoga i think i hit a nerve. yup, and my history is amazing I don't know what you mean.

[InKa4484]

Ted Haggard Deep Impact



[TheWorldChris]

@TheJakers9110 If he ran for president he would not get far at all... more than half of America is religious lol if he ran he would probably be killed!

[ladygreenlife]

Well maybe one day I get why men like to compare manipulating someone else emotions to buying new shoes, I don't have a problem with a spouse wanting new sex I have problem when they lie about it and jeopardize their spouse life with risky behavior. Oh yeah, and the new sex thing might be something the other party can relate to! just saying.

[picassopainter2]

@ladygreenlife Maybe one day you'll understand the joke too...

[ladygreenlife]

@picassopainter2 Oh! You know what ? I just got it! The thing is someone once said something like that to me in a serious manner so hearing that from some one else just remind me of that preventing me to appreciate the joke. Thanks.

[picassopainter2]

@ladygreenlife I'm not telling you to laugh your ass off... I'm telling you to understand that it's a joke and move on with your life.

[lawrence7550]

@ladygreenlife so you also have a problem with women manipulating their men into buying them crap and jeopardizing the men's emotional well being, correct? If so, what's worse a guys natural hormones kicking in, or a woman playing with a man's emotions and using him?

[lawrence7550]

@lawrence7550 and of course this is on the basis that ALOT of women make their men by them stuff and equate it with "love". so your argument that manipulating someone and getting them to buy his shoes doesnt really make sense, becuz i see women doing this to men all the time and making them feel guilty if they dont succumb to them. Even if the woman clearly doesn't work and just uses the man for money.

[ladygreenlife]

@lawrence7550 they are the same and I have problem with both cases! Manipulating and lying is disrespectful! Note, I have no problem with guys hormones kicking! I have problem when they lie about it! And honestly, I have no idea what you mean when you say women manipulating men to buy things for them! I have never seen one! When we are buying something it is 1$ me 1$ him! it is the same for all of my friends!

[KillaKillaKevvy]

@ladygreenlife you and your friends are not representational of all women, no offense. Women do manipulate men, I'm not saying men don't manipulate women as well, they do, let's be honest about it.

[MrPOPSZILLA]

2 rubber suits , a ball gag, and a dildo up the ass. typical thursaday....

[gQuaresma07]

bill is gay

[lovesXtoXspoog]

@gQuaresma07 My mind was just blown by your insightful, well thought-out comment -- I'm sure Bill Maher is still recovering from that devastating verbal blow.

[temporaldisplacement]

I missed hearing americans using the expression "horn dog".

[himovadere]

I "shat"... lol

[melbyRick]

Yeah, that's right, Obama is the first black president. He only served part of his term as senator, and he never passed any legislation. His body of work is DEFINITELY yet to come. Quit being a bitch and just admit that Obama is a teleprompter-reading TOOL just like Bush was.

[RayRai8262]

@melbyRick another youtuber..has divine knowledge..as to what he had to face, and handle while in the white house.. you are so right about information you have never experienced...its easy to talk shit about a job you never did.

[melbyRick]

@RayRai8262 Why don't you quit being a whore and admit that your party is not god's gift to America; they fucked us over just as hard as those Republican Nazis did. I guess I hit a sore-spot? Well good for you, asswipe. Maybe it will build some character. God knows you'll need plenty of that when this administration ruins the country.

[RayRai8262]

@melbyRick i am not a republican or democrats..those labels are people who have no identity, and jump to one side..no normal, decent human being is republican or democrat...why are you so angry? I wold deal with your life before jumping into politics cause its clear you are not happy or normal.

[Shadow07Warrior1989]

@melbyRick Uneducated trash like you is exactly what's wrong with this country today. The only thing your comment is good for is getting you negative attention, but we all know that's why you're commenting in the first place: Attention. You are lonely, miserable and worthless as a human being and so you comment on youtube to get attention and hope that someone replies so you have something to do and feel noticed. Go back to school, you're missing out on something called intelligence.

[melbyRick]

Oh, that's right... Obama isn't a moron like Bush... He's just a TOOL like Bush...

[TheOkham]

been to his show in Universal City

was awesome

[Davidrochat509]

THIS GUY IS A COCKSUCKER

[SpahnRanch1969]

@Davidrochat509 You are?

[MrIWannaLaugh]

@Davidrochat509 so is your dad.

[ThePredster]

I think the point here is FUCK SHOES!

[Earthium]

lol natural causes

[xlsyor]

Is it any wonder conservatives get their girdles in a twist over what comes out of Maher's mind? Good for him.

Curiously, I'm surprised he didn't mention the fact that Arizona state U withholding an honorary degree from Obama was part of a pattern of racism and mental illness (just read the news coming out of that fucked up state...). Arizona was also the LAST state to adopt and observe Martin Luther King day. Too racist to take a damn DAY off????? wow.

[zero021one]

Bill Maher cracks me up!!!

[TheTrebooor]

@jonescool1fly ... One doesn't "believe" in global warming. It's happening and anyone who says otherwise is in denial. Reason and belief are opposites. Sane people use reason.

[jonescool1fly]

at 9:08 he talks about beer -do you remember Obal, blahs beer gate? Seriously as funnt as he might be, knowing hes an absolutle douchbag of ignorance is why people like him and people like you that follow him are not in control.

1) he insults the Retarded, jokeing or not.

2) he believes in Global warming.

Im done.

[gcgrabodan]

@jonescool1fly he BELIEVES in Global warming??? He knows it is happening, like every scientist...

[coutchman11]

@jonescool1fly LOL, yeah you're right, god we're so ignorant. actually, i don't really have any thing to say to you besides next time please understand the word you use to insult someone before making yourself look like an ignorant fool.

[KrunchyJD]

Maybe Mcain was smart having Palin as a running mate, best way to make sure he doesnt get killed. The ultimate in personal security. :)

[Tarynus]

It's obvious this is an old show, because now the world knows how big a pussy Obama really is... we were ALL wrong on him being a good President

[wearealltubes]

@Tarynus Well, at least his wife is good looking.

[Tarynus]

@wearealltubes True

[UncleMatt69]

This is not his best performance... pretty lame ... I usually enjoy his stuff but this pretty much sucks... the audience isn't any more amused than I am. I smoke alot of weed but I don't know that I've ever been stoned enough to think much of this is funny. Kinda sad actually.

[milleribsenalbeefan]

why do I get the feeling that Bill is really High

[sinomino]

@milleribsenalbeefan he's not although he smoke pot. he couldn't be high and still be so funny and quick on his jjokes. stand up comedy is hard.

[coal420burn]

@sinomino LOL BEING HIGH DOESNT ALWAYS MEAN YOU SLOW ON YOUR JOKES LOL

[firefox71]

@fivestargirl95

how old are you, Bunkie?

[CCMAMA1969]

@ collinfarrell, you spell it g-e-n-i-u-s, too cute.

[bermudaguy1]

The problem with these people who suffer with "Homophobia" is that when ever you suppress your nature, it's going to (as with sex of course) strike you even more powerfully....maybe create perversions!! Look at Catholic priests....not all of em, but there is a reason for this to happen. The head of the Evangelical Church, who denounced this behavior, with "passion", ( cause of his religious beliefs) ends up getting it on with drugs and everything...Muslims have a tough time. Religions!!!

[ubitcumajkemi]

i hope i don't die from "natural causes"... :)

[tubehiki]

so true

[austinha11]

I need this whole stand up

[TheJakers9110]

Like this if u think Bill Maher should run for president, senator, governor, etc.

[thewhofan2235]

@TheJakers9110 All of the above

[bloodynoise666]

i cant believe this vid didnt get a single dislike

[PastorIblis]

Obama had admitting before running for President that he didn't know enough to be president. But now SUDDENLY he knows so much?

Where Exactly did these Revelations about the job of president come from?

[00cm]

@PastorIblis Still an enormous improvement on the last guy, who, after two terms, still didn't know -anything- about being president.

[Copper4head]

Oh, but he does mean to offend.

[collinfarrell]

I love this man! He's THE man...Genious.

[painlessissuicide]

@collinfarrell you spelled "genius" wrong

[Shats11]

@collinfarrell genius?

[Avatar013]

@collinfarrell Genius. *

[Avatar013]

@collinfarrell genius*.

[Nasir6792]

@collinfarrell please learn to speak english. i think you mean GENIUS

[CodyDylanSewell]

@collinfarrell genius....

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

macgeek2004, why would i waste my time hitting a white ball and then spending more time looking for it and then hit it again and then finally put the tiny ball in a tiny hole and then start all over??. Lol for all i care. In my opinion golf is a waste of time, space and money. Go ahead and hit the little white ball thinking that you are skilled and doing an actual sport.

[macgeek2004]

@Sooksawaspakde961

If it's such a "pussy" sport, then YOU do it! After all, it's *easy* and takes *no skill*, right? LOL!

Asshole! You probably couldn't even HIT the fucking ball on the tee, much less drive it a quarter fucking MILE down the green! I'd like to see you *try*!

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

Tiger woods is an fucking golfer, i dont care if an golfer is black, white or any other color but golf is such a pussy sport. How any one can make millions out of that sport just show how fucked up this world is. Tiger Woods can go and fuck himself with he´s overpriced golf clubs right up where the sun don´t shine. And that goes for the rest of the so called sport.

[pistolpete667]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 been saying that for years

[JOHNLENNONWINZ]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 Golfers can make millions of dollars because golf is a sport for the wealthy.

[T4l0nITA]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 watch?v=AbSRCjG-VLk

[unfortunatebeam]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 shut up with all the "pussy" word use

[Endgame81]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 why you so angry bro? daddy beat you with a golf club when you were growing up?

[theshadow180]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 disagree bout golf being a pussy sport its more fun to play than it is to watch but agree with the sentiment on how certain things can make people money...music for instance how the hell does the stuff thats in the charts qualify as music? and they make millions out of autotune! hope the damn machine gets replaced by an ipad then following apples current standards get made obsolete within a month and people appreciate what came before again

[S24995]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 That's basically what Carlin said too. He said fuck Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong, and whoever else the media tries to cram down our throat in order to make us think they're special.

[Kruezoraxe]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 You clearly have never played golf. The mental discipline it takes to play golf at the highest level is equivalent with playing baseball or chess at the highest level.

Is it exciting to watch? Maybe not, but it is not a "pussy" sport.

[cboogiebaker]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 you ever go 18 holes on a good course? ever shoot under par? didn't thing so, just becuase it isnt a contact sport doesnt mean that there isnt talent needed.

[neil182sr]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 i think the same thing applies to driving cars really fast

[locote031]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 oh fuck you

[donttrustah0]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 First of all you should learn the proper use of "a" and "an." Golf is far from a pussy sport. It might not be physically demanding, but you try putting a ball in a hole that's 4.2" in diameter and is 1200 feet away. Oh, and you can only touch the ball four times. In case you haven't noticed, golf tends to be a game for wealthier people, therefore there is more money in the sport. Don't be angry because your McDonald's salary won't pay for a set of clubs... You must be the 99%

[PhantomGanon1]

@donttrustah0 hahaha bravo

[ccsmiley2]

@donttrustah0 Indeed, golf is a sport for rich assholes. Pick up the fucking ball and go home

[kris6682]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 how anyone can make millions playing any sport when hard working people are going without shows how fucked up this country is

[Nasir6792]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 please learn to speak english. i think you mean "A GOLFER" not "AN GOLFER".

[hiphoponeworld]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 Dude, any sport can be thought of that way. Take basketball as an example, grown men running around chasing a ball and making millions while people starve.

[jjtheslayer69]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 golf is better than football, i fuckin hate football, all the players are just a bunch of pawns in a game of chess played by old red faced men on the brink of a heart attack XD

gold is fun to play and is equal to each player, half of the foot ballplayers objective is tackle the guy infront of you and hopfully you out weigh him XD

[Davidrochat509]

@jjtheslayer69 fuck golfsuckers

[MsJx56]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 He's good at it though. Youre just butthurt you can't play sports thus you feel the need to scapegoat

[TheClam88]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 yes!!!

[FoxFire1281]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 Herman Cain is the "Tiger Woods" of politics.

[Petey0707]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 but its ok for a football or baseball players to be given ridiculous amounts of money to play a fackin' sport?

[Melikeslameusernames]

@Petey0707 emm yeah because they actually do some sort of pfisical activity ahereas golfers don't