George Lopez Stand Up Part 4

[luis101089]

10 people dislike this fuck those putos

[twinsrock1011]

you 'member, 'member?

[bubblebuttmin1]

lol



[codycandyful]

the key dont fit "fckin shyt!!!!" lmfao

[gaby325705]

weenie tapatio sauce and tortillas. So True LMFAO!!!!

[QuezziP7]

Weeks..!

[QuezziP7]

Far away tale.. xD

[mskbomber911]

lmfao!! "they send you inside the bar too get your dad, cucu they want us to go home..shut,! shu stupeng!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDD

[supersanchez1991]

3:19 hahahhahahahahahahahahhahah i lol so fucking bad

[eliasmoney12]

When he said "Goooogurt" I laughed so hard i had to replay like 5 times so it was not funny anymore...

[kimmallable]

La LLorona....... That's great!!!!!

[hotz02]

whit this video i remember all my child hood... fuck todo eso me paso... el winnie with a fork ajajjaajjajajajajaj

[lopezambar0]

I like George Lopez he is as hell! i am lantino too and me last name is lopez too and every time i go to school there say my dad is him! back then i said no. now when i saw this i say yes and a say : I Know huh!

[DarkRezo]

i love his sound effects jessus christ he is good !

long live latinos ffs!

[superstarcity98]

LOL. When he said that they send their kid into a bar to get their dad, That situation has happened to me before.......AHAHAHAHAH!!! I had to go drag my dad out of there man.......I was only 5 too xD

[35enox]

You member... you don't member?!

[amper718]

She's carpooling with el cucuy haha viva la raza

[mnm102101]

haha this is all so true!!!XP

[dylan22Santiago]

2:50 is funny as hell 

[dylan22Santiago]

LOL

[13mrcrook]

VIVA LA RAZA I MEMBER WINNES ON A FORK

[13mrcrook]

VIVA LA RAZA

[MrEragonblood]

FUCKING SHIT!!

[Metal8909]

My brother is 10 and he uses the mangera instead of a pool! xD

[sunseed65]

im mexican im 16 and i still black ma moms forks :)

[cheetos537]

who ever dnt like this hoe is stupid cuzz these hoe is soo fuckin funny

[0dog2own]

i laughed my ass off about the amber alert thing

[Mixitrion]

3:23 "Shaus Shaus your mous stupid" EPIC GEORGE LOPEZ FACE :D

I Can never do nothing!

[lonelyone35]

la llorona carpooling with the kui kui..lmaooooo my favorite

[extrusve]

I can totally relate to the hose-drinking stuff....

[Ladymanico]

i member!!!! i love it and i know huh

[anunspeakablesecret]

so...I'm going to go clean my room now.....

[SunsetSideVet]

Ha huh Its Taosted Haa uh uh bop lol

[Tomato4398]

tis shit is so fricken halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mojoman895021]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­ahahaahahahahaha

[Cecyrox100]

"la llorona... shes carpooling with the cucuy... And the chupacabras" :)

[Alibyo80]

3:15 too fkn funny!!

[nofx6278]

dont black my forks!!! F*cking shit!

[poweragade]

hundreds of latinos shave their heads n nothin. a fucken white chick does it , its all over the news.

[msdash96]

Haha love George Lopez! X)

[MIKEY20005]

Cucuy, my mom told me he was the Mexican buggy man. If u don't go to bed now,! I'll get Cucuy and then ull go to seep pendejo no llorar!!! Cucuy loves Lloróns!!

Cucuy, mi mamá me dijo que él era el hombre con errores mexicano. Si u no van a la cama ahora! Voy a conseguir Cucuy y ull ir a filtrarse pendejo no llorar! Eso es Cucuy ama Lloróns

[jenny141000]

omg my mom always told me that story... lol

[dracose11]

qoutes a video and gets lots of views"hahahahah"

[jrey53]

Shuts your mouth! Stupid! hahaha I love that part. getting your dad at the bar. Reminds me of my childhood :)

[NightmareDollie]

I member!

[BTFUNDERGROUND]

FAQUEN SHEE!!!THE KEY WONT FIT IN THE LOCK....FAQUEN SHEE!!!!

JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAA

[Luffynigga11]

The motherfuckinq Incas ahahahaha.

[Animefan239]

hahaha 2:23 vrvrvrvrvr.... I FEEL BLOOD!

[coltsblackgirl]

the key wouldnt fit FUCKING SHIT!! Grandma take it easy.

[filleformis]

she is carpulling with the cocoing.. XD

[Mrkornfan123]

@filleformis u misspelled it , its cucuy

[SamboC4910]

@Mrkornfan123 what is a cucuy?? lol

[Mrkornfan123]

@SamboC4910 a ghost that haunts ppl

[SamboC4910]

@Mrkornfan123 thankyou for that d: lol

[JavonteTreble]

"I almost got killed by that Shaggy Dog DVD" XDD

[moquba]

omg my grandma is the same way with the amber alert she things is the same girl and no power in the world can prove other wise

[SeekersofGlory461]

@ 3:46 my dad taught me how to swim like that

[InFaMOuS7000]

I CAN NEVER DO NOTHIN lol XD

[TheRawringDinosaurs]

"Mida Amber got in another car!!!" LoL!! Fucken hilarious.

[martymor69]

4:44 the gogurt part, I literally FELL off my bed in laughter

[leventis34]

once upon a land whatever they say...far away tale hahahaha

[RedAMilli]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[alexaod]

piche water world, get in here!

[nonextfx777]

Mas puta amber

[bikeskateboard]

there was a lady who drowned her kids.... hahahaha lol

[Alex14Chicharito]

my parents use to scare me wit the cucuy lol

[dmaa88]

anybody ever got sent to go buy smokes pal abuelo?

[caperusitalety]

drink the wole pool but your gonna learn cabron...heheeheheh he is mad halarious...!!!!

[LYNYEDJONAWOKAT24]

FAKEN SHET!

[maxedout44]

the same bed time story I had man.

I was born 1994 but I lived like I was in the 60's because I lived in the poorist nieghbourhood in Middle East.

[poppin916]

SABES QUE IM THE FATHER!....WHAT AM I SAYING?? LMAO!!!

[Virinlikesbeef]

they changed no child left behind to SHES NOT LOOKING! RUN!

[JesseG381]

Damn i member! I wish i was still in the olden times Lol I miss the 90's T.T

[ally7114812]

4:21-4:37 haha sounds like me i always leave the movies out of the case

[brianKRAZY1]

hahahahahahahahaha "once upon a land..what ever they say" xDD

[lillysmum]

My grandmother says that "fucking shit!" followed by the evil eye stare.

[MrGalaxy095]

cucu and the chupa cabra xDD , i love ths part JAJAJAJA "I FEEL BLOOD D: "

[RockpunkDiva12]

3:38-3:55 is the same way i learned how to swim....good times...good times.. :D

[brianKRAZY1]

@RockpunkDiva12 lol poor u xDD

[ally7114812]

3:34-3:55 im gonna bust tht on my bro lolz

[brianKRAZY1]

@ally7114812 hahaha

[funnyhings26]

''i can never do nothing'' my favorites part

[brothersforlife1000]

i love him viva latinos

[YoungBlackk101]

Fuckin Shit!!!!!!!!!! LMAOL

[portigoza]

LOVE HIM!!!

[sasuke0001]

"mira, amber got in another car. ta' mas puta que la chingada amber." HAHAHAHAHA

[coonie1]

FUCKINGSHIT!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[hisgirl1007]

george lopez iss fuckin funnyy with thee shaggy dog dvd viva mexicans/latinoss brown pridee =)

[klyzn]

I'm not a big fan of george but, better believe he's rich as fuck!

[sai195]

ahahah this  ALL true ! my family is like this :)

[machingn]

"she's carpooling with the cucuy, and the chupacabra.. go to sleep.." hahaha, epic

[bikeskateboard]

knock,knock,

cuco they want us to go ho

chush chush yo mouth stupe

i can never do nothing

hahahahahaha

viva latinos!

[hardstylelover4]

you member MEMBER?!

[sd123lol]

fucking latinos shave their head everyday and it dosent make the news

and one crazy ass white bitch does it and its all over the place

u know what maybe she had lice

hahah thumbs up

[MVBDProductions]

Don't forget the CUCUY

[cbwa7x]

La necesidad hace que te tomes as cosas con humor, no nos queda otra pa' que llorar pudiendo reir por muy jodido que se este jajajajaja.

Viva Venezuela Mexico y toda latinoamerica!.

[loganfrazier]

I'm white. :( It sucks.

[joshondrums500]

is any one here Latino and people always ask are you Mexican???

[cbwa7x]

@joshondrums500 That happens to my dad all the time. I'am really white and i have green eyes, it's sooo funny when i'am talking and all of a sudden i answer tha phone "halo? ...aaah que fue mija?" and my white friends are like "Oh my god she's undercover".

xD!

[Chaosboi92]

La Yarona!!!! xD

[tiespolat]

Black people go through the same things as latinos

[bahanas301]

blk and brown cultures are so similar lol

[619ELCHUY]

La llorona & the Cu Cui,is the Mexican Culture at its best!!! ALWAYS!!!

[CostaRicanGirl87]

@619ELCHUY hahaha not mexican, latinos culture I had those stories too when I was a kid hahahahaha George Lopez it's awesome

[619ELCHUY]

La llorona & the Cu Cui,now thats Mexican Culture!!! At there finnest...

[nikoantwon92]

haha... u member ,member?? can nevr do nothing..

[boyformurder045]

fuck man,i wish i was latino.(i'm a freakin' white boy) shit!

[bonds911]

@boyformurder045 yor fuckn douchebag you should be thankful to god for who you are instead of complaining for noncense shit like race

[boyformurder045]

@bonds911

shut up! i wasn't talking to you so fuck off pussy and btw i was just kidding so get your fucking facts straight you stupid fucking idiot!

[bonds911]

@boyformurder045 oh by the way i know you were joking but be real that we gotta think and thank god for what we have bro and just keep it real and cool and fuck haters like you ah ajk jk

[gstr345]

wtf man its crazy how how alike latinos are

[boyformurder045]

I FEEL BLOOD!! HAHAHAHA

[may111992]

shit im a kid but i grew up exactly like how hes talkin... ha i his stand ups cause they talk me down memory lane ha....

[ALEj0O0]

lol i use to drink from la mangera, used to get yelled at when using waterhose cause i didnt pay the bill xD, used puddles too to swim haha , and im 16 , argentinoo

[soccerftwnolie]

SO true! that's how i learned to swim! COLOMBIANO! LATINOS ARE ONE!

[brandonaserrano21]

FuK1n Sh1t Grandma haha

[JulieRebu07]

jaja la llorona

[chinothe7th]

2 weenies on a fork :o i still do thatdawg and im 14 jaja and my mom does get mad when the forks go black...once i used a knife to hold it lol...all the forks were dirty

[magicweaver12]

Fuck yeah man

Latinos are not wimps!!

we suck it up or our parents beat us :P

all in love though

[lockandkeygirl]

why the hell are latinos and blacks fighting so much? i'm black and this is exactly how i was raised!

[carlostamezz]

i can't go to quiznos !!! jajaja

[fear606]

she wolb be calmb then the key didn`t fit in the lock F#$%@ S&%@!!!!!

[Pooky1991]

Isn't Dementia the same thing as azheimers? (I knew I spelled it wrong)

[FancyStarbucksOrder]

@Pooky1991 I think dementia is when you're mind is more wacky... like you don't know what your saying.

Alzheimers is when you just don't have short term memories.

Not sure!! Just guessing!!

[TheRealLoganLewis93]

ITS TOASTED!

[DiscoSource]

"Cuco they want us to go"

"CHAAT.. CHAT YOUR MOUSE STUPID..."

[LaLokPR]

the puerto rican llorona is a quinceañera who suicide jumping out of a bridge. and our cucui , is the cuco ... a ghost

[haiemye]

she would be calm

the key wouldnt fit in the car 'fuckin shit'!!

thats the best part lol

[midnightprincessful]

The key wouldn't fit in the car," Fucking shit."

Haha. That's my favorite word now.

[ElPadrino991]

that shit about going to court claiming to be the father of the child is so fucking true we Latinos will hide under the bed for not going to the court

[arroyodean]

A long time ago........weeks hahahahah

[russianasian]

I never had that sasuage-fork thing. But I remember my dad going into the front yard and grabbing weeds and making soup out of them. I refuse to eat any sort of salad now.

[Daphdidwhat303]

hahaha was it at least good?

[russianasian]

No. It tasted like shit. But you weren't hungry for the next few days.

[TheDrunkenCamel]

lol la llorona i remember my parents telling me that when i was like 3 till like age 8 after i stop eliveing and i sit herelistening my uncles tell that story to there kids XD

[sillywillysmarty]

@TheDrunkenCamel haha same thing used to scare the heck outta me:X

[SkOObniqquh]

once upon a land watever they say..

hahahaha fk mayne he's so fkn funny.

[mamafaker50]

What's demetia? And what's a amber alert? He was talking about his grandma. Can someone plz respond?

[pixistixs2230]

@mamafaker50 dementia is disease and an amber alert is an alert when a kid goes missing

[Daphdidwhat303]

dementia is a disease people get when their brain tissue gets messed up and they start forgetting things and basically losing their mental abilities.

Amber alert is an alert system that texts people who are signed up when a child goes missing. His grandmother thought all the alerts were about the same girl "Amber"

[ValVanVargas123456]

La llorana jajajaja I forgot about her....

[TheNinjat]

people that can make it this far are eather dead, stupid, or wants to post a stupid comment like this one teling people how stupid thay are for watching this crap that is not even funney

[D33Lux]

LOL at the llorona, that shit was world wide wives tales shit. El cucui I knew it as "EL Cuco" lol. The chupa cabra is the new closet monster. I'm 34 yrs old and we didn't have that one growing up, but now kids have a new monster for parents to torture their kids with. lol

[EcBuddy123]

lmao the llorona they used to scare the crap out of me with the cucoi to lmao and the chuppa cabra lmao it ws scary lmao i used to be like 3-5 l0l

[lafferty23lover]

my grandmother say that too lmao

[audios100]

want to see a picture of britney spears getting out of the car, i didn't think you could make panocha look bad, but i was wrong.that looked like roast beef thrown on the wall.

[cocai78]

ROFL!!! this is hilarous

[Glitch1507]

That explains a lot. My Mom must be mexican!

[kcabdi222]

u dont have my eyes cabron u dont see what i see

[LadiesMan691000]

Drink the whole pool!

[LatinaLizzie]

Lol my dad told me about La llorona she would come and get me if I didn't eat my vegetables lol

The only ghetto Mexican thing my family ever does anymore is drink from the hose XD sometimes

[Nameikuseyin]

thats how i learned how to swim.

[gabytheloca]

Once upon a time a long time ago 'weeks' there was a lady who drowned her kids THE LLORONA!!!! ugh i hate that story my grandmother tells me that every fucking time!!!

[nannakai]

i love him!!!!!!!!!!!

[josibarra]

"cuco they want us to go home"--

"cha chat ur mouth stupe" Hilarious

[D33Lux]

@josibarra LOL yeah when it gets dark and they wanted you to come in to eat or go to sleep they would say. "Ya, time to come inside or else el cuco will get you, they look for disobedient children" Also we had "El Duende" like some little elf that stole children LOL My friend from Philippines said they had that shit too. I laughed so frigging hard when he told me.

[DefLeppardRulez]

howcome your not swimming?

idont know how

what?

mina cabrone learn!!! *throws kid*

[metalerohead951]

el cucuy, la llorona, el chupacabras, y tambien los extraterestres! hahah

[metalerohead951]

el cucuy la llorona el chupa cabras its so true! LMFAO every hispanic child went through this no doubt thank god we dont live in those old days haha

[Ps3Samurai]

Well funny thing is that you are mitaken lol they..or.. erm... WE still do XD

[itechlive1]

ahahahahaha my dads family is just like that lol gheeetooo!

[jerkin164]

amber alert is the funniest part =)=}=} hahahaha

[zerobeloved]

XP i 'member drinkin from the hose, the dog would fight me for it lololol

[SeXXXiDiana16]

ill GO GET THEM!!!?!

DRiNK THE WHOLE POOL BUT YOUR GOiNG TO LEARN!

[paola1807]

Cha Cha your mouth estupe. Lmao My Favorite.

[IBBALLIN33USC]

thiis reminds me when i waz around my homie's family all tha time lol,,, going on rides when u r 3, lol gud times

[Didoaj]

The key wouldnt fit in the lock "fuckin' shit"

[mrvill101]

lmfao!!!! "fucking shit!!"

[pinkcheesevatos]

MEMBER!!!!!