NEW MOON SUCKS! (Movie Buzz 185)

[DingoWorldwinz]

The Twighlight Saga is a horrid series. I've read the books, I've seen the movies. The actors in the movies can't get any worse. They literally can't. They are fucking horrible. As far as the story, there is NO romance! Bella likes Eddy for his eyes, Eddy likes Bella because she smells like flowers or some shit and he can't read her mind. This is a VERY short excerpt about the horrible things about this series. It's shit. Concentrated shit.

[nine0two1oh]

You suck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ahdeath2007]

Vampire

[ahdeath2007]

That shows how much girls care about plot oh hes hot is not a fucking plot eye candy does not a movie make there has to be interesting characters that we empathise with there needs to be character development actions a good plus conflict is essential and an antagonists makes it much more easy to push a story forward triumph over adversity makes the audience happy

[RicardoJLR]

New Moon has a Score! :O

[Ex0usT]

I Completely agree with Naruto. If you've never been deeply & very much romantically involved with someone, than the Twilight Saga Books or Movies are not for you... Your mind just can't comprehend such a movie. If you have the gift of looking past "bad" acting or different spins off of characteristics of Mythological monsters, than you can truly appreciate Twi-movies and what they mean.

[1stNaruto7Naruto666]

Dear Peter R, All I can say is Wow... Have you read the books? I haven't,but being very OCD about romance, i am in Love with Twilight. Anyway, I like how you only complained about "glittering vampires".Get over it. Also, Did you listen to The New Moon Score? No. Because Alexandre Desplat is the best, God like composer for The Twilight Saga ever! Desplat should compose all the Twi saga music. You dont seem like a very deep or romantic person so that must be why Twilight isn't appealing to you. .

[RexPink87]

Yepp new moon fucking sucked. People say it's only for girls but imm a girl and I hated it!

Can you fucking believe almost everyone in the theatre was crying cause Edward left bella!!!! I was cracking up

[Maria97554]

@RexPink87 If you hate it so much why did you go watch it??

[SandyGothify]

the twilight movies are only for girls who know they are gonna stay virgins forever

[Essopessso]

love this guy..keep up the good work !!

[SophiaofOz]

It does not

[chanel6548]

i saw new moon, that movie was boring as hell! a waste of 20 bucks...... could of use that 20 bucks to buy some good weed.

[SaintUdnitz]

1. Those werewolf effects in the new film (didnt watch any twilight film, only scenes) are sooooo bad. *lol*, no they are REAALLY badly made...its a money-making shame!

2. Robert pattinson is ugly.

3. twilight = gold digging

4. kristen steward is sooooo arrogant...shes bored of everything and cares shit about anyone but herself. thats what 1 second of wathcing her face tells you.

peace ;)

[LekishaAngell12]

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[Buffalo84]

maybe this is the female version of porn?

[fursty10]

Underworld is amazing =) !!!! + much better than twilight :P

[Aliyah16gurl]

@fursty10 Do you mean Underworld: Rise of the Lyncans? If so I love that movie.

[misung44]

i like it

[PhantomPhantom79]

I just saw new Twilight eclipse movie at TwilightEclipseNow(.)info Its pretty awesome xD

[ChocolateVanessaFan]

i have to say it

I HATE THE CAST OF TWILIGHT

SORRY but they all are not cool or beautiful or something like this and they have no taste of style!!

ITS BORING=)

[Vindiction96]

original vampires were fucking awesome, they could turn into bats AND wolves, they died in sunlight, (duh) and they saw humans as nothing more than their prey. all those girls who like Twilight are fucking idiots.

[KimPimSlim]

wearwolfs

[girlrocker86]

I like the books, but this movie.......Omg..........it sucked. I wanted to see what was all the hype about it and why it's "The Best Movie Ever Created" in which my friend said. But, god........It was like.....let me think...oh.......THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Penny1157]

That movie was the most awkwardest

,cheesy,crap romance,shit i ever saw

i think the first one was AWESOME!!!!.....

compared to this one but really 1st one sorta captured the angst way better

[superhotdevil05]

ever wonder why robert is so damn butt ass ugly? thats cuz i broke his fucking nostrals (i wish) hell my mother went to see that movie and she says hes one ugly ass mutherfucker!!

[MeegenHenderson]

If you are looking for quality, then you should get the Blu-ray copy, but for now you can watch it at [THEFREEMOVIESTORE]dottinfo . Enjoy, Pete01!

[RonAndHermione100]

TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrOiManDudeGuy]

woah! surprised your "fuck" wasn't bleeped out!

[isaacstrutt]

@toolisbeast456 ur right dude

[DuraheLL]

Twilight was a retarded chick flick movie. New Moon is a retarded chick flick movie that sucks even more.

[katinkaigabogovninah]

that's dawm right!

[isaacstrutt]

@DuraheLL Both movies were shit totally agree with you

[jaffcaff]

2:18 - your face says it all

[kikikodpf3]

I hereby spam you in disgust.

[NJRinglord]

Every teenage girl thinks she is so in love with some guy at some point just like the stupid character in the movie, but it is all bullshit. If they are extremely lucky & we are talking about longer odds than winning the lottery, they might meet the guy they will be with the rest of their lives, but for 99.99999999999999% it will end by 6 months & usually after the first time she lets him in her pants. At that age you don't have enough experience in life to know what love really is. Movie sucked

[mayrita1629]

u dont like it dont watch it!!! ur dumb for watching the movie

[luna2690]

I don't know why people obsess over Robert Pattinson--he's not cute, and I don't think he can act. The movies suck.

[arachi33]

your right fuck twilight and newmoon they suck way to much i mean wtf omg 2 dudes fighting over some teen a vampire vs a wolf they like her ok dont make a movie about it

[1994Andersen]

I'm with you dude! New Moon is crap. It's meant to be a girl-action movie. Not meant to be taken serious. Just look at all the wallpapers. Halfnaked sweaty Prettyboys everywhere

[flamez2347]

3:40 no they die lmao

[edensita123]

I dont care what you ore the others think New moon and twilight is the best movie in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[karsseboomh22]

in the world are u fucking kidding me better the every movie made since the begining? wow now u are the youngest teenage girl who needs some parents who fuckin love her

[yucamandioca]

i love twiligth , but new moon no su much

[cherrycake15]

new moon sucks the movie was soooooooo boring ... in the movie was all about love etc. and no action ... thats really sucks... twilight was better and i'm curious about eclipse :D:D and I hope to eclipse is not as boring as new moon :D:D

[TechKnowlagey]

2:10 - Forgot to censor

[pinkfloyd32389]

why is twilight so popular? it's un-entertaining.

[Music4krista1]

taylor lautner's hotness is why I've seen the movie 4 times and twice online :D

i thought it was good but the trailer spoiled EVERYTHING and i read all the books (they should have come out after all the films)

[grenadeer09]

werewolves ftw

[lilypad11c]

I couldn't agree more that this movie was very mushy and when edward was " glistening in the sun" I died laughing. What a gay movie

[kidark]

werewolves!!!... vampires are now overated

[MrDman21]

I just watched New Moon on bootleg. It was ok. Then again I didn't see the first Twilight. The whole glittering in the sun thing was LAME and what was with all the dudes with no shirts on?

[communitychannel1fan]

It wasn't that good, but Taylor Lautner is hot!!!!!!!!!

[kv2626]

no new moon is the best

[jokeration88]

dont read dude. lol

[Zontois]

well i liked it, sure the special effects could of been better and there was barely any action but the book didnt have any at all so its an improvement. some people liked it others did not, just like with every other movie in the world..you cant please everyone

[karsseboomh22]

i didnt even make the top 50 movies of 09 some nobody fuckin liked it..it got horriable reviews as well

[SnakeeyeSLpFtw]

twillight sux!!

[nabel110]

shame dakota fanning's short presence was the only thing i really liked about new moon

shame that such talented actors as Robert and Kristen had to be in such a boring movie

hoping next film is far better than this

[veget0010]

Why did Dakota appeared in the movie? she was such a great actrees, Robert is kinda good but sucked in the movie and Kristen just sucks at acting.

[eflor13]

Ok if the first film wasn't enough.. as it was, Emo girl falls in love with Emo Vampire. Now it's.. Emo Girl loves Emo Vampire and Werewolf. Durpah Durp. Honestly, the whole film was ALL about complications with accepting love and commitments and yadi yadi yadi.. there was hardly any action or any interesting special effects. It was all rather boring.

[HINIAidan]

new moon rocks you female dog know what u need a hoobie peapole will make a show about this saying that movie buzzzzzzzz sucks bitch aka female don

[MrDVDReviews]

@HINIAidan what the fuck are you saying,troll?

[HINIAidan]

you idiot what the hell is wrong with you new moon rocks you poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDVDReviews]

@HINIAidan yeah! good comeback, yeah that guy is POO!

[karsseboomh22]

not according to the reviews it was not even on the top 50 list

[bradpitto14]

warewolfs

[VainFatcrap]

the things the joker would do if he was in new moon.....

[Cruiz954]

just cause its number 1 doesnt make it a good movie, that fucking movie was crap dude serious. id rather watch count the count from sesame street

[veget0010]

maybe it was no. 1 because alot of people may just want it to see it to see how crap it was

[jessibelle69]

....hating is a full time job isn't it!!....lol

[karsseboomh22]

i didnt even make the top 50 movies of 09 some nobody fuckin liked it..it got horriable reviews as well

[theman51597]

warewolf

[Amalavejr]

yo suck new moon is the #1 moie in the world

[2meneastside]

i'dve sniffed ma fart all day rather watchin dis new moon ... only if da person has read da entire twilight's novel book can judge better vich saga iz worth watching nah mean ?

[NalsurTV]

werewolves

[browneyedbrunette813]

You are so right about Sagas needin' a score!

xXx

[godhand901]

I FUCKING HATE NEW MOON vampires and warewolfs r supose to be sarry monsters not whatever these things in that movie

[NBBnDISNEYnWMGSUCK]

Definitely, so many people these days are making such a big fucking deal about that fag Taylor Lautner playing in New Moon

Who the fuck cares if an ugly 17 year old sissy played in that movie?

In other words, Taylor Lautner is just OVERRATED.

[StalkingLeopard]

It's really pathetic that New Moon even came close to The Dark Night in tickets sold. Because The Dark Night kicks New Moon in the fucking balls. 20 times over.

[toxic446]

LOL! I'd rather have cancer than watch this movie. Best statement ever.

[DisturbedParadise]

the seen in new moon when the chick jumped over the cliff into the water,i was hoping the vampire in the water would like eat her or something so there would'nt be another twilight movie

[aphect06]

a fucking robert pattison movie????? oh my god..... ill film myself taking a shit and it will be the equelvialent of that movie or better.....

[monalisasmiles4you]

Dude the movie is so shallow and superficial. It's bull. I TOTALLY AGREE with you Peter!!! And Conan O'Brien totally bashed Edward and Bella's relationships because their relationship has FIVE SIGNS of abusiveness!!!

[christopherv1231]

Sorry, I saw the movie because of my cousin

[christopherv1231]

*almost

[christopherv1231]

I saw the movie because of the movie, and I alost fell asleep

[hayleerocks730]

@dbungus2000 u can go make out wtith ur mom

[hayleerocks730]

hey dbungus2000.... ur mamma

[tonefresh]

new moon did suck lls...the trailer was soooo misleading!!!! "OOH team jacob vs team edward warewolves vs the vampires...NO!! T_T granted i never saw the first film but damnit dont advertise for vamps vs the warewolves when its a damn teen depression movie >.>

[eddy31248]

new moon... i should have gone to see 2012 instead of that shitty movie.

[hayleerocks730]

new moon freaking rocked. what the heck r u nasty ppl talking about!?!?!? :P

[dbungus2000]

@hayleerocks730 die in a fire

[MegaHenshin]

SUCKS THIS MOVIE

[MegaHenshin]

SUCKS!

[Disserman101]

those so called werewolfs dont even look like bloody werewolfs the look like normal

wolfs that havent had a girlfriend in years

[Disserman101]

fuck this movie

[NobodysAngel81]

I am so there for Underworld 4. As for New Moon I'm gonna wait until it's out on dvd so I get it for $1 (Redbox machines rule. If you don't know what a redbox machine is--it's a vending machine full of dvds--new releases and old releases. It costs you $1 per movie per day plus tax, and only accepts debit and credit cards. If you want to keep the movie, you'll get charged a fee kinda like Blockbuster. it's awesome.

[Raz93100]

new moon was shit

[HiToWhoeverReadsThis]

I agree wit @dsquared, wat happened 2 Nosfuractoo and dracula? THEY BOTH CAN KICK EDWARD AND JACOBS ASS!!!

[YinYangy]

i have never heard somebofy say fuck so hard2:13

[SkywalkersPenis]

It really sucks that whatever teen girls with no taste for actual quality are into is whats most successful , all you need is a buff teenager to show his pecs and morph into a wolf

[sirtrino]

werewolfs are cooler when they aren't douce bags with a sixteen pack

[L33Tspartan]

agreed

[alflex621]

3:39-3:48...Epic fail

[flyboi1015]

4:14-4:21, OWNED!!!

[corbinleach]

So obsessed over that they had to make a documentary about the obsession over him. Is that redundant?

[dsquaredproductions]

I watched the 1st Twilight movie just to see what all of the hype was about, and regreted it. I don't know what is up with all of these romantisized vampires. Give me the classic monster vampires like in the recent 30 Days of Night - now those were vampires.

[Aliendisc]

Need more movies like Interview with the Vampire.

[dsquaredproductions]

I did like Interview with the Vampire and Queen of the Damned, but those are also romantisized vampires.

[PaidHero1]

Yeah but at the same time those movies had great story writing and brilliant actors. Twilight has neither. My guess is that some producer picked it up from his teenage daughter and figured it was a good way to make a book. Or just pays attention to The New York Times 34728758723893725873829758437 Bestsellers..... Ridiculous

[nicholasmasters]

This might not make sense but Twilight fans remind me of Alexander Ovechkin fans.

[erickl910]

twilight is a shity movie

[rayfay55]

wtf... why did ppl vote for robert pattinson.... miley is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more annoying i cant stand fake teeth hillbilly ho

[908cjwilliams]

i subscribed

[jchinel2]

Can I rate this edition with 6 stars? haha... I HATE twilight!!!!!!!

[proudeagle09]

Vampires.

[MrEffectfilms]

Werewolfs man all the way!

[ThingThinker]

i heard it was lithium(during most the filming)... meth would mutate his face rather than make him look strung out. hes gotta be hot and looking as though hes on the verge of death

[crucialconflict02]

Pattinson =/= Cyrus ...fuck them both

Vamps < Lycans END OF STORY

[kakashimufin]

Vampires~

[douxboy]

vampires are way better since blade can kill all the new moon cast

[sleech21]

that would be bad ass if they made a spoof movie to kill all the new moon people!!

[ronnievortec]

you suck as big time dick and robert and taylor or hot hot hot hot hot hot aka

vampire girl

[VeeKeeXP]

seriously man be careful those cougars and crazy teens are freaking scary but yea twilight hate for the win <3

[wolgreth]

careful when ripping the twilight series, the teen followers can get violent. trust me on this one.

[bambi1o1]

i cant believe they are making a documentary about that glittery bastard..fucking hollywood is running out of ideas on movies....

[ThingThinker]

give me 4 years and i can promise you at least one good one

[bluekyokitty]

I have not seen Twilight or New Moon. And I never will. The books sucked so bad, I could never go see the movie.

Robert Paterson, (or whatever his name is), looks like a dwarf. He is NOT hot. Any girl who thinks so, only thinks that because the media says he's hot.

[crucialconflict02]

right on.

[bioniclefan1]

the werewolves

[TheAdorabelle]

Vampires don't sparkle

[Promanmattster]

Werewolfs rocks!

[platergirl123]

new moon and twilight sucks dick!!

robert and taylor suck their mothes balls!

[stateofignorance]

Vampires...BEFORE TWILIGHT FUCKED IT UP.

[CPRulesandBleach2]

Your totally right.

[AReyesTube]

Vampires FTW  in old school movies they were like high class peeps that had butlers (zombies) working for them and ofcourse they always wore suits

[ohhthedevil]

Vampires.

Read something that matters like Harry Potter!

[chainzaw1]

a werewolf (especially of the lycan generation) would tear a vampire's head off with or without full moon, so RISE OF THE LYCANS....FTW!!!

[kisamerocks112132]

werewolfs

[eddyALLSTAR]

Vampires are Considered Pussy's Now That Twilight Exposed Themm.

[Inder999]

vampires

[volcom700]

Vampire.... but Twilight ruin it..... >=((

[xbatmangirlx]

vampires are evil things that eat ppl and burn in the sun. they dont glitter, they dont run like idiots. sheesh. girls, WAKE UP! new moon ucks and dont be obsessed cuz its never gonna happen to you! and dont deny it! and btw ROBERT P. IS UGLY AS SHIT.

[sarahewright9]

I despise Twilight and everything about it.  The hype makes me want to bite off my own nipples.

[yayaswitzerland]

i lovee new moon:D

[Leafpool2]

CHRISTOPHER LEE PWNS SPARKLEBOY

[A173TTT]

lol

[Killerclownmeat]

did you know vampires turn into bad people when the sun hits them.................wow, kill me

[pacman2389]

You know what, Twilight is a girl thing, we should just let them have it and be happy that there is a movie catered to the female population, no matter how much us guys don't get it.

[randompurplelemonade]

in classic vampires. (now probs werewolves)

[adamshirey16]

Thanks for not bleeping the F-bomb peter. It really added to the frustration.

[piven88]

that robcessed movie is already out. i saw it at target last night. i wanted to burn the store down

[xJoJoChopsueyx]

yeah i know i saw it too and was like wtf?!

[MissTwilighterxxx]

The twilight saga is AMAZING....the books and the films!!!!!!

[Nicholeification]

THANK YOU!

[Leafpool2]

yes so amazing that the following errors are in them in abundence

1.plagerism

2.sexism

3.the fact that there is no timeline

4.the fact that you know what will happen at the end of breaking dawn after you read the first 10 chapters of twilight

enjoy somthing decent like Maximum Ride, or Buffy the vampire slayer or even Dracula (which she stole from)

oh by the way your hero is being sued for her plgerism by Jordon Scott the auther of the nocturne

its about freaking time

[Cumonjessegetnekkid]

fuck gaylight shit moon. anti-twighlight!

[tksmurf]

vampires..cause theyre monstors 24/7. werewolves only become monstors on a full moon. wtf?..what happens if u need to kick ass in the afternoon?

[happyface4444]

vampires

[juan234ish]

Thers is only one Vampire i like and thats Blade i just wish that Edward was in one of the Blade movies so that Blade can stab a fuckin Stake through his faggy ass glittery ass heart

[sprtsfreek989]

Vampires definitely...

[druglover200]

so why is this movie so good....you cant say robert is hot..jakob is hot........

.........ohh i dunnooo

lmfao

[CreatorOfPorn]

werewolves

[RedHood7]

Werewolves

[MaverickSeeD7]

Hey man you droped the F Bomb around...2:13....FUCKEN LOVED IT! lol P.s Vampires Man

[CreatorOfPorn]

werewolves

[DinosaurDisciple]

Werewolves

[vaan4500]

WERWOLVES

[happyface4444]

there wolves

[vaan4500]

Werewolves Wolves kinda the same thing Lycanthropy then :)

[TXComics]

"Do you know what happens to vampires when sun hits them?"

*extremely preppy girls raises hands*

"Yes?"

"They turn into, like, badguys"

*looks down at text*

"No, they DIE."

LOL!!

[Valckior]

Thats Easy

Vampires that Suck Blood;Not Cock

[YuyuPrincess411]

This isn't a review, this is a bashing! You aren't even TRYING! First of all, just because all those mindless cheerleader zombies only saw it to obsess over taylor whatshisname and robert patty-sun doesn't mean that's the only reason anyone would think it was a good movie. I was brought along by my mom to the midnight showing and had low expectations due to the first one, but agreed to come to make her happy. However, the movie far surpassed my low expectations. It deserves a 3/5, at least.

[DuckDitch]

Neither Frankenstein. Faglight fucked up it all up.