Chris-chan, We Miss You!

[phuzzychinn]

You, sir, are awesome.

Your videos are very well made, your voice is epic, and your ability to respectably respond to trolls while actually garnering respect from some of them is immensely commendable.

Bravo, good sir! Bravo!

[SatAMJunkie]

CAT!!!

[Mkfan0921]

ya know this guy looks like the insane man from the creepy pasta article

[krissuyx]

Im pretty sure you are Chris Chan...

[lynch03]

this is the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life

[FLAMINGBABYPUNCH]

These are the funniest videos I've seen in a while.

[kopokemon]

I ish a troll mage we shall play wow and fight

[Funkybob2]

The funny thing is that the prelude to this song(where Gaston is moping around, lamenting) is probably exactly what Chris-Chan said right after he announced that he wasn't going to make any more videos.

[SoreThumbsBill]

♫ Noone does the easter bunny like Christian, noone has a wiki like Christian, noone swallows his own semen like Christian. As a speciment yes he is appalling. My what a waste of life that Christian! ♫

[PhongTheory]

There are legos in all of his decorating.

[EltBerserker]

lawl is this happy harry

[battybuddy]

Aw why'd ya have to go and sing it to the tune of my favorite exploitable Disney song... Now I gotta fave it...

[CheezyBallsTrippa]

@UnoDosahscrewit 100% Agreed!

[TheDrunkenwhale]

Please tell me you're being sarcastic... PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC!!!

[MyuuKitty]

Marry me, good sir <3

[TheSpiralDownward]

I'm in love.

[bealtespip123]

Simply magnificent! Truly a work of art!

[videogamenostalgia]

If you're wondering why Chris hasn't addressed you personally yet- Chris is a fucking idiot with an extremely limited vocabulary. He probably had no idea what you're talking about in your videos...

[Ohflipsnap]

@videogamenostalgia No, no, you're wrong. The reason why Chris doesn't know about the Troll Hunter is because Chris doesn't spend a lot of time looking around on the internet anymore; Chris has everything he needs now to make his life comfortable.

[lookatmepleasesir]

@videogamenostalgia compare their faces and their voices, HE IS CHRIS CHAN!!

[videogamenostalgia]

@lookatmepleasesir This guy has a deep voice, can sing and uses large, uncluttered rooms from which to broadcast videos.

[Ohflipsnap]

@lookatmepleasesir I agree with the comment before this one: Christian and the Troll Hunter are just not the same guy.

[SeanStrife]

@lookatmepleasesir That's fucking impossible, this guy is a phenomenal singer and speaks very clearly: Chris-Chan can't sing.

[lookatmepleasesir]

@SeanStrife its possible if chris chan is a character too

[SeanStrife]

@lookatmepleasesir Given the amount of history behind Christian, that's not very likely. No character is that thoroughly thought out.

[Venix94YT]

"No ones neck is incredibly thick like Chris Chan" Got me laughing. :D

[LiquidMorshu]

2:19-2:22 You can say that again...

[RavenJanette]

I love you.

[goblinmeyhem]

I thought he was going to mention that no one drinks their own sperm like chris chan

[kramcas2]

BRAVO!

[FluffyFoofie]

The way you roll your R's makes me wet. Also, could you post your lyrics? :)

[SPARTANN09]

+a fucking billion manpoints for picking Gaston's song. No one's quite the sexist like him.

[Bl00dyCh33rry]

May you start a podcast for all your loyal fans?

[slayerofstuff]

Awhh dude...you ruined such a good song. Thanks, thanks for that.

[FierceyKun]

Chris will be back. THEY ALWAYS COME BACK!

love the song!. Gaston seems to be becoming quite a big meme these days.

so remember!: NO ONE TROLLS LIKE GASTON!

[MrShazDude]

ಠ_ಠ

[Yashoo1991]

Dude, I wanna know what drugs he is on.

[loriziell]

so whos this chris

[Ukwonderboy]

This is excellent!...ACTUALLY AWESOME!!

[harumomiji]

you got a nice voice! XD

[lookatmepleasesir]

this is the greatest video I've ever watched

[pHr33kAcHu]

Fucking LARPers...

[excusemewhat]

I'm so hard right now.

[ParalonCity]

attenzione assassini !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hippymonkmon]

Thank you ED!

[PullMyPeeper]

...and soon, a new chapter begins...

[sayianX3]

trololololol

[Clawkwerk]

I think I love you. And your accent.

[EyebrowRodgers]

This is the best video I have seen in a while. Two manly things in one: Chris Chan AND Gaston. Lovely. Bravo!

[lowtechresistance]

CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Northbergh]

Encyclopedia Dramatica makes me click every video there. :P

[GiantCorey]

My god, you're hilarious!

[eskimoechidna]

if chris comes back god help us

[weabro]

HONK HONK

[floppykid]

Christ on a bike, the internet is a stragne and depressing place. (sigh)

[spiritual101]

This may be the most high-brow Chris-Chan related video I've ever seen.

Bravo my good man.

[Devngel]

BRAVO!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!! 

[Garlannd]

You cannot defeat us for we have regeneration even the smallest troll gets +1 to it!

[zimmyzimgir]

It's that dang dirty troll!

[GoodApolloImSteve]

I can barely understand what you were saying. Maybe my crappy speakers. Are the lyrics anywhere?

[Samfic]

@GoodApolloImSteve .......You've never seen Beauty and the Beast?

[GoodApolloImSteve]

@Samfic As a matter of fact, no, I haven't. Damn video games fucking up my Disney childhood.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

DAT VOICE

[RachmaninovDESU]

best thing on the internet

[CodyMordekai]

INTERNET MALFEASANCE

[gammafan]

I go to a large university in Georgia. So far I have gotten 976 students to sign up to join in the fight against the trolls. Chris is very popular here. Fear no more, Chris. Your army has arrived!

[gorgack2000]

You've earned a subscription. Well done sir.

[Ohflipsnap]

In all honesty, this song really makes me like Chris more! I like this new hunter of trolls!

[BalanceFish]

The song is from Beauty and the Beast if you don't know.

[retrogamer2007452]

Isn't Zorro angry that you raided his wardrobe? lol

[Psycatalyst]

Chris eats five dozen eggs that why hes 260 pounds

[phoenixan]

I love the way you scream "CUT!" at the end for whatever reason.

[Sweepy270DX]

what is this i don't even.

[Namangel]

Your singing alone almost makes me want to like CWC.

[Axismagnus]

Chrissy may be gone. But YOU must prevail, Trollhunter! The Internetz need you!

[FoxyMamaRox]

<.< You're his brother, aren't you Mr. Troll Hunter.....

[kholdstare666]

Oh! Ooooooh! Can you fight me HunerOfTrolls?

[Ohflipsnap]

EPIC

CHRIS-CHAN

SONG

EVAR

[MiHiVidz]

We dare not go after Chris. The Internets are no longer safe for lulz! The Troll Hunter sis on the hunt, and those who are wretched enough to invoke His ire are brought into the torments of the damned!

Surfshack Tito went into hiding in some distant land to escape, but The Troll Hunter knows no jurisdiction. He found him anyway, and he.....he.......

Oh god I cannot describe what had happened. The mess. THE MESS!!!

[analblazer666]

@MiHiVidz Indeed lad! I too were a mere troll, playing punt the childhood schizophrenic, and gaining the proverbial lulz from his follies. Now that the troll hunter is commited to his hunt for our living, I too must go into hiding. Forshame! No longer allowed to converse with my homies and commence in the smokings of the mad weed! No longer may I pleasure myself to the presense of goody rosechu's pickled cucumber! Forshame TrollHunter, Foreshame!

[Thumbandfingerglory]

From one troll busting hero to another, good job, fight the good fight.

[racsoo3]

i came

[NIMPAK1]

Somehow I think Chris really DOES eat 5 dozen eggs everyday.

[cloudzack1090]

this music makes me feel like i'm playin final fantasy 9 or something

[analblazer666]

@cloudzack1090 Heh, I know what you mean.

[FoxyMamaRox]

@cloudzack1090 lol....I felt the same way. XD It reminded me of the stage fight with Baku.

[cloudzack1090]

@FoxyMamaRox lol

[Commisama]

If this video doesn't cheer Chris up, I don't know what will.

[TimeDawg]

This is actually really entertaining.

[YigSnakeDaddy]

HONK if you demand an mp3 of this

[GoldNCase]

@YigSnakeDaddy

HRRRRNK! HRNK! HRRRNK! HRNK!

[coolrabbit88]

@YigSnakeDaddy HONK!

[FighterFan]

@YigSnakeDaddy

HONK

[ACRedsCreations]

@YigSnakeDaddy I have no HONK Key... but have a Thumps Up

[Twoparsons]

@YigSnakeDaddy I would definitely want an mp3 of this, it's hilarious.

[CodyMordekai]

You may be the best person on the internet.

[Psycky]

i think I love you.

[ligguma]

It's up to you, good sir knight, to vanquish the trolls and make the internet a safe haven for the likes of Chris and all other poor victims. For too long we have been oppressed, you are our one true savior.

Forever, our prayers shall be with you.

[Venefican]

you are goddamn amazing

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

This was HI-larious. I do commend you, good sir.

[NonRandomUser]

I must have listened to this half a dozen times already.

[10191927]

I am so glad I subscribed to you. You are the best.

[ChristianWBroccoli]

Please stop that damn Clyde Cash!!!

[myez]

I applaud your efforts to encourage Chris' return! I fear, due to the amount of trolls whom currently harass him, that he does not have the will to grace us with his presence. I believe you should call forth an inquisition to give these trolls their just dues and provide Chris a safe atmosphere once again so he may continue his Love Quest and write Sonichu comics.

I fear the list of trolls is quite long and this will require no small effort on your part.

[smartguyreviews]

Were I a troll, your voice alone would strike terror into my heart. I eagerly await your further endeavors!

Man, you're so awesome you've got me trying to talk like you.

[CellyHedgie]

Someone draw this guy some fanart. I know I'm going to.

[TheShameofaNation]

I want to see some action, I wanna see you fight some trolls.

[TheHunterOfTrolls]

@TheShameofaNation You need not wait for much longer, friend. Already I track and pursue my first target! The confrontation draws nigh.

[TheShameofaNation]

@TheHunterOfTrolls Will you have video proof of this confrontation?

[TheHunterOfTrolls]

@TheShameofaNation We shall see. My hands shall be full of themselves, being curled in the form of fists, but my assistant Limburg bay be able to capture some footage of the confrontation. And of course, if the troll should repent of his crimes, I shall offer him the chance to produce a video confession.

[Ohflipsnap]

@TheHunterOfTrolls Who's Limburg?

[TheHunterOfTrolls]

@Ohflipsnap Limburg is my loyal assistant.

[notmack]

i wish you luck in thrashing this foul rapscallion!!

[L337MasterXD]

No, one has man tits like chris chan.

[bainaka]

if the laws of nature would allow it.

i would bare your children.