I was going to make a joke about the cost of the Lazarus Project and the national debt, then relate the destruction of the prison ship Purgatory to closing Guantanamo Bay, and then remark about how Joe Biden looks a little bit like the Illusive Man, but then I stopped giving a fuck and went to bed.
this is an outrage....shepard is NOT a pussy who surrenders when he clearly has the advantage!!!!!!!! plus look at obama's face...glowing scars!!!! that's impossible obama would give a krogan a BJ than actually resist it so totally untrue. and finally if it WAS obama getting wasted then he would wake up with an asshole the size of our deficit from all the reppublicans who assraped him that night. totally inaccurate an utter disgrace to commander shepard.
@andrewckchow Can I has facecode?
LiberalIntervention 1 month ago
@andrewckchow Can I haz facecode?
LiberalIntervention 1 month ago
My only question is: What's Miranda doing in the men's bathroom???
cloudgirl150 1 month ago
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I was going to make a joke about the cost of the Lazarus Project and the national debt, then relate the destruction of the prison ship Purgatory to closing Guantanamo Bay, and then remark about how Joe Biden looks a little bit like the Illusive Man, but then I stopped giving a fuck and went to bed.
Laitharex 1 month ago
" Should I pour you a quad?"
He is aware that quad means balls, right?
faa788 2 months ago
Could anyone make a character that looks just like me?... It would be really helpful
GaM3RN3RD1 3 months ago
first black president and human specter nice
slicknik18 7 months ago 4
you know, usually you have to pay for drinks
tellytoy 8 months ago
I thought ryncoll was supposed to tear up your innards when a human drank it
sissieD20 8 months ago
put more of the stuff in the....the thing more stuff goes in
priceless
tellytoy 8 months ago
@tellytoy not really
KhaymanHence666 7 months ago
Btw bioware got lazy for drink physics :|
Samuraislash600 10 months ago
Is everybody here democrat? Gosh... :/
Samuraislash600 10 months ago
@Samuraislash600
Because all republicas are rednecks who dun know how dem dam computin' machine work.
RazorsharpLT 6 months ago
@thuzan117 LMAO that just made my week!!
whman17411 10 months ago
Ah yes, "Republicans". The immortal race of old people allegedly waiting in the dark space. We have dismissed that claim.
toadofsteel 11 months ago 6
The bartender was inspired to get into the profession by Cocktail.
AlexConley 11 months ago
is alcohol poising covered by his HMO
btnheazy03 11 months ago
So as it turns out, Obama's health care bill didn't go over that well in Citadel Space.
182crazyK 1 year ago 3
I like how Miranda is in the men's bathroom.
hahaureadmyname 1 year ago
Obama post 2010 midterm elections.
cripplehawk 1 year ago
this is an outrage....shepard is NOT a pussy who surrenders when he clearly has the advantage!!!!!!!! plus look at obama's face...glowing scars!!!! that's impossible obama would give a krogan a BJ than actually resist it so totally untrue. and finally if it WAS obama getting wasted then he would wake up with an asshole the size of our deficit from all the reppublicans who assraped him that night. totally inaccurate an utter disgrace to commander shepard.
thuzan117 1 year ago
This is stuff Michelle won't let him do at the White Presidium.
Agent1W 1 year ago 2
Now we know what hes doing when hes not working.
TLaitharex 1 year ago
boss
bobotea1234 1 year ago
Being a president can be hard, but somehow he's content with saving the Milky way on the contrary!
LtFang299 1 year ago
Will you have another drink?
Yes I can!
Computator1 1 year ago 28
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gruntsbaneook 1 year ago
This is pure gold. Thanks for uploading.
gruntsbaneook 1 year ago
"It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because he's working for the Reapers." - Barack Obama, Denver Convention, Aug. 2008
cheetah50222 1 year ago 57
@cheetah50222 hahahaha nice.
flogmolly 1 year ago
@cheetah50222 sadly, Barack is undercover for the reapers, McCain was KIA by the Barack but blamed the collectors.
uraniumangel75 1 year ago
I'm sure Miranda was very impressed.
Whyavier 2 years ago