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  • This is awesome. Makes much sence. And no it isn't generalizing all christians, just the extremists. Mostly George W Bush...

  • This made me laugh and cry-- thanks for sharing

  • I think many people missed the point of this video... he is not generalizing all Christians, he's simply speaking out to those that DO go around telling others what to believe and do.

    Outrageously as he puts it, he has a point.

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  • captianzanax... we will pray for you.

  • Love it.

  • No comments.

  • i think i must be the one non-christian pro-lifer.

    im also a dyke. and a millitant atheist (even if i had proof God was real i wouldnt worship him, hes done too much bad to deserve it).

    Im a liberal pro-lifer. hee hee, how many of them do you meet?

    maybe im unique. wow.

  • you're not unique, just deluded.

  • Dear Youtube, get over yourselves.

    I believe in God, but I love Gay people and Lesbians just the same. I believe in gay marriage. I believe that any race, and sexual preference should be allowed to marry. So please don't generalize me because I have a religion.

  • umm. lol.

  • haha...ignoramus!

  • This song is a parody and it would not apply to you if you're a liberal Christian, being that it's aimed at extremists who want to legislate their religion on the rest of us. It is'nt generalizing all Christians, just the nut jobs in your midst!

  • Brilliant. That's the only thing I've got against religious people, is when they try to shove their laws into your face.

  • If gays and lesbians would get their act together, they could denounce who Christians truly are as they take the scripture out of context to have us believe that the good book condemns homosexuality. It doesn't at all in any way. Christians are scum bags taking the scripture out of context for their own agenda.

  • Don't take things out on just christians. Other religions are against certain types of people.

    And gays and lesbians shouldn't have to get their 'act' together. The've had it all along, except for the stereotypes that just don't see it.

  • Yes they all are hypocrite ruthless scum bags. They even made up verses and I can prove it using scripture. Christians dictate the laws in the US. Also staying focus will accomplish more than shooting right and left without a precise target. Christianity is the only sick religion with a mention against gays and lesbians in the IRS code. This is disgusting, gays pay taxes too. There never ever will be an once of honesty in Christianity.

  • Well, you sure have strong hatred against christianity.

    But I do agree.

    The holocaust idea was sparked by christianity, so was slavery of blacks, and other outragious acts.

  • "Yes they all are hypocrite ruthless scum bags."

    - generalizing people who generalize you makes you the same as them.

  • You're just as bad as the Christians by generalizing all of them.

  • I played this at school, laughing my ass off, and they thought I was looking at gay porn because all they heard was "penis balls jesus ball condom ball penis"

    ...you owe me

  • hahahahha

    i sorry..........not

    gatta be diffrent dont ya!!!

  • aaaahhahahaha :)

  • they dont say "penis" in gay porn... they say like, "dick" or "cock".

  • Everytime I watch it I laugh! Brilliant, and I'm a born again Christian! But he tells no lies at all!

  • i absolutely love this ---thank you

  • goto godlovesgays dot com. there is an overwhelming amount of evidence that God doesn't condemn homosexuality. You will also see that some verses were made up. For instance, a verse says that Jonathan and David kissed each other really well. Jonathan said that the love of David was better than that of a woman. The Amplified version made up a verse, the scholars wrote that they shook hands. This is not a white lie, it is the work of crooks.

  • aww... thats sweet :]

  • Ramen!

  • excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • brilliant!

  • whoot! thou art wise.

  • I like this. It amuses me muchly!

  • Hilarious.

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!! You sum GWB up nicely.

  • exactly! so u stop judging 1st..imbecile..lol..hahahaha

  • rott in hell!!

  • You first.

  • Just found this, loved it. Thanks. BTW Prez. Shrub's SC struck another blow to pro-choice 5*

  • Well, that about sums it up! Well said!

  • Hilarious and true.

  • ur a fucking faggot.

    fucking fgt.

  • thankyou!!!

  • Lighten up George.

  • oh my you're so mature MELLYISRAD....screw you!

  • He brings up good points, but, I believe it's nothing to joke about. So, I believe I will not even comment my ideas on this one, out of fear of being yelled at by some random person in Poland or Denmark...It's just a song people, get a grip..

  • Amen, LOL!

  • I hope you know you will most likely be condemned to HELL! * cant believe someone would do such thing!

    You are in a very strange way possessed by some evil spirit! God Bless you!

  • Thou shalt not judge! Moron!

  • have fun in hell!!!

  • i dont know if it makes me evil to like this. but i rather love it.. and entirely agree :D:D:D * thumbs up *

  • idiot and offensive. thumb down.

  • hehe

  • Some good points in there. Good job!

  • That was just ridiculous. Even if I wasnt religious, Id think the guy who came up with this is a lunatic.

    o.o

  • That's Right! We have the right to kill children! ...provided they are small enough.  Keep up the good work!

  • You are both a dumbass and an asshole... just for the record, Mr. Schwartz...maybe we can put you and cindy Sheehan and Jane Fonda on a boat and sink it in the Mariana Trench.

  • well done =D

  • haha! now thats funny!

  • Love it. <3

  • lol

  • +)

  • amen!

  • There was a day when our founders lived in a culture that upheld the law as derived from the Holy Scriptures, understanding that authority to govern JUSTLY was derived by God alone and that this nation would fall when a immoral populace gained prominence. Nations have been and will be judged by the God of the Bible. The demise of the church is a terrible blight on God's good name - along with "operation mockingbird"-type infiltrations. Search 'orangefu' on YouTube.

  • Ewwww. God shmod.

  • i am sure thats EXACTLY what they had in mind when they wrote down "Congress shall pass no law respecting a establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exeersize thereofe"

  • WOW.

    AMEN BROHTER

  • Bloody brilliant, I do agree extremely with what he says, I don't think peoples religions should be shoved down others throats, especially on the way they should live act and love.

  • well done.

  • : )

  • amen to that!

  • funny as f**k,who is he?

  • lol nice vid

  • this is seriously awesome and I love it!

  • good one. And what the man is complaining about, i guess, is religion crossing politics, shit being justified by religion and making certain stuff practicly illegal or unjustified just bcause its immoral from a religious point of view. He was being blunt, u gotta respect that :D

  • Brilliantly funny inspite of it being somewhat offensive to me, I recognize the talent and some of the truths of our brothers extremism. Christianity is personal.

  • It's more of a stab at George. Not christianity as a whole.

  • FRICKIN' AWESOME! Ha-Ha-Ha. Perfect. Added to my faves for sure.

  • Un-friggen-real ...lmao, love it !!

  • Religion is one of the greatest forms of mind control known to the human race.

    Brilliant video.

  • You're all going to hell you dirty hippies!

  • Hehehe...

    Yes!!! i love it, I love it, i love it, love it, love it, love, love, it!

    spy

  • WOW! Check out my videos too!

  • well i'm devoutly christian and while i found the song to be brilliantly written and have many good points i also found it quite offensive. i am Not a republican, I am Pro Life, Anti-Death penalty, and against euthanasia. i think president bush is an asshat. but i hate to be the one to break it to you. if you want me to "keep my prayers out of your ears" you are gonna have to cover them. because my free speech means i can pray wherever and whenever i damn well please.

  • Matthew 6:5 - 7

  • "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly." (Matthew 6:5-6) God told you to keep it private.

  • your right to pray wherever ends where our right not to have to listen begins.

  • FUCK yes. XD Awesome work. That's going straight .... to my favorites stack. Now, to go look at the rest of your stuff.

  • I really liked this. I give it five stars. Unfortunately, I don't think it will help to change anyone else's mind. :/

  • zomg best video ever. Funny that all people hear is "Get your Jesus off my penis" and assume it's anti religion. Nope, it's against people pushing religion on others... specifically politicians. I have to admit, I thank the Lord Xenu, Zeus, Chuck Norris, John Stewart, Captain Crunch, or whoever the hell you worship, that I don't live in America...

  • Religion is the true source of all evil - the world would be so much better without that crap... Great song man!

  • Here is the irony:

    The further we get from the Judeo-Christian concept of morality in this nation, the more people insist that "right-wingers" are attempting to turn us into a Taliban-like country. Huh? Just trying to stop the freight train of social decay makes you a "religious nut." Look at what society has become people! It ain't the Christians that have created the narcissistic, selfish, hateful, vile society we currently live in.

  • This is fantastic! Very apt lyrics, this song should be dedicated to our new, pathetic, right-wing, extreme Catholic government here in Poland, which all intelligent Poles apologise for. Oh, and you sing really well, too.

  • Great Video Man! But... well.. has nothing to do with "Jesus" realy... Because Jesus has nothing to do with most of the Bible ( as we know ) anyway.. NICE SONG !! Who wrote it?

  • I think jesus would agree with this video. I think he's alot cooler than people think, (and his father also.) I have strong beleifs that this ancient book, isn't even close to what it used to be. If you've ever seen books get translated, and revised and stuff they loose some integrity. He would want people to choose, not do it for the law.

  • Well. Clearly (ref: last 2 comments) this isn't for everyone. But, speaking as a 58-year-old born-again Christian, I loved it! Suspect the long-haired Jewish peacenik would be tapping his sandaled foot. Saved as a Favorite. Thanks, Eric.

  • find something else to do with your talent.

  • I am just amazed at all the comments saying this is wonderful, true, greatest, etc. I feel sick for all of you. There are so many different ways to get your point across without defaming my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I have one more thing for you to think about every morning when you open your eyes and inhale this life you have been given. Isn't it better to LIVE LIKE THERE IS A HEAVEN AND BE RIGHT, than to LIVE LIKE THERE IS NO HELL AND BE WRONG. Your souls are at stake.

  • this isnt taking a stand on religion, its a political message agenst right wing politics.

  • What if the correct religion is Islam and you're sent to hell for being Christian?

  • penis!!!PENIS!!!!PeNiS!!!!!

  • What if the correct thing to do was not shove your religion into people's faces and you're sent to hell for it?

  • Then all the fundies are doomed. XD Oh the irony.

  • Got the jist of your message. Funny as hell but I would say as Desi Arnez: Luccccccyyyyy! you Got! Splannin to Doooo!. Good Job

  • Amen! You've done an excellent thing here, Captain Zanax. Heh, think of all of the people you will have praying for you now...

  • Oh....that was classic.  HILLARIOUS!

    THANK YOU!

  • This is the greatest US-Right-Wing-bashing song I have ever heard and from a political aficionado like me that is not a small compliment. I loved the lyrics-smart, witty, and, above all, COLD. The costumes were a little on the kitschy side but, it is a minor gaffe in an otherwise enjoyable clip.

  • Awsome, just what needs to be said loud and clear. Thankyou..

  • Oh MY , that was GREAT and OH SO FREAKING TRUE!!!! :-)

  • fabulous!

  • I´m catholic so I don´t know how to react... if I say I liked it is that a sin?

  • How typical, always asking others to think for you.

  • This song is rude. O_O

  • You say it like it is!

    Greatest song of our day!

    ^_^ <--- Eric Schawrtz Fan!!!

  • hit the nail right on the head,you did.god bles umm have a good day

  • For the people who take this video too seriously need to get out more!

  • I love the ending!

  • bloody great !!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha crazy man wow I Love it

  • Wow, Eric...  I loved it. I'm subscribing. Keep up the great work. BTW: I found this video on geriatric1927s profile page. Damn, I need to shut up and go watch your other stuff... Later, TJ

  • I never thought I'd hear a song that expressed my views of church and state so abundantly well. Great job!

  • i hate u

  • Sufficiently offensive. I like it.

  • That was great. Made my day.

    Now one more time for W

    Keep yourrrrrrrr.........

    yea baby

    thanks

    Mark

  • I love this guy and i couldn't agree more!

  • This video is the TRUTH! It sad to see the people in government aren't as sensible as this guy.

  • Ah common sense humor. I dig it.

  • WOW,

    I just ran across your Vlog. Very Good, Very Clever. Amen.

  • hipo-christianity...touche!

  • keep mohammed off my penis as well

    fight for freedom of speach

    k

  • '_' what?

  • This is the *real* American view. Remember Church vs. State? This video actually makes me proud to be an American. I only wish more Americans would wake up and see these views expressed are the exact ideals our country was founded on.

  • Sick... Just plain sick. It's people like you that are what's wrong with this world today. YOU NEED JESUS

  • Why you need jesus? There are other religions too.

  • ... acutally and obviously NOT ... =D

  • I think he needs Zoroaster

  • Me too. Of course he wouldn't know what it is!!!

  • "I am not anti-Christian

    Before you grab a rope

    There is beauty in religion

    And joy and love and hope"

  • FANTASTIC! My thoughts entirely. HA HA HA AHA AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HA HA THIS ROCKS. TEACH IT TO YOUR KIDS.

  • Christ on a bike, that was absolutely amazing! ::cheering::

  • GREAT!! I can't stop sing this wonderfull little song - its a real Hit - and - maybe - someday a evergreen!!

    Cum on - all together now :

    keep your jesus off my penis......la la la la

    Keep

  • evergreen in the mental hospital

  • It's brilliant, makes some damn good points, religion and law should not mix, its outrageous that the beliefs of one section of society should influence the lives of everybody else. In the end though it's a fun video, people shouldnt overreact to it and get all defensive.

  • I totally loved it too. But I think it's somewhat fallacious. At the federal level, abortion isn't going anywhere no matter who's in charge, and I doubt gay marriage or 'assisted suicide' will swing one way or the other either. Both parties want to keep these 'wedge issues' around for election years. I'm 100% against religion in gov't, but aside from those, there really isn't much bible pushing. Not where I live anyhow.

  • where are the lyrics?

  • www.Eric Schawrtz.com

  • awesome

  • What rude content...

  • Its unfortunate what catholicism and the other denominations have done to the image non-Christians have of Christianity. While you raise points that strike the hearts of many i think you are missing a key point that is this : all the problems you are refering to are due to the flaws of men, not of God. Most do not realize that while catholicism and protestantism have something to do with Christianity; Christianity has absolutely nothing to do with catholicism or protestantism. :(

  • I really digged it, but I won't be visiting moveon or democracynow anytime soon. or ever. Both parties suck, and the dems don't have any prob using religion to get votes either. Ask 'Shakedown' Jackson.

  • This song is really funny, and true. If a christian ever tells you there is somthing wrong with your life, beat him to death with a picture of a catholic priest and then qoute, "Remove the plank from your own eye, before you remove the speck from your brothers." Hit em with their own medicine.

  • WOW. That was amazing. I wish they could see their amazing hypocrisy. Aside from the fact, I live in the United States of America and I'm watching our freedoms slowly being squelched or nibbled away at. Screw that. 5+

  • fag.

  • well you made some good points, and I agree with raped women being able to have abortions, and when it's a danger to the women's life but I have met plenty of pro-life agnostics/atheists...

  • You sir... are a God! This video is so true. ALL of you religious activist better pay close attention to this vid because it only speaks the truth. you get a 5 from me.

  • This guy is obviously Jewish. The point is well made however, he is more hypocritical than anyone, by denigrating my religion.

  • This guys alright, even us on the right wing refuse to accept George Bush.

  • AMEN! you said it brother!

  • This man needs help! This was pretty stupid, he tells us Christains and Republicans to fuck off but than at the same time he is putting his Democraptic shit on us

  • Go for it! Down with the people who are ... already down. Republicans are the majority in this country. It's basically the Democrat's right to push their views on us because at least they're trying to get something changed. When you are down, you can do the same.

  • Oh shock how horrible this guy is for speaking out against fundamentalist Christian dictatorship. Oh god how horrible he believes one persons BOOK shouldn't rule other peoples lives. You need a reality check.

  • Get used to it!

  • You don't object when Pat Robertson takes a dump on us Christains and Democrats.

  • Excellent job!

  • Bravo !!! :)

  • Fantastic! Even if I don't agree with everything you said, I fully support your clever way of stating what, as geriatric said, many of us would like to say. Zealots of any kind are d-a-n-g-e-r-o-u-s.

  • Amen, iamnotme.

  • you need help. George Bush is doing the best he can to serve our country! all of you democrats should get freaking lives you all suck.

  • What a witty retort, troll. Way to respond with a meaningful argument.

  • w/e! I could give you thousands of reasons why I think the video was horrific, but I dont waste my time on petty democrats like you. k?

  • Who said I was a democrat? I am not. I have never voted for a democrat. See, that's one of the problems with "people like you". Everything is either black or white (pun intended). With us or against us. The world just does NOT work that way.

  • oh yes. isn't just like a conservative to have that God complex. Don't tell people they're not worth your time. Even if they aren't, it just makes you look like an ass and that you have nothing better to say. Which is probably true.

  • ok calm down. i'm not sure if you know anything Bush is doing for our country. If you did, you would never say anything like that.

  • this guy is going to hell.....in a Pushugo  ( I know I did spell it corret)

  • Freaking great!!!!

  • fantastic!