Unstoppable

[WHSOctets]

2:05 is from inception isn't it

[Supermann98]

Where'd YOU learn trains old man? From invention them? Lmao!

Chugga chugga choo choo ... BOOM!!!

[user98xp]

In an episode of The Colbert Report, Colbert was talking about how the Space Needle in Seattle is hung like the Chrysler Building. God damn, I hope that was a reference to this.

[Lilbluemine]

wtf @ the guy who quoted the entire video in the comments below :\

[powerhoops55]

C: don’t call me rookie, old man, I know trains

D: Where you learn trains, huh, Thomas the tank engine?

C: ya, where you learn trains old man, from inventing them?

D: (laughs and claps) my man

L: guys we need to stop that train now

G: it gets worse

[powerhoops55]

L: it’s on a collision course with a train full of kids on a field trip

G: it gets worse

L: the field trip was to a petroleum refinery and they all brought home souvenir gasoline. That’s enough flaming kids to hold hands in a circle around the Chrysler building.

C: What are we going to do?

D: relax rug rat don’t soil your diaper, huh

C: don’t solid your depends, old man

[powerhoops55]

D: (laughs) alright, you see he has insulted me and I’m allowing it

L: guys whats the status

D: it seems were coming to a _________ respect for each other, when we meet we focused on our differences.

C: now it appears that we have more in common then we though

D: now what did you want to say

[Rudega]

@powerhoops55 The word you're looking for is "begrudging"

[powerhoops55]

C: a nursing school shuttle bus got stuck on the trucks

D: Boom

C: there got to be a way to stop it.

L: Were trying to figure that out but were going through a hundred years of files, it’s like trying to find a needle in the Chrysler building.

D: Your too young

C: Your too old

[powerhoops55]

D: I love this guy, okay

L: Here’s the worse news yet, there a train on top of the runaway train, it like a Chrysler building on top of a Chrysler building

D: chugga chugga cho cho .haha, BOOM

L: Good news, were able to get the runaway train on the emergency track

C: where does that go?

G: 42nd and Lexington, New York

L: that’s the Chrysler building



[Weisclan]

"your to young!"

"your to old!"

[Ranger4610]

A nursing home shuttle bus got on the Trac- BOOM!

[sirbobba]

This version would be so better than the original!

[tmcnair08]

"Where did you learn trains OLD MAN? From INVENTING THEM??" LMAO!!

[olbywong717c]

This is one "well-to-do" video. =p

[zacherycote49]

This is a very "complete" video. =p

[dreababy88]

hella funny!

[mnash3]

Chugga, chugga, chu, chu. LOL.... Everything is the size of of the Chrysler Building. LOL....

[ContinuumPictures]

@peetamell4rk I don't believe there is such thing as a digital shirt XD

[DonRMB]

2:04 I believe that shot is from INCEPTION.. wtf? xD

[MrHollow919]

boom!!,hahaha

[peetamell4rk]

favorite digital shirt indeed lol

[NillumNaes]

"... from inventing them."

[coolerjtv]

"It's like trying to find a needle....in the CHRYSLER BUILDING!" Fav part....love it.

[bluemuze1]

a nursing home shuttle bus got stuck on the traBOOOOMMMMM.....i diedd

[j9stewarty]

Haha! my man!

[McGiggitygoo]

"where did you learn trains old man, from inventing them?"

I took a drink of water at this part and choked for five minutes.

[iEATNightmares]

hah that denzel impression is spot on

[MrYnYang]

Chris Pine doesn't talk like that! :]

[mrstromer]

Jay Pharaoh is a brilliant impressionist. It's a shame SNL doesn't use him more

[bryan5410]

OMG i literally pee myself to this the other night when they put it... thank u for uploading it the same... except for yhe inception touch :)

[DemetriosKatsantonis]

memories of my dead wife manifest themselves into trains, the size of the chrysler building

[Shen357]

:D

[7snow2media]

And where did you learn trains old man from inventing them?

[eminemisdashtrx]

Haha lmfao i was watching unstoppable and i thought of this!!!!!

[JackStanton92]

Great parody to a great film! :D

[NikandNat928]

Chagga Chagga choo choo... BOOM!

[ruisoul]

@NikandNat928 AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA okey! 01:45 xD

[SSJZTrunks91]

Nice use of Inception!

[UTSchoolOfSmash]

This version of unstoppable is much better than they one that was actually produced.

[quensel0]

i love this guy hahah...ok

[JimmyFallonRox898]

''A nursing home shuttle bus got stuck on the track--''

"BOOM!!"

[ElMufro]

Ma man!

[LGRated]

chugga chugga chew chew !

[MrAloo14]

shes so fine 

[marouan1020]

I WANT TO SEE THE FULL MOVIE

I'm sure it would be better than the real one !

[DaBigChalk1991]

chugga chugga choo choo

[Krontos7]

@DaBigChalk1991 "Ha haaa... BOOM"

[mickeymumps]

Scarlett johanson has titties .... The size of the Chrysler building

[beezy272]

BOOM!!..



[dsnfldgfds]

thanks for posting, im watching this stupid movie on cable cause there is nothing else on

[itscowski]

BOOM! 

[asshatnowhere159]

BOOM!

[theyarenicehaha]

where did you learn trains? from inventing them? lol!

[gmita014]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Denzel Washington laugh imitation it's AWESOME! And the "boom" thing jajajajaja AND THE CHRYSLER BUILDING JAJAJAJAJAA OMFG

[TheBradcake]

THE CHRYSLER BUILDING

[coreman17]

1:28 over and over

[BrotherAtticus]

Good movie, but I have to hand it to SNL, it did have some pretty lame exchanges.

[Knicksdb]

Where'd you learn bout trains old man was it from inventing them?

[SirAlfredSourcock]

Johansson does comedy like water does fire.

[TheDuskDemise]

@SirAlfredSourcock

exactly, smoking hot! who cares about comedy when you look like the chrysler building... damn she got me doing it

[ItsPhotoshoped]

it gets worse

[wadad17]

Chrysler Building(s), the official measurment of locomotives.

[92benno92]

The WORST movie.

[00BainStriker00]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, DW!!!

[seemorebutts536]

@00BainStriker00 Good old San Andreas #amirite?

[00BainStriker00]

@seemorebutts536 Absolutely. 

[CaRC1n0g3n]

Chugga-Chugga-Choo-Choo! BOOM!

[kalashnikova06]

Anyone else think "Chris Pine" looks more like a young Sam Neil?

[jrdmellow]

I thought this video was supposed to be funny....

[DAL3294]

BOOM

[chromeagle]

who dat @ 0:23

[scwooten0510]

definitely thought this was a joke.

love when snl makes fun of real shit.

[sjpictures]

Chugga! Chugga! Choo! Choo! Haha! BOOM!!! Lol Hilarious

[JohnMuise]

The Chrystler building is my penis!

[dane123ization]

why does she keep talking about the chrysler building

[BrotherAtticus]

@dane123ization That character in the movie dramatically exclaimed the runaway train to be "like a missile the size of the Chrysler Building!"--which came off as a pretty unusual and ineffective line.

[ginseng1550]

i've watched this thing like 12 times.. i love it hahha

[navas1757]

chuga chuga choo choo im weak!

[stopwhining1]

i watch this video at least once a day... shit is too funny

[Tonyvideoguy]

I just watched Unstoppable last night, and just now saw this parody. "It's like trying to find a needle...in the Chrysler Building!" Love it.

[thebeastman45ify]

BOOM!

[jeannette9999]

@quincee33 it's making fun of the original trailer, look it up

[quincee33]

who's the cute brunette?

[SpartanCXVII]

@quincee33 Scarlett Johansen

[quincee33]

@SpartanCXVII OMG, i should have known that, she's hot! she looks good with dark brown hair.... i knew she looked familiar but couldn't put my finger on it....thx....is that actually Chris Pine?

[SpartanCXVII]

@quincee33 I don't think so. Not sure who that is.

[quincee33]

@SpartanCXVII actually it's scarlett johansen.....she looks so different.

[SpartanCXVII]

@quincee33 wait what? Scarlett Johansen is playing the Chris Pine guy?

[quincee33]

@SpartanCXVII no, she's the brunette that keeps saying "chrysler building"

[SpartanCXVII]

@quincee33 Yeah...I'm the one who told you that.

[quincee33]

@SpartanCXVII okay then. that's all that matters...could care less who chris pine is or who's playing him...never even sen the movie, but jay pharoah does a good denzel and also a good wil smith.

[quincee33]

i don't get the "chrysler building" joke? is that from the real movie or something?

[thomastrain132]

Where did you learn trains? THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?

Where did you learn trains old man? From inventing them?

LOL

[loserpopulationyou]

omg isn't the clip 2:04 from inception??? :o

[stopwhining1]

Chugga chugga choo choo.. hehaaa! BOOM!!

[123456789019964]

hahaha... O.J.

[TheGarbageQuiltGirl]

Jay Pharaoh is amazing!! lol wow this is hilarious!!

[jonnycashman100]

Press 8 repeatedly XD

[jonnycashman100]

@jonnycashman100 press 2 then repeadtedly press 8. XD LOL ROLF

[jonnycashman100]

Its like trying to find a needle...IN THE CHRYSTLER BUILDING!!! LOL XD Rolf

[b16aboosted]

You see he's insulting me and IM ALLOWING IT!!

[bobolamy]

hold down 9

[bobolamy]

haha. at 2:05 its inception!

[brookerbones]

keep pressing "3".....hahahah my man!

[TheAwesomeBomb]

where did you learn trains old man? FROM INVENTING THEM?

[Willbe3D]

only an ass would dislike this video

[coveragetw]

inception owns!

[CodPlayingCarGuy]

Thats like a Chrysler building on top of a Chrysler building! lol freaking halarious

[darkknight07100]

BOOM!!!

[rebekahm07]

we're going through 100 years of paperwork! it's like trying to find a needle.. IN THE CHRYSLER BUILDING.

[mandalf12345]

1 black dude invented a train

[lacrossedude6767]

OLD MAN

[Dannyboy3333able1]

@lacrossedude6767 This sucks

[The7legacy]

@lacrossedude6767

And where did you learn trains old man from inventing them?

Hee, Ha, Ha, Ha, My Man.

[hitmanTilliMDeaD]

"You see he's insultin me and Im allowin it", hahaha man I use tht all the time , freakin hilarious

[cackums]

keep pressing 8

[tintindo123]

dam is it just me or is scarlet johansson kinda sexy when she says "chrysler buildind"....then again shes always sexy

[freakytalL87]

LMAO! good movie tho. Who is this chick?? sexy as hell!

[tintindo123]

@freakytalL87 you dont know scarlett johansson?

[jakethesnake1245]

Haha it's like a chystler building on top of a chystler building on top of a chystler building on top of a chystler building on top of a train

[Midnight1XCoffee]

1 Disliker got hit by 777 and got on a computer on the light side, and hit dislike.

[tintindo123]

this was fkn HILARIOUS....but i dont get why she kept sayin the chrysler building was it supposed to mean something?

[JoshtheUni]

@tintindo123 Watch the the trailer for the real movie. She is making fun of Rosario Dawson's dramatic acting.

[The7legacy]

0:43 - Hee, Ha, Ha, Ha, My man

1:29 - BOOM!!

1:53 - Chuga Chuga Choo Choo

[MegaCowBLAM]

THE CHRYSLER BUILDING.

[MRmakemelol1]

@dudewtfpasswind whatever. 

[MRmakemelol1]

1 person will fall...from the crysel building!

(the only disliker)

[cookiemonterlver]

Im not a douche!

[stopwhining1]

hahaha the edit of the train driving in the street made it even funnier.... hehahahahaaa my man!

[josephguerra43]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahah­ah2@@#e

[Nightmare5F]

"It's like trying to find a needle...

*dramatic zoom-in*

...IN THE CHRYSLER BUILDING!"

This is one of my favorite recent SNL skits.

[Katiebell951]

The first time I saw this on SNL, I could not atop laughing my ass off! It was just too damn funny!!!

[cookiemonterlver]

Dis iss watu amican people call funny? wat? i call goat eating sheeit very funny!! dis shit is estupid!JKJK nigga dis shit iz of da fuck chain nigga!!

[Larsnoble89]

@cookiemonterlver you're a huge douche bag

[MissBelinda777]

Amazing

[navystardust12]

@FaTfOrSaLe ...its FROM snl.

[74Yorkie]

Pretty funny!!

[ChunRepublic]

And where did you learn trains from old man? Inventing them?! Haha

[rs0wned1]

"Don't soil your Depends old man"

[PENAMAT]

BOOM

[nobodyhome222]

hahaha really funny man i was in tears hahaha nice ending

[WesternWorf]

BOOM!

[FunkBunnyProductions]

loved this clip! funniest thing i've seen on SNL for a while

[Armornone]

I don't remember seeing the train going on the streets of New York towards the Chrysler building.

[BriberX000]

@Armornone he edited the ending with a scene from inception

[Armornone]

@BriberX000 It really worked out well with the edit.