Greatest Speech Ever

[kadlerbecec]

lonesome dove

[pwelchy]

When I was a boy I read a book at school and it showed me where people live.. For example;

Humans = houses/caravans/shacks etc etc...

Fish. = lake/sea/ any water type really..

Monkeys = WELL I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT BEING STRAPPED TO A FREAKING DOG!!!!!!!!

They belong in the jungle you complete moron!!!

Them monkeys deserve a real life not a show life...!!!!

[staslig]

leave the damn monkeys alone.

animal cruilty..., asshole

[moarDylan]

I have no idea what is going on,

but by the Nine Holy Divines, this man has a dream!

[edstone61n]

This vid is a favorite on Windhoek

[JordanV1ogs]

I have another AMAZING speech. Go to my channel to check it out

[timothymanzella]

This video went viral on Brasilia

[cowwasher39s]

HEY! D-Kunk!!! you have to put better videos on here!! lol good job! :)

[MrItB]

words............

[DreadTRex]

"Prayers"!? WTF!?

[Zeak608]

Ok .  ....... ...

[mrmoofmonster]

I never wanted a monkey....but after this speech....I still don't want a monkey.

WTF was this about ????

[OMGcmgIsHot]

Thank god you can get a picture!

[AndersonReel]

What the holy fuck.

[ExcretionsShit]

The roof of a truck is known as the goat's nest

[nastyNate694]

1962 MOTHERFUCKERS!!! 1962!!!

[Lgnkersting]

in 1962 a boy was born and his dream was to own a monkey and i came true

[Lgnkersting]

yeah i can hear yeh and they can too.

[devphalder]

There are bigger problems than those!

[FrogThemeSong]

THIS...IS....A STEREOTYPE!!!!!!!!!!

[sincerelymaay]

what the fuck is this world coming to..?

[GuerillaXV]

god this makes america look bad...

[xr100rxr]

where is the monkeys helmet!!!!!!!!



[TheQuiZNoKid]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! AFTER 2 MONTHS OF WAITING!

[EForgrove]

And a Matt Damon to you sir



[midtownjohn]

Today is the day !!! So excited #MonkeyRidingADog on WMMR Philadelphia

[mimc325]

The day is coming Friday 7-15-11 they will be on the Preston and Steve show. It will be epic.

[misfitsrule10]

This man is a true patriot. My hero.

[Draakur]

Incredible. Truly ridiculous, in every sense of the term.

[irishheed123]

What day is he on Preston and Steve? MMR ROCKS!!

[SuperAdubya]

i cried

[djharrington06]

@SuperAdubya

I fapped

[riffers]

GADZOOKS

[PvtWang]

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen, when tosh showed this i almost pissed myself, this is guy is straight up retarded

[NTXStudios]

WTF

[learn676]

Are those monkeys tied to the dogs?

[chad450f]

Yes Illinois, you ARE the "1".

[gnrstpvr329]

For my wedding I will get a ring-bearing monkey riding a dog... and everyone will applaud as he rides up to the altar

[mtoth07]

thank you tosh. and i thought i was weird.

[kevolic01]

Gadzooks!

[123karismith]

I'm hiring a lawyer and suing for my two minutes and thirty three seconds back........

[Baxxter101]

@123karismith good luck with that. you're the one who watched the whole thing.

[bhav1028]

them monkeys are holding on for dear life!!!!!! they are thinkin" what the #%@#. am I doing. I should be in a #%@Ing tree eating nuts and Berries!!!!!!!!!. I Hate cowboys!!!!

[bhav1028]

preston and steve put this guy on the map the only reason i looked for this!!

wmmr rocks philly !!!

[defbri13]

35 days!!!!

[SchlockingFilms98]

It's like something out of Eastbound & Down

[TheCarmillaShow]

monkeys riding a dog..... america is so fucked.

[mgusa92]

49 days..preston and steve

[somewhatenthusiastic]

Anybody else first hear this on Preston&Steve?

[RalenaNexilles]

Monkey's riding dogs. My life is complete =(^__^)=

[buglebuddy93]

So inspiring!

[ExplosivoFueled]

This guy reminds me of JBL.

[Bernardthecheesecake]

wat.

[Lobsterkin]

Awwww, it's like a world of warcraft parody. They'e like tiny little orcs riding worgen. 

[threemoresevens]

where his "truck's at" naturally

[donniedarkojen]

23 people are retarded.

[BigoletchAsketch]

U.S.A! U.S.A!  U.S.A!

[mikeyinhd]

now that I've seen a monkey riding on a dog, I think I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I have officially seen it all

[olegzander]

BULL SHIT

[epramos007]

yea!



[amssdenney]

And in 1962 a little boy was born and his dream and his goal was to own a monkey. This is my dream.

[dre3k78]

"Got sumthin fer ya!"

[amssdenney]

Yea, I can hear you. And they can too.

[Cr8zyBoyDVS]

"we're gonna start down there where my trucks at and come all the way around so if you didn't get a picture..." lmfao

[marioplayer50]

Notice at the end no one claped... LOL

[RedFrostedTacks]

what kinda monkeys are those? :P

[GuitaristInProgress]

I have a tear in my eye.

[pmcmena1]

@GuitaristInProgress I have a LOT of tears in my eyes.

[Comrade2k7]

A true american hero

[pizzafreak1175]

Thumbs up if yousaw this on aots

[steph842]

This guy makes Lou Gehrig look bad

[imabanana256]

That is an awesome video!!! Thanks. This was on attack of the show!!!

[brendanfeverss]

FLAGGED FOR TOO MUCH AWESOME

[ealaspada]

I just got up--is this happening? Am I still asleep? I thought I just saw some goats coming out of a truck and then some monkeys riding dogs, but maybe it's just the Ambien...

[heintron]

America.flv = retarded

[3010tmac]

Bahahahaha

[tekon1994]

Norm Macdonald brought me here!

[BarbieUnicorns]

OMFG I MISS AMERICA

[jamber27]

I'm not going to say I wanted the monkeys to go crazy and rip his face off, but I would have laughed. And so would you. If you deny that you are lying to yourself

[FloydyTube]

People wonder if there's any intelligent life in outer-space .... I wonder if there's any intelligent life in the USA

[hillbillydlux13]

@FloydyTube Yes, America, where everyone has monkeys that ride dogs and goats that ride on top of trucks painted like the American flag. I believe you are seeing someone that resides in the U.S. not the U.S. as a whole.

[FloydyTube]

@hillbillydlux13 You mean that isn't GW Bush's Presidential speech?

[hillbillydlux13]

@FloydyTube Haha, ya it should have been. Just don't take this video too seriously, and use it to insult the US, we are all laughing at the monkeys riding dogs...

[FloydyTube]

@hillbillydlux13 I never take anything too seriously ... certainly not anything I write :-)

[schugs99]

Start the game. Quit monkeying around.

[DanaCornZine]

While sincere, I don't think our buddy "Wild Thang" thought that speech out ahead of time.

[dre3k78]

Fucking EPIC!

[depro9]

this hurts my brain!

[steveprutz]

America: where there is no limit... to how many goats are allowed in a vehicle.

[giggadee]

Well, in response to the ignorant captions about him saying New Orleans and Mississippi -- You seem to have forgotten that Hurricane Katrina did massive damage to places like Gulfport, MS as well as New Orleans. He was referencing both areas.

[MeneMrMustard]

what the fuck is the context of this?

[derfer19]

1:10...Truer words never spoken

[FLOOPY98765]

This guy makes more sense than most politicians..........

[mafarmerga]

I don't care what Kanye West thinks, that may be the best speech I have ever heard from someone who makes their living showing off monkeys on the backs of border collies.

Wait.. is the wife back in the truck Caitlin Upton?

[blacknwhite58]

.......wow

[justrockmebaby]

This has totally convinced me to apply for a green card.

Here, it my backward country where you probably never heard off, the tyrants prohibited us from ever keeping a monkey.

All I ever wanted was a monkey. The government denied my rights, my dreams and even my love for monkeys.

But no. They have to cave in to those legislatures, those "animal rights" lobbyists, those... ugh!!

If I don't leave, I'll never fulfill my dream of keeping an endagered monkey :(

[TheTknecht]

Tim Lepard IS America

[TheTknecht]

Tim Lepard IS America

[metalisbetter1o00]

Ah yes, every great speech starts with goats on top of a truck and the Superman theme. 

[souslesbombes]

"Behind every good man there's a good woman. And there's one sitting in that truck over there."

This is immortal. Immortal I tell you...

[hillbillydlux13]

@souslesbombes hahaha, funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

[MegaYagyu]

24 seconds in; *Dog takes a fat piss on the field* American Dream Guy: I GOT SUMTHAN FOR YAHs

[vanessasunshine]

ugh god i hope those monkeys were okay with that but that was still an amazing speech

[hollandlovesdogs]

you sickening buffoon -- stop exploiting animals

[kenneld]

one of his dog's is named "dog".

[ertertwert1]

please stop using humans for animal entertainment. i liked watching this video.

[916alberto]

WTF!!!!!!

[gt1027]

god bless america ya'll

[WoodyLittle]

Never know what's gonna strike the often dormant chord of patriotism hidden deep within my cynical heart.

Oddly enough, this clip does it for me...

[HuntertheFunnyKid]

45 people saw this on AOTS.

[krypekeeper]

LOL there's like 10 people there...maybe

[missbaileyonthedaily]

@krypekeeper ahhahahahaha

[MIGHTYcbu]

please stop using animals for human entertainment.

why don't you learn some stupid tricks and perform them?

[matsaballmonday]

@MIGHTYcbu I don't understand the point of your comment. The uploader is obviously not the person in the video, and no one else cares.

[jflicher1]

'merica

[PrdtoSrv]

When rodeo clowns give their opinion. Monkeys listen

[redrocklobster]

Hahaha Americans.

[cadaverperception]

kenny powers, irl

[ABevs1]

This is just embarrassing.

[hardcorelifeforus000]

white people... gotta love em

[AirelonTrading]

wow

[Darksmoke28]

Toodles

[sipentiumde]

I love America sometimes

[Darksmoke28]

Aots

[bathamb]

I love how the dog definitely stopped to take a piss @ 0:24.

[ordinarysteve]

amazing. simply amazing

[Anactofgod]

3 Words

God Bless America

[EctocoolerEI]

Pitcher of what?

[scott23456]

Holy crap that was during a Chiefs game! I live about 20 minutes from there. So cool. haha

[nafman18]

@scott23456 I thought the same thing i live about one hour away. i have gon to a few games so i was pumped.

[2fer5]

And people thought Charlie Sheen was winning.

[allimairee8609]

Monkeys on dogs.... Fuck yea

[notredame74]

chuck norris should bow down to this man 

[KRIMEMOBER]

id hate to see what he dose to those monkeys when the show ends

[lonerstonr]

0:24 dog stops to take a piss!!!! hahaha

[sickmoooocow]

This guy is my fucking hero

[rzega02]

This is not about the speech as much as watching the monkeys ride those dogs. Wow, made my day. You just don't see that ever.

[vSolidusBoss]

ಠ_ಠ wtf?

[4kcerin]

No wonder yankees think we are idiots with this retard running around..

[sprocket2005]

he personally trained the Star Fox team.

[critic2o5]

Oh I thought this guy was George Bush.....wouldn't suprise me if this is what happend after Obama was elected.

[hardcorelifeforus000]

INSPIFUCKINGATIONAL! i had tears in my eyes..

[smellsliketeenangst]

lmao, I have a border collie, but no monkey to ride it. BUMMER

[probablycatfur]

A true American hero.

[digvoldon]

... that today, is our independence day.

[devenking]

Yea, Mississippi does have problems...it's in the south.

[LuneyTune72]

0:25 Stop to take a shit.

[jonb3917]

America = Dreams. Huge dreams. Fucking dreams man. Big Ol' monkeys riding on the back of dogs dreams. Fucking one hand on your heart, the other saluting the flag, and the other grabbing your big ol' american balls dreams(yep three hands). Fucking playing with toys, leaving the room, and the toy coming to life dreams(random toy story reference). Yeah I can hear you. I got something for ya. That something is....Dreams

[MyGodfathersNamedAl]

I give it a few more days before PETA finds this and sue's him for everything he own plus some more.

[batorre]

Back in 1962 a boy was born with a dream to own a monkey. Fuck yes.

[CorrinZGW]

Is this the fucking Robotech theme hahaha

[jobyd2000]

He's right though... There are a lot of problems down in New Orleans, Mississippi... Like how people from Mississippi apparently don't know Nola is in LA? Greatest speech ever.

[viralinfecticide]

Kotaku!

[amitbarfs]

wat the

[shayrul49]

He didn't do this by himself???

[FPChris]

Lady climbing the seats lol. Dog takes a dump.

[TheySayJojo]

Anyone else notice that the dog takes a dump at 0:25

[TheySayJojo]

Anyone else notice that the dog takes a dump at 0:25



[TheySayJojo]

Anyone else notice that the dog takes a dump at 0:25

[BUNBUNftw]

@TheySayJojo

but there's no poop so it must be pee O.O

hehe "got smth for ya"

[TheCaesarManson]

This IS the greatest speech ever given.

[upstateNYcuties]

Seriously though, it's nice that he will give each and every one of the twelve people in the stands an opportunity to take a picture.

[upstateNYcuties]

I laughed, I cried, but ultimately I couldn't give a shit.

[upstateNYcuties]

Pray for Mojo.

[colonelsklar]

this is seriously the best fucking thing on the entire internet

[smokedoutnic]

Hahaha

[SAndroidProductions]

Just shown on AOTS.

[lifesaverluvr]

Our generation's "I have a dream"

[absouthern1986]

this would be sooooooooooooooo much funnier without the pop up comments they almost ruin it

[solidfold]

I'm predicting this video goes viral in 3, 2, 1...

[solidfold]

Most applicable title to a video EVER!!! I'm predicting this video goes viral in 3, 2...

[A]

damn... makes me sad that i'm in illinois =____=;