Brazilian Wandering Spider

[Tandereeno]

.....dont let the bed bugs bite

[cincyblows]

Obviously the best thing you can do with a wandering spider is to piss it off late at night miles away from any kind of medical facility.

[SugarDigo]

It can jump to 30cm long dumbs

[watchitIrunintowalls]

he must know what he's doing..

[CokedUpPuppy]

*Cancels trip to Brazil*

[grmz187]

why the fuck would he be in the forest at night

[redundantproduction]

The wont jump on him :D cuz he know's he's gonna be on youtube :)

[blobloblo6]

I have a feeling that the flashlight dazes the spider; it may not want to jump as it can't see anything.

[GodGivesGoodHead]

The narrator sounds like John Hannah aka Batiatus from Spartacus.

[fckuupify]

it's fake -.- completely cg

[ZerooOne01]

"One of those spiders you don't want to take your eyes of..." Maybe you should heed your own advice, eh?

[EliCross]

I suddenly have this urge to start screaming like a little girl.

[AceTrainerKayden]

"there's nothing on earth that would make you touch this spider" Brazilian Wandering Spider can give you a boner that can last for hours when biten. Problem?

[TheAnimallover80210]

Hi dad hi random ppl on YouTube!

[GeorginaLikesHam]

"ok these spiders jump......"

why the fuck r u standing right next to it then?????

[Nationofhonor]

They also have a side effect in which if you are a male and you are bitten, you will have erections for the rest of your life because of certain chemicals in its venom.

[WoopDangWoobla15]

@Nationofhonor My friends make fun of me for being afraid of spiders. I'll tell them this. Thank you for the info.

[dddfddsds]

I have heard this spider are fast, deadly and can also jump! I dont mean jump like 1 mm. i mean they actually jump too human penis and bite it xD, Freaky scary!

[Wunderwaffle123Up]

isnt it weird how they just happen to see a spider and get it on film?

[LastKissGoodbye]

there were one of these little buggers in an aldi store (must've stowed away in the bananas). My mum recognized what it was, and told the staff. The staff assured us they'd "pick it up and put it outside"

[zDAZ3D]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!

[UsedUpDope247]

@zDAZ3D 4 years late bro...

[MrRogeliomelendez]

I know that spider is pissed off

[rhodium1233]

"They jump and bite, now allow me to demonstrate by flashing this annoying light in it's face and breathing on it"

[DKCxXCipZix]

thumbs up if u put your feet on your chair while watching these kinda stuff

[Markynaz]

My neurobiology professor has a fucking BWS...he kept it in a large aquarium tank as pet...he named it Peter...=_=|||

[Rainmaker666]

Brazil can suck my dick

[poopstainsz]

like if OMGFACTS bought u herreee

[TheGhostSmyth]

Just a slight tap *Whacks the fucking branch*, yeah good job mr *This spider jumps and bites*. :D

[nettubarona]

It rivals with the Australian funnel web spider in danger. This spider venom is a neurotoxyn, which means it can paralise you complety, heart included, while the funnel web's is necrotic (destroys muscle tissue), leading to amputations.

[omcx1e]

The simple answer is no, not by a longshot.

[spiderdancer33]

Deep Down Jungle.

Big Bold Brazilian Boy- But Bright & Beautiful.

[DancingGekko]

@jackson92119 Nope mother nature screwd up and accidentally made it too deadly now shes just to scared to do something about it...

[zayanazaneta555]

"they don't just bite, they JUMP and bite....this is a spider you don't want to take your eyes off of..." why the fuck do you keep staring at the camera?!!?



[GL3NE]

@zayanazaneta555 So true. The thing that makes this spider so dangerous, aside from its super toxic venom, is it's very defensive disposition. They are bat shit insane and move very, very fast.

[ttownbloods23]

@zayanazaneta555 right and then he provokes it by poking it with a stick oh lets see if we can piss him off eh im going to stick my thumb up this spiders bum eh hahaha southpark

[misterMCfwenis]

HEY SPIDERS ARE AWESOME

LEAVE THEM ALONE! what you should be killing is the most annoying things like Flies, mosquitoes and jellyfish (except moon jellys)

[futbolboy7910]

wait wait some people say the funnel web spider from Australia is the deadliest now they say the Brazilian wandering spider is the deadliest??? im confused O.o

[marsvin55]

The Brazilian Wandering Spider bites can cause an erection that lasts FOR HOURS

[chris5haw]

Try living in Australia

[myrtic1]

KILL IT WITH HELLFIRE

[ItsJustMissSarah]

NOPE NOPE NOPE. *Gets blow torch*

[jdblackbelt]

"Let's leave him in peace..." Hey asshole you just jabbed him with a stick lol

[EddyTheOliveira]

I swear I saw this video a few weeks ago at school?

[BruKoba]

Ok, Brazil. I will spend my vacation in Haiti.

[nettubarona]

@BruKoba Brazil has nasty anacondas, piranhas, jaguars, a lot a poisonous snakes, but unless you don't go wander into the jungles, like there's no tomorrow, you're perfectly safe.

This spider however, is an exception. It has the nasty habit of get itself into the leaves of the banana trees, Guess what happens when ppl fetch bananas.

[blackpeter70]

@BruKoba Watch out for da voodoo!!! And da zombies!!!

[Ful1tilt]

Why would anyone want to go there.

[Ockap1812]

This spider has a name you know... It's Anderson Silva!

[HenriquePistelli]

@Ockap1812 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

[xXkillanaterXx]

u really dont have to make a video thats 2:19 minutes long. just say that this spider can rape u if u get to close to it. so stay away from the fucking spider.

[WellMeaningGentleman]

I thought the Sydney funnel web spider was the most deadly...

[StraitUpSuburbanite]

@WellMeaningGentleman That's what I thought, then a comment on a video of one of those, told me that one of these, was the most deadly.

[WellMeaningGentleman]

@StraitUpSuburbanite

Hi. Wiki spider page has the funnel web in top spot with 13 unfortunate persons having been killed between 1923-1980. If you look at amount of venom per bite, The majority of the Brazilian wandering spider species have slightly more venom per bite (both spiders are similar sized), except one- Phoneutria nigriventer. it is up to 2 cm bigger and has double the venom per bite, but there are no recorded deaths (according to the page).

[sanman312]

Don't put your damn watermark on the video unless you actually made the video, which you didn't -_-

[MrKTM4life]

Now lets eat it alive :D:D

[TheProductionLounge]

'Its venomous bite causes not only intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism – uncomfortable erections lasting for many hours' .... So basically, buy viagra or get bitten by this thing lol

[Dismalic]

@TheProductionLounge what should i do? what should i do? theproductionlounge please help me...spider or viagra? what would you pick? =)

[tomcatdcn]

fuck spiders.

[pistolpeeroy]

@tomcatdcn HA!!! YES BRUV

[shadowdudeable]

so kids do the smart thing  touch it

[Dismalic]

@shadowdudeable i do better than that...i stick my tounge at it closely hehe

[shadowdudeable]

@Dismalic well i would put it in my mouth woo

[NoirYorkCity]

ruuun!

[fragmentsofdead]

i will never come to you brazil

[Noodles37UK]

@fragmentsofdead It's why Ronnie Biggs left lol

[yukoko94]

The Brazilian Wandering Spider is distinctive in that every bite hurts, because of the size of the fangs, and some are known to be excruciating. It is known to stand on its hind legs, and raise its front legs and fangs. These spiders get as large as small tarantulas, and can cause death if bites are untreated. Like the Australian Venomous Funnel-Web Spiders, there is an anti-venom, and all bites from this spider most be treated immediately to prevent severe injury and death.

- Aviva Trivia Blog

[psychopaulllll]

touch it!!!!!!!

[Thuglifebbz]

Yeah mate that's right, you carry on getting close too it, you'll soon regret it when the bitch jumps on you.

[craawzy]

"This things jumps and bites"

me: GET OUT OF THERE, HE WILL JUMP ON YOU :I

[TotalDramaNoahFan]

Extremely dangerous, it doesn't just bite. it jumps and bites. *pokes it with a stick* It's one of those spiders you don't want to take your eyes off of *as he's looking away*

[WiggyWarriorI]

If you wish to live and thrive, let the spider run alive. :)

[topgun8881]

as soon as u said they also jump i wouldve moved about 10metres back

[Tactual]

Why? Why does it needs such poisonousness? Fuck you bastard spider!

[spiderdancer33]

Super Spider With Big Hairy Legs.

Let LIve.

[sk8erboi269]

@joshualintag yah i looked around your room

[generalgreniuk]

shes so pretty =)

[h0lehshyt]

i say shoot it with a 12 gauge :x im not takin chances with that crazy mofo

[metalcoredude06]

isnt the wondering spider brown ?

[deadraptor1]

it alsos give you a boner berfor you die

[aaa142536aaa]

I'm REALLY LIKE that i live in Czech Republic so far from these deadly spiders :)

[cccchhhhable]

if it had 2 really large front eyes it would look like a big wolf spider

[deadclown001]

"This my friends is one of the deadliest spiders in the world, im about 200 miles from civilization so i think im going to wake what its sitting on with a stick.

[mikerchrd780]

it's now the third,a new web spider and the wandering spider take it's place

[Awesomenessandfire]

Isn't the Sydney funnel web more deadly?

[mikerchrd780]

@Awesomenessandfire no but it was belived so in the 1900's.it's now the third

[mrtheoden]

@Awesomenessandfire no, it isn't. Pure toxen, the Brasilien wandering spider is not to be messed with. Like most mygalomorphs (primitive spiders), it's very aggressive when provoked.

[Amishprn86]

Thats a big spider!

[HarrypotterHP7]

Who also rose their leg of the floor 

[MrCornstalker]

what if when he was looking at the camera it jumped on its neck

[IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY]

@MrCornstalker What if

[patman3520]

I think i've seen that spider in a hARRY POTTER MOVIE...

[EnVi3ME]

why the fuck is he not lookin at it when he talks..?



[Vaxonblue]

Thirdly, It's exceptionally agressive

*SMACK*

[schnabbelkopf]

Extremely dangerous

Extremely aggresive

Let's hit it with a stick

[randomguys2]

@schnabbelkopf hell no! Its beautyfull :D

[mcrettable]

@schnabbelkopf these guys do that to get it to move i think.. why else would they do it? they're not idiots :/

[schnabbelkopf]

@mcrettable

Don't take this shit seriously ¬¬

I'm only joking re-re

[n0rtycup1d]

@schnabbelkopf nothing beats the good ole le foot on the spider = squash...

[schnabbelkopf]

@n0rtycup1d

U not funny

[Fallout3FatCat]

@schnabbelkopf You just made my day.

[HiThereImKester]

After he said they jump and bite I was like "Don't look at the camera! Don't look away from it!."

[HyperKandie]

That guy is stupid for being that close!

[xx0stephen0xx]

so the spider is like *tap* hey get your fucking hands of me you damn dirty human

[RhakarkX]

it would have been funny if this dude got bitten during 1:03-1:07

[Elio3o]

when he said "this spider can jump and bite" I was expecting suddenly the spider jumping on him and him freaking out. LOL.

[catster14]

O.O

[VETOxMEND0ZA]

"This is a spider you don't want to take your eyes off of!" *as he stares at the camera with his flashlight hand about 6 inches away from it*

[phillyflash43]

"nothing on this earth would make me touch this spider"

????

How about a 12 gauge shotgun stuck in your back???

[TheAlidie]

@phillyflash43 I'd rather be killed by a 12 gauge than this spider. Would be much less painful.

[phillyflash43]

@TheAlidie sure, if you get a lethal dose of poison that would not be the preferred way to go, but most people survive, even without antivenin...children & elderly are most at risk...a point-blank shotgun blast is more of a sure thing, IMHO...

[TheAlidie]

@phillyflash43 True. But if you live through it there's a 99% chance you're penis won't ever work again. There would be such bad tissue damage. The hard on this spider gives you lasts for hours and is so intense that it basically kills it. Sorry if that's weird. Just sayin. :b

[Obzy666]

@phillyflash43 id say pull the fucking trigger

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

@phillyflash43

i rather die a quick dead from a shotgun then a painful one from that spider :)

[Djinnhydra]

@phillyflash43 I'd take the shotgun rather than touching a spider that would bite me to give me a very long painful erection. I'd take death over that and anyways, you'd die a slower death by a spider than you would a 12-guage. Yeah I"d take the shotty any day

[Dismalic]

@Djinnhydra but what happens if you were shot by a shotgun,you landed in the floor dying and that spider jumps at you from the leaf and bites you on top of the shotgun blast. talk about having two parties with drink all at once lol

[mcrettable]

@phillyflash43 hehe you'd die either way

[QooQwhip]

These spiders are aggressive and they don't just bite they jump and bite, so I'm going to go use a stick and start pocking at it from a very close distance....

[manifestgtr]

they may be deadly and aggressive but they are pretty...thats one good looking spider

[Drokob]

Damn Nature, you scary!

[AlienFirefox]

nothin on the funnel web

[Traductus5972]

@AlienFirefox actually it's more venomous than the funnel web and also thanks to an anti venom there have been no recorded deaths of a funnel web bite, with the Wandering spider the venom is so toxic the anti-venom doesn't always work and you might still die. but you'll have a boner when you die

[AlienFirefox]

@Traductus5972

according the scientists the funnel webs venom is moe deadly to humans. the wanderig spiders venom is stronger however and can kill more rats and mice. the funnel webs venom works in less than 15 minutes. there was a new funnel web discovered in 2002 a rtree funnel web that might actually be more toxic than any other creature on earth even the box jelly fish.

[VaatiTheWindDemon]

@AlienFirefox According to scientists, the Brazillian Wandering Spider kills a human in under 15 minutes just like the Funnel Web Spider. The Brazillian Wandering Spider is considered more dangerous because it has more added effects in it's nero toxic venom than the Funnel Web Spider has in it's nero toxic venom. But the Funnel Web Spider is way more aggressive than the Brazillian Wandering Spider is so it is more likely to bite back the second it is touched.

[blublast3]

@VaatiTheWindDemon another reason this is number one is because this spider jumps unlike the australian one, it was said it did but was proven false

[PoLiTicALmEnaCe777]

@Traductus5972 UMMM BONER? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD HAVE A BONER WHEN YOUR GETTING TREATED FOR A SPIDER BITE? i REALLY WOULD WANT TO KNOW YOUR ANSWER ON THAT.

[HirachieOfSociety]

@PoLiTicALmEnaCe777 Because the Venon effects the blood flow to the penis and you get priapism, which leads to I think around 8 - 9 hour boner which ultimately leaves to impotence

[PoLiTicALmEnaCe777]

@HirachieOfSociety Thats a strange & ackward way to die

[Traductus5972]

@PoLiTicALmEnaCe777 the venom of the spider has a side effect that basically gives you a really painful erection lasting hours but it can also lead to impotence afterwards.

[PoLiTicALmEnaCe777]

@Traductus5972 learn something new everyday

[Gunner2012K]

these things jump and bite...and thats why im standing right next to it

[PrivatePeterson]

i started watching videos on this spider after i saw it on 1,000 ways to die lol

[XIREAPERzIX]

@PrivatePeterson lol me too

[IEATPOOSYSOWHAT]

everything in brazil just HAS to be about Sex...you got fruit that supposedly gives you energy and Slims you down...the music is Fast and the Girls Dance half ass Naked with moaning and Groaning in the background and now you got Spiders that Bite you and give you an 8 hour erection in the process....CANT WAIT TO GO!!!!!!!! :D

[chantface]

if i'm not mistaken, a hammock is fabric of some sort tied up between two trees like a swing. Safest place? holy ballz man

[bdoll121212]

that thing come by my house i kill it...

with a very long pole.

[divmccaff]

@bdoll121212 lol family guy i liked that one mate ;)

[Arnamus46]

@bdoll121212 Damn Nature, you Scareh.

[EuropeanGuy87]

I'm sure there are more lethal spiders out there.. that we didn't found yet.. what humans can't know all species of spiders alive..no way...

[walkendeadite]

They are venomous not poisonous, poisonous means you have eat the spider. I heard that the wandering spider often delivers a dry bite when defending itself, is this true? OK arachnologists, here's your chance school a fool.

[Agui007]

This is the time when you need a gun handy...mind you that might be worse.

[KnoxBlondie]

Perfectly hideous.

[Torn80cj]

It is too risky to even try killing this spider. If you miss, the spider jumps on you and gets the last laugh as it sinks those huge fangs into you.

[wkm1126]

Did you get bit by a Brazilian Wandering spider or are you just happy to see me?

[Simlar96]

How would you kill a spider that big? D: With a frying pan? D:

[LiLBraynshock]

Lilmavin...it's probably because black widows are the most infamous. Idk

[lilmavin]

why do they always compare deadly spiders to black widows when black widows aren't really deadly... maybe to babies and elderly folks. i'd compare it to the brown recluse which has venom way more toxic than the black widows

[Tha1calledjoe]

When the dude poked it it made a noise!! lol it was like"wtf man?

[binweevilsjackpp5]

he is wrong the funnel web spider is the most toxic.

[1hipster1]

@binweevilsjackpp5 Actually, it's more likely that sicarius hahni (six eyed sand spider) is the most toxic, as no anti-venom exists for its bite.

[ProperMuzik]

In the jungle the safest place is in your hammock? There is no safe place in the jungle.

[EndlessChris]

Damn nature, you scary!

[Foxnaruto20]

is he stupid?oh thts cool lets poke it

[kungenchrille]

everyones like "oh noes its so dangerous id kill it"

am i the only one that think it looks really cool?

[Jillz500]

1:45 "Lets Leave him in peace" *Man walks away*. Then *Spider jumps on him*.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[acres90]

I got some Lorsban that'll take care of that freak!

[cherryberry160]

FUCKING. SHIT. GUESS WHERE I'M NEVER GOING.

[AustralianWolf11]

@cherryberry160 lol, i really doubt you wanna come to australia, cause we got much more worst wildlife here :)

[cherryberry160]

@AustralianWolf11 Which is unfortunate, because I've always wanted to visit Australia, my arachnophobia really restricts the kind of places I can comfortably book a flight to. God I'm such a baby, lol

[AustralianWolf11]

@cherryberry160 haha, all parts of australia are pretty good. but don't worry i'm such a baby when it comes to Huntsman spiders...

[MrVictor07021951]

This is NOT the deadliest spider in the world, not at all :-(

[dandandamattressman]

@MrVictor07021951 ya it is fool...its venom is more deadly than the funnel web

[Dan7aylor]

my bed sheets are getting checked a few times tonight i think....

[thequake180]

he's like the fat version of steve irwin

[dotch8774]

@thequake180 He's like the alive version of steve irwin.

[barram0nday]

"...2ndly its fangs can go through our skin extremly quickly and 3rdly its exeptionally aggresive just a slight tap (taps spider) triggers an immidiate response" umm wtf ?!!!!

[3s2m]

"looks like we found a den of em.... lets set up camp..."

[Bulls4LifeJN13]

how come when i watch spider videos i feel like spiders are crawling up my legs

[JayBennett1973]

they should ve named this the brazillian boner spider.if you get bit ...you will die hard.

[Kazoo4U]

@JayBennett1973 well it IS named the Banana Spider.

[1990babyface]

@Kazoo4U So its also called the banana spider?