Fried Peanut Butter & Jelly Pinchy Pies! - Fried PB&J Donut-Like Object

[lynelisyn]

genius!! i HAVE TO try this!!

[RasberryBuns]

so cruntry omggggggg

[HarrLable]

just fry uncrustables

[aleeeex1055]

ill make it

[freakishweirdo]

they look so yum but im wondering if the bread soaks up a load of oil cause i dont really like the taste of really oily things. does anyone know?

[gonnabesohealthy]

Chef John, you are so funny. Marry me? (And cook for me forever?)

[woshinaruto342]

My leg fell off after I had these...

[Doodlemanishere]

that looks good

[carzfreak22]

Who lo longer needs to buy uncrustables? this guy!

[bcaguitar]

Cheeeese! Or Mac & Cheese pinchy pies!

[silver3ssence]

I think you can test if the oil is ready for frying with a wooden chopstick.

[LOVEHELlX]

Pinchy pie is such a cute name.

[RainFallxT]

WHY MUST U DO THIS!?!

[RainFallxT]

@RainFallxT I SO HUNGRYYY NOWWWWW

[lunarheart14]

deep fried uncrustables 0.0

[greenroxchick]

ok the start of it before the frying definitely looks like what the school cafeteria use to give out during half day days, and or on school field trips o.e sometimes they'd give sandwiches too, but yeah xD I remember this from my school years, even though they weren't that long ago ..>.>.

[pyrox369]

lol ur a funny guy man

[TLDAM123]

def giving this a go! right away my mind was flooded with all the possibilities thanks!

[coolgirlpopin101]

am guna tryyyyyyyy

[roarfire3000]

Chef John listens to eminem? Lol

[mrqui1]

i cant get the egdes to stick. i pinch hard but i cant get them to hold togheter when i fry it!

[k3LK]

@mrqui1 You sure you're using white bread? White bread is almost all air so if you squeeze it it should seal pretty well lol.

[mrqui1]

@k3LK i used toast bread. and yea its white. i got the bread to seal. but when i fryed it, it just got unsealed. but it tasted quite good with nutella in it :D i can recommend it even if it doesnt seal.

[k3LK]

@mrqui1 Perhaps try crimping the sides after you seal it all together? Haha. Nutella is the food of the gods...

[Umbers35]

@mrqui1 Try dipping your finger in water or milk, and running your fingertip around the inside edges of the bread rounds before pinching. If that doesn't work, you can always try using toothpicks to hold the edges together until after it's fried.

[bcbuddys]

lol at the eminem-without me song joke :P

[TheDevineBeing]

Its JAM, not jelly.

[VideoCult1]

i just made this. i cant form coherent sentences. sweet jesus it was good.

[jennx18]

wow u revolutionized the boring old peanutbutter and jelly into something crunchy fun!..problem is i don't like fried stuff..whatever i might try it!

[jessica56786789]

im jealous

[ikongod22]

Ham n Cheddar Pinchy Pies

[LinetteKTang]

wait...so what brand of bread is it?

[MissGretaaa]

It's irresponsible to make videos like this without the advent of Wonkavision or something comprable.

[TheOxnic]

i miss how you used to demonstrate crispiness

[greatbigninja123]

you forgot the cayenne pepper...

[josiewlls]

Wow just watching this and i feel the blockage of my arteries.... smh

[NonMaya]

oh hell yeah i just made nutella pinchy pies for my midnight snack. MmmMmMmmmm

[BadMonTrini1]

Cracked up laughing hearing him crunch so loud at the end.. So yummy looking!

[madnessdns]

you got a foul mouth u fucker!wutever pb$j

[xyeggs]

If you guys ever want a dessert version of this, use Nutella and condensed milk. I seriously just destroyed an entire bag of bread eating that.

[mts0628]

@xyeggs What did you do with the condensed milk? Seal the edges with it or drizzled it on the Nutella. It sounds awesome!

[goldangel100]

everytime he scraps the steel fork on his crunchy foods, i get goosebumps

[luciferiexcelsil]

Americcuhh... F- YEAH!

[fuckY0couch420]

I put a Reese's peanut butter cup in it.....it tasted like jezus

[gothnsincity]

I did this with nutella and bananas but I think next time I may take a little milk and go around the edges because mine did not seal completely and came undone while frying but still tasty!

[heroxlegacy]

Fried peanut butter and jelly PINKY PIES!!! :P

[jp4254]

these were AMAZING!!!!!

[Bejinxd]

You said "pure white bread" with a weird enthusiasm.

[tenn524]

*rushes to kitchen to cook*

[tbloodawesome]

Those look delicious! Can't wait to try them out:D

[iwasbornperfect]

Nutella Pinchy Pies :D

[PoisonxAlchemist]

@iwasbornperfect You were, in fact, born perfect. Best idea ever. 

[mrqui1]

@iwasbornperfect im trying to make 1 now to test it :D

[o00thunderhawk00o]

hmm gives me ideas. maybe i shall use sprouted flax bread. and cover it in egg and then bake it. much healthier and i bet even tastier

[ohmysweetnurse]

@o00thunderhawk00o Dream big, buddy.

[buddahgotnuthinonme]

i totally had an orgasm when he made that 'fork to crip' sound... being high doesnt help

[sniPING065]

that crispy noise is the noise from heaven

[janeblow80]

that looks good....

[NewTehTrance]

3:00

[GerritCroes]

"The wonderful world of white trash cuisine."

[ohhhhwasssuupppp]

tell me why im keyed as fuck

[NeverLostYou]

So.... what brand of bread is it?

[PaperWolfe]

@NeverLostYou "Wonder" bread. When he said you'll just have to wonder it was hint.

[PETERUS700]

ŇAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[RebornTheElite]

Thats how you make uncrustibles!

[superdonkeyballs]

hmm... I think I would have dipped it in egg batter.

[brian18061]

sell your recepe for moneys

[charliezpd]

i had to share my experience...first of all it came out like the video but....all the oil soaked into the bread...it was a hot mess...nasty,greasy sandwich! literally GREASY! i tried taping it with a paper towel and nothing worked so i give this one a thumbs down.

[8kcht3]

@charliezpd I bet you didn't heat up the oil before you put the bread in. Or was it just shitty lol.

[greeeyedboi]

Hey I'm Not white.lol

[SergeantJ27]

Thanks for making me fat asshole!!!!

[aww1021]

that looks really good

[TIDOSOPRANO]

mmmmmm healthy

[1cecr1me]

Oh shit. I should really stop watching these videos. I'm getting hungry!

[meancreek]

I like the Eminem reference.

[MsGodess123]

damn i hate pb and j but you make it look so good :o

[TheRedRider100]

be my dad!!!!

[purtymonster]

You sound like Adam Rank from the NFL network. Are you sure this isn't your second job??....But seriously, i'm going to try this with the ridiculously priced almond butter.

[gutia44]

Why must you taunt us with the sounds.

[JulieTran102]

u remind me of my math teacher, and one of those guys that talk in school videos lol. but funnier

[XxCheezyPandaxX]

how did i get here....

[102StrawberryLumps]

@XxCheezyPandaxX cause we're HUNGRY!!!

[AMF100Productions]

Are you kidding me! You got that much crunch!

[saebeas]

If you make some with Mexican Jalapeno jelly you could call them Pinche pies.

[Quocipher]

IT"S WONDER BREAD ISNT IT?

[TheDddXXXddd]

They are soo beautiful....! I think I have a dust in the eye <3__<3

[arvidasg10]

peanut butter jelly time

[BellaSilvery]

Just made some, its so simple and delicious! :D

[tvaldez108]

dude your such a dork!

But I love all your recipes :) So easy, so good!

I'm trying these now!

[SideSwipez77]

I see what you did there.

[hatetospoildefun]

Mouth watering. And I just had my dinner.

[Phythagoras18]

His voice doubles at 2:01



[SidGrab]

i 'liked' this even before i watched the video. its just so amazing.

[SidGrab]

oh my god i love peanut butter

[YummyBaking]

Hmm!!

[poopdixxvideogames]

Did i seriously just try to look up the ingredients for peanut butter and jelly

[nadeeyaafiza]

@poopdixxvideogames Never underestimate the peanut butter and jelly. They make u full and happy..

[FreeWatcher222]

Steamed Broccoli and Cheese Whiz I think is a good combination

[Peebioh]

Pro tip: If you use butter, don't use salted butter. I just did that and it tasted like crap.

[THEMiKENNY]

I'm going to try Nutella with Nutella.

[IreneOrtega24]

why dont u like the powder sugar?

[omnomcuttherope]

It sounds soooo gooooooood

[Aznpwn14]

I live in America and I'm asian but WTF I'd rather make a simple grilled cheese

[SeeMeEat]

@Aznpwn14 Good for you?

[erikagfl]

yummm!!! Thanks for sharing! Can't wait to try it! <3



[darkendivide]

"You're just gonna have to wonder." hahahaaha!

[SamStone77]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS USE ingredients THAT ARE SO HARD TO FIND, THAY DONT HAVE THIS PENOOT BOOTER IN THE AFGAN. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE MAN.

[tiptopluongo]

WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THAT, CHEF JOHN?? *dies from crunch*

[mmr11027]

I wouldn't call it white trash cuisine, I think it's more retro.

[powell235]

would be amazing to do this as s'mores!!!

[veavenkill]

you can sear it or bake it for a healthier version

[abus777]

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF???

[fshgjguhergbertyuihg]

G-G-G-GRILLED CHEESE?!?!?!

[pillarofdreams]

thumbs up for the reference to eminem

[shelbyisagirlsname]

you remind me of my dad, aka all your dad jokes :)

[MrGrooviepotatos]

wow! that looks amazing!

[latinabeeotch417]

deep fried uncrustable? and they are called hobo pies i think

[millionairejh]

imma make fried fish filet pinchy pies.!!!!!

[Tsusuu1]

This is definitely on the to-make list!!! This looks deliiiccciouuss :D

[ThRaShTiLdEaTh420]

im fuckin baked this is a pure bomb ass meal

[draculaboopj]

It makes me ...hungry athough I have already had lunch.

[wadupemnaz]

deep fried smuckers

[WorldsBigestHATER]

pinchy pie sounds exactly like "Pinche pie." wich is spanish for fucking pie, so....

ROFLMAO!!!!

[T3R1BL3]

U AMERICANS ARE SO FAAAT!!!!! XD

[OreoCircles]

i wonder if i can make one with cream cheese

[doctorwholover1]

Kinda reminds me of Dorayaki, but with white bread and it's fried.

[30kendra]

ham & cheese pinchy pies....mmmmm....

[carddealer1214]

i make cheese pinchy pies ^^ they are awesome and my baby cousin love em (shes very picky about food)

[gintareamb]

Doesn't the white bread soak up lots of oil?..

[wrestlingfanman22]

@gintareamb that's why you make it once a year

[bewareofwil]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PIES! PEANUT JELLY PIES!

[FabricLive39]

1:49 'have about a half inch' Chef John, you let the ladies down..

[Funnyasian22]

I remember eating these.. expect it wasnt fried

[donttouchthisatall]

no offense. but thats why americans are obese.. srsly frying pb&j? ..

[bloodprincess800]

@donttouchthisatall You act as if other countries in the world don't eat unhealthy foods that happen to be fried.

Mars bars in Glasgow, fish fillets in England, tofu in various Asian countries, the list goes on. The point is, America is not the only place where you can find fat asses chowing down on something fried.

[LisaBaby67]

@donttouchthisatall Oh please. I've seen some big ol' fatties from other countries. Get off the fatwagon. That was so last year.

[pikboy8]

You know, ''Pinchi'' means darn or damn in spanish o.o

[quynhanhpeo]

is that ok when i use nutela with Jelly?

[heyitschika]

i will make these.. with nutella

[57YL3]

this is the cutest name for a snack ever. PINCHY PIESSSSSssss. ;3;

[caliigirrl06]

YUMMM. SYRUP OR HONEY drizzled on top!

[sweetdenni]

BACON!!!!

[Cakeliciousss]

Whats wrong with dusting cakes with powded sugar??

[Tyson909]

typical, americans fry everything, that's why i love em <3

[SoundsofMT]

Try this with Nutella and Peanut Butter, greatest combo ever!

[ORIGINALSOSH]

idea for those little strips of white bread, french toast.

[MidnightFlight01]

Totally going to make this!

[jackievongrimm]

That eminem reference was the funniest thing ever. You are amazing <3.

[caliigirrl06]

@jackievongrimm haha i thought that sounded familiar!!

[kinggornox]

i cooked these with turkey ham and a few cheeses, it was delicious. Thank you chef john once again for a great dinner

[leba94]

nom nom

[srocket122]

im totally doing this with ham and cheese!

[IamProbablythebest]

i made a toasted peanut butter and sandwich haha

[Kimikotsu]

Can you use this with whole wheat bread?

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

@Kimikotsu no white bread only because it sticks when you pinch it shut

[ShaneCallowayy]

Sorry but I can't express how annoying it is when you scratch that fork on ALL of your crispy food, and when you eat it sounds fucking disgusting.

[ohmysweetnurse]

@ShaneCallowayy Please, try to express it. I'm curious. 

[ShaneCallowayy]

@ohmysweetnurse It's like fucking nails on a chalkboard. That's one of my biggest pet peeves, I literally have the urge to punch anybody in their fucking face when they eat like that. I straight have to leave the room when mother fuckers do that.

[ppiluk]

@ShaneCallowayy maybe if u ate food as fun as this you wouldnt be so angry

[jmwintenn]

i swear, peanut butter is good no matter what you do to it.

[mynameissoepic]

imma try this with nutella :D fuck im all out of nutella :)

[IShitFire]

Somebody doesn't chew with their mouth closed. jk

[VanillaVickyy]

"you just have to wonder" AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH CHEF JOHN I LOVE THAT JOKE :D 0:22

[kasai0494]

this is like a grilled pband j XD

[zapfaggot]

junk food from a junk chef

[mynameissoepic]

@zapfaggot wow :DD your name fits you :DD

[helloimher]

I think im going to try this with nutella instead!!

[VelveetaCheeze]

sweet jesus that looks good O_o

[57YL3]

i fucking love his voice! he sounds like such a kind man.