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  • fuck fuck fuckity fuck

  • How could you badger a guy like Penn? He seems like the most affable person in the world who actually has something interesting and at times controversial to say.

  • what the fuck?

  • penn............. fuk him he would complain at a fukn funeral tht fukn prick!

  • I was smoking a joint at a lake with hardly anyone around just chillin and this Ned Flanders mofo came along started telling me I can't do that. I said Fuck you and he went away XD

  • The guy deserved it. You had gotten the ball rolling on him gaining his money back, and he continued arguing the point probably just to get a rise out of you. Seattle is filled to the brim with assholes like that.

  • Is he in a tool shed?

    Instead of not telling ppl 'Fuck you!', say 'Go fuck yourself!'. It is just more polite. Everybody likes fucking themselves, but some of us don't like getting fucked.

  • @shabido1 I think it's a converted home audio studio he used for a podcast or a radio show.

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  • Fuck You, Penn. Don't tell me how to use my favorite phrase!

  • haha it's okay Penn, i look forward to us saying fuck you to each other some day and then laughing about it

  • what the fuck is with that background music? try "acid jazz" for background instead of THAT

  • The guy deserved it. I understand that it bothered you,but he and his wife deserved it,especially after you politely offered to refund their money. Keep telling it like it is !!!

  • id be honored if you said fuck you to me Penn

  • The back and forth camera switches make this unwatchable. Gives me a headache. Was no longer interesting after the first 3 minutes anyway.

  • thumbs up if you would have cracked on the second 'we're really dissapionted'!

  • I love you Penn

  • fuck you Barack Obama, fuck you Hillary Clinton, and fuck all you liberal democrats and rinos(republicans in name only).

  • This guy really sounds like he was taking advantage of you. Some people just think the whole world needs to stop and pay attention to their needs and concerns. After the third "We're really disappointed..." the guy was no longer expressing disappointment; he was trying to monopolize your attention and make the world revolve once more around him. Fuck him.

  • STOP MOVING AROUND!

    WH- WHAT YOU WANT TO PEE OR SOMETHING? THEN JUST GO! GO GO GO!

    BUT STOP- PLEASE I SWEAR I CANT PUT ATTENTION WITH YOU MOVING AROUND!

  • Fuck You!:D

  • Must suck to be a celebrity !! I say Fuck you to people and that's that , Penn says it and its an outrage. Fuck you to the douche that kept pushing buttons, until he ultimately got told Fuck you !!

  • sounds like the guy rid you til you reacted the way he wanted I would probably have told him fuck you long before that.

  • Too many camera transitions! Made me a bit sick to my stomach.

  • All I was hearing was here was; blah.. blah.. blah.. whaaah! whaaah! whaaah.!. <--

    Shit, So I don't know....

  • I just found out Penn had this show! When it gets popular its going to be huge on youtube!

  • damn i wanna see a Q&A I love these guys

  • To that guy who bothered you: "Fuck You"

  • He was trying to scam you for free tickets.

  • @KenMacMillan sure sounds like it. Fuck him and everyone who thinks they are entitled to more than they paid for.

  • Hillary Clinton? Fuck Him!

  • was penn trying to go for a guiness world record of most times saying "fuck you" in a youtube video. lol

  • I would be happy as hell even if you just sat there and talked about your Vegas show or Bullshit all night.

  • I am a devout christian and in sense a bible banger, but I am still a huge fan of Penn. I love this guy.

  • hahaha this guy must not be a Penn and Teller fan. He should know that you guys are nice and very gracious to fans.. but he should know better than to push you.

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  • You tried to do the nice thing and be gracious. You did all that you could but at some point, fuck that guy.

  • I'd love to punch that ungrateful fucker in the mouth.

    Asshole got his money back and an apology, and he still wines. What a pussy.

  • He was clearly an asshole. Especially if his privileged wife starts throwing around her doctorate as if you should fall on your knees and worship her over it. He was getting what he said he wanted, he made his point, but he thought he was clearly more important than you and wanted to make you twist on that. You did everything you could to be reasonable, at that point, a big ol' "fuck you" is appropriate.

  • I said "fuck you" to my crazy religion teacher in school, and yes I was not allowed back to religion class ever, and so my mission was accomplished for the non=believing kid (me) lol. "Fuck you" is the best verbal phrase ever, it just works.

  • BOOM FUCK YOU, WE GOT A MAGIC SHOW

  • eatin food while watching...I start choking on it cause I laughed so hard.

  • "Always have 'fuck you' in your heart."

  • @blackrainuponus That needs to be on a T-shirt.

  • To whoever uploads these videos, thank you, and does Penn try to read his Youtube comments as he does his twitter comments?

  • I can honestly understand telling that guy fuck you. You were the underdog because you were being apologetic and kind regarding something you really had little control over. This ballsack expected you to cater to him because he was disappointed? What an over blown sense of self entitlement. The only real problem I see with your response is that all of your fans were probably made uncomfortable. Next time I am in Vegas you may just hear a faint fuck you from the nose bleeds haha. Nah I <3 ya :).

  • Wow, I am digging this show.

  • why didn't u punch him? ur prolly bigger

    

  • three strikes and you said fuck you. he should just count himself lucky he didnt get smacked down.

  • did you check out an ACA meeting or the Atheist Experience taping while in Austin?

  • Don't feel bad, Penn. That guy was just being obnoxious and he was ruining everyone's evening. He deserved that "fuck you."

  • Fuck that couple. You gave the guy multiple apologies for a fault that was not your own, got them a full refund for a Q & A show that everyone else enjoyed, and the more time you would have wasted on that self intitled fkn ass would have simply been a disservice to those around you and yourself.  Fuck that couple, Penn & Teller fkn rule.

  • That guy and his wife deserve to be told to fuck off. Assholes like that make everyone's lives miserable.

  • Secretly he was thinking:

    "YES! Penn said "fuck you!" to me!"

  • The worst thing you could come up with concerning Hillary Clinton was violent video games?

  • @leon999

    Its more funny because in an episode of P&T's Bullshit on Showtime they had an episode specifically for bashing on the assholes that think Video games corrupt kids and yada yada yada

  • dude tapped you on the shoulder, I'd imagine things would be worse if you tapped him on the shoulder instead of saying "fuck you". so... isn't it fair game?

  • They should have realized "Hey, these things happen, it's not the end of the world, no harm done, I got my money back, he says he's sorry, it was an advertising mistake, these things happen...."

    But no, none of those occurred to them. They must be assholes.

  • It was perfectly understandable telling that guy off. Sounds to me more like he was pushing for a reaction. People who will be happy with a conciliatory tone might take a bit to calm down, but there are some who never seem to come around.

  • @Pushtrak I don't think I'd look back on that particular case as either a good use or a bad use. Just something that happened.

  • The only time I say "FUCK-U" is when someone asks where I went to college.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer so... where you went to college?

  • @ericon52168 FUCK-U.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer FUCK U TOO! AND FUCK YOUR SPEEDY REPLY

    lol this is how a conversation should start

  • You look much better without that hat. I love your studio tho. That's a nice thing to have in your house! Thanks for posting so much fun stuff. :)

  • Islam means peace = Fuuuck You!!

  • 2:06 "Always have fuck you in your heart." Wise words.

  • "the catholic church does good for the world" FUCK YOU! hahahah

  • @coopmuch56 Well, you have to be careful with that sentence when if came out from a catholic... By good, they mean sex... And by "for the world" they mean "in the kids"...

  • @therrydicule yeah that was the joke

  • Short of old sibling squabbles, the only time I've looked someone full in the face and unleashed the F-bomb, was at work. I have always worked in service one way or the other, and this was at a BK. I worked graveyard shift, right beside a bar, down the street from a university. The one night, these drunks were tearing apart the store, swearing at me, stealing cups, trying to jump the counter, and I finally lost it. I was an asst. manager, and one of my girls was crying, and I let loose with

  • @Tardisntimbits Something along the lines of "Behave or get the fuck out of my store". This guy was swearing at me for ten minutes straight. Mister straight up drunk sobered up the next day, and called my fucking head office, and I got written up. Me. I got disciplined, and they didn't care about the circumstances. Moral of the story is, Fuck is a word that should only be taken lightly, and with those who can handle it. Oh, and don't swear at customers, no matter how harrassed. =/

  • "Always have 'fuck you' in your heart", beautiful. 

  • That guy sounded like such a dickhead it pisses me off just hearing what he was doing

  • hes lucky I was not around. I would have slap the shit out of him with my machete

  • fuck you.

  • those people shouldn't have been pushing it so hard. I think you got their point the first time around.

  • those 2 deserved it fuck em

  • /watch?v=ABmHOf4cCiw&feature=f­eedu#t=7m06s

    This is what Penn is talking about if you need a good example.

  • He wanted something else from Penn. He kept on ignoring his apologies because he was probably expecting Penn to say "is there anything else I could do for you". maybe he wanted free tickets to another show or for Teller to bang his MD wife who knows.

  • 0:40 - 1:20 he says that you should only use it in response to someones morals and actions and not the person themselves one on one.

    Problem is what you believe and what you do IS who you are. So you whether you use it about the person or their actions its all the same. and you know what? they often deserve it. dont appologize, some people need to hear it.

  • well he touched you man. people can't jsut touch you you dont have to take that.

    its different when some one pokes you in the arm. he violated you.

  • That guy sounds like a real life troll.

  • It might not have been the most polite way for you to handle things, but I hardly think you were the asshole in that story. You did your part, and he continued to be a dick, undoubtedly because he wanted double his money back or some free tickets to another show or something. Fuck him!

  • I have always had "Fuck You!" in my heart.

    I keep it to myself for the most part, though.

  • 6:31

    And then I laughed until my sides hurt. I woke up my cat.

  • There's nothing wrong in saying what you think. I'd be more offended if you thought I was being a dick and instead of saying it straight to my face, you would instead talk shit about me behind my back.

  • The art of cursing.

  • I can't wait to see that next episode...

  • You are wrong, you gave the guy enough chances, it's like baseball, three strikes and fuck you.

  • I,d have said it sooner !

  • Yes I think you should have handled the situation differently, for the reasons you mentioned. Instead of reiterating "I'm sorry" maybe you should have reiterated that he needed to go over there and get his refund and then also make it seem like he needed to act quickly or he wouldn't get it.

  • It's ok, Penn, and you're HUGE for fessing up, tho it can easily be said that you weren't necessarily in the wrong. You heard him out, you apologized repeatedly, you said you'd refund him and you got someone on it. He was pestering you over a simple misunderstanding after you'd done what you could to make it right. He took it too far, not you, and he got what he deserved, in my opinion. You're a good guy, Penn, thanks for sharing.

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  • what a dick, Penn apologised gave him a refund so sick of gimmie gimmie attitude of some pl, im mean so what it was q/a not show get a grip not the end of the world u still get to see penn and teller for fucksake. That and in the grand scheme of things what the hell does it matter .

  • Today I learned about when and where it is okay to say "Fuck You". Thanks Penn.

  • I like part where Penn says: Fuck you

  • Ok, enough with the hat. It's a fucking Gallagher hat...I keep expecting Penn to pull off the hat & the hair will be fixed to the hat. Penn, if you are going to wear that hat, then get a big fucking hammer & start smashing fruit. That hat would work if you were an old man with a massive grey mustache and driving an English sports car... or a Reg Smythe cartoon character...but your not. I'm not trying to be a dick...but that hat really sucks.

  • Penn, I'm saying this out of love FUCK YOU! Have a nice day. :)

  • Couldnt of said it any better Penn! Luvin it.

  • "Fuck you" is a hostile response, in these situations. And it's never the right move. It just makes everything worse. It's demeaning.

  • Personally, I would of went with “Fuck off” but that’s me.

  • Fuck em!

  • I guess I'll be a "nitpicking nerd" for a minute. - I don't think you were wrong to get exasperated and say "Fuck you" to him. - (I can't say it was "the right thing to do" either) but the guy seemed to be vaguely demanding some kind of refund plus. Plus what? - Who knows? He just wanted to see what bonus contritionswag he could push you into giving him. My honest guess is he was not really dissatisfied, his wife wasn't a doc, and they were just playing "gimme gimme".

  • The self entitled schmuck deserved to have a 'Fuck You' in his face, even if you feel bad about it after wards.

  • Yeah, im totes on Penn's side for right about everything, and I want to defend his fuck you because it is a fuck you coming from a seemingly rad dude (Penn, that means you), but I agree with what he said here. I have had a stupid amount of conflict and aggression in my life, whether it be me or someone at me, and it wasn't until I was like 16 that I realized it wasn't worth it to let out your shittyest side for trite reasons. "Fuck you" in this context is penn's shittyer side im guessin

  • I wonder what the other time was... maybe some hot n horny celeb asked him to fuck her and he happily replied "fuck you? hurray!"

    also, they're right... look at WTC 7

  • Is it ok to say "fuck you" in the youtube comment section? 

  • Hey Penn you wanna tell me how to talk FUCK YOU!

  • we are emotional beings its okay to say fuck you its also okay to say im sorry.Im glad to see there are honest people out there lies suck unless its to protect someone i guess.lmao how do you think that went? no one is perfect we all need to vent some steam sometimes, and this is the perfect tool for that yay youtube.

  • "Always have 'fuck you' in your heart" -Penn Jillette

  • Penn, you have no reason to feel bad about saying "fuck you" to that guy. He obviously was asking for more than he was entitled to, and showed blatant disrespect when any reasonable person would have let it go with a refund. There are always going to be idiots out there that will whine and bitch and moan because they want a little extra. Perhaps you could have asked "so, you want a handjob from Teller with your refund?" in response to him tapping your shoulder.

  • why do you have one red fingernail?

  • Fuck that guy!

  • Fuck you camera cuts!

  • I think he was probably just looking for a little more sympathy than another apology. Probably a, "Ya what bullshit, you paid for an advertised magic show and had to listen to me. Fuck that, we'll get your money back, you paid for something you didn't get. It wasn't my fault I didn't advertise it. Please bring it up with the staff." would have solved it.

    I do hate it when people bring up their credentials like it makes them more important somehow.

  • Fuck all you fuckin fucky fuckers

  • Ahahaha, great story

  • That guy was a asshole to Peen, so fuck him. How dare he behave like such a asshole. I don't understand why a person would feel the need to take the piss out of your performance, even if it was crap, fuck them. Fuck them an the stick that they have shoved up their ass. People should learn to be more respectable an less self righteous.

  • In this I disagree if someone is an asshole and pushes and pushes I think Fuck you is perfectly acceptable since it tells them you are not going to let them treat you like a doormat.

    The endless i'm sorry can make you someone's doormat and that is not empowering but disempowering.

    For me i give as i get. Maybe it's cold but it gets the message across.

  • Penn you are pretty right that "fuck you" only escalated it but honestly the guy wasn't going to go away anyway. It's sad but I don't think you could have won that one but I understand the point you are making here.

  • Fuck him.

  • part ll (stupid auto correct)

  • this was the best pennooint in a while. can't wait for part love

  • I don't see any reason to give that guy AND his wife a great big "Fuck You!" They got an honest apology and a full refund, what more did they want? A private magic show and complementary massages from Penn and Teller?

    There are some people who are so self-entitled that they wont be satisfied with anything, and this couple certainly seem to be just that. You could have apologized until you were blue in the face and he would still ask for more. "Fuck You" is the best response in this situation.

  • @Wezli333 I mean...no reason NOT to give him and his wife a great big "Fuck You."

  • @Wezli333

    Don't you mean "any reason NOT to give that guy..."?

  • @jimgrude Yeah, I posted that correction immediately after the first post, but unfortunately it didn't get linked with the original.

  • They wanted free BigShow tickets and hotelstay in vegas... Physicians aren't stupid

  • Penn, we're all with you. Fuck him!

  • I'd say your patience was sorely tried Penn

  • Fuck him, he had it coming. Sounds like he was picking an argument.

  • not your fault penn! if he wasn't such an asshole you wouldn't have to say fuck you

  • 44 fucks. and its only part one

  • don't be sorry about some retard being unhappy about it, its his problem he needs to stop crying specially since he got his money back after you said he was gonna get his money back he shoulda shut his mouth, lol Penn you're far too nice to annoying asses

  • to be continued... Fuck you

  • Duck you.

  • Lul. "This isn't the show I expected. Guess I'll watch the whole thing and ask for my money back."

  • The worst part is some asshole ended up seeing something that somebody probably REALLY wanted to see, but couldn't get in.

    I'd LOVE to see a Penn and Teller show like this one!!!

  • hahahah that story was great

  • wait is it "we talk and answer questions" or " i talk and answer questions and teller just sits there and juggles"

  • @whitesands Teller talks all the time when they aren't doing a magic act. I have even seen him explain some tricks.

  • A little "Fuck You" goes a long ways sometimes.

  • Penn you are way to hard on yourself. 

  • Penn, I have "fuck you" in my heart. Does that mean I am saved?

  • I've thought it before and I this confirms it: Penn is a class act.

  • The guy sounds like a douche.

  • The only bad part is your show is like your store, if you ran a business like a liquor store. Your show is your business and you have to remain professional not to mention keeping people happy is just the decent thing to do. With that said, fuck that guy. You were apologetic and agreed he should and would get his money back. Hey at least your fans got an encore in two little words.

  • @potterfanatic2 i agree completely. it's like ordering a meal at a fast food restaurant, eating it all, and then complaining about it and demanding your money back. if he had a problem with the show he should have taken it up with the people in charge of the show, not Penn.

  • Penn you're only human.

  • 6:40 Freeze here: How do you think that went:

    What I gather from your story is that the guy had already asked 3 times for his money back, and each time you said that he could go get his money back, and it seemed as though he were going to ask a fourth time.

    Judging by that, and the language you quoted him with, It seemed very much like he was fishing for something, and I think he caught something.

  • I'm actually shocked at many of the responses to this video. I couldn't bring myself to sincerely write "Don't worry, he deserved it." If Penn sets a goal, which is to keep everyone around him happy and to treat those around him with respect, then I won't support his actions if they go against his goals.

    Did the man deserve the big "F you"? Honestly, I feel it doesn't matter if he deserved it or not, that's not the point of the video.

  • bitch deserved it.

  • I was fine with the guy up until he kept pushing it, I mean Penn said he was sorry and offered a refund, that should have been enough.

  • Totally agree with the use of the F bomb. Use it anywhere except in anger towards an individual in their face!

  • Part two is going to be the most awaited sequel of the year!

  • The etiquette of swearing. When keeping it real goes wrong.

  • I don't know what more the guy wanted. If I went to a show and wasn't happy and I told the performer and they said they were really sorry and offered my money back, I wouldn't even take it back (unless it was really blatant like a singer singing only 1 song). I would feel like "wow, the Penn's a real dude and doesn't feel too big to talk to his fans after the show and even take criticism".

    Fuck that guy!

  • I logged into this web page because I thought I was gonna see some amazing magic. I'm very disappointed. What? Fuck ME!!!??? No, fuck YOU!

  • @JimJolly He doesn't do that stuff on here. Penn Point is better than the magic.

  • @PolitcalIslam I know. I was being sarcastic and emulating that jerk Penn described who was upset at Penn's appearance. I didn't do a good job of making my point I see. :) I love Penn & Teller's magic and Penn's writing and videos are genius.

  • You probably could have apologized until you were blue in the face and he probably wouldn't have been satisfied. He was probably out looking for some kind of validation or anything that would make him appear to have been the winner in situation where he just couldn't be, especially with his wife egging him on or expecting him to be a man or something.. probably, maybe.. You just can't please some people, ever.

  • I like you Penn, I really do and I still like you. I would never have thought this day would come, but basically fuck you. Fuck you, to your face Penn Jillette, fuck you! Or go burn a Koran.

  • Just wondering, did anyone get a F@#% drop count on this one? LOL.

    ..X..

  • I’d cheer for you Penn. Fuck that guy, you offered him the refund said you where sorry, he and is wife wouldn’t goddamn leave you alone.

  • I don't think you were in the wrong getting upset, but you didn't have to say fuck you. Seriously, it wasn't your fault they advertised it wrong. You apologized and offered to fix the problem and the guy KEPT COMPLAINING and interrupted you. I bet he was shooting for free tickets to the show he really wanted to see.

  • I work with the public and have dealt with this a bunch of times. He was trying to scam some free shit from you. They always think they are being subtle and clever.

  • keep it real penn you are the man.