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  • i wonder if machinima has twitter

  • bozz 8-)

  • rocking that low sens..

  • he just went on a major banana tear

  • Ps3? Didnt know that about you dude :) Ha en bra dag från Värmland!

  • HOw many times do u say like-like so he can see

  • "I've gone a long way from being a stupid swedish guy to just a stupid guy." / Tejb

    LMFAO

  • i wannabum u

  • You're not using Sleight of Hand, you have noob tube as well, therefore bling.

  • @SGKlD lmfao he picked it up therefore you didnt watch the hole video

  • @SGKlD U MAD BRO? watch the first 20 seconds

  • yo let them come to u we'll call it the comeshot

  • To tha face

  • Tejb: yeah, sure my killstreaks rape people but... i'm still laughing...

  • Thumps up if u whatch a mw2 nuke vid then you says " lets play and get a nuke "

  • Ur da best guy on machinima!

  • Gay copy rights

  • hi

  • ohh...cumz... lol that was funny, cool vid man

  • tejb im your ultimate fan your better than seananers hutch and all the greats but the problem is that im ps3 sorry

  • Last night,i got ur mom in2 last stand.I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys.She blew me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning.Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face.lucky 4 her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair.We went for another round because i was packing One man Army nd u didn't hear us because we were both using Ninja

  • @WeeWeeSniper

    lol that was funny

  • i love this dude lmao he so funny ur awsome and fuck people that thing ur gay or dum fuck them in the ass lmfao but whatever (:

  • vart bor du?

  • personally i dont cry when im close to a nuke

  • @guitarpianist ur cool

  • @ThePatrik99 Haha yeah true.

  • thumbs up if you think its sad that he cries about a videogame

  • bra

  • Tejb makes a nuke look like a uav because hes so good!

  • tejb the best

    

  • My 2nd Time Watching This.

  • ive got a nuke b4 but i can only get them about every 1000 games!!!

  • I think it's not so hard to get non-killstreak nuke.

    I have 83 legit nukes and 4 games with double nuke.

    15 of them were non-killstreak.

  • @RobloxVideos69 dude awesome!!!! i wish i were you!! omfg you sound so good!!

  • Luckily for me, I only get 5 kill streaks maximum, so I don't have to worry and getting nervous about getting killed :P

  • swedish nukes vettu!!

  • why cant you play XBOX

    

  • sup my ps3 name is theflameboyz i got 106 nukes. if u add me on ps3 i will show u nukes promise

  • swedish style Bitches

  • your be promoted stupid sweden guy too stupid guy lol jkin

  • hej jag e också svenne lol gz till at du kom in i machinima dom gilla inte min ide med att jag kunde göra en nuke with only c4 and scavanger pro

  • Anyone else miss MW2 and wish Black Ops had never came out?

  • fuck when i looked on this vid i just wanted to play more and more mw2

  • il campe...

  • nice one, thumbs up <3

  • är du svensk?! <3

  • is it just me or is he saying titty face?

  • @TheGiraffePancake sometimes it does sound like it

    

  • @TheGiraffePancake just you

  • i liked the begging but then i say ps3 square to reload so i left the video

  • i miss when enemis just run out when you have chopper gunner and AC130

  • He went from a stuped sweetish guy to a Super stuped sargent shooter sweetish person!...

    ...

    anyone get the refrance...? ANYONE!?!?!?!? 

  • @KyLeMaRtInDuVaL  do you meen swedich

  • var du så bra från början eller du spelade mycket så du blev bra?

  • @bedfrendan Han föddes så, Han är ju trots allt sveriges svar till Chuck Norris!

  • i am 16 and i love playing video games but...my fucking parents took my xbox away until the July holidays so while i wait till they come i am just fake sicking off school and watching tejbz....he really passes the time....UR FUCKING AWESOME TEJBZ

  • If u dont like tejbz why are watching the video and disliking it tejbz is awsome thumbs up if u agree

  • 26 people haven't brought their first nukes

  • @xXMrBlastasticXx i think i'm in love with you i want you to do me up the asshole :0

  • I like you more than gunit123

  • FUCK OFF DISLIKERS

  • thumbs up if u think tejb is the best commentator

  • Wohoo it was posted on my birthday...And my birthday was yesterday also..

  • Thumbs up if Justin beiber is gay and dickless

  • u r great

  • add dooditsALEX thats me and i no how you feel i got my 1st nuke a couple days ago and yelled sooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! loud and it was like 10 in the morning and woke up my brother it was at carnival i used UMP45 silenced

  • dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    imjust failed at my nuke on the same map with the same weapon (not same perks/secondary) and same map and game mode

    i died by my own harriers and rage quited

  • nice vid but i think ac130 is better

  • PGDA

  • Shopper Gunner.

  • holy shit 0:22 how the hell did you see him? 5000 inch screen tv?

  • @SnipeForCookies its just a spray spot that people use

  • @SnipeForCookies it's a prefire

  • @SnipeForCookies That's swedish style!

  • @SnipeForCookies HD / Spawn Killing Spot

  • wee are not stuipid in sweden

  • @SnipeForCookies no man, its just where the come to when they first spawn, + its a very known spawn point

  • @SnipeForCookies he know that someone gonna come! i don't think he saw him!

  • @SnipeForCookies uhh. commonality. most likely people are gonna run down there. everytime. i promise you. you should left or right. u will get hitmarkers. everytime. and most likely a kill or two. plan your start. lots of people use snipers. some rush the other spawn as soon as possible. so try either.

  • @SnipeForCookies he didnt see him. he shot there bc people its a high traffic area at the start of the match

  • @SnipeForCookies I know how he has super vision. either that or his gun shoots automaticly at enemys

  • @SnipeForCookies Ur fucking blind if u didnt see something that this Swedish fag saw. Or then Ur blind sweden fag

  • @SnipeForCookies its a kinda lucky guess the guy knows people spawn out of that walkway. i do the same thing on this map if i go out of that side

  • @hejhoj87 yeah but he plays moar on 360 coz hes no prestige on ps3 T_T

  • they should combine mw2:s guns with CoD4:s Maps

  • what the hell cry

  • its funny how people think his actually gonna add them to there friends list

  • FUNKYxNation is making a new montage video and it will be out in the next month we are a good clan on play station and just SUBSCRIBE i will make a file to tell you when its gona come out and ill put it on our channel you can download it if you want thx.

  • i hate XBOX 360

  • @gio23kons lol

  • gotta love the M4A1

  • SEE THE DISLIKES BAR

    THATS JUSTIN BIEBER'S DICK

    IT GROWS WHEN FAGS TOUCH IT

  • Add Me On Ps3 tejbz .My Name Is Oe9Cr7

    

  • tejb you are the man!!

  • Thumbs up if you laughed when he said i cried a little bit!!

  • @chriscool00 , I definetly laughed! :p

  • u rock can i add u and ur not stupid

  • i love tejb in the starightist way possible!:)

  • tejb jävla töönt kan ju inte ens spela och pratar fan sämre engelska en min farmor!!!

  • du schteek tejp:d

  • every time im going 4 a nuke i get killed with explosives :(

  • why do you have lol title and emblem?

  • You have to be my fav for commentaries.. but in gameplay Hutch is my fav...You still rock though man sorry..ha

  • what the frige.

  • Ha! Dude got Pave Low, didn't kill jack cause of nuke

  • BEST COMMENTATOR EVER!!

  • 0:01

  • i know this sounds pervy but i made an account on ps3 in ur honour add me: TejbbZz

  • plz add me bro ur beast SPORTS_FREAK-98

  • who follows machinima on twiter....please i want to know.....

  • @LAxICEYxUNO nobody...

  • yo tejb i like your work and i see u play on a xbox360 and i would like to 1v1 u or something my online name is AK Tyster if anyone eles reads this comment u can add me and face me too but im not very good at quick scoping so... i like your videos and ur catch phrase is funny every time i hear it in the videos it makes me laugh some times so when u get a chance add me and or reply...btw my name is 0000595 becuz i dont like cool names on a youtube account.

  • so i was boning my girlfriend at the lake.... :)

  • Wow this guy is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!­!

  • ohh comes XD thumbs up if u like the way he talks

  • so much tension, and yeah i start to cry a lil lmao

  • that video is also very good

  • hey guys, im 14 and got my 123d nuke "D but wen i try recording 1, I FAIL

  • @birwin98 same here lol ^^

  • Love your videos dude! I am from sweden too.

    Awesome nuke too!

  • My xbox360 account got suspended and i dont know why, does anybody have a solution or tell me why?

  • um ace xD

  • you are freaking chuck norris of sweden and my neibhor im from finlanf :D

  • I'm with on this video LBP polkagubben!!

  • every time i listen to tejb i always start thinking with his accent it's fucking awesome

  • nice work dude.... i didnt heard so clearly, are u swed? cuz i just wondered cuz i am from sweden and i realy like ur videos!

  • PS3 is a gay console srry tejb

  • @1337sCoP3zX smd bitch!!!

  • @1337sCoP3zX so your saying gays are more advanced than you?

  • @1337sCoP3zX I play on the PS3 but I'm not talkin shit about xbox like damn hater.

  • watch?v=D87psnrA1TY

  • Hey tejb, your awesome lets see a nuke on rust

  • Amazingly we have a name for waiting for the enemy come 2 u it's called camping

  • Tejb= tha best gamer i no lol u are beast in halo u beat hutch nice job

  • @hattlen, this gameplay is on ps3 lol

  • Your Not Just A Stupid Swedish Guy

    Your Our Stuipd Swedish Guy <3

  • Youre Not A Stupid swedish Guy, Youre pretty awesome.

  • tejb join the ps3 network !!!

  • Just shut up all tejbz hatet this man is a god he pwns every singel game!!!!

  • email me at asheradelstein@yahoo.com im telling ever one to watch and subscribe.

    8============>

  • Tejb should be called "THEE GOD OF ALL WAR GAMES"

  • nice trying to do a shitty version of jeremy from pure pwnage

  • you sound like my romanian soccer coach

  • U RRRRR AWESOME

  • LLOOOLLLL so much tension in my body and i.. i start to cry a little bit.. LOL i want to see that footage! xD

  • fag

  • @ALMILLIONESTOY if you think tejb is a fag. then you my friend are a fag.

  • ps3 Tejb, ps3 -.-

  • wait... I'm in this vid (SockerNasse) 0:09 - 0:16

    :o

  • yer boi go playstation! ADD ME. plzzzz PSYCHO-Skinn3R

  • thumbs up if everytime you watch a tejb video when it starts you say whaddup dogs tejb here ToTheFaceToTheFace in yourhead along with him

  • @leftytjm25 thumbs up if you hate people who hate saying thumbs up

  • @Straightfaceguy um 37 people agree with me cuz its true?

    stop bein a troll bro

  • @leftytjm25 Next time dont say thumbs up coz it makes you sound like a nob

  • @Straightfaceguy i said that cuz i was honestly curious on how many people actually say that

  • @leftytjm25 lol i say it aloud with him :D

  • @leftytjm25 I say it out loud :L

  • @leftytjm25 right before i red ur comment i said to da face to da face

  • @Yurple3 haha nice man

    i honestly didnt know if i was the only one

  • i definitely love the game. i obtained it a couple weeks ago for nothing at mw2forfreeSinfo (replace S with .) and then put to use the funds i conserved to get a brand new superior mouse. i believe that i am not bad but largely thanks to the mouse i bought

  • dude u really had swine flu thank god u survived who would entertainment me on youtube any good to know u back to normal :)

  • i like ur videos!!!

    u are damn good:D

  • my dream is to get a tactical fucking nuke. OMG!!

  • add me, we mshould play sometime so i can see how good u actually r. the name is Presada

  • @boyboy140 Uh dont you know what machinima is dude ? he cant respond , go to his channel , and you propably suck at modern warfare 2 , I own all beathez with AA12 and a USP.

  • this is awsome !

  • Major props man, its hard to get a nuke in highrise