I kick little kittens, and shoot baby birds. I go up to minorities and say racist words. I say Fuck John Lennon, and forward the hate. I go to Chemotherapy and say Cancer is Great! A girl gets raped and I laugh in her face. I tell the crippled, that they are a disgrace. I go to rehab, and get really high. I go to children hospitals and say YOU WILL ALL DIE! In front of the homeless I throw away my meal. I walk into churches and say YOUR GOD'S NOT REAL! I'm an asshole, a real fuckin asshole
Well, only an asshole would plagarise material in the first place, let alone right in front of the Comedian who originally performed it. So I suppose it makes him an asshole, is that ''relevant'' enough for you?
If it's irrelevant then to you, then why did you even bother replying to my comment? Christ..
So saying "asshole" is ok but "piss" isn't? Now it sounds like he uses public toilets and shits on the seat. Is that what the censors prefer listeners to hear?
And where is the line drawn at bodily fluids? Is snot also censored? Why/Why not?
This censoring thing is so bizarre to me. I mean, people can sing about fucking however much they want on the radio, just as long as they don't use the word "fuck". Then it's suddenly offensive. "Oh no, they're singing about fucking, not "making love"!"
You know who is a fucking asshole? snobby soccer mom bitches, gullable rednecks, the media, and usually half of all resturant patrons.... fuck you all, you stupid dicks.
One time I went into a public bathroom and someone had shitted all over the wall. Public bathrooms are fucking gross. I would never sit on those toilet seats.
Sun oif a Bitch...I Broke my Sub-Cockle region laughing at this song. Haven't heard it in a long time ! Thanks Dennis You Asshole...now i gotta go get a new sub-Cockle !
"I like football, porno, and books about war." One of my favorite quotes. I use this on my resumey when applying for jobs. I wonder why I'm unemployeed.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CHILDREN!!!! anus - butt arse - butt arsehole - butt ass - butt ass-hat - idiot ass-jabber - homosexual ass-pirate - homosexual assbag - idiot assbandit - homosexual assbanger - homosexual assbite - idiot assclown - butt asscock - idiot THESE ARE ALL ALTERNATIVE WORDS (to the left) WHICH YOU CAN USE INSTEAD OF THE NORMAL, LAME ONES (to the right) I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO USE THEM, AND BLAME VEVO.
jajajaja esta cancion es lo maximo me encanto, asi son los americanos? que risa parece que asi son todos desgraciadamente son muy ignorantes no saben nada de otras culturas esos gringos.
The video was very funny, he said a big true about the americans Lol
wait why is piss bleeped out when he says piss on the seat but at the end he says piss like 5 times and itss not bleeped out? and when does damn need to be bleeped?
Whos listening to this in 2012 :D
PurpleBlockMinecraft 1 week ago
I like this song. It's just about the only thing Denis Leary didn't copy from Bill Hicks.
kasperhauseredux 1 month ago
@kasperhauseredux that and his movies, his 2 tv shows and most of his stand up
ThePokeyPictures 2 weeks ago
@ThePokeyPictures You're right, of course. All Hicks had to do was have the good sense to die young, and Leary stopped ripping him off.
kasperhauseredux 2 weeks ago
He is an asshole to put his song through vevo with their fucking ads.
Tenoke 1 month ago
why would anyone listen to this version..
Lortenerfrisk 2 months ago
nearly the whole has asshole that damn word
elisha2807 3 months ago
What the f... is this censored s...? The people at VEVO are definitely a holes. It's not the nasty words what makes this great song rude... lames!
Gollam99 4 months ago
The one is uncensored version write asshole in youtube and u should see uncensored
TheThorCast 5 months ago
He should have been Cadadian. We want him.
Devoo55 5 months ago
@Devoo55
no way.................... Danish
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55 people are making handicapped faces
DarkShadowAlec 5 months ago
Goddam, I think that wacko with the 4 star helmet, and crooked teeth, is Sadaam Hussein.
iowabuda 5 months ago
YOUR AN ASSHOLE !!!!! AN WE GOT THE BOMB !!!
halfaday1 6 months ago
WOH WOH WOH!!!! Saying Pissed Off is okay... BUT SAYING PISS ISN'T?!?!?!
1:51 Piss (which is bleeped)
3:41 Pissed Off (which is not)
Okay...
SirKoto51 6 months ago 4
Ah Classic!
VenomCortez 6 months ago
not awesome man
MrSdnet 6 months ago
not awesome
MrSdnet 6 months ago
Two words, Nuclear " FUCKIN' " Weapons, O.K.
WooTheStar 7 months ago
disliked version due to censorship lol
cloudstrifeff7xx 7 months ago
I FUCKING HATE VEVO!!!! i like the song though
LordAzanko 7 months ago
Starting at 3:41, they stopped censoring "piss"
clubpenguin235 7 months ago
3:30 is from spongebob too :o
clubpenguin235 7 months ago
Asshole isnt a curse word, but piss is a curse word?
clubpenguin235 7 months ago
Why isn't this Mr. Anderson's theme song in TNA?
Nate102986 8 months ago
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I kick little kittens, and shoot baby birds. I go up to minorities and say racist words. I say Fuck John Lennon, and forward the hate. I go to Chemotherapy and say Cancer is Great! A girl gets raped and I laugh in her face. I tell the crippled, that they are a disgrace. I go to rehab, and get really high. I go to children hospitals and say YOU WILL ALL DIE! In front of the homeless I throw away my meal. I walk into churches and say YOUR GOD'S NOT REAL! I'm an asshole, a real fuckin asshole
TheKipKadillac 8 months ago
Janet jackson 35th hit is nothing hahahahahahaah
DANO8823 8 months ago
I'm an ass hole, but you don't hear me sing about it.
MrThodgin 8 months ago
@MrThodgin
Hey, it's a good song and it's funny, so don't whine about it.
realcodeman11 8 months ago
@MrThodgin good
TheKipKadillac 8 months ago
Nissan sucks dick!
Charlie12241 8 months ago
3 cheers for plagiarism! Leary you thieving little cunt.
May the true Comedian you stole this from (Louie CK) live forever!
BelfastAtheist 8 months ago
@BelfastAtheist, Hmmm... I wonder if the subject of the song has any relevance on how much he actually cares.
I know it's relevant to me as I don't give a shit if he stole it.
ShaolinSKunk 8 months ago
@ShaolinSKunk
Well, only an asshole would plagarise material in the first place, let alone right in front of the Comedian who originally performed it. So I suppose it makes him an asshole, is that ''relevant'' enough for you?
If it's irrelevant then to you, then why did you even bother replying to my comment? Christ..
BelfastAtheist 8 months ago
you can say "asshole", but not "god"? Goddammit...
MasterPeanut94 9 months ago
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1trueNRG 9 months ago
I like football and Porno and books about war...I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor!
TrishaDishaWarEagle 9 months ago
@TrishaDishaWarEagle you asshole
CKproduktions 9 months ago
vevo: what a asshole suck a asshole what huge fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
kingknowles2112 10 months ago
notice the kid saying "what an asshole" at the end.
murphy54000 10 months ago
fail bleep. they censor "god" fail.
WHY THE HELL ARE THERE CENSORS ON HERE ANYWAY?! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE!
murphy54000 10 months ago 2
IM AN ASSHOLE
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gotsk81ca1 10 months ago
fuck off vevo and take your adds with ye.
ShanesAutos 10 months ago
@ShanesAutos ad blocker for chrome and firefox....
ancientsea1 9 months ago
are the people in charge of censorship also in charge of primary schools?
legodragster 10 months ago
Where the shit is the fucking swearing?
orca911 11 months ago
Wait.
You can say "asshole", but you can't say "piss"?
All right.
SackMaDack 11 months ago 81
@SackMaDack Exactly.
Bowlingdan 11 months ago
Piss is one of Carlin's 7 dirty words, ass is not @SackMaDack
neoYTPism 10 months ago
@SackMaDack On TV you can say "ass" but--or should I say "butt"?-- not "asshole."
Imsocoolman5 8 months ago
"Piss," according to Carlin, is one of the "7 Words You Cannot Say On Television." The same cannot be said for the word "asshole." @SackMaDack
neoYTPism 8 months ago 2
@SackMaDack I didnt know "god" was a curse word too.
clubpenguin235 7 months ago
@SackMaDack lmao i totally agree
thebestuevermet 5 months ago
@SackMaDack SHUT UP. AMERICA MAKES SENSE... LOL no it doesn't.
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@SackMaDack Or God... It said "there ain't a BLEEP damn thing" I was like WTF?!!
ItsTheChief117 3 months ago
@SackMaDack you can't say "piss" but you CAN say "pissed"? (3:40)
GneshGnesh2837 3 months ago
@SackMaDack we can't say "damn" either lol
xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum 2 months ago
@SackMaDack That children, is what we call compromise.
TheReasonsWhy24432 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@SackMaDack Maybe he meant Shit...
superkid325 1 week ago
a censor on a song .,|,. you vevo
crud41 11 months ago
GOD DAMN FUCK, there you go, wasn't that hard VEVO.
globalchaos1984 1 year ago
theres an uncensored version of this song on youtube... idiots
awesomeneiss 1 year ago
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joricXYZ 1 year ago
dislike cause of the censor
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morley1560 1 year ago
one of the greatest songs ever from my childhood memory
kooladeorskittles 1 year ago
I remember when Louis CK did this.
juicehea 1 year ago
What king of a Fucktard censured this song?
kyr0v 1 year ago 3
┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ fuck u vevo
SPREAD THE WORD!!
motorxrules1 1 year ago
i love how they bleeped god but not d*** at 3:17
bryan140140 1 year ago
I typed in asshole cuz i was fucken bored wtf!!
geerrooo 1 year ago
Maybe VEVO IS an asshole, but... why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal!
ooponsecondthought 1 year ago 4
@ooponsecondthought Sounds like someone has a hard on for Vevo! lol
Charlie12241 8 months ago
i didn't know Vevo had a song
mani1639 1 year ago 86
@mani1639 They do now
JATO457 10 months ago
43 people are assholes.
evilcatmayn 1 year ago 2
ass ass ass ass whats wrong with it? its only a word
motorxrules1 1 year ago
Is that Peggy Bondy?
letsfuku 1 year ago
You know what I like about this song? its fun to listen to and has a good meaning. :)
sw1mg33k 1 year ago
i dont want 2 b a retard so who is George Carlin
SuperShadowMew 1 year ago
@SuperShadowMew He was a comedian.
sw1mg33k 1 year ago 2
i too am an asshole, unite!
mysticdog21 1 year ago
Bleeped out "piss" on a song called "Asshole". That's just good stuff right there.
Borderline769 1 year ago
@Borderline769 George Carlin seven dirty words......
mistamajor 1 year ago
@Borderline769 George Carlin seven dirty words......thatz why you cant say piss
mistamajor 1 year ago
"I walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat." Priceless.
TheNewDanger786 1 year ago
So saying "asshole" is ok but "piss" isn't? Now it sounds like he uses public toilets and shits on the seat. Is that what the censors prefer listeners to hear?
And where is the line drawn at bodily fluids? Is snot also censored? Why/Why not?
This censoring thing is so bizarre to me. I mean, people can sing about fucking however much they want on the radio, just as long as they don't use the word "fuck". Then it's suddenly offensive. "Oh no, they're singing about fucking, not "making love"!"
Siresly 1 year ago
There should be a cartoon version with Master Shake, Cartman, and Peter Griffin...and Jerry Mouse can join them too.
Yourmomisnthere 1 year ago
You know who is a fucking asshole? snobby soccer mom bitches, gullable rednecks, the media, and usually half of all resturant patrons.... fuck you all, you stupid dicks.
yadudeya 1 year ago 3
DAMN ITS THE SOLDIER FROM TF2!!!!
Daxteris 1 year ago
One time I went into a public bathroom and someone had shitted all over the wall. Public bathrooms are fucking gross. I would never sit on those toilet seats.
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kaminivijivira 1 year ago
this is fucking great. lmfao
tillamookice 1 year ago
i'm an asshole
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sadarekaanjali 1 year ago
my song.
LutMejiaJ 1 year ago
One of the greatest songs of all time. lmfao
MrEternalwrath 1 year ago
This is so funny, cause it reminds me of myself ;P
zartranFTW 1 year ago
42 people are making handicapped faces
SkillOfTheKill 1 year ago
4:30 he walks like he's steve urkel-looks like he's constapated
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UltimateReviews1 1 year ago
love it!!!! My ex is also an a-hole!
mariskarin 1 year ago
@orkneymist i prefer "you cheeky dickless bastard!"
LoniganTheDragon 1 year ago
the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. :)
LoniganTheDragon 1 year ago
hah! It's one of those handicapped people that make handicapped faces!!! ARSEHOLE!!
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FACT: DENIS LEARY STOLE A MAJORITY OF HIS MATERIAL FROM BILL HICKS.
ExposingBS 1 year ago
@orkneymist If you're rude or inconsiderate, you ARE an asshole. So, we'll use it as we see fit. k?
n6girl 1 year ago
To be fair he does look like an asshole.
ivansofun 1 year ago
i dint know that goddam is a word that needs to be censore.
vernardothunk 1 year ago
lol "two words: nuclear f*ckin weapons"
MrSunshine124 1 year ago
censorship sucks
MrClaybastard 1 year ago
@orkneymist Ah, don't be such an asshole about it, mate.
EvilCleric 1 year ago
check denis' new book trailer. absolutely hilarious.
MsRazzberry20101 1 year ago
Thank you Vevo...for censoring those swear words you've made be a better person...cunts
rightenough 1 year ago
Im sure they censor dennis leary's words when they dont censor all the thing jb says!
jeremyrox22 1 year ago
He obviously says fuck?
jacksoncosh 1 year ago
the smoke keeps coming :)
tomazakike 1 year ago
Sun oif a Bitch...I Broke my Sub-Cockle region laughing at this song. Haven't heard it in a long time ! Thanks Dennis You Asshole...now i gotta go get a new sub-Cockle !
DriverDan24 1 year ago
VEVO YOU CAN DRINK OUR PISS!!!!!!
AlexPowerMetalhead 1 year ago
What in God's name does a handicapped face look like?
boomshot123456789 1 year ago
"I like football, porno, and books about war." One of my favorite quotes. I use this on my resumey when applying for jobs. I wonder why I'm unemployeed.
jluke0412 1 year ago 2
uh u cant say piss anymore.. ?
pivoJk 1 year ago
I'm think I'm an @sshole too. I feel it in the cockle area.
bugzca12 1 year ago
@bugzca12 i think we all get the feeling once ina while (but i get it all the time =p)
rsown3g 1 year ago
omg denis leary is the man lol
MGP19911 1 year ago
vevo is an asshole
hadesjr17 1 year ago 2
vevo are assholes...and they are proud.
UNDERRATEDMCS 1 year ago
What exactly does a handicapped face look like?
NikolaiCarpathia 1 year ago
m0nsen93 1 year ago
fuck fuck fuck yeah im not censored
saunjuan2 1 year ago
Thief.
spaceoreo 1 year ago
u call this censored? MY ASS
r29920831 1 year ago
@r29920831 more like my asshole
alpacino50kg 1 year ago
Love Denis as Di ago from IceAge LOL
novalee66 1 year ago
asshole
ahobogunner 1 year ago
lol censure PISS, but don't censored ASSHOLE xD
aIWCzSk 1 year ago 2
Classic!
diceros69 1 year ago
iman esshol!
hotsyver 1 year ago
OMG ! ChrisCocker !
TheNakedasshole 1 year ago
i love this song, would you be against it if I made an aussie version?
TFBDionysus 1 year ago
jajajaja esta cancion es lo maximo me encanto, asi son los americanos? que risa parece que asi son todos desgraciadamente son muy ignorantes no saben nada de otras culturas esos gringos.
The video was very funny, he said a big true about the americans Lol
trinitylove066 1 year ago
You can say you're PISSed off, but you can't say you're taking a PISS.
God bless the FCC...... nah I hope they die in a car fire.
antipryzm 1 year ago
A-SS-HO-LE
patriots43v3r 1 year ago
bomb burst
pulse091 1 year ago
Hey VEVO, you are an asshole.
doomyourpants 1 year ago 71
@doomyourpants vevo is an asshole
chaz1a 1 year ago 2
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
tcdk 1 year ago
cooooooooooolllllll
amandafebo 1 year ago
wait why is piss bleeped out when he says piss on the seat but at the end he says piss like 5 times and itss not bleeped out? and when does damn need to be bleeped?
PaladinZebra 1 year ago 2
hahah thats not true but funny lol hahaha
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out your ass?
rrtoml15 1 year ago
wtf why can he say asshole and not get censored but piss gets bleeped lol
blender2325 1 year ago
I'm handicapped and very offended. Reported.
Recordingfreak 1 year ago
@Recordingfreak dude chill its just a song
runescapeindahouse 1 year ago
@Recordingfreak Denis Leary offends everybody.....dont worry......
crazychris1123 1 year ago
I think VEVO can relate to this song
killrog84 1 year ago 40
This guy is smarter then the handicapped Stephen Hawking
lummybummy11 1 year ago
Wow I can't watch this video because right next to it is a picture of a faggot named Justin Bieber.... Sweet fucking layout Vevo you gay homos
PasseCominToYou 1 year ago
Shouldn't they censor the NAME too? XD
linkjtd5 1 year ago
I JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOVE THIS SONGGGGGGGGGGGG !
dipenrique 1 year ago
it makes sense to censor piss nd not asshole
GirRlues022495 1 year ago
vevo is fucking mentaly retarded
Thunderbird457 1 year ago
32 bieber fans
RadiantTheLight 1 year ago
looks like assholes gonna swamp their cadillacs to the scooters or used chinese bicycles now :-D
MrCalafior 1 year ago
it's censored. so i'm here to say... FUCK VEVO!
1337epsilon 1 year ago
stupid vevo ruined it.
hentaisexfreak4life 1 year ago
@hentaisexfreak4life WHY?
1337epsilon 1 year ago
@1337epsilon because its censored.duh.
hentaisexfreak4life 1 year ago
@ LYRIXSCENTRAL: He is the guy from Rescue Me.....
luvsZakkWylde1 1 year ago
vevo's an asshole.
thegokilives 1 year ago
he looks like the guy from rescue me O.o
LYRIXSCENTRAL 1 year ago
R.I.P. Mearl
mundanejane550 1 year ago
┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ thats what i think of vevo
alpacino50kg 1 year ago 2
@alpacino50kg thats just awsome!!!!
bobert767 1 year ago
i love how they censor the word piss but not the word ass...
hardrock41442 1 year ago