Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

[motoxchamp44]

Shut the fuck up you fucks heads EVERYONE Sneezes You are fucking hates because you are poor son of a a bitches SHUT THE FUCK Up when he dies he is gonna Fucking haunt you IT WAS A ACCIDENT SHUT UP FUCKING RETARDED BITCHES

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@motoxchamp44 Oh, you trolls....

You get me every time.

By the way, sneezing is a hangable offense, but only for Joe Biden.

I never sneeze. Because I am a real American.

[frigs123]

Fox in a nutshell.

[GotPurp90]

Lets hang him lmao

[GerbilEssences]

"Hurry before we come to our senses!"

[Wasabifold]

HE CAN SNEEZE ON HIS OWN TIME, NOT WHEN HE'S REPRESENTING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Such power and conviction in that statement. Just what you expect from the panelists on the number news network.

[vaildog1]

my favorite part of these is what clifford banes is doing

[mreaganismyhero]

Is it true that if anything happens to obama that the Secret Service is under strict orders to shoot biden?

[mreaganismyhero]

My friends told me that if I voted for McCain that an idiot would be next in line and it turns out he's right.

[Jawzdevos]

LMFAO  LEETS HANG HIM!!! , my favourite character<3

[mage569253]

i love how im the 100,000th visitor to a vid with 177,000 views

[BadVoodo0]

ending was epic!

[holyfrost2]

LET'S HANG HIM!

[ChurchBoyyDonnie]

sneezing really???

[alucard33333]

"Biden is a court jester. He's there to be laughed at."

OMG HILARIOUS!

[ericstrattendgtmy]

Dispite the fact Obama is a treasure trove of material all so called comedy outlets focus on Biden, Palin and wore out W jokes because the cowards are afraid of being called racists.

[justaguy12345]

@ericstrattendgtmy yep, that explains why one of the related videos on the very side of this video is the Onion panning Obama with "Obama to Enter Diplomatic Talks with Raging Wildfire". Or maybe you should look up the Onion skit where Obama's teleprompter failed at a family dinner. Believe me, the Onion caves to no one.

[ericstrattendgtmy]

@justaguy12345 Oh please. Bread crums in a bakery filled with opportunities.

[politburo]

@ericstrattendgtmy - they make fun of Obama all the time you retard. Go through their website.

[ericstrattendgtmy]

@politburo Again, oh please!!! 28 videos and 2 months ago. Plus it's first main link other channels is to the top globalist propaganda paper in the U.S. N.Y. Times. Wake up slaves!

[The222watcher]

What is this? HAHAHHAHAHAH

[itsmehunter92]

this shit is hella funny but i just saw a deeper meaning in it :( i think ive been learning this whole time and didn't even realize it. i just lost a little respect for the onion because i though this legitimate satirical comedy trying to show the flaws of politicians and news corespondents alike was mindless monkey shit being thrown and i just laughing at it.

[punkinandbatso]

@itsmehunter92 it's not really making fun of politicians, it's 'fake' making fun of them. The only thing the Onion really makes fun of is Fox news, and they completely deserve it.

[Impulse725]

@punkinandbatso Fox news is certainly the most egregious example, but the Onions mockery extends to all televised news.

[eelnomtih]

Now! Before we come to our senses!

[FreakyKing2]

God i love Onion

[chinesedevildog]

This is so fucking stupid!!!



[buttfreckle]

"blink. blink. blink." hahahahaha

[gooTubeSux]

"Sneezing Joe visits troops"  lmfao

[farneyblakeley]

wow, I thought it was real until the guy pulled out a pitchfork, you just don't see pitchforks on television sets anymore

[Looserkid13]

@farneyblakeley no not anymore

[TheJawsusNSexmanShow]

I love the black lady

[mnajar8a]

is this for real? really? you CAN expect whether you are going to sneeze?

[ILegendModz]

WTF just happened here ?!!!!!!

[AlicexMarilyn]

This is why the terrorists are winning.

[mammal46]

@AlicexMarilyn Amen! Yours is the only grown up comment here. This is just ridiculous, these are the people who put the muslim and his in-laws in the White House. They are so not funny it's embarassing!

[MrWalkthrough89]

"HALF-RETARTED ADULT BABY" LOL

[XFTW3]

this show is something you would only hear in a Grand Theft Auto game XD

[RedeemingTheUneven2]

Half-human, spit-spewing, gaffe machine.

[NerdyLiberal]

Glifford banks rules

[TheLeviathanZero]

@NerdyLiberal *Clifford Banes

[paultheuglydog]

They should have the president come on for an interview but don't tell him its a joke.

[Virtual510608]

Nobody can join The Onion unless you have had years of experience in the major news networks...like Bobbie Battista...News without Mercy! WTG!

[nicholasryanlutsko]

EARTH TO BIDEN: LIFE IS NOT A BLINKING CONTEST

[dyvorak]

A half retarded adult baby haha.

[19NaVi72]

They were right about one thing...Biden exists to be laughed at.

[PhantomLyric]

ROFLMAO! This show is hilarious from beginning to end. "Since 1896" roflmao... really??

[PatricioMarino]

this is real, i bet all my pokeballs in this

[benkenser]

@PatricioMarino

This is real. They will so air this in Fox News. This is what they do

[30Ciaran]

Will people please stop calling The Onion News Network fake. These guys show true grit and determination along with a lifetime's dedication to bring YOU THE REAL NEWS.

On Youtube

[creemoweet]

@30Ciaran That's what I'm talking about!

[lilybuddah92]

I love the comments from the people who think this is real :) Makes me giggle almost as much as the video does

[Vampirebloodthirst]

I love this video.

[evanWith7]

I think this is one of my favorites from the onion in a long time!

I love the footage of the sneeze, they show Obama look to the left, show the sneeze, then Obama looks to the right with a long pause that could look like contempt. Fucking perfect!

[Sephirosu6]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. HE SNEEZED. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS. HE SNEEZED PEOPLE SNEEZE.

[evanWith7]

@Sephirosu6

it's fake news. have a laugh.

[dante4live]

@evanWith7 Have a laugh? Telling him to HAVE A LAUGH??? NO, LET'S BURN HIM! BURN HIM ALIVE!

[pjoernebror]

@Sephirosu6 dude,, its a joke.. like all the vids onion makes..

[MultiChrisjb]

@pjoernebror What! It's real man. All of the onion reports are real. Shame on you.

[Arogers2013]

look at that blink blink blink.

[ryviuz]

Disclaimer: The Onion is a satirical site

some Tea baggers in FOX news just didn't get it

[YusufAlaseeri]

Is it just me or do they get crazier each video?

[HplusG]

Michael Koe is freakin' hot...

[dingofive]

Earth to Biden: Life is not a blinking contest!

[scapegoat999]

These guys are almost as good as the trolls lurking within the interwebs.

[Qwerty0791]

@scapegoat999 Almost? They -invented- it. Well, them, and Tom Green.

[WillShakespeare2007]

Sneezing is a clear indication that he represents the New World Order and was sending a message to his Zionist friends that control the world through.....see I am getting the hang of how Americans comment on YouTube!

[EuchridEucrow1]

"The editorial page of the WALL STREET JOURNAL which is devoted entirely today to the sneezing incident..."

[DoNotFuckingReply]

That's high treason!

[1776Bubo]

Statesman Ron Paul is one of the few leading men in the Nation who can lead the U.S. on the Wise & Prudent Path to American Strength.

[zellmer]

Seeing the republican attack ads constantly, this really is their attitude to ridiculous levels...

[decrepitchild]

@zellmer what does your comment have to do with the video. Not once can I not see an anti-republican message on youtube.

[SicSolution]

wow I cant believe people think the onion is real -___- anyways it looked more like a cough than a sneeze haha

[organichik]

Is this for real? or a joke? I say pull the plug on their power, if solar shut the window.

[JJAB91]

@organichik ...of course its a joke

[organichik]

@JJAB91 Thank you! I never watch this. lol ^_^

[TheOwl1776]

Statesman Ron Paul is one of the few leading men in the Nation who can lead the U.S. on the Wise & Prudent Path to American Strength. 

[Wraythhmark]

@TheOwl1776 MUAD'DIB

[TheOwl1776]

@Wraythhmark Paul Atreides???

[csbob2004]

HE"S MAKING US LOOK WEAK!!!!!!

[tafxkz]

let's hang him

[palmostositive]

hey, earth to biden! life is not a blinking contest!

[democratforlife92]

Pitchforks and the rope let's hang him lol

[DagothUrWelcomesYou]

Wow. Was I just watching Fox News? I really can't tell..

[paransan]

the onion continues to cover for the Obama regime the only way they know how. Oh, how funny. Let's make a joke of the people who are making illegal war in Pakistan, and instituting assasination of U.S. citizens by Presidential order. Great work from the left. idiots.

[lossingftw]

@paransan

are you retarded? I'm not insulting you, Im just trying to make sense of the down syndrome filled message that is your post.

[whatthefuckisnttaken]

@lossingftw moo

[whatthefuckisnttaken]

@whatthefuckisnttaken nigger

[whatthefuckisnttaken]

@whatthefuckisnttaken stfu

[philippu00]

l dont get how they can keep a straight face while doing these!!

[baa1234]

blink. blink. blink.

[caretaker50]

Probably tryin to "Jump Start" a brain cell again. Obama must have picked him from a Ringling Bros. estate sale.

[rockandrock44]

"Life isn't a blinking contest!" *blinks twice*

[mvtdeassis]

Sneezing like that is a shame for our nation.

He should be executed.

[TR3Y4LI4E]

ahahah LOOK AT HIM

"Blink" "Blink" "Blink"

[OmegaLesPaul]

"Bush-era White House tapes reveal hours of snoring"

Somehow I don't think this is fake.

[bbphnix]

this is one of my favourite onion videos....

[rightyourwrong]

half retarded adult baby

[pdlbean]

"hurry! Before we come to our senses!"

[DynamicScherzo]

*sniggers*

[baigandine]

Don't sneeze, it will embolden the enemy!

[talg111]

Blinking contest*

[talg111]

Blink blink blink, earth to Biden! Life is not a sneezing contest!

[rockerhead247]

That sneeze was a big fucking deal.

[Themostpower]

@rockerhead247 hahahaha

[thegreatbrettano]

"It's our fault for voting Obama into office along side a half retarded adult baby"

This made me shit myself and LOL at the same time ... priceless

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

He can sneeze on his own time!

[jshooper]

fox news...lol

[RedHilariousComments]

Duncan is my favorite panelist!

[trianglepoints]

biden is just a clown and yes he's an idiot..really ..funny..saw oboma look down..wonder if he knows who it picked...really a joke...oboma's whole group are a big joke...do they know what we the AMERICAN..PEOPLE..think of them...HA HAHAHAHA

[CousinKill]

I love Nancy!!!!

[marsqueezy]

I havent laughed so hard in so long!

[bobafooz]

And tie his shoes in the middle of the goddamn hallway!

[Feaisian]

"Blink, blink, blink"

[default013]

I don't know WHAT they're talking about. Biden is the best court jester the White House has ever had!

[bashir444]

"lets hang him!" "...before we come to our senses!"

[thewerecactus]

Nancy is my hero. I'd take a bullet for that woman.

[ThePsychoReturns]

Well, that got ugly fast.

[NE0NBL00D]

He could get a Big Mouth Billy Bass to do a better job. What a tongue twister! Kudos Nancy Fichandler!!!

[Branchalite]

This is my favorite Onion video so far.

[AshyenMagnerus]

HURRY, BEFORE WE COME TO OUR SENSES!

[Xendinthian]

This is a big fuckin' deal!

[lifesabuzz]

You do know that this is a parody, right?

[toastednoodles]

hilarious

this is so intense

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Hey cussing sin of a bitch. Nobody looks up to this court jester. Also fuck you! Ever heard of the First Anendment no cussing kid? Profanitycan't be legislated dumbass. My morals don't come from courts and government.

[Ghboy2]

''Lets hang him!''

''Hurry before we come to our senses!!!''

*Everyone picking up weapons*

[mflynn2009]

Looks like FOX news

[035jdj]

line...stand in line

[035jdj]

Biden stand in like at the 'obamacare clinic' for obama care...it will be a long wait however.

[035jdj]

He is spreading DUMBOCRAT GERMS!!

[Fabiosalazaro]

Hey i think your vicepresident is kind of cool... is like the crazy uncle... i like him... so does my mom...

[Tamakath]

Die sneezing Biden, DIE!!!!! xD

[666789443]

I can't find a video anywhere of the actual sneeze! Does anyone know where to find one?

[pedritus2007]

Well, now that he's whispered the F-word to Obama, I wonder what the comediants are going to do ?

[bakaboy2000]

:37 made me spit apple bits all over my monitor!

[fuzzylogic218]

I want to make shirt that says I love Nancy Fichandler! She is awesome.

[ginger0215]

NANCY FICHANDLER FTW!!! (the black lady on the panel)

[thedrizzle09]

"half-retarded muffin baby"

[mbenall3]

haha i thought it was real until they pulled out the pitchfork and bats....haaa

[geradical]

"Hey Earth to Biden, life is not a blinking contest!!"

[slytherinsheirx]

If he had an unplanned sneeze and this happened, what would have happened if he had a seriously unscheduled, violent farting attack?

[neongirl93]

epic win

[entheogenic123]

LETS HANG HIM !!! xD

[TomatoeAssassin]

Love it! A perfect parady of politics today.

[sirmattu777]

ahh I love Biden

[Mr795137]

false and misleading but still good

[TheOriginalZyuZyu]

LOL

[bobbob0213]

LMAO..i watched this like 5 times..and it fcks me up every time xDD Good Job Onion! XD

[chuck7790]

"look at him! blink, blink, blink!"

LMAO

[BloodyHearts7]

haha lol that was really funny

[Gumbo550]

rofl poor biden

[mrbriscoe2001]

..".Before We Come to our Senses"...

[mallyvarGH]

so great how its making fun of how pundits will use ANYTHING to critize someone they don't like XD made me laugh so hard

[Rallscrawls]

LET'S HANG HIM!

this is really funny

[Sonicblade128]

As an American citizen, I am also outraged by this sneeze. Why, I haven't felt this put-off ever since the awful, awful act that Bill Clinton did that nearly got him impeached! (I mean, really, wearing THAT tie with THAT blazer during his January 1998 speech? Oh, my fucking god, I wanted to cry...)

[mallyvarGH]

@sonicblade128:

your comment is one of the most epic win things i have ever read

[amnlane]

@Sonicblade128 um he got impeached!!!

[Grinkie]

"you cannot sneeze like that, the world is watching." that lady is the best! everything she says makes me laugh.

[FinalHeresy]

hurry before we come to our sences! lol classic

[kate5134]

TheOnion cracks me up!! lol! A debate about sneezing...funny stuff!!

[faultystarz]

its a sneeze..not like he sat there picking his nose on camera,shit happens hes human

[ziplock1234321]

@faultystarz THE ONION IS A FAKE NEWS NETWORK!!! ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!

[Rallscrawls]

...........................

[crazyassailant]

I don't know what's best about The Onion's YT channel: the awesome videos, or the comments from mouth-breathers convinced that it's real.

[Oliphantes]

onion is the shit. always.

[tertommy]

I remember when all the news talked about was Biden's sneeze.

[TheWorldofAsians]

im not a democrat. But i like obama better than biden. I dont agree with obama, but biden is just fucking stupid. *lol but not the sneeze XD* (and i know this is fake)

[okeistm]

oh is this fox news channel tipical

[thedrizzle09]

tipical?

[penitent2401]

it's not fox, it's onion

[postmanjoesfriend]

it's the onion, it's fake news :P

[andrewkenworthy]

this is cool, it really takes the piss out of fox news , bull o reilly and glenn beck , funny stuff

[cocoasit3]

I really wanna see this Clifford Banes sometime. WHO THE HELL IS HE AND WHY IS HE CONSTANTLY SKIPPING OUT ON HIS WORK? I mean, who many personal days can one guy take at The Onion?

[kissfan7]

It's official. I am in love with the woman who plays Nancy Fichandler.

[DanFrederiksen]

hehe. fox news should run the onion just as cnn runs the daily show. it would blend in nicely with the platform

[simonjeste]

omG 2:10 to the end shocked the hell outta me... all that anger, all that rage, get over it Onion players, BUSH IS GONE!

;)

[gutt45678]

HAHAHA god thats some funny shit!