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  • This is AWESOME

  • To the 9 dislikers: What are you, a FAAAAAAAAAG?!?!

  • Thumbs up if the only reason you watch controversial videos on YouTube is to read the banter between people in the comments.

  • 'I thought it, then I said it, I'm AWESOME!' Bill Burr...a legend in the making

  • 2:58 - 3:28 LOLLLLLLLLLLL

  • BRING ANOTHER ONE OVER WHOLE""""""""""""

    LOL

  • You recorded this from your XBox 360? 5:53

  • Wonderful, a Bill Bur vid without the FUCKING beeps.

  • Classic.

  • Lmfao! Totally the truth. Glad I got out of that circle of douchebags. 

  • Oprah isnt even a mother.....how the fuck would she know! XD tooo funny

  • Never heard of this guy, thxs very funny

  • ...no one corrects them because they want to FUCK EM! hahah fucking gold!

  • Ahaha, this guy is fuckin hilarious. A lot of great ass points xD

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  • Goddamn I love this guy.

  • And yea you basically said that to the Raymond guy

  • @freeshyne 1234 im pretty sure your an extremely leftwing loon who hates this country...guess what its not a perfect country but if you think there is a better place to live I urge you get out of here you clearly hate this country so leave you lunatic...btw what is wrong with you saying if our troops go to another country they deserve to get shot at...they carry out their orders...your ignorance is amazing

  • @420x24x7 the problem is with the criminal evil fucks giving the orders

  • LMAO...can't tipe...lol!

  • I wonder who AlonePiair is...

  • He's not that smart of a dude but he makes some damn important fucking points here...

  • 5:53

    everyone add AlonePiair to their friends list on xbox live.

  • sorry they fired the mayo guy?! too fun e

  • I have two tabs up, this and facebook; when I heard the xbox sound I was on face book, and say "What the hell, whose playing xbox"

  • the way he talks and yells make me laugh my ass off, hilarious man

  • 5 people have bananas in their pancakes and use umbrella when it's raining.

  • I love how in the title there's a '*' in the title but it doesn't replace a letter. Like the word "fag" is still completely there lol.

  • bill burr is such an underrated comedian. why do people like dane cook and demetri martin get recognition and bill is kinda swept under the rug? he became my hero after i saw the incident where he tore apart trenton and philly

  • i thought bill burr got an achievement when it heard the xbox notification lol

  • haha "why don't you "UHH", fuckin go over there"

  • Well, thers 4 fags that left their mark here. . .

  • @VaRogue Make that 5 Assrammers

  • it's only a hard job when the husband they are married to is a complete dumbass who is more dependent on his wife than their own kids are. We've all seen these families where we stare at them blankly and ask ourselves 'why doesn't she just divorce his fat ass? technically it would be easier for her to be a single mom'

    I don't see being a mother as a job, it's a duty. A 'job' comes with pay, benefits and you get to retire around age 65; being a mother (and father!!) is a lifetime commitment.

  • I have AlonePiair as a friend too!!

  • Bill Burr..............for President!

  • CRUSHING

  • leader i had a problem with face to face in boxing gloves I would not need soldiers like puppets to do my bidding for me..just silliness.

  • @DaKuteCate Bill Burr never said being a mother isn't difficult, he's just implying it's not the MOST difficult. Their are mothers who aren't in a bad financial situation, who weren't abandoned by their parents and/or husband (my condolences by the way), who have it so much easier. Does that mean their any less a mother? Also, being a "leader" for isn't just starting wars, take what you do, now add 311 million people, surely that's more difficult than being a mother.

  • you are to be guardians of the country your original purpose if people fuck with you, you fuck with them back, not go into a country with no supposed intelligence of where your target is and stay there for a decade and forget why you are there you senile drones you. I thank you for your services when people fuck with us I would not have the balls to do what you do,I just hate when people criticize another's job with no knowledge of what it entails. also if I was in charge I would face the

  • keep the kids out of trouble, give the kids enough attention and discipline, keep the nosey neighbors out of your business wondering when they will call child services for disciplining your children,keep food on the table and etc. all while trying to find time not to go insane, yea it's hard. it's also hard dodging rpg's and hiding in holes hoping you wont get shot and die but guess what if it was not for the war machine and going into countries where they have no business we would not need you.

  • if your going to whine and complain about how your parents did such a bad job dont you fucking dare say it isn't hard cause apparently it's hard not to raise snot nose pukes who couldn't give a fuck. It is hard to instill teachings of empathy and how to be a proper human being. it's hard being a single mom who has no help who her family abandoned and in this economy has to hold down 2 jobs and look after her toddlers that her husband left her with, send them to school, keep the house clean

  • how about being responsible for raising a child that becomes an adult and your teachings are the structure for how that person turns out if you dont do it right and abuse the child because you are stressed out and dont have help and dont know what to do you are going to raise someone who doesn't know any different and continues the cycle and soon we have what we have now.a need for soldiers because mommy didn't give enough hugs and kisses.

  • Sure, being a mom is important, but it isn't the most difficult job in the world. Those high stress jobs that people would literally rather jump out of a skyscraper then do are hard, or road work.

  • Bein a soldier is hard their the ones that protect everyone so that people like women can claim they got it rough.

  • Does anyone know what standup this is from?

  • @Bartnik57 It's called Let It Go

  • Bill Burr, what are you a fag? Or just an angry republican? o.O *jeopardy music*

  • @Sakkiuh kill urself

  • @netskot It was a joke, but okay.

  • I used to be a fag, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @piggylord32 and you're still a fag

  • AlonePiair, what are you a fag.

  • @wyattohse, MonsterDll

    Hey shut up, FAGGOTS!!

  • does putting a * in the middle of the word FAG really make it less offensive?

  • @wyattohse1 That's what I was thinking.

    Also if you were searching this video you obviously wouldn't be offended because he says "fag" A LOT

  • @wyattohse1 since when is the word FAG offensive?

  • Yeah...Bill Bur's alright...but Bill BurR is better...lol jk

  • I'm a woman and I agree with everything Bill is saying. HILARIOUS. 

  • LOL

  • @noodlyblessing Feminism today is NOT about equality.

  • @raymondchandler73 They stopped working for equality about 30 years ago. now it's about payback.

  • @pdhudsonUSMC Payback for what?

  • @raymondchandler73 Payback for perceived injustices. Their too dumb to realize that the only reason feminism even exists is because men allow it to. They consider submissive synonymous with oppressive and demonize masculine expression, not realizing that hurting/competing with men is a zero sum game. Our genders have a symbiotic relationship, if our needs are not being met, then neither are theirs.

  • @Gonowo Spot on Gonowo! Symbiotic, not female entitlement. Who wants to marry a princess when she treats you like a peasant? More men need to call BS on these women and stop the misandry.

  • @noodlyblessing You're way off topic vis a vis this post. You're just looking for a place to spout misandric 3rd wave feminist talking points.

  • @noodlyblessing I was referring to the awkward last sentence in your first post.

    The point of my post is to show that Western Men are getting sick of the smug sense of entitlement among Western women. If Western women really want to make a difference, they can start by treating men better, and not bashing us at every turn in the home, the workplace, the media, the courts, and academia.

    Check out Why Marriage Eludes the Modern Woman posted by pinegrove33

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  • WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE BILL BURR :D

  • this guy is funny omg I love this guy

  • Alone Piar is online.....

    

  • "Opera's not even a mother, how the fuck would she know"

  • Awe to the some!

  • DA TRUTH

  • Kudos Bill Burr.

    My mother-in-law was lecturing me on how difficult my wife had it at home spending my money while I was getting shot at in Iraq.

  • @raymondchandler73 You fought in Iraq? WHAT A FAG!

  • @raymondchandler73 Kudos to you sir. Your mother-in-law is a fag!

  • @raymondchandler73 dude thats messed up...i'm glad you made it home safe, thank you for your service. God Bless

  • @TEARFROST Thanks. It means a lot to hear that. I appreciate it.

  • @raymondchandler73 Cool! You bring up "Getting shot at in Iraq" for what reason? for people to praise you? get over it. It's a job you signed up for.

  • @cky1088 I think he was mentioning it to show that his mother-in-law is a bitch. Why are you so quick to attack?

  • @colt62793 Because in this world, Even more so in this GREAT country we call America people are so blind to everything, People applauding soldiers when they come off planes and all this other shit. It's fucking stupid to praise men who kill innocent people. Not all are innocent but a majority is. But to my point, Soldiers by the thousands use their time in Iraq as a crutch to get their dick sucked.

  • @cky1088 They applaud because they got back alive. Just like some people do when the airplane just landed.

  • @raymondchandler73 I'm sorry to hear that

  • @raymondchandler73

    damn thats fucked up. these women jus dont appreciate us. did u at least shoot back bruh?!

  • @raymondchandler73 Are you kidding me? Your wife had to fight off the million of other guys trying to bang her and you're complaining about a bullet that could possibly end your life? shame on you. *SARCASM* Go Army!!

  • @raymondchandler73

    Maybe you won't get shot at in Iraq if you aren't in soomeone else's country shooting them

  • @freeshyne1234 That isn't exactly everyone's first choice in life...it's the only option a lot of folks have in this country to escape a life of destitution & mediocrity..speaking for myself, it was the only viable option *I* had.

  • @ShakaCthulu

    Well at least your not the RA-RA type.

    Life is hard for everyone. I apologize if I was overly harsh in my comment. I just tend to get irritated by Americans and their bullsh*t sometimes. 75 years of Assasinating popular leaders, organizing military coups, fund and support dictators throughout their worst atrocities, invade countries with propoganda and demonization ... and the pretending to be victims and heroes. It can get quite nausea inducing at times.

  • @freeshyne1234 Why does the whole world think that we as citizens had anything to do with those atrocities? I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't have a hand in, I was just born here I didn't ask to be an American.

  • @Gonzotab

    Thats true but my original comment wasn't addressed to citizenry in general, it was addressed to the soldier (who is obviously directly involved). As for the average citizen not being involved, it depends on which citizens you are talking about. Watch the republican debates and see them cheering war and death. You almost feel like your in the twilight zone

  • @Gonzotabb This was all happening before we were around, and it will continue after we are gone. It's rather selfish to say: "oh, yeah, these US atrocities are horrible, but nobody's going to end my life because of them."

  • @teag0odchapsqmark I never said that. I did not say that I would be against stopping the atrocities that are happening, or condemning past atrocities. I just get a little agitated when I am told to take responsibility for something that I neither committed or condoned. I, for example, do not hold the citizens of Iraq responsible for the atrocities that Saddam and the Ba'ath Party committed.

  • @raymondchandler73 FIRST n MOST IMPORTANT TY FOR YOUR SERVICE AND OOO FOR THAT (HUGS) Moms work 24/ 7 every service job 4 the children BUT TOP THAT W/ THE FEAR YOUR SPOUSE COULD DIE ANY MINUTE. I RAISED 4 KIDS n I CAN TELL YOU EVEN W/ THAT I CAN'T IMAGINE LIVING IN THE SPOUSES SHOES OF A SERVICE MEMBER, CONSTANT WORRY N TORTURE! WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER DO KNOW YOUR WIFE AND MOTHER OF YOUR KID COULD DIE ANY MOMENT OR B IN IRAQ :( GOD BLESS YOU BOTH! I couldn't do what she does w/ the worry TY both

  • @LacyB71 Good lord, you raised four children? Are they all stupid fucks like you? In any case thanks for creating more useless consumption units.

  • @LacyB71 idk bullets flying past your head and watching a man die from your blunt thrust from your knife seems a lil disturbing o.O but w/e

  • @LacyB71 why the fuck are you shouting for? like what the fuck? nobody gives a fuck what you think our how many useless children you shot out of your vagina to feed on people's taxes. do everyone a favor; lock yourself inside you home then set it on fire preferably with everyone in it. good day.

  • hands down the best alive, I saw him live @ carnegie in NY, amazing! his bit on how a mans tool is his own worst enemy still has me LOL, wait i wrote "LOL" what am I fag!! ahahahahahah

  • AlonePiair is online

  • Genius

  • hahahaha putcha shoulders up ya fuckin homo

  • LOL "they fired the mayonnaise guy"

  • Bill Burr must have a wire tap on my phones, and some sort of hack in my emails because I've been pissing off my family and friends forever with this exact same thought. And that's exactly why I never buy anything sweet in public, besides sodas. I can't order a freakin Pumpkin Pie Milkshake with a Cherry on it from Jack In The Box. NO WAY! Somebody might see me and call me a wussy, or some other name. Thought this since I was a teenager facing peer preasure and it's never gotten better.

  • @hootyhaha words cannot describe how dumb you are...

  • @micalobeultra This coming from somebody online who has to insult people on youtube. I hope you get whatever is wrong in your own life worked out man. Good luck.

  • @hootyhaha Yeah man, that micalobeultra person is a rude bastard. He kept flaming me on some Shining Time Station video on here and wouldn't leave me alone. What a jerkoff!

  • Jimbo:

    "Bart kissed a girl. That is so gay."

  • one of the best stand ups alive, if not one of the best ever

  • AAHMM IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! OH REALLY?? SO WHY DON'T YOU AAAHM FUCKING GO OVER THERE AND PUT IT ON THE SANDWICH! I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF REGISTER!

    FUKING LAUGH MY ASS OFF !!!!!! HAUHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHA

  • women are constantly patting themselves on the back. haha

  • Sorry bill i agree. Umbrellas are for fags.

  • Alona Piair is online , how gay is that !!

  • @hashubarca shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. lol

  • He sounds like Joey Pants when he's talking about the sandwich.

  • AlonePiair is online.... I bet he wants to play Halo: Reach too.

  • Oh my goodness.

    He is so funny he kills so hard every time he's on stage.

  • yeah! i thought it then i said it! l'm awsome! lol

  • I like to make the first comment on a video. Thanks deenibeeni for ruining my dream.

  • @SoCalDualSport You might want to figure out a new/better dream to have in life...

  • How did you record this from your Xbox man?

  • @hootyhaha probably recorded from TV Out...

  • the best

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