Blasphemy Channel: How to deal with christian drivel

[Velox415]

LMAO, don't care what religion you are, irl trolls are hilarious.

[Firewalkerbg]

Holy Pancake...



[MinecraftAdditict]

Hey to all the Christians commenting here...YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!

[MsAgnosticatheist]

This is classic lol.

[sistajackie]

JESUS IS THE ANSWER FOR THE WORLD TODAY ABOVE HIM THERE IS NO OTHER JESUS IS THE WAY. GIVE YOUR LIVES TO JESUS CHRIST AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU KNOW.

[johnnythesailorman]

@sistajackie Soooo If you don't have any pancake mix what are you even doing commenting? DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE SOME GODDAMN PANCAKE MIX!!!!

[TheIggy457]

You have to admit. that was funny.

Pancake mix is great.

IT'S THE LOVE OF PANCAKE MIX THAT IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! = D

Shalom, love, and blessing's to pancake, and non pancake eater's.

Mike

[ukgreaterlondon]

JESUS LOVES HIMSELF ONLY, PANCAKES LOVE PEOPLE! :)

JESUS EXILED SO THAT HIS FANS GET THROWN TO THE LIONS BECAUSE HIS A LITTLE RUNAWAY :(

PANCAKES DIE FOR EVERYBODYS' SINS.

CHRISTIANS REPENT, LOVE YOUR PANCAKES AS THEY LOVE YOU! :)

IF YOU DON'T LOVE PANCAKES THEN YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIVES IN HELL BURNING LIKE A PANCAKE! :(

[niekon2600]

I would be really embarrassed to have this guy on our side

[BlasphemyChannel]

@niekon2600 That's because you're a tad retarded.

[niekon2600]

@BlasphemyChannel Sorry bro i didnt know that was you in the video. I'll study this video in an effort to become a full on retard. Woot Blasphemy Channel!

[BlasphemyChannel]

@niekon2600 Hey, if you're going to do anything in life you should go full force. I suggest that you start watching reruns of Glen Beck and attend church as often as possible. Lead paint chips could also help, good luck.

[ilovesexyladiescbt18]

@BlasphemyChannel

christians, jews and muslims must watch ZOMGITSCRISS video before they try and fail to convert us !

[pillowbugg]

If christians kept their mythological bullshit to themselves, many of us wouldn't have problems with thier quackery.

The world laughs at religion!

[briggles]

LOL

[valdemar8]

BTW is it me or does that dude look like Donnie Darko??? thumbs up if you agree

[valdemar8]

BTW is it me or does that dude look like Donnie Darko??? thumbs up if you agree

[RainbowManification]

BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MAH PANCAKE MIX!!

[bigtwinone]

Loved it. 

[LTillman100]

Ok, since Christians don't make sense, see can you make a dollar out of this: Here people go with these videos! The problem is not wether God and Jesus exists or not. No, it's this generation with all these electronic devices such as computers, cameras, and videos mixed with their own make belief thoughts. These so called atheist that never went to college, never completed school, or any technical school talks about I believe in the things that they can see around them. Most atheist don't abide

[sirchompsalot]

The word of the lord. . . Praise be to pancake mix.

[valdemar8]

@sirchompsalot A men! accept, i can only eat like two pancakes, then after that I'm real fucking sick of 'em ;-)  ---MITCH HEDBERG

[MorbidRomantic666]

I just thought I'd let everyone know that CartervonRiedel lost his original channel. However, you can now find him under the user name Mrcartervonriedel. He has re-uploaded his Hitchslap series, which is a great tribute to Christopher Hitchens.

[Frank06785]

@xaishah bitch why the fuck would I plug my ears when I can just tell a loud mouth Christian bigot to shut the fuck up and go somewhere else. If we just let all you fucking retards bable on about your religion there'd be a loud mouth Christian on every corner of the street. Oh and fuck your religion. I hate you. Ahahahahahahahahahahahag

[yurxyz]

@Frank06785 I hope you redeem yourself and God forgives you for saying that...

[fckallnamestaken]

And god said, THERE'S A FINGERNAIL IN MY RADIO!!!...and it was gud.

[vava54own]

I don't live in the united state of jesus so I don't see those.

But I'll do this if I see one!

[XAishah]

Wow, is this what the world has come to? Bashing a Christian who is just trying to share her faith. Hint- The lord made you with ears that have two holes - plug them if you dont want to hear her, don't disrespect an adult i don't care who she is that was disrespectful, he will definately have to give an account for that in front of Jesus. Fail!

[aaronsurfs22]

@XAishah

No.

[atheistnarutofan]

@XAishah "The lord made you with ears that have two holes"

you ain't go no pancake mix, either!

[atheistnarutofan]

@XAishah do you even know what was going on before this? she was probably talking about how we all need to repent or else er eill go to hell. that's usually the kind of thing that goes one when christians get recorded preaching.

"who is just trying to share her faith"

so? her religion is likely disrespectful. people aren't allowed to respond to disrespectful dripple with more disrespectful dribble?

*p.s. if you can't tell, i'm bashing chrstianity. figured you might need some help with that.

[Tsujanryo]

He got laid that night.

[JustPlaneNuts]

LMAO!

[Zralf]

oh that is golden, this dude is awesome.

[lockinglugnut]

seek Truth, God Is Real, PLGB y'all

google usccb naB

[mrtruthfinder1975]

i fucking love it

[rainerfilm]

Someone please punch that whore.

[deedubya286]

My new hero!

[MrsLovett112]

This man IS God

[niekon2600]

i dont get it o_O

[SailorVegan]

That man is a freaking HERO!

[vmorgun]

I have tried a similar approach with people who dont care about a reasonable argument (no two-way street) and IT WORKS! like a charm! I used it alot way before I saw this video! HILLARIOUS!

[Torchmark]

Award-winning oscar for the top-notch nutcase buster!!!

[T93X420]

I want this guy to interrupt Osama Bin Laden's next Anti-American rant video saying YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[angellicvoices]

Im an athiest and usually love watching athiest youtubers but I didnt think that was funny picking on an elderly lady. More immature and annoying than funny. If I was that old Christian lady, I would have kicked you in the nuts and smacked you in the head for being gay. Anyone who thinks this was funny seriously needs to watch better athiest shows.

[TruthfulChristian2]

@angellicvoices

Agreed. Or picking on anyone for that matter.

Don't worry LOL. Most people here are just trolls. I doubt there's anyone here who sincerely thinks this is funny besides RyuOni1989.

[MJLNS]

@TruthfulChristian2

The crazy xtian lady is annoying on everyone who walks by spouting her foolish, superstitious nonsense. Free speech works both ways. But why am I trying to convince a xtian of anything? They're irrational by definition.

[MJLNS]

@angellicvoices

You'd kick someone in the nuts and smack them in the head for being gay? Wow, I thought only religious nuts were homophobic assholes. I think most atheists are more tolerant than you.

Also, the guy didn't touch her. She'd have no right to physically attack him. She was yelling inanities and he just did the same.

[angellicvoices]

@MJLNS Yeah youre right, he does look like a poofter. I wasnt really implying he was homosexual but just acting like a dick. But now that you mention it, he does act like abit of a screaming teenage bitch. And even if he is not a poof, I would still kick him where the sun dont shine and smack in the head. But notice how cowardly he is, he only chooses his victims, an elderly lady. He wouldnt dare scream on a young man. I think he should pick on someone his own size.

[MJLNS]

@angellicvoices

"I would still kick him where the sun dont shine and smack in the head."

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Is that what the angellic (sic) voices in your head are telling you to do? With your violent tendencies in defense of your fairy tales you have a lot in common with islamic nutbags. Maybe you should give that religion a try too.

[coolgamer1677]

@angellicvoices YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[atheistnarutofan]

@angellicvoices "More immature and annoying than funny."

"I would have kicked you in the nuts and smacked you in the head for being gay."

oh, so when people annoy you you phiscally harm them? even when you were annoying them? that sounds like the actings of a 5 year old. you are the immature one.

[liarsclub75]

Hot piss. I love it.

[drnekodr]

Brilliant!

[maxpainfu1]

FORCEMEMEGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG­OGO!!!!

[OjohYou]

sort of a dick move but I could understand it. street preachers are annoying

[MastaRikta]

Aunt Jemima, heed his call. 

[brntobme]

funny how i didnt see this woman pointing her finger and yelling two feet in front of someone. If they didnt like her preaching, why not just walk away?

[aswtx75]

Dude lets just be nicer to each other whether we are atheist or christian or muslim. This kind of stuff doesn't change anyone's mind and is just mean spirited.

[allenrw3]

"Don't be afraid. Your God, the God of your father, has given you treasure in your sacks.." Gen. 43:23

[sugardaddylifestyle]

Is she the famous church lady from SNL??

[Towle101]

fake much better if you get this at dockeygens.blogspot . C()M

[DarknessInTheAttic]

doeant that lady know pancake mix is all u need for attention

[MengoMango]

Is that the west borough baptist lady?

[JadeWentz]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!

[LeshaAnn]

I think this video would be much more affective [effective?] if it had included at least a few seconds of what the Christ-Lady was saying to begin with; This one-sided portrayal just makes it look like a rowdy teenager picking on an old lady! tee hee...

[Hobo4Craft]

@LeshaAnn effective. Effective is an adjective, affect is a verb.

[DoubleEyeDominance]

@Hobo4Craft

and effect is a noun :)

[LeshaAnn]

@DoubleEyeDominance - So is affect, as in: "The patient's AFFECT was flat and nonreactive."

[LeshaAnn]

@Hobo4Craft - What about 'Bipolar AFFECTive Disorder'? Aaaaaah, fuggit...

[Nark15]

Wow...Totally AWESOME! That's the ticket laddy...unfortunately I don't think they (and some people that watch this) got the point.

[merlin3699]

Matthew 21:12 (Today's New International Version)

Jesus at the Temple 12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. ( Turn off all the noise you have going on around you, be still and see how bad things really are right now) Christ was not a fan of religion. Its the changing of the heart.

[merlin3699]

2 Timothy 3:1–9

3 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers ( The world is falling apart all around us and you'll laugh your way to judgement. Like most peolpe religion had a bad effect on my life as well but no one hated religion more than christ)

[cicampbe]

@merlin3699 YOU ANIT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!

[tsumabiken]

Love, love, love this! 8)

[gaysandracists]

The pancake mix guy is an idiot. And anyone who thinks he's funny is also an idiot. He looks like the typical spoiled son of a hippie who voted for Obama.

[redfistaor]

@gaysandracists You are a gay bashing homo that got disowned because you voted for......well you don't vote.

[allenrw3]

@gaysandracists yes because politics have something to do with a kid making fun of some woman. you're so right. i voted for obama and i'm not a "spoiled son of a hippie". pretty much negates your stupid claim huh?

[101Traveler1]

Thats because you didnt listen

[Stuna2150]

HAHAH FUCKING WIN !!!!

[jjdecani]

"Would you stop shouting so I can carry on shouting please?"

Dumb fucking Christer scum got owned.

[unicyclepeon]

HAHAHAHA oh yell yeah!

[semios]

[Laughs!] Brilliant!

[PsychoCheese1337]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX.

[stfudonnie]

The pancake mix is a lie

[Sirus20x6]

youre going to be a better meme than milhouse

[Bucketheadcheese]

Well he was right, she obviously didn't have any pan cake mix

[fraggle1jock]

Give me pancake mix over the bible any day!

[Jaylawtheman]

The Pancake Mix Man is so hot right now.

[rhalas]

Fucking glorious.

[CraniumOnEmpty]

the real question is what brand of pancake mix.  Hmm... pancakes.

[MegF142857]

Any god would use Kodiak Cakes flapjack mix!

[altfish2]

Priceless

[FractalHelix777]

Too funny. And it is closer to the "Truth" than anything i've heard yet...it's clear she ain't got no pancake mix!

[jmosler9]

you're late on this one

[ndyt]

meme start.... NOW!

[savageecho]

What about punch and pie? I'll listen for punch and pie, still won't believe, but I like punch and pie.

[itsonlymepeople]

This is hilarious! I hope this guy runs for office some day.

[buzzausa]

Brilliant...I'm going to use that one.

[TruthfulChristian2]

@BlasphemyChannel

Do realise that you may get in a knot if you harass people in real life like this chubby dropout in the black shirt is doing.

[Orsbore]

> TruthfulChristian2 wrote

>Do realise that you may get in a knot

>if you harass people in real life like this

>chubby dropout in the black shirt is doing.

Get in a knot? What do you mean, your tallywhacker might get in a knot? Would that be caused by God?

By the power of Jesus, I have a knot in my weener!

Oh hey, what makes you think that this isn't "real life"? Or that the guy in the black shirt is a dropout?

[supertrinko]

@TruthfulChristian2 I recall a seminar of richard dawkins' that I went to, christians outside were harassing the people waiting to enter.

This kid is just letting the christians taste their own medicine.

[CavJoshy93]

@TruthfulChristian2 You're calling the guy chubby....? Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. At least he exists, he's got more going for him that Jesus does.

[YouShotWhoInTheWhat]

@TruthfulChristian2

Chubby? Are you talking about the guy in the video or what's in your pants after checking out the guy in the video?

[MJLNS]

@TruthfulChristian2

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[lothrazar]

I hope the pancake mix becomes the next big meme

[fantasy0coach]

Actually she may have pancake mix....but no god.

[jussts]

Brass balls man... brass balls.

[RyuOni1989]

@jussts Hahaha, no, not brass balls- fucking BALLS OF STEEL!

[jussts]

@RyuOni1989 Indeed, that kid's a hero.

[wbarmy]

@RyuOni1989

How is it Balls of Steel when everyone around is supporting him and not her. If he had done it in front of a Baptist church with her husband and a few deacons around, then he would have been brave. But he is the aggressor and she was all alone. Real brave man!

[dangerouslytalented]

mmm m pancakes.

[TruthfulChristian2]

@*********Channel

You try to "****" off the religious people? Just shows how much of a troll you are.

[dangerouslytalented]

@TruthfulChristian2 For somebody who calls themself truthful, you do seem to spout some bullshit...

What else can I expect from a christian.

[leisulin]

@TruthfulChristian2

Oh yeah? Well maybe us tranquil, peace-loving atheists are fed up with having the world royally f*cked up by religion! Maybe we're sick of brainless a**holes like the woman in the video browbeating us to believe a lot of nonsense for which there's no evidence. Maybe such people should go home and stop harassing us with that crap!

[callmesamyoucan]

@TruthfulChristian2 Your censoring your own fucking curse words with a bunch of ****** just shows how hypocritical and retarded you are!

[MJLNS]

@TruthfulChristian2

What does ***** mean?

[MangaFanGuy]

For some strange reason I have a sudden urge to eat pancakes.....

[TheLonelyImmortal]

That was great :D Somebody did something similar with a boot recently :) I wish I was there :)

[lasalle1alpha]

oh, great... now I want some pancakes...

[Darkfirebrand]

best meme ever.

[zebruh]

oh look. here's the original: v=qwyZ0ji1GRU

[CavJoshy93]

@zebruh Oh look the original is LISTED IN THE INFO

[zebruh]

@CavJoshy93 Yes. But his link is not the original.

[CavJoshy93]

@zebruh Ah k, my bad.

[zebruh]

@CavJoshy93 No prob.

[zebruh]

Wow. That is absolutely inspired.

[kenandkids]

I love the pancake mix-man!! This guy needs a freaking prize!