The Book of Douche Bag. Vol 1.

[peaceloveandpitbulls]

LOVE THE PIT BULL AT THE END!!! PEACE LOVE AND PIT BULLS . ORG

[VeritasAmantesVocat]

wow, look at all the lemmings lining up to buy this bs.

[LipstickNeon]

a talking tooshy..funny

[angelvallone]

:) Thanx Jennifer!!!!

[YoungLifeVices]

In BOB we trust. :)

[IcemanR46]

So, if Bob wants to have sex...is it anal or oral? Is it both? Or is it a matter of perspective?

[DCRIDER7676]

BBOOOOOOOOBBB HHHEEEEEELLLLLPPPP MMMEEEEEEEE!!!!

[AntonioBonderas]

Wo.

[nculpepper]

All hail Bob! What will the Bobtheists (aka non-believers) call those of us faithful to Bob the Almighty? Bobians? Bobics? Bobists? Bobtists? Bobans? Bobheads? Douche Bags? "The Chosen"?

Praise be to Bob!

[TheVirg]

Outstanding. If you're desperate for answers there's always some asshole that will give them to you.

[thedarkener]

Just open your hearts and minds and you will hear the voice of...BOB! Oh, that's Bob? Wow, I hear a voice! It must be Bob!!! HAIL BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one

[LARRYANDKRISTINA]

awesome maynard..............

[JustSomeGuy741]

funniest shit I ever watched....*wish you were here*

[mszebra]

I hope BOB turns out to be Killer Bob from Twin Peaks. Just sayin'

[KARELIAN68]

LOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZ



[cocolilly1996]

this video is douche-alicious!

[portugesebreakfast]

It's good to see that in your old age,Maynard,sanity has yet to catch up to you. And yes,if I ever saw an ancient marble statue shoooting lightning bolts out of it's assmouth I would prostrate and worship immediately. Also,more TOOL please.

[JSanchez01123]

You guys don't look deep enough. . ."BOB" is a cover for the esoteric, dark being, Willie. There's just no point trying to BOB if you haven't been touched by Willie. Think For Yourself, people, Maynard is just the gatekeeper- a useful tool.

[Aveszedelem]

Was it made with xtranormal or a common screen reading software?

Whatever! I hate it anyway, and only forgive you, because some of your brainy followers recalled Rosetta Stoned, so I can leave for something great.

Now call me a hater!

[cocolilly1996]

Comment from my mom:

You are spot on, dude. The entities that have hurt me the most in my fairly long life were members of organized religion who practiced treachery and dishonesty on a regular basis. Hopefully in the future, I will meet a leader who speaks so knowledgeably and anally. I for one find your illustration refreshing, correct, and incredibly hilarious.

[thebards]

This is an effing cult. I've personally found subliminal messages planted by this caballa in things that surround you every day. The name Bob is clearly written backwards in things that surround you while you eat (BOB Evan's, kaBOBs), wanna-be musicians (Bob Marley), cartoon caracters (Sponge), hairstyles... you name it! And who the @#%@ doesn't have an Uncle BOB??? How the hell did they get to HIM? Fukers.

[luckysilviano]

A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.

[ghost31313]

put on purple nikes an drink the koolaid

last line- book of dead sed.....

[TheHUMANIDEE]

BOB from TC!?!

[squidfist1]

challenging religion, it's tenants and it's followers is always cool. art is supposed to make you think, that is it's purpose. if it doesn't then it has failed you.

[SicklickalProduKts]

BOB, HELP ME, can't remember what they sed!!!

[YouFailEpic]

I think i could make a valuable contribution to the book with material gathered from masturbation marathon and whipcream can-huffing inspired visions/revelations of the Holy Arch-Angel Koqscwurtial - he's German.

[YouFailEpic]

@YouFailEpic Verse one from the book of Shmeg:

BigFloppyDick: move your cam down - all i see is your breast implant scars. I want to see your pussy hole.

GushGirl69: well you don't have to be a douche bag about it.

BigFloppyDick: Bitch, it looks like you're the one who needs to douche.

GushGirl69: Fuck you!

BigFloppyDick: Well then stick the cam in your ass - I'll jizz on my monitor.

GushGirl69: Creep

[YouFailEpic]

@YouFailEpic whoops... copy/pasted wrong .txt file - that was just some random AdultFriendFinder chat log.

[paluka82]

Robert Anton Wilson is speaking from the afterlife?

[bungerman1000]

Is this the same Bob that the narrator asks to help him in Rosetta Stoned?

[PLOMEX1113]

アTV

[Myfriendfats8]

Dear Bob, do whatever the hell u want to do. Great music ages like great wine. And it takes time to get the flavor just right before u share it with the world.

[gojpgojp]

Brilliant humor - can't wait for CD and Tour this fall.

[lachrymystic]

The Bob is not a person. The Bob is pure light and energy.

[AnotherDeSade11]

this is what happens when you give a genius all the time and money they need. crazy bastard

[invisio]

I remember seeing this before the show at the pearl. puscifer was great. and religion has done its share of disrespecting insulting and senseless killing through the years, so, at least on my part, no sympathy is felt for religion.

[TheFogless]

Insulting and disrespecting religion and religious people is not funny, cool or tolerant. Disappointed in you Maynard.

[nimitta1]

@TheFogless..... Wow, judging another art is pretty intolerant....zthat how the religious folk roll???..religious is higher how???? religion was a disappointment at the word go

[Mechamortal]

What the flying fuck?

[ninnin6]

Should team up w./ Xavier: Renegade Angel team (PFFR)

[drhbettathanu]

"Bob, help me!"

[iamlucaschilds]

This could have been a lot funnier.

[insequenceband]

BOBBBBBBBBBB HEEELLLPP MEEE! Can't remember what they said...

[OddmanSW77]

Yes, the holiest of holies is certainly a convincing and appealing "religion." Following along like lemmings to the edge of the world ;)

[unre11]

Oh my BOB !!!

[Person009]

J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs??

[W78516]

The only thing missing is crashing huge fart sound coming out of that ass.

[AntiLuck333]

Hello Bob

[W78516]

God Damn thats fuckin funny as hell. lmao

[Beelzebud]

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the one true god!

[Beelzebud]

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the one true god.

[TheSubliminalVerse]

wtf is this... Techno? -_-! i hate it! i love tool and apc but damn...

[elbapo7]

visions , rant to cult to organised religion. Lemmings. fear of death. punishment for misbehaviour. Are you thinking what I am thinking? Bob is the prophet of Anthropogenic Global Warming!!!!!!!!!!

[zenlensjunk]

i'm still going to pray to submissive jesus.



[maddmatster]

When I saw this for the first time live I was trippin balls and when I seen the butthole talking i was literaly crying I was Laughing so hard, it was hilarious but i seemed to be the only one in the theatre laughing,

I then wondered is it just the M.D.M.A. or is BOB a TALKING BUTTHOLE..?

LMFAO!! Good times,

Thanks M.J.K. you Genius PUSCIFER for posting this,

It definately sets the record straight.

When can we hope to see the "Conditions of my Parole" tour?

[dystyngowanyALEgnuj]

@maddmatster 

[zafergash]

Are you the Microsoft SAM ? :)

[ririemarilyn]

I seriously like tools, apc, puscifers music.. but others, really..Fuck! i mean look at smashing pumpkins now?to be specific :Billy! dude whats with the one eye shit? I missed the 90s..where its all music!

[FMF666]

Praise to him Jim Bob..

[loopdeedo]

Bob's real name is Vernon.

[equuuuus]

what.the.fuck

[gazraill]

so can we still wear 501s?

[dj]

This just makes me think of Mr.Show. THE BOB!

[dtothep420]

@dj TARADALOO THE BOB!

[zinny42]

in roseeta stoned, he sings "Bob Save Me".

[ExtremePlatypus]

Thanks Reverend Soul K for showing me the light!

[OtherEdgar]

fuck religion

[moosehose]

Praise Bob from whom all blessings flow......

I love you, Maynard, thanks for the laugh, actually two laughs today. The other was your album cover. What a cute couple!

[TheEricLandry]

Dear Maynard: Thank you for the nightmares of talking statues' asses I will surely be having in a few hours.

[HarmoniousPolarity]

"The Holy Book of Douche-Bag." ..... Wait! Repeat That!!! "The Holy Book of Douche-Bag!" I Could Listen to That Line a Million X lol

[Shweetbox]

"how bout I piss I jour face how jou like that?" -Tony Montana via Scarface the video game.

[robertstevens78]

Dear Bob, thank you for the gift of Pusc, APC, and TooL, which you have bestowed upon us, may we ask that in your infinite greatness bless us with new offerings from the latter two, In Bob's name we pray.

[learrus]

@robertstevens78

lolol

You are a Lemming...

[wyrdstein]

haha way to talk out of your ass!!!

[cosmicverycosmic]

awesome. more, please!

[SamLaPoint]

lol BOB

[judas662]

another example i call fuk'n EPIC go bob go keep mrs V in the fray

[MrVoidsec]

Bob is here. Bob is legion. Bob is Puscifer. Bob doesn't forgive. Etc, etc...

[heathen18]

HAHAHA!! AWESOME!

[EyeOnTheTV]

Bob help me, can't remember what he said.

[DazmoTube]

you can give it to me. :)

[Balian49]

Where can I start making donations for holy water!?