Machines of Malice - Tree Tearer

[countsmyth]

No break dancing for this man after that!

[TheBByamashiro]

just like i always say and i will said that until i leave my body for good....the humans are the most gruesome animal ever walk this planet....thats it.....

[stewardo]

This would be the best execution to face. Quick. Better than the brazen bull or crank wheel...

[Aumichan]

@stewardo Yeah. assuming that you tear major organs. But just tearing their leg off they'd sadly live a few minutes bleeding out. Disturbing.

[asdflolist]

Myth busters: Fucked up mytholigy edition

[Ilovefriesians]

Humans can be so fucking cruel. This is disgusting.

[TheNothinged]

im greek and when i saw this i was like ........ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FAAAAAAAAAAWK DID I JUST WAAATCH!

[axelslittlelove]

If ancient romans could do things this brutal, imagine what people now a days could do....

[Nerdfighterian]

So the guy's whole left side fell off... but he's all right now.

[animefreak4144]

Wow Romams were messed up in the head.....

[351974gordon24]

All of have to say is WTF is wrong with some people

[johnthooker]

He said branch out. "Branch out"! Get it? haha ho ho hee hee

[iheartslashers]

I hardly think two small trees such as that had enough force stored in them to rip a full grown human in half. Dislocated limbs? Maybe. But ripped in half completely? Not a chance.

[Cathonius]

so called "Ph.D" is such an ignorant about Roman Empire...

[iheartslashers]

@Cathonius No, maybe he's just trying to "dumb up" so stupid people (such as yourself) can understand this.

[Rubidium143]

omg i could kill someone with two conifers and a rope

[KILLUSALL92]

lol this show is called death machines in the uk 

[Paterson559]

This is great

[goldenlover14]

Bet he's gonna be reeal flexible after that.

[Starkravingcow]

The Romans are all burning in hell.

[lightismystrength]

Romans are maniac

[lskjdf11]

that's soo coool. the tree tearer

i want to see that done on a cadaver

[interneti]

Pretty sure they didn't rig this properly. The real thing probably was much worse and worked.

[Saku19]

1:25 "AWWWUUWWWAAHHHH!!!......AUUUW­WAHHH...." FATALITY!!

[bumblebeelovinwaspxX]

bad news 4 our victim..... good news for us o_0 hes enjoying this 2 much

[MrSnubzy]

thanks for posting all these videos they are fascinating. I love that I chose to study ancient history at university and get to learn about all these sorts of things!

[lincompoop]

the opening scene in the "chain letter" movie is adapted from this

[KittyFX]

HOLY SHIT.

Dude we are creative savage beast.

The tree tearer

[994397183]

Its really barbarious and wheres the humanism in the ancient day.,,!!

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

Nobody on here can say honestly that the christian god would be dissapointed, in fact he would be proud. Need proof? read the bible.

[yukony001]

awwwwww snap

[SashaSexyfur]

@StormRaven332

God ((or whatever)) is all knowing.

So he wouldnt be surprised because he knew it even before creating humans.

[XMoscoMoonX]

@SashaSexyfur

And that right there is our proplem. We always seem to blame someone else for our problems, rather than saying it's our own fault.

[CatatonicClarity]

The fat Romans were lucky.

[igenther99]

They dont need any fancy torture devices. The romans need justin bieber.

[Voidjanrulerserus]

@igenther99

yep there gonna document our torture devices one day... One of them will be justin beiber...

they will say were fucked up

[SuperPenetration]

Hmm, yeah, but that dummy is made out of sponge :l

[TomasV9]

@SuperPenetration

its got a steel skeleton rofl

its pretty much stronger than a human o.o

[mmydyingbridem]

i love you for putting this up <3

[plasmarain1]

i wonder if the guts just fly out while the victim is teared apart.........

[ToLiveIsToDie11]

qui gon jinn is talking!!

[deathroman13]

Why are most torture devices invented by Romans?

[bharathi8018]

This is ridiculus plus important tooo

[Iceshoot]

Redneck Surgery.

[eXpLodingj2ice2]

How can enough energy rip apart a hooman being with two saplings? two words: Kinetic Energy

[eXpLodingj2ice2]

How can enough energy rip apart a hooman being with two saplings? two words: Kinetic Energyw

[crunchyguy2233140]

hey hey!i just thought about the most violent machine!

ok so they tie us with a tree and that girl stands in front of us!

and were like

no!no!i want boobs!

[Hibbicon]

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

[rocafella142]

I doubt this will rip someone in half...it will rip off a leg at best but most likely just dislocate it

[zaktan415]

.......ouch

[StormRaven332]

Humans are fucked up...

Im pretty sure god ((or whatever)) is looking down on us with shame...

[rename12345]

@StormRaven332 actually romans are fucked up...

[SGTkiitty]

@rename12345 romans are humans

[Iceshoot]

@SGTkiitty Seeing the vast amount of shit they made up in terms of torture and executions, i beg to differ.

[SGTkiitty]

@Iceshoot You beg a differ that a human figure is not human if romans are not considerd human what are they monkeys? if you got are alphabet from monkeys then the fact is we are not the dominite species because we are following them and they are ruling us? you need to think b4 yo comment. we are all homosapiens sapiens.

(srry i have bad english)

[Iceshoot]

@SGTkiitty I don't think you understood ANYTHING at all from my comment.

Read it again, then maybe reply.

[Mackairo]

@StormRaven332 but if we are made to be like him, he would also be like us...

God is fucked up man!

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

@StormRaven332 to bad hes not real. :)

[billybob7217]

@StormRaven332 I'm pretty sure there is no god, if there was somebody would of provided the least bit of empirical evidence by now. It's just us here, and we are fucked up.

[Kingddd333]

LIke another guy said, why did they make these yet they couldn't make forks

[mormonjoe]

I want to split Michelle in half with my catapault...

[MrKungfoo]

@mormonjoe More like with your sapling :P (that joke works two ways)

[mormonjoe]

@MrKungfoo lol

[bigmanoooo1]

it makes me laugh when people try to say that the romans were civilised..........i remind them it was the romans who nailed people to crosses lol

[plusplusplusplusp]

@bigmanoooo1

Yeah, the Romans were essentially filthy, barbaric, smart copycats. Filthy because they had quite loose morals (just look up 'erotic Pompeii paintings' on Google Images), barbaric because they were merciless towards the people they conquered, smart because they built a big empire with good infrastructure, and copycats because nothing they 'invented' (except for the dome) was their own idea.

[MICHELLEGIBBONSx]

@plusplusplusplusp LMAO k, have fun telling yourself that. The Romans didn't solely invent the dome you fucktard.

[endmaster55]

@bigmanoooo1

Then, the USA aren't civilized too. There are torturing terror suspects...

Civilization is more than the punishments of the regime...

[bigmanoooo1]

@endmaster55 what the USA is doing is not comparable to what the Romans did in the slightest, when the united staes government starts condoning putting people in beehives ALIVE! i will agree with you

[pyujco]

@bigmanoooo1 i guess simultaneously ending the lives of thousands of people with huge dirty bombs is in no way comparable to the death of one person in a beehive, very true.

[bigmanoooo1]

@pyujco you cant measure the civility of a nation by how it behaves in war, i was talking about in peacetime in everyday society, every single civilization has acted barbarously in war at some point because that's the nature of war, but nailing people to crosses and putting them in beehives as part of a legal system is not civilized, you know that as well as i do

[DavidSebua]

@bigmanoooo1 being civilized and being violent are two different things

[bigmanoooo1]

@DavidSebua being civilized means being humane, the Romans weren't humane

[DavidSebua]

@bigmanoooo1 well it really depends but I think the Romans were civilized . A civilized society is in brief a developed society. You see, the Romans were evidently a developed society and remarkable for their time. However it depends on how you look at it, one may argue for it being civilized culturally which is very true, but in your idea of civilized it is being humane, which is a rather big term, you have to define it. I believe the Romans were civilized and your point is very debatable.

[bigmanoooo1]

@DavidSebua it isn't just my idea, being humane is a dictionary definition of civilized, but as far as the definition of humane goes it is generally defined as being compassionate and benevolent

[DavidSebua]

@bigmanoooo1 it depends on what definition you use, a lot of people may not agree with your interpretation, civilized does not necessary mean humane, Rome was civilized, it was developed and advanced for it's time, being developed and advanced alone agree with the definition of civilized, there are various other characteristics which agree with Rome being a civilized society, Romans could have been inhumane but they were civilized, but then again inhumane can have a lot of defenitions

[bigmanoooo1]

@DavidSebua well i disagree, imo being humane is an integral part of being civilized, but this is really going nowhere, we should agree to disagree

[LatestUFOSightings]

This one looks too complicated and not that effective. Instant death if ripped in half, you can't really know if it will. Other torture devices are better, more control over the subject.

[sgddfgfghfgh]

@LatestUFOSightings guessing you didn't watch it

[fuckinghellcunt]

haha i went and done this to a mice

[MrRustyCrow]

LMFAO

[nac1993]

You went and done this to a mice?

Do you mean that you have done this to a mouse?

[fuckinghellcunt]

@nac1993 internet litterature- if u can understand wat i type, your only shit stirin corecting me

[raulurrutia]

@fuckinghellcunt lol and??

[yoshi850]

that is so fucking cool i wish i could do that to my cousin

[MrRustyCrow]

LMFAO

[BadBoo22]

@yoshi850 lol u can i guess. Just find two flexible trees :D

[KidProdigys]

@ arrrrrMYfinger

LOL! I can't believe I didn't even notice this..

Major Fail -____-

Thanks xD

[arrrrrMYfinger]

erm soz 2 say dis but... its tha tree tearer not terror i looked it up lol :P

[yoroshima]

i dont think that it will work on humans... take a look at the dummy... it doesnt look like any kind of flesh at all, i think it was just made of foam or something... and that would be just fake and gay... they could have try it on something that have some bone and flesh like a carcass or something...

[Benchpress33]

well if it dont kill you you will die from massive bleeding cause it will rip ur limbs off

[hecklord]

does that really work?.. i mean does a human can be slice in to two?

[pychoshow]

not likly, his legs would most likely rip off maybe it might just pull u and not do sugnificant damage

[gerarddiz]

this show is at 11:30 am on the philippines

[pokeman1999]

if that was a real person though

[pokeman1999]

holy shit...... His balls are probably flying right now... and his dick....

[yort002]

8:30 sundays here in austraila

[HollowAgito]

I doubt the trees would be that elastic.

[TarHeelCanesFan]

@HollowAgito They're young trees, so they probably would be. Much older trees wouldn't, though.

[CroLegend75]

Depends what kind of a tree,dugh.

[gerarddiz]

i doubt the trees could really do that

[Ralpheeeeeee]

what time is this showing on tv??

[alexhuynh1995]

In Toronto Canada , Friday nights on the discovery channel at 9:30 pm - 10:30 pm .

[KidProdigys]

For actual part of Tree Terror, start at 0:55

-KP :)

[jl4562a]

thanks alot i luv these