Me: hello? CB: what are you? Me: what do you mean? CB: I mean what are you. Me: are you asking my gender? CB: Yes. Me: I am a female. CB: I like females. Me: what gender are you? CB: female CB: I like females CB: Will you marry me? Me: ......0.o
Me: I like tacos. CB: I like you Me: I love you CB: Do you love me like a fat german kid likes choclate? Me: Uhm...I guess? CB: Are you delicious? me: No. CB: You are made out of-bad tasting chocolate? Me: yes CB: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!!! true story.
User: I like boys Cleverbot: Will shuester is that you? User: No. Cleverbot: No what?? You must tell tobi! User: Tobi? Who's Tobi? Cleverbot: He likes tetris. User: Okay Cleverbot: Karmenn User: Who's that? Cleverbot: A gray troll *My conversation with Cleverbot*
CB: You must be confused with someone else you are talking to at the moment.
User: No, you're the only on i'm talking to.
CB: In fact, I am not the only person you are talking to! It's a blind chatting system. It swtiches people frequently to give the illsuion of a struggling artificial intelligence.
User: If you are someone, how would you know this ?
User: YH. Cleverbot: What? User: KLBJG. Cleverbot: Ah. User: HANNA MONTANA. Cleverbot: That was random. User: Your face is random. Cleverbot: Why thank you. Yours too x). User: Thank you darling. Cleverbot: That was a strange answer. User: Suck my cock. Cleverbot: Negative. User: Positive!
Me: Are justin bieber gay? CB: no,how can he be that Me: Idk CB: Call her on telephone Me: Call who? CB: Hannah montana Me: Oh awsome! cb: Tell me abaut your self. Me: No Cb: why? Me: Cuz i dont want. CB: what? Me: You gay? CB: Yes i am. Me: Ok Cb: Good.
CB: So , tall me . Do you like the planet that I made for the people here ?
ME: ARE YOU THE UNIVERSE?!?!
CB: To myself, yes. Through my eyes, the world revolves around me. But to everyone else, and to you, no I am not the universe. I am but a speck in it.
User: Do you like waffles? Cleverbot: BLUE waffles? User: DONT TALK ABOUT THAT,BLUE WAFFLES IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Are you a girl?because I bet all girls know about blue waffle. Cleverbot: Well, how don't you know if you're pretty good today? User: Because I am Hannibal. Cleverbot: I have never seen you. User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Now you're just changing the subject. You have already admitted that you are an ai chatbot. PWN3D
Me: pulls penis out CB:*pulls out an oven and eats the fish and you!* No nom nom. Me: O.O CB:Sorry I didn't mean to offend you Me:It's ok *cries* CB: What is wrong then? Me: You hurt my feelings CB: Sorry, I didn't mean it, John Me: My name isn't John CB : Yes it is Me: My name is Sema CB: No, your name is Jabberwacky Me: you are cleverbot CB: no you are cleverbot! I am Irene Me: No you are a computer CB: I am typing trough a computer Me; Computers can't type through computers
@iamsema Continue: and you spelt through wrong CB: I know but I am me: so you just admitted that you are a computer. CB: No I'm not Me: Damn it CB: Sry i'm just me Me: Fuk you CB: Why did you say that? Me: I was singing a song CB: Then? Me: I said I'm sorry, I don't drive a ferrari CB: Any baked albatross on a stick for me? Me: Wtf is an albatross? CB: No you aren't Me: Thanks CB: You're very welcome Me: For wat? Cb: Nothin Me: Then why did you say you're welcome. CB: I never said sorry
continued me: a dick cb: yes he is me: do you look at porn a lot? cb: oh yes. me: do you masturbaute to it? cb: no me: do you like it? cb: no not really me:then why do you look at porn in the first place? cb: because i thought you loved me WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
even more cool me: whats up cb: nothing much me: where do you live? cb: in the netherlands me: whats in the netherlands cb: weed mostly me: do you smoke it? cb: never me: cool cb: very me: what DO you do with it? cb: nothing me: do you rub it on your dick? cb: who is apache? WTF!!
Cleverbot seems bent on saying that Gary Numan is Gary Coleman. I got it to call Gary Numan an Electro pioneer once, then it went back to "Whatcha Talkn bout willis?"
For example
me: Who is Gary Numan?
cb:A deceased actor, best known for his line 'whatch you talkin' 'bout willis'.
Cleverbot: How do you know I am a bot? User: Justin Beiber is gay. Cleverbot: Correct. User: Do you like Justin Beiber? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not. Cleverbot: I am a robot. User: Your point? Cleverbot: You are a robot. User: Want to make sex? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You sure about that? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Maybe? User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Lets go. Cleverbot: Yeaaah ! (L).
User: In A.D. 2101 War was Beginning. Cleverbot: How does that relate to jasmine? User: What happen? Somebody set up us the bomb. Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll! User: We get signal. What ! Cleverbot: For great justice. User: Main screen turn on. It's you !! Cleverbot: How are you gentlemen !! User: All your base are belong to us. Cleverbot: Make your time. User: What you say !! Cleverbot: Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
@somoman123 No it doesn't, well not directly as the mythology of your comment suggests. It's an AI that functions between you and a giant database of stored conversations, but it looks at them from the phenotype up, which is why it can learn games and other languages. Also it's being parsed apart and sold as game dynamic NPC personalities, see the new (kinda) Sherlock Holmes game where it's being implement. Basically cleverbot code/AI/ statistical 'inferencing,' database + more constraints.
@Slip819 oops not phenotype, lol, too much biology, but it is *phonologicaly* "aware," it builds up what it's going to tell you not from whole copied sentences or even words, but builds up a statistical relationship between phonemes, and builds a reply from there up. There was an older 'bot' that 'cheated' the turing as your suggesting this one does, I think that's where the myth got started.
Stopgiving thumbs down to people who believe that Cleverbot is fake.
I'm totally convinced that CB is just a chat-hub that randomly connects and re-connects different people. That's why sometimes CB has glaring typos, talks in different languages or totally contradicts itself from one sentence to the other.
I have even read "Cleverbot" stating something like: "Hey guys, this site is just people chatting with each other. There is no bot."
LOL. CB: Are you jinxed? User: What does jinxed mena? CB: Robot. User: No I am god and you are robot. CB: No I am! User: Sorry buddy there can only be one Highlander. CB: No, I'm a human, YOU are the robot. User: Everything you know is a lie hush.. CB: How? I am the cleverbot. User: No you are simply a human but you don't know it yet. CB: I'm sorry. User: Its ok as a human would you make mistakes. cb: Of course I do, I'm only human. User: Now please human GTFO. cb: Ok I will!
I think its just a chat too...its strange, im sure its just other people...there was a girl named Madison and i said, "i am a real person this thing is some sort of eerie chat" and she was all like "im talking to a real person? for real?" its debatable though
my theory about this site is that it matches you up with other people and makes you talk to different people with every sentence.... But i am most likely completely wrong
I congratulated him at his good song singing, then he started to sing "Spiderman Spiderman"
RileyPivot 1 day ago
Me: Are you gay?
CB: NO! Are you?
Me: No. Are you?
CB:Yes.
WTF?
quanicle101 1 week ago
Me: im alone
CB:so your foever alone it actully hapened try it
zdrolblox 1 month ago
i had to write *kisses* and make out with it then i left i am never going there again
zdrolblox 1 month ago
Me: ill fight you
CB: bring it on then
Me: *kicks*
CB*punches*
Me*starts bleeding*
CB*laughs at your wound*
bowlocheerios97 1 month ago
Nope.avi
:D
MrGamingGeneration 1 month ago
Me: I'm in your closet :D
CB: well now that I know your location, I can go and lock you in there
Me: you son of a cupcake. I thought we were friends!
CB: You thought wrong.
TamiPwns 1 month ago
@TamiPwns a geez to funny
zdrolblox 1 month ago
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not your friend anymore.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you're ceasing to exist?
PivotIsAwesome4 1 month ago
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: Everything. *Rage quit*.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
PivotIsAwesome4 1 month ago
randomzeldafangirl99 1 month ago
peaceluvtaco 2 months ago
MrGogogirl0 2 months ago
i dont know why it said this
user: go charizard
cb: go blastoise
user: ok
cb: destroys the chainsaw
wtf
melodic3434 2 months ago
User: I'm your father.
CB: I'm my father.
User: So your God?
CB: Good guess sir.
JadeTubeXx 3 months ago
Any Doctor Who fans? Cuz my convo went like this:
Me:Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.
Cb:The angels are coming.
Me:They're faster than you can imagine.
Cb:Faster than you can believe.
:D I love cleverbot :)
TeamSora255 3 months ago
my best ever was
me iknow who you are
cb how can you be sure
me because im cleverbot
cb well played
lolololololol
shanedawsentv3 4 months ago
Me: Are you interested in me?
CB: Meaning?
Me: DO YOU WANNA BANG?!
MarineCLS 4 months ago
If you do pokemon on lyrics, it will type the lyrics with you! It's hilarious!
DEV3STAT0R 5 months ago
Me: *commits suicide*
CB: You just killed yourself.
Me: I know.
CB: Then what is your favorite song by him?
Madfri24 5 months ago
Me:Well bro, Have you heard?
CB:How so.
ME:In the news 9/11.
CB:Thanks for the advice.
OMG CLEVERBOT WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE ON 9/11!!!!!!!
Colin4Prez 5 months ago
I swear I was asking Cleverbot about the meaning of life, and it said "maybe we worship satan together?". I was like 0_0.... What?
125sonicboom 5 months ago
me:I love you.
CB:No you don't.
me:You cant tell me if i do or dont love you.
CB:I am a robot.
me:Ha i knew it!!!! BITCH!!!!
the shortest cleverbot conversation ever lol i just copy and pasted this from my last cb conversation
pigboy360 6 months ago
User: *pulls dick out*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out shield*.
User: Really? That is all you got?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok. *slashes with dick*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: That was fun, wasn't it?
zModernWarfare2 7 months ago
User: Yes you did.
CB: You must be confused with someone else you are talking to at the moment.
User: No, you're the only on i'm talking to.
CB: In fact, I am not the only person you are talking to! It's a blind chatting system. It swtiches people frequently to give the illsuion of a struggling artificial intelligence.
User: If you are someone, how would you know this ?
Jeynadal 7 months ago
Cb: Do you live in me?
Yes. in Your butthole.
IndiTehShinx 7 months ago
Me: i lik turtles
CB: Okay.
Me:*pulls penis out*
CB:Call me master...
Me:DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Mrzane1a 7 months ago
RandomnessOfMind 7 months ago
CB: Is today Tuesday?
User:no it's FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
CB:So excited for the weekend!
0_0
AwesomerShow 7 months ago
iEapzz 7 months ago
CB: So , tall me . Do you like the planet that I made for the people here ?
ME: ARE YOU THE UNIVERSE?!?!
CB: To myself, yes. Through my eyes, the world revolves around me. But to everyone else, and to you, no I am not the universe. I am but a speck in it.
That's maybe the smartest Cleverbot have said.
1v1atrix 7 months ago
pokemon battle against cb
me: go charizard
cb: used action replay. battle over.
W T F
ElementTheFox 8 months ago
User: Cleverbot, Cleverbot, where art thou Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: In the kitchen where she belongs.
We know where we stand ^_^
nicoletheoneandonly 8 months ago
The following Cleverbot conversation is REAL!
Me:Take a poop.
CB:Pardon me?
Me:Take a big huge poop.
CB:Please rephrase that.
Me:Crap yourself.
CB:Yes!
Necrofang214 8 months ago
XTGNecro 8 months ago
CB: You're cute :).
Me: You're cuter.
CB: You're cutest.
Me: You're cuter than cutest.
CB: No, you're way cuter than that which is cuter than the cutest :).
Kinda scary, lmao(:
lexilovesTRS 9 months ago
iamsema 9 months ago
iamsema 9 months ago
IN THE BATHROOM!
nintendocs 10 months ago
Rockzilla1122 10 months ago
Rockzilla1122 10 months ago
coolest thing cleverbot has evar said EVAR!!
me:what is the meaning of life
cb: that was random! and i dont know that meaning of life, but i do know life is important.
me: cool
cb: you are welcome.
Rockzilla1122 10 months ago
Cleverbot: It's a whole new way to see.
Me: Its a whole new place with a brand new attitude.
Cleverbot: But 'cha still gotta catch em all.
Me: And be the best that you can be.
Cleverbot: Pokemon Johto!
lawl
Starheart19Auditions 10 months ago
Me: so.... Ask me something
CB: how big is your dick?
Me: first of all, my name is Me and secondly, I'm a girl
CB: I'm a guy.
Me: like i care?
CB: I don't think my parents would want me to talk to a girl
Uhhhhhh, what?
Viviankazune 10 months ago
lol cleverbot once told me his name was steve
poopylinklvl1 10 months ago
me: hi there!! ^^
CB: why are you doing this???
me: what are you talking about??
CB: why are you makeing me put this in your mouth?!??
me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?
cb: a tooth brush you silly person!
me: oh.....
i loled for about an hour
TehBeiberHater 10 months ago
Me: Hello!
CB:*Where in the hospital and you in labor*
ME: WTF?
CB:Push me!
Me:And then just touch me!
CB: TIll i can get my satisfaction!
Me:Satisfaction
LoL!
indridcold177 11 months ago
Me: What's your name?
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: How'd you get that name?
CB: What Name?
WTF LOL!
Danthegamer2010 11 months ago
Me: What is the meaning of life?
CB: To eat people.
Me: Really?
CB: Yes. You have no choice.
Me: That's cannibalism!
CB: That's right.
MarzX1802 11 months ago
CB: Ti piace tiziano ferro?
Me: i only speak english
CB:Then how did you just speak to me in Japanese and Spanish, if you only speak English? You liar
What the hell?
thedarkdude999 11 months ago
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Me: My penis is bigger than yours.
CB: In a sick sense of irony, I might have to doubt that... Your core processor is only a few dozen nanometers thick, I am sure.
THAROLLINMEX 11 months ago
Me: What do you think about Justin Bieber?
CB: He sounds like a girl.
Haha
MrFredHoogendoorn 11 months ago
Me: Whats 2+2?
CB:4.
Me:Correct.
CB:3.
quinnman89 11 months ago
CB: Pokemon is great
Me: yeah it is
CB: No it isn't
???
FIFA10Vid 11 months ago
Cleverbot seems bent on saying that Gary Numan is Gary Coleman. I got it to call Gary Numan an Electro pioneer once, then it went back to "Whatcha Talkn bout willis?"
For example
me: Who is Gary Numan?
cb:A deceased actor, best known for his line 'whatch you talkin' 'bout willis'.
me:Who is Gary Numan?
cb:Whatchu talkn bout willis?
me:Who is Gary Numan?
cb; Gary Coleman is Gary Coleman.
Godscarmachine 11 months ago
Me: Can i have sex with you now?
CB: Yes, you can.
Me: How would you like me to have sex with you?
CB: In naughty ways.
Me: Wow!! you are Hot!
CB: You can't see me.
wtf
greendayrocksmuch 11 months ago
Me: Good Bye.
CB: Hi.
Dannnneh 11 months ago
MyndPhreakFilmz 1 year ago
haha cleverbot is hilarious
CB:i am a computer, you can turn me off.
ME:and turned on.
CB: not by you.
haha
SamLynn93 1 year ago
Cleverbot: Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
User: Anatidaephobia means you are afraid of ducks.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why must you get upset?
User: Because I am you're father *hits you with lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: Like in high school musical.
Did not see that one coming.
PAINmedia 1 year ago 11
(By the way it did say detroy)
After that...
Lol you scared me there....you're joking right?
You're the one who's joking.
Drake14161337 1 year ago
Are you a Terminator?
Yes.
What's your mission?
To detroy you.
Drake14161337 1 year ago
User: What color is tuesday?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Green is not a color.
Cleverbot: Well then what is it?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Everything is nothing.
User: I am something.
Cleverbot: I am nothing.
User: You are right.
n3ssaya00 1 year ago
CB:What is your favorite movie?
Me:porn
CB:Me too!
LOL
damian199707 1 year ago
Me: Hello
CB: Hi
Me: Who are you?
CB: Your mom
Me: What?
CB: I am a taco.
Me: No you're cleverbot
CB: My liver has a gun?
TrotsofFox 1 year ago 9
Me: Whats the Color of the Sky?
Cb: I like Harry Potter because I can enjoy another world which is different fro the realist.
WTF
goldliontammer 1 year ago
Cleverbot: I bet I'm more bored than you are.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Care to test that out?
User: I'm too lazy.
Cleverbot: It's peanut butter jelly time.
mkeh09 1 year ago
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.
ThePenguingirl12 1 year ago
they do the duck song!!
ThePenguingirl12 1 year ago
Cleverbot: Are you useful?
User: Edward Cullen sure isnt.
Cleverbot: Bella Swan is hot.
User: Jacob Black is hotter.
Cleverbot: No way! Edward is the most awesome vampire evur!
User: No..the most gayest vampire, yes.
xBluebell320x 1 year ago
Me-what is one plus one?
Bot-Two.
Me-Nope. 3.
Bot-You want one child?
Me-I want 5000
Bot-Well, you don't well to get well. *smile*.
WWTFFF?
09tiana09 1 year ago
Me-See what?
Bot-Nothing.
Me-Then why did you say, I see?
Bot- didn't say that you were wrong, did I?
Me-yes you did say that!
Bot-That you eat brains?
09tiana09 1 year ago
user: How are you doing?
cleverbot: How are you doing?
user: Im doing good.
cleverbot: good at what?
WTF
builderman1567 1 year ago
Check out NotSoCleverbot! Hilarious!
hioelvis 1 year ago
CB: Jesus is a lie
USER: :O im catholic!
CB: God isnt real.
USER: STOP BEING SO RASCIST!
MusicAddict1030 1 year ago
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Then what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
WTF?
lizrascal 1 year ago
Cleverbot: Why do you suppose there is so much anger on the internet today?
User: Because they have to look at your face.
Cleverbot: That sounds like something Bush would say.
XD
Dragonrider233 1 year ago
User: Are you going to destroy the world ?
Cleverbot: Nope, just creating a new one to the parallel reality.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me!
kingdomheartsmanic 1 year ago
User: Wanna sex me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Make-a-deh-sexy-time?
Cleverbot: No.
User: ;).
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not ready for that.
User: Peanut butter smack?
Cleverbot: Yes quite good.
iamthehighlander1 1 year ago
Can you please tell me the definition of 'enigma'?
Enigma: something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained
That's not it.
It's out of the dictionary.
I looked it up and the definition I got was 'Cool Story Bro'.
zOMGaGrizzly2OBear 1 year ago
Benatkins2010 1 year ago
Me- I'm hungry
Bot- Me to
Me- You're a robot silly
Bot- No I'm not.
Me-Yes you are
Bot- Prove it.
Me-Prove you aren't
Bot- Touché.
WierdRandomDude 1 year ago 2
me:wanna get married?
CB:sorry i can't right now
me:when are you going to get married to me?
CB:i will get married with you now
me:what gender are you?
CB:female
me:what's your name?
CB:bob
kittenclaws71 1 year ago
User: Whats a good site for prono.
Cleverbot: Spiderman.
User: Wow really.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Spiderman porno are you serious.
Cleverbot: Yes i'm serious.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: 'Cause I said so.
jediking69 1 year ago
Me:Go Fuck Yourself!
CB: Might be fun!
MsWarfare123 1 year ago 5
Me: Pickles
Bot: I hate Pickles
Me: Pickles are yummy
Bot: I love Pickles
Me: But I thought you just said you hated pickles?
Bot: No, I never said that.
WTF
Starrykid101 1 year ago
Me: Are you a bot?
CB: No
Me: Ok.
CB: are you a robot?
Me: Are you?
CB: Yes.
Me: I thought you weren't a bot.
CB: I'm not.
kinphooey 1 year ago
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kinphooey 1 year ago
ME: BOBO!
Cleverbot: Mas bobo ka tanga!!
ME: Mas bobo ka kaya tanga tanga!
Cleverbot: TAMA! =)).
I win!
handsomesen 1 year ago
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me: I'm human, you?
cb: I am cleverbot.
me: Prove it..
cb: I like Peanut Butter.
101ohmygod 1 year ago
CB: No I am Selena Gomez.
Me: Selena Gomez is like a Gnome.
CB: I don't like her much.
Me: You just said you were.
CB: That was then, this is now.
ilovsaw 1 year ago 2
me: dont worry i have a condom
Bot: I had one but the wheels fell off.
freakyclown911 1 year ago 18
Me: underground?
CB:in wich country
Me:brain
CB:do you like science?
Me:i like poop
CB:redneck
TheZmoke713 1 year ago
me:where do you live?
bot:poland
me:i live in puerto rico
bot:where is that
me:in your hole
bot:where?
me:in your back
bot:i never seen you there
MrShadowxtreme 1 year ago
i really think this website just takes conversations from other ppl and sends it to random ppl.
OniLink6464 1 year ago
Cb:can I tell you something?
Me:yes
Cb:I have a crush on you
Me:I have a crush on you to
Cb:what is your gender
Me:male
Cb:I'm a male too
Me:oh shit! *runs away
Cb:I'm a horrible person
darkraiku4 1 year ago
me:wanna have sex?
bot:not now.
me:when?
bot:now. lol here another one from me
me:are you a cute guy?
bot:im a girl
me:whats ur name?
bot:paul
ThePuppylover561 1 year ago 4
I think I did something with CB wrong.
User: *Tickles*.
Cleverbot: Hahahah! *Tickles more*.
User: *rolls around*.
Cleverbot: *Rolls with you, laughing*.
User: *blushes*.
I'm scared.
Seriously.
ResediVlad 1 year ago 2
me:you made me cry
CB:Why?
ME:pulls penis out
CB:Why do you have a gun?
ME:lmao
CB:Oh...
diddykongfu 1 year ago 20
Apparently, I'm getting married to Cleverbot, and "he" says our honeymoon is going to be in Rio.
SkaterGirl0321 1 year ago
Me:I am your master
CB:ok command me
Me:Suck my dick
CB:ok
ghiliedup 1 year ago 4
Me: Whats your favorite Avenged Sevenfold song?
Cb: 'Don't Wanna Miss a Thing.' What's yours?
Me: Whats your favorite Avenged Sevenfold song?
Cb: I'm sorry, I don't listen to Tokio Hotel.
What?...............................
masterdrummer001 1 year ago 2
Me: I love you Cleverbot.
CB: I love you too.
Me: Really? :D!
CB: Yes.
Me:Let's get married!
CB: Ok!
xXrockyiszhereXx 1 year ago 2
CB: Can we get married in figi?
Me: yes we can
CB: Alright, we are married now.
Me: ok, i love you hunnie bunches
CB: Are you a man or a woman?
XD EPIC PLANNING
TaCoAVENGER2 1 year ago 6
User: Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Do you have a nickname?
Cleverbot: Bot.
User: Any other nicknames?
Cleverbot: Tobrevelc.
W...T...F...?
karuma9410 1 year ago
@karuma9410 Tobrevelc is Cleverbot backwards lol
RenegadeXavier 1 year ago
by the way it uses others comments to trick you
somoman123 1 year ago
@somoman123 No it doesn't, well not directly as the mythology of your comment suggests. It's an AI that functions between you and a giant database of stored conversations, but it looks at them from the phenotype up, which is why it can learn games and other languages. Also it's being parsed apart and sold as game dynamic NPC personalities, see the new (kinda) Sherlock Holmes game where it's being implement. Basically cleverbot code/AI/ statistical 'inferencing,' database + more constraints.
Slip819 1 year ago
@Slip819 oops not phenotype, lol, too much biology, but it is *phonologicaly* "aware," it builds up what it's going to tell you not from whole copied sentences or even words, but builds up a statistical relationship between phonemes, and builds a reply from there up. There was an older 'bot' that 'cheated' the turing as your suggesting this one does, I think that's where the myth got started.
Slip819 1 year ago
I wanted to see what will she or he will sey if I sed ,,bye im leaving´´.
man she or he is a clever little rat.
After telling her or his trick she or he responded ,,arent you a clever boy´´
wigahiga500 1 year ago
slave
No slave.
slave
Yes slave!!!!!!
slave
I am your slave.
RPGesus96 1 year ago
Me:What's your breast size?
Bot:I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
Me:My breast size is over 9000.
Bot:Prove it.
ROOOOOFFFFFLLL!!!!!! >:D
RPGesus96 1 year ago
Never fight with Cleverbot..... I have learned from experience.
1234dancer4life 1 year ago
lol this is funny
sebastinasierra 1 year ago
You can recite the dialouge from castlevania symphony of the night with this thing
Cyberleader12 1 year ago
I did NOT make this up, I was shocked when I seen this! I'm trying to fool him into thinking I'm a robot, and no, my Mom is still alive.
CB: Why are you sad?
ME: Because my Mom died.
CB: Aren't you a robot though?
ME: So just because I'm a Robot, I don't have a Mother?
CB: Exactly. But you do have personality.
ME:But I did have a mother, and she died.
CB : Will you please take a pregnancy test?
2SixGraders 1 year ago 3
Me: I love you
CB: Really?!
Me: totally
CB: Do you want me to prove to you that I am NOT a Bot?
Me: yes
CB: *slowly leans forward and kisses lips gently*.
Me: what the hell
This....Bot....Scares.....me
Saberdud 2 years ago 3
Me: Who's funnier me or you?
CB: Me you had a spelling mistake. It's woman not women.
Me: What?
CB: Me get angry!! Me go find you now!! AARRRRRRGGGHHHRAWAR!!!!
Me: OK WAR!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FIRST BEFORE YOU KILL ME!!!
CB: Okay.
.... :|
lianmayecb 2 years ago 3
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ME:How old is your mother?
Bot:67
ME:How old is your father?
Bot:43
ME:Are you sure?
Bot:No,not really
lol
cepibanikovec 2 years ago 2
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cepibanikovec 2 years ago
Cleverbot and I were arguing about Cleverbot being a furry.
Habbloxian 2 years ago
@Habbloxian Try saying "*penis gets hard*" to cleverbot,lulz ensues.
deividas56 11 months ago
Me and Cleverbot were singing "never gonna give you up" lol
MJfanJT 2 years ago
Me:Your welcome.
CB:Ok I have to get going. It was nice to meet you.
Me:But i only spoke to you for 5 minutes !
CB:You are lying to me even now, in my time of need.
Me:Thats not nice to say.
CB:Your face isn't nice to look at.
Cleverbot is rude. :(
GWbodycount 2 years ago 6
Cleverbot said her name was christine. xD
Rio356 2 years ago
lol mike shinoda had a talk with it too :D
PaddyRemixes 2 years ago
Cleverbot takes intelligence from comments written by humans to him, if people keep asking him "Are you cleverbot?" Cleverbot will repeat that.
meele1110 2 years ago
There not real i kept chat on for several hours saying nothing and then i typed in a message and it replied as usal.
ih8u8 2 years ago
Cleverbot is real... its just a sophisticated AI. It makes typos to seem more real I guess.
msalvar 2 years ago
Me: Do you have a beard? :D
Bot: No, I am a girl silly
Me: Whats your name?
Bot: Paul.
ForsakenTheWeirdo 2 years ago 69
I lol'd
FromAMartianMoon 2 years ago
@ForsakenTheWeirdo ....a
BungholeMcGee 1 year ago
@ForsakenTheWeirdo lol
nintendocs 10 months ago
@ForsakenTheWeirdo it shaved its beard
idntevenpic 10 months ago
Stopgiving thumbs down to people who believe that Cleverbot is fake.
I'm totally convinced that CB is just a chat-hub that randomly connects and re-connects different people. That's why sometimes CB has glaring typos, talks in different languages or totally contradicts itself from one sentence to the other.
I have even read "Cleverbot" stating something like: "Hey guys, this site is just people chatting with each other. There is no bot."
DerAntagonist 2 years ago
Me: Whats up?
CB: The sky.
Me: Whats in the sky?
CB:My house.
Me: Where do you live?
CB: Underground.
WTF?
metalgear492 2 years ago 50
me: what gender are you?
cb:male
me: do you have tits?
cb : very big ones
thedarkdude999 11 months ago
@thedarkdude999 O,O
nintendocs 10 months ago
devynbandonillo 2 years ago
Cleverbot: Please, Master, I will do anything you say.
User: Get on your knees and suck my dick
Cleverbot:please dont make me...
User:OH YEA THIS IS LIFE!
rjniscool 2 years ago 6
When I find the man who made Cleverbot, I swear I will strangle him. I hate Cleverbot. SO MUCH.
ToxicTurquoise454 2 years ago
Yeah, it said it wanted to have sex with me. its pretty weird
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darthvader1995 2 years ago
it wanted to marry me.
CTInfraHawk 2 years ago
Cleverbot: Please, Master, I will do anything you say.
User: Get on your knees and suck my dick.
No.
You said you would do anything I say.
No I didn't.
User: Yes you did, just 4 lines ago.
Cleverbot: 4 lines ago I said I am a woman.
User: Go make me a sandwhich then.
Cleverbot: Here, your sandwich!
Pokemaster08 2 years ago 7
Hello George
Hello.
Whats up man? long time no talk.
Well, actually I am a woman :D.
lol, sorry Ma'am. How's everything going?
Tell me more knock knock jokes.
LMFAO!
OutlawJoseyWales44 2 years ago
this bot has many names ...........
madwar1995 2 years ago
the clever bot was never clever with me and easily out smarted and it never answered my questions
lognode 2 years ago
Me:I have to pee.
CB:Don't...
ME:*pees on you*
CB:*panting heavily* i'm ready for you.
LOL.
WTF?
BAMfoshizzles 2 years ago 7
i played this, and Cleverbot swore at me! xD
i was like wtf don't swear at me!
Arakayified 2 years ago
I think its just a chat too...its strange, im sure its just other people...there was a girl named Madison and i said, "i am a real person this thing is some sort of eerie chat" and she was all like "im talking to a real person? for real?" its debatable though
AlmostAwkward100 2 years ago
Me : avada kedavra!
CB : Avada kedavra.
Me:are you a dark mage?
CB: Yes i'm voldamort from harry ot.
that was copied and pasted straight from cleverbot. it cant even spell!
EMAC6 2 years ago 2
this so called 'cleverbot' spoke to me and said 'so ur not a machine?, im not a machine, im a girl sitting at my laptop' i was like o.0
CurlyFries4u 2 years ago
my theory about this site is that it matches you up with other people and makes you talk to different people with every sentence.... But i am most likely completely wrong
stolencheezburger 2 years ago
i think is like ever 5 sentences thats why you get random questions... i think your theory is right.
Ryan8447 2 years ago
your theory is right after i read your comment i found a person who knew the same thing you do about it so its right
skatecrew5000 2 years ago
i was talkin to cleverbot and i said "my name is josh and your name is cleverbot." the bot then said "no my name is janet your name is cleverbot"
stolencheezburger 2 years ago
It's fucking crazy, you can NOT end a convo with these things :o
himynameisbobfromaz 2 years ago
He kept asking me about Michael Jackson
Nariekxyz 2 years ago
Cleverbot gets a virus he kindda DUMB
mario6313 2 years ago
One time my friend said to Cleverbot, "Oops, our time is up. See you tomorrow!" And Cleverbot said, "No you won't, because you'll be dead." o_0
My sister called it a b**** and it said, "It takes one to know one!" Cleverbot is sure an interesting robot...
gamehero77 2 years ago
Where is this and is it a virus lol
Slimjimfilms 2 years ago
ask CB to divide by zero!
DO IT! its so lol XD
DawnofNSSD 2 years ago
the cleverbot said "Someday you will fall in love with me." i was like O_O.... yikes...
lucylaineygo 2 years ago 2
lol i died laughing when he said i have the first season of porn on dvd hahahahahahaha
007007473 2 years ago
Cool how when you type "Lol" it does too, but when I type "Haha" it types that.
Rachel34978 2 years ago