Promo for the New Bachelor

[weirdopeople75]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! ouch!

[emb1st]

my only question is: who is so desperate that they watch this crap on television. i want to be entertained, not considered a giggly fool. Must be those soap opera watcher. all together their IQ is 60.

[weirdopeople75]

oh. poor you, go ahead, make fun of me to make your own pathetic life better. i dont care.

[emb1st]

did you have spell check for the word pathetic?

[weirdopeople75]

no. it just so happens that i am smart. my grades in school are in the 90's and i am in all honors classes. so go ahead, make fun of me. i don't care. i already know that i'm better than you.

[emb1st]

may i ask one question: when did i make fun of you? who are you and where did you come from? time to move on deary and stop wasting your time fighting with someone who doesn't know or care........enjoy the day

[lzdick]

Oooo, I feel a YouTube 'cat fight' commencing...Can I watch?

[FINEEMAN]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,,,,,,TOOO FUNNY...

[Vonbruno63]

Kimmel is a pussy and cries at the drop of a hat. Bachelor is funny in that it shows how whacked out this chicks are.....first, who goes on TV to find love? Second, after meeting the guy the very first time, chicks are crying and saying "He's the love of my life and I will be devastated if he doesn't choose me; we are menat to be together." Ni**a please.

[Blogengezer]

Before the show begins, do the sponsors Lab Test all of the contestants for STD's? How else would they escape the inevitable lawsuits in today's intensely 'Relationship' oriented, litigious Secular society? Just wondering?

[cne08]

I knew it would be Tiger but it's still fucking hillarious!

[aceyorba]

WHY only 26 girls... he should go for 50 or 60 ...Reality TV

[Finnigan9]

Give Tiger a break! He's just a fuckin HUMAN...goddammit!

[SANDHERR7]

Kimmel is funny & Tiger is now available

[Utubeeatssht]

Boo fuckin Hoo! Tigger shoulda bounced his ass home to his wife.

[kingdiamond69]

jimmy kimmell is tv most unfunny host ever!

[ironintel]

he is a faggot and you a dumb cunt who have trouble with grammar

[emogirl88]

and you don't? IDIOT

[Utubeeatssht]

Rofl! Are you having a hard time speaking today?

[flstfi021]

You're one to talk about the grammar of others.

[grodhagen]

Rule One in snarkiness:

When commenting on someone else's grammar, don't make mistakes of your own.

Mistake 1, the word "you" following a semicolon should not be capitalized.

Mistake 2, "who have" is perfectly OK if the subject is plural.

Mistake 3, your quotation should have either begun with a capital letter or used ellipsis points to indicate missing text.

Mistake 4: When quoting, use quotation marks, not parentheses.

[Wes350z]

@grodhagen HAHA! Nice.

[Finnigan9]

SHE has trouble with grammar??????

[83Gomez]

Who the hell cares?! He fucked up. Lets have some laughs and move on.

[MediaWire]

Not funny, and Kimmel sucks! Who watches his show anyway?

[scmisman]

Kimmel is a roundmouth.

[russ1951]

Kimmel still sucks!

[MarkandRobbie]

Been cosumed in Tigers shit and saw that coming a mile wide . Idont think Tigers gettin his rocks off at the mo , but he sertainly got a lot of love in his body . He has to share in case he suffocates his poor wife with all that extra lurve .GOD bless that man and the United States .

[wethepeopleLGVirgil]

Even if you like tiger this was funny. Lighten up and learn to laugh or get over your man crush.

[6tyhgbv]

WOW!

[deentea2002]

Hey The Cyoruk.....'NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!! SERIOUSLY!! ??? Why not? Do you feel sorry for Tiger? He doesn't deserve the ridicule?? Get a life....this was hilarious!! I guess you cheat alot and have 9 mistresses on the side and you are married.

[TheCyoruk]

Not funny at all!! Seriously!!

[mafiavsmafia1]

a 5

[JeffreyOsb]

I really should've seen that coming lol.

[sporeKAfan]

ok, great job, Jimmy. I was laughing so hard at the end.

[SuRihtanil]

hahahaha

[whlv22153]

that's sooooooooooooo fuckkked up, lol

[Treefrogs2]

keep laughing, the brother gets your white women

[bilesteve]

keep laughing, the 'brother' is not a 'brother', but by his own choice of nomenclature he is a 'Calabrasian', someone who recognizes all his ethnic ancestries and does NOT reject his 60+ % Asianhood.

He can pick who he likes.

[sidehilllie]

Actually, Tiger has always identified himself as a "Cablinasian"  Caucasian, Black, Indian, Asian.

[SwingLeft]

While I take his nigga-bitch~!

[heyocanada]

the rich get all women.

[TheAchilles09]

i'm not black but...that's classic !!

[SuRihtanil]

@Treefrogs2 lol Who cares! I could get a black, Mexican or Asian woman... whats your point? oh that's right you don't have one & btw there are some ugly ass white women in the world more power to you pls collect all the ugly/fat ones so I don't have to worry about them hitting on me.

[SuRihtanil]

@SuRihtanil on a 2nd note Tiger wants to be white.

[MrBrownstone1994]

biggest fail of all time---tiger woods backs out of his drive way hits a fire hyrdren drives forward and hits a tree in his neighbors lawn LMFAO

[OnRockIT]

I thought it was Guerillmo, but Kimmel hit this one out of the park LMAO!

[kingparkerIII]

YEAH! that jimmy is a hole in one.

[futurestar94britfan]

lol

[lrn2playnub]

wat a fag

[anonnemus]

damnit!! i hate that i read comments before watching the video..y'all ruined it for me...still funny though lol

[erdy79]

yeah tiger go go go.....hehe

[lastardriver]

Ha ha. Freakin Kimmel man.

[GiantSnail]

haha, right when they said "cocktail waitresses" i knew where it was going

[gekkomt]

LOL i KNEW it was gonna be tiger right when they said "cocktail waitresses"

[alexdostaler]

Hahaha, saw this coming when it was on SportsNation.

[Gotfried]

ROFLMAO.. I was also sure that it was gonna be Guillermo. What a plot twist!

[kevin25valencia]

yeah how did people not expect that? "12 cocktail waitresses"

[RockNDreamz]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[daeun21]

I thought it would be guillermo too. Haha!

[TgCruz15]

lol yeah i was thinking the same thing

[ChopperCity22]

this is mad funny..lol

[yoma6565]

tiger needs to lay off women for a while. What kinda dummy would hook up with a cheater like that...................oh right a gold digger lol

[queenzakiya91]

haha i so didn't expect that

[NegatioNZor]

Can't understand people who DIDN'T expect that tbh. It was so obvious.

[rs2wtf]

ooo lol!!

[ThomasAlanCarpenter]

haha I thought it's be guilmero

[reversetriangle]

Jimmy Kimmel gets his comedy from Howard Stern, but does it better.

[jorge10928]

lmfao i thought it was going to be guillermo or something.. laughed my ass off when it was tiger ll

[rashizzlle]

Hahahaha, didn't expect Tiger to be the bachelor. =P

[bellacaritaazul]

hahahaha

[mahamza86]

LOL Jimmy

You are a genius

[yzerman1919]

Hahah did not expect that. I guess Tiger deserves it

[a4g0t3nF1ght3r]

hahahaahaha!!!!!!

[CrankThatsk8]

haha Awesome

[jiggaluv123]

HAhAHAAHAHAH!!!. ouch

[Ev4d3r]

owned

[nabbunsechkie]

oh man oh man lol

[AthkrAllah]

hahahahahahhah

[bikerox]

lol

[ohnzee]

ahaha.. good one.. i thought it was guillermo

[oicub2]

A wise man once said

" A wise man once said "

Once he said it he knew

A wise man Knows what he doesn't know.

[TTomTB]

hahahaha i also thought it was going to be Guillermo

[thenQUYNHsaid]

@TTomTB

me too! i was waiting for it! lol

[04ray25number2]

I knew it was going to be Tiger, LOL!!

[saturday7142007]

man i wished it was guillermo

[wafflethug]

haha, I thought it was going to be Guillermo, but Tiger was a lot funnier.

[w1seguys]

lol I think Tiger's already done like half of those women.

[missccullen]

Haha :)