Drunken "Recovering Catholic" Musings

[joshpk84]

yeah you remind me of ex girlfriends past and how worthless modern american women are. badly cheaply sarcastic with zero class.

[merfwriter]

I think the priests LOVE hearing all the dirty sexual confessions from people because then they can live vicarisly through other people's sexual perversions in their mind or they are wacking off on their side of the confessional as you talk about your dirty thoughts and actions...I mean why else do you think they say,"Go on my child", when they want to hear more.

[SarahsAdventures]

a nun with a cape!

haha

[Talkinhorn]

I like this vid because the young lady is uniformely charming and fun, especially when she says "Cherry"!!

[cajoguno]

Wasn't she Nalrs' nanny?

[ChadBischoff]

I don't know how the fuck I found this video ..... but in my time on YouTube It's not about the journey ..... it's the destination. I've subscribed!

[distorteddogma]

I donno. I have a hard time envisioning a nun with a lip ring, sneaking around in the middle of the night to do videos while sitting in the rectory lavatory.

Be Well.

[tonygem]

This is a funny vid...BUT I don't like the catholic church because I was abused by priests when I was a kid. Personally I think the pope and the bishops are corrupt and pretty fucked up. Sorry but that's how I feel.

[1938superman]

I just saw this and I must say... I vote Kelley for Super-Nun. :-)

[fishlips90210]

Confession and penance restore the Baptized to a state of grace. But they do not affect a remission of the consequences of the intentional mal-doing. The things we choose to do, good or bad, will have consequences which will affect generations to come; perhaps till the end of time. "Now, go do the right thing." Cheers ! 

[Indie1Rob]

I'm with Dawkins, faith is evil.

[uItravioIet]

I'm so glad that I was raised as an atheist. :)

[torigirl35]

kell, i'm just trying to picture you wearing a habit. nutcheese is now "nuncheese"? lol... that's awesome.

*tori*

[kokohawk]

I love those odd but deep conversations that you have when you're drunk. I keep wanting to record some of them so that I can put them on here but my I never have my camera with me and it might get a little awkward if I "pull it out" as I'm talking with my friend.

[fehquig]

I remember being Catholic... I gave it up because I couldn't handle all the guilt :)

[Blinkazoid]

Cool, a modern day version of The Algonquin Round Table:)

Sally Field was The Flying Nun. Nutcheese could be "The Farting Nun". I *smell* a hit!!! LOL.

[foundonline]

The thought of Nutcheese at confession frightens me...

[anmoose]

LOL! Nothing better on a Saturday night than a drunk confessional. Somehow I do have visualization trouble, though, with Nutcheese and Nun in the same sentence...

[ukebandit]

this video brightened a really crappy day. thanks =)

[cameronm82]

omg, bson cracks me up.

[TrudySwan]

I love this! (Spoken by a super Lutheran.) ;)

[viddareff]

I think someone just wants to see you in a nun habit costume

[skooterx]

After getting ordained online last week, so I can perform a wedding ceremony for a friend next weekend, this puts everything in perspective.

[JimmerSD]

Okay, for pentance you need to say 32 Hail Mary's and recite Alice's Restaurant backwards.

Now you can receive communion

[Pipistrello]

That's me. I'm a recovering cathoholic, having been clean and sober from that parentally imposed addiction for over 30 years. Go me!

[NutCheese]

@Pipistrello How's that working out for you?

[Pipistrello]

@NutCheese Amazing. I've never been happier and more at peace with the world. ;)

[PrincessDiana161]

You exceed Nuns LOL

Is there such a thing as asshole nuns??? cause you are totally there already :D

You gotta get Jenn drunk more often....this is was mad funny LOL

[NutCheese]

@PrincessDiana161 I'm freakin precious Di... just ask the priests at my parish. :)

[sunsetlover]

Ahhhh this is the timpsy talk Rey was talking about... I love tipsy talk...

[NutCheese]

@sunsetlover I love recording tipsy talk...

[HeyRadialMoon]

Oh, Sister Kelley, please pray for us! #LOL

[NutCheese]

@HeyRadialMoon I pray for all the people who watch my videos... they NEED the prayer if they find my sick sense of humor entertaining.

[NihilistZealot]

I bet the confession booth is pretty ripe after nutcheese is done... "Letting it all out"

[NutCheese]

@NihilistZealot I walk out all squeaky clean :)

[HollywoodHogan4U]

Wonder if I should go to my 1st ever confessional now??? 40 Years old and have never been to confessional. Am I going to hell now? YIKES!!!!!

[NutCheese]

@HollywoodHogan4U Oh wow... I never said that!

[HollywoodHogan4U]

@NutCheese I know....Just saying it would not hurt me to go to a confessional at least once in my lifetime. Might actually relieve a lot of internal stress.

[NutCheese]

@HollywoodHogan4U I have to say... I was pleasantly surprised by what a cool experience it is. I haven't been going to it for that long though, so I totally suck at it.

[H3ADY1313]

I am so the J word... you guys had so much fun...dang I wish I lived near ya'll.... not that I would stalk you or anything... but I'm sure we would be friends... but not in a scarey YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND kinda way.... never mind...

[NutCheese]

@H3ADY1313 I'm much more boring in person... you aren't missing out on much.

[H3ADY1313]

@NutCheese doubt it... I have heard the stories...juss sayin

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

Uhm.. this is a lot to absorb, I just recently found out NutCheese was a girl...

[samurray5]

NunCheese .. I like it :) ... BSON RKs :P

[kidblood1]

Nuncheese that sounds good !

[NutCheese]

@kidblood1 What sounds good?

[thornekatt]

@NutCheese .....NUN-cheese!  = ]

[kidblood1]

@NutCheese Read the comment...NUNcheese,get it no NUT but NUNCHEESE. Crazy stuff,,,,,god bless Jen. Say a prayer for her NUNCHEESE

[talk74]

Tell Jen, confession is good for the soul - at least, that's what they say!

[NutCheese]

@talk74 Confession actually is really cool... she doesn't seem to believe me though.

[ruckersucker]

Sister Nutcheese...........it has a nice ring to it.

[NutCheese]

@ruckersucker You missed the part where I said I'm NOT going to become a nun.

[BoomerChick55]

OMG, just like the old days. Nut Cheese stealth cam.

[NutCheese]

@BoomerChick55 People should know better than to be drunk around me when I have access to a camera.