Vampire Taste Test - Tru Blood vs Human

[pizzapieguy12]

I want to be a vampire I want to be a vampire I want to be a vampire 2 inches

[xkiellaxrozex]

um wow. u have issues...

and next time, if u feel like u need to make another vid, get a new camera

[JizzedPantsproduct]

keep press 8 sounds like he fuck that girl

[aSpound]

vampires does not exist -_-

[Depthcharge]

True blood sure do know what they're doing xD

[AeFreaky]

You guys are pathetic you know that? Vampirism is real and so is hemothology . As for vampires living thousands of years i don't know, but some can have extraordinary power and strength it comes From drinking blood which has endorphins in it which boosts energy an strength it is jus like drinking and adrenal shot .

[LeviathanTank]

@AeFreaky no thanks.. i dont want to be a vampire.. i get my adrenaline from doing really, really dangerous shit.. like getting something which slows down my pulse and getting rid of it within 10 - 20 mins by focusing all my energy levels to speed up heart rate to keep the pulse up. you could say i evolved but nope its just one of the side effects of dying as much as i have done.. which sucks but meh 5 times is good enough each time was for up to 1 hour..

[PractitionersAlex]

@LeviathanTank Watch out guys! We have a badass here!

[LeviathanTank]

@PractitionersAlex if a bad ass has his jaw dislocated for 16 weeks while having work done on it having some teeth removed to prevent them going poisonous and having 1 or 2 glands removed along with having enough injections put into my face to knock out an elephant to have some work done on the muscles and skull repair from a life i'd like to forget then yes i'm a bad ass

[PractitionersAlex]

@LeviathanTank It isn't possible for teeth to go 'poisonous' idiot. You are such a bad ass!

[LeviathanTank]

@PractitionersAlex and what makes you a professional of a dental expertise? my dentist and the doctors who organised the operation even said my teeth were going poisonous, apparently they had opened perminate holes in my gum leading into the blood stream.. now stop being a prick and get your ass outside and join the real men. you want to fuck with me, come find me in my work out in the woods cutting down trees by hand, no power tools allowed.. what we do is measurements and angles to take it out

[PractitionersAlex]

@LeviathanTank You really are an idiot. Poisonous teeth? hahahaha. You sound like a fucking hick, Id beat you to a pulp ;)

[LeviathanTank]

@PractitionersAlex bet you say that to all the people you meet hidden behind a computer screen when you know they won't be able to find you. so heres hoping you don't ever meet me.. or you'll be choking at the end of my arm hanging over a cliff edge while i wait for you to say sorry. and probably piss your pants, not really sure yet but we'll see.. and as for these Vampire people.. i'm still waiting for one of them to come attempt to kill me. seeing as nothing so far has worked.

[PractitionersAlex]

@LeviathanTank You sir, are a moron.

[LeviathanTank]

@PractitionersAlex see there you go still calling me stuff from the safety behind your computer.. save a few people then you'll see what my life is like. and no i don't mean help the homeless get back on their feet, thats more of a hobby of mine. but save someone from a rampaging river risking your own life to save another. i saved one of my friends and if it wasn't for me he'd be in a grave right now. took no second thought to dive in after him, and thanks to quick reflexes and a high pain rate

[LeviathanTank]

@PractitionersAlex we survived.. sort of.. i mean i did end up in hospital with multiple amounts of damage including an dislocated shoulder. and a cracked skull.. but meh they got all the stone shards and log splinters out of my body. and now i have some pretty mean scars on my back. now its christmas so i kindly ask you not to reply to this and stop being so fucking ignorant of the things just because your a pussy who won't dare attempt them.

[PractitionersAlex]

@LeviathanTank Ill wait for you.I know where you mountain bike.

[LeviathanTank]

@PractitionersAlex up to you it doesn't bother me.. except one thing.. my mountain bike is broken so now i'm weight walking.. i take about 16kgs of weights in my bag and go walking up the path. getting my legs back into shape.. there was a time were some of my friends knew me as a juggernaught due to me being unstoppable.. if i break my leg i'll walk on it for about 10 miles before stopping to repair it. and besides i'm sure i'll be able to beat you as my mountain bike route is also my training

[LeviathanTank]

@LeviathanTank grounds where i learn to use my hands and melee combat weapons

[KittyKatz547]

He's cute =3

[AmazingSheyla5]

oh thats great...LOL blah blah blah blah

[SollerGeo]

vampires not exist

[BlueSpirit242]

what will happen if a vampire consume human food?

[Vampwars]

@BlueSpirit242, it depends on what you watch/read/believe. In the movie, "Let The Right One In", the little vampire girl tries to eat some human candy & throws it up. In the film, "The Lost Boys" they show the vampires eating Chinese food with no problem. In Anne Rices' novels, the vampires liked the taste of certain foods/drinks. Others show vampires eating food but not explaining what it does or how it taste to them. Like I said in the beginning, it just depends on what you watch/read/believe.

[SollerGeo]

its not real -_-

[tayuyasempai]

How cute :3

[JayceMearesShit]

Wow. This guy is so horridly pathetic. I can't believe that people actually believe in vampires and shit... What idiots.

[0051chris]

A drunk commedian. :-D

Thats not real blood he's drinking. Because real blood is dark red, not bright red.

Next time he is drunk, he would treat the scent of a rose as the nose of a young babe dipping in bowl of blood. lol :-D

[RevDragonlighter]

Get better equipment douche

[SolidGaby]

lol

[XenyaRavenwood64]

@SolidGaby i'm fond of vampires, always have been, and, that being said, i would be an idiot if i wasn't at least a little afraid of this guy. i'm torn between wanting to scream and wanting to ask him what the hell he's thinking. i've never met a vampire who likes killing innocents just for fun, or even to prove a point. he's insane.

[JayceMearesShit]

@XenyaRavenwood64 ROFL you have never even MET a vampire. How do I know this? They arent fucking REAL!!! You have REALLY bad delusions if you truly believe in vampirism...

[XenyaRavenwood64]

@JayceMearesShit ok, two things I really want to say to u...1) stop cussing at me. I see enough people every day with their minds and mouths in the gutter. I don't need it on the internet, too. 2) Anything is possible, so unless u can disprove it, u must assume it is real. stop being so closed-minded and u might actually see past the tip of ur own nose for once...

[dallasdoby3]

@XenyaRavenwood64 You definitely should not come to Youtube if you do not want to see gutter talk.

[XenyaRavenwood64]

@dallasdoby3 I know i shouldn't.  But, for some strange reason beyond my comprehension, i like coming to youtube. oh, by the way, jaycemearesshit, i still think you're extremely short-sighted and need to at least try to see past your nose. i'm only suggesting for your sake, though, because that view must have gotten old after the first few hours, and who knows how long you've been putting yourself through that boredom...and, as to vampires, yes, they are real.

[UnscapeOnlinedotcom]

he look more like a were wolf lolololol i am telling you if you kill another human next thing you will kno you will not get another taste of the human blood what you will taste is DEATH!

[SuzieLuvsBodie]

Stake him ! nah too good let him meet the sun less rubbish left over

[Zitkala11]

its awesome how the fangs come out

[danniitre]

I'd tap that.

[DRACONIANINCUBUS]

better than raw...

[tastythighs180]

who's his dealer?

[UnscapeOnlinedotcom]

never say yes or else the vampire can sense you though your finger prints on your board i think... O_o

[dilligaf93]

Fail.

[derryquinn]

God so fake!

[cohenmarioman]

this comment is so uneducated about what this channel really is.

[derryquinn]

I simply meant that it was done very badly in that it wasn't even slightly believable, I did come of a bit stupid however.

[ooshadygirloo]

he didn't pick his favorite.. lol...

[twilightchick1000]

why was it soo pixelated and crappy?

[Hellsing455]

i think the video was meant to be that way...if you pay close attention the quality of the "actual" video is pretty good...

and the fx couldn't be done if his camera was that fucked...lol

[Pyben0]

i fell asleep

[dischordianjoy]

He seriously can't act.

[JulyaJensenA]

aiurea:)) lipsa de ocupatie (:|... sucks:-j

[lestatfille]

he looks like a Britney Spears' fan.

Stake him!!

[ninjibarb]

I agree with hra6! Stake him!! That was pretty stupid.

[lateralex90]

is this supposed to be something for True blood show,isn't it?

[chrispirlloisanerd]

I thought there were laws against vampires feeding on people?!

[ooshadygirloo]

the person has to consent to be bitten in True Blood/Sookie Stackhouse novels, otherwise it's illegal... the humans in Twilight don't even know vamps exist.

[shinosladybirdbeetle]

its in the vampyre codex ANYWAYS that they have to consent or its illegal

[Brako1980]

Please put an end to your life... I love vampires, and that was depressing...

[hra6]

Stake Him.

[ash13yk1]

that was fucking clamato juice!!! and his camera coincidentally went to shit when he supposedly bit ol girl....trying to get famous like chris crocker huh buddy??

[Doublenice1]

mm hmm...

pleasent...

this dudes camera sucks and for the record- vampires are real XD

[Virgil1916]

he hee. what a lovely response. I'm guessing it made his blood boil though lol

[sleepingpill2]

hmm i could be totally off, but does anyone notice how close callen is to cullen? and if that was on purpose, props go to true blood people. love twilight, but the true blood vampires would kick their asses.

[Raydragonmaster]

that cam really sucks

[1witchshaman]

You ain't no BIll!

LOL

[xxemo101]

This is a disgrace. You can not do this type of thing. people will come after you. vamps will come after you.

[mel22332]

You need help. If you are angered by a stupid little comment like mine then you are seriously in the shit. Your psyche is off, I bet your therapist has fun writing out your perscriptions. Take a chill pill, sorshavampyr, and find yourself a fuckbuddy, because your problem with me could mean you need laid. I just can't seen to stomach your ignorance.

[lowndessooner]

Wow, sounds pretty funny.

[am250]

Uhh....you guys do realize that this is just a trailer for a show coming on HBO next year right?

[udannlin]

next year? its on right now.

[am250]

Really? I wish someone would download it somewhere so I could watch it...T_T

[gamingguru10]

i have them all on my pc. give me your e-mail and I'll send them 2 u.

[Starblubber]

Have you never heard of torrents?

[am250]

No, what's dat? ^_^

[Virgil1916]

hahaha starblubber has n-o i-d-e-a!!! He's clueless, or else he's clueful(which isnt a word lol) and has chosen to remain silent. Torrents are too difficult to explain with the word count limit, and its pretty tech savvy.

[HeartOfFantasy]

Absolutely a disgrace.

[sexysessy121]

wow just wow really i have no comment.....

[joffeloff]

Lol, electrolytes, is that an Idiocracy reference? Or just a Gatorade reference?

[chicgurl1000]

what the heck is wrong with the pixels??

[cxtranger]

LOL! ELECTROLYTES!! Is gatorade marketing to vampires too?

[Vampumpkin]

um..... i agree with hrmione.....

[HrmioneGranger2014]

he is so STUPID!!! fangs are more towards th back of your mouth! and theyre on th bottom set of teeth, also. he's just a wacked-out human whos trying to creep ppl out wen they think about vampires. were not tht bad we dont kill ppl!!!

[Tohru80]

this is a promotion for the new hbo series true blood which is based off of a book series by charlaine harris (called the southern vampire series). it is a tv show, of course they have things that are dramatized and "hollywood".

[DethWhysh]

hmmm it messes up at the end. you can tell hes not biting. I bite and my friend bite....for blood. yes thats right for blood. That was very dramtic and fake. If not then come get me....im waiting.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Your comment has just the right amount of shock value, with a nice "Yeah, you heard me, I crossed the line!" sandwiched neatly right in the middle. Talk about dramatic and fake.

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

Agreed... Im so looking forward to this series, since I love vampires... But what with this coming out and the new Twilight movie coming out... I garantee there will be alot of obsessive people coming out of the woodworks. I think it' just a cry for attention.

[Mysterey101]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb who's comment?

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

@Mysterey101 DethWhysh

[mel22332]

Pish. You think you are a vampire, that you are immortal? I would like to see what damage can be done by such a weak, not to mention ignorant, child such as you. You pretend to be something that your pathetic group covets only as a byproduct of your humorless childhood. Find yourself in the bliss of a razorblade and rid this world of your filth.

[readein]

You are pretty uninformed apparently. This is a viral marketing video for the new HBO show Trublood.

[mel22332]

I know, I was just kidding. Wow, my humorless comment is absolutely right on. Loosen up, don't take everything so seriously.

[hapibth0pel3ss]

this is why you chouldnt let little kids do your makeup for you, or you'll end up looking like this dude.

[mizzsaylor]

O.o someone has been reading there vampire romance novels xD dude seriously

[Tweakyjane]

oh jeez. -_-

[angelicricky]

fuckn queer lol

[christytheslayer]

I havent seen this much acting since I went to a panto. Ha ha, Lol if there is any real vampires then stop been little panseys!

[alwayzsk8]

yea take the phrase oh bite me and put it to good use and....BITE ME u day light hatin punks

[BloodCreations]

wow....-.-

[AkeshaStratton]

he's so gay .. but soo cute :)

[lalalalalovelyyyyyyy]

lmao lmao i love how this whole channel is just a commercial for that new drink

[Tlazohtzin]

Nah, it's viral marketing for HBO's new show, TrueBlood, based on Charlaine Harris's series.

[lalalalalovelyyyyyyy]

okay.

[SmartNameHere]

LOL. I love this guy. I wanna kidnap him and put him in a psych-ward. ROFL.

[Hatekrew1987]

that was hilarious

[Cosplay84106]

>_> Whoa kay then.

That was slightly frightening.

lmao XD

[MickiiProductions]

wierd how it gets al blurry when hes feeding on the human, who.. presumably looks dead. I thought you vampires liked your blood warm, and your victems.. " alive "

[MeihuaPeach]

haha this was entertaining.

[overratedname]

blah?

[RevolutionsStart]

God. This was the most retarded thing I have ever seen. And I've seen some pretty retarded stuff. I'm willing to bet you that guy isn't even a real fang(i never did care for the term vampire).

[halcyonlurker]

It's a promo for a fuckin show, duh!!

[myspacesuxbad]

Dude..I think it's the other way around, the show is a promo for the ammendment, just look at the vampire league and fellowship of the sun website, looks like they're taking it pretty seriously.

[lsugirl123]

The show's based on a book. o_0

[cohenmarioman]

all part of the viral ads. It is amazing how so real it is.

[robin61720]

is it just me or did that girl look like one of those creepy Japanese love dolls?

[KentaTakahashiKun]

>.> the glitch is same as samson video but not as bad

[hyperspaz101]

...What the fuck?!

[ichigo14hell]

this is so awesome... yet true in a way. Still I do wish that you didn't relive yourself. to bad that you understand that the japanese are doing this so that both mortals, and vampires live in peace.

[angelicricky]

vampires arent real are they?

[Cosplay84106]

Personally I think they are.

I know one. :D

But most people don't believe in them.

If I where to introduce then to the person I'm talking about I think they'd change their mind.

[ichigo14hell]

this is interesting, but dude... you reviled your self. Thats not good. Even I know better.

[ATBG]

XP lolz

[MCclass80]

hey I haven't seen you in a long time but of course your all way's as mad as hell.