Yogscast - Condemned: Criminal Origins 1

[Ticker817]

this scares me and im not even paying much attention 

[sprite957]

give the controller to simon 1 min later he cant barely talk lol

[thedowntowndogg]

just give it to somon and i think he'll freak out more

[thingyjigy]

whats the scariest best game on steam??

[misOlga10]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA i i i cant watch this D:

[misOlga10]

IM MORE SCARED THEN HANNAH!

[TheNewmanEmpire]

Was she crying? P.s. She sounds so hot!!!

[evilshortman1]

boring

i play bioshock now thats scary this is funny to me :D

[TheTheGroggrog]

Had to watch this with every light in my room on.....

[JoshDAlegend1]

356 people had heart atacks during this video

[SingASong3211]

Was she really crying? Because it did sound real and Simon was all like "it's ok" on her.

[fireflavio99]

was she really craying

if she did then dont worry lol :)

[gfann55]

Thank you soooo much for the good time Hanna your screams bring me such joy.

[Laurioco]

Dont worry hannah if i was playing this game i would act exactly the same way as you so would simon if he was to play it at midnight in the dark on his own :)

[MustardDie456]

Watching this at 11:36 PM.

Not really the best idea I've ever had...

[Frenzicator]

I wish I never clicked on this...

[zeldawn07]

wow...

[TeenagerzDream]

I peed myself.

[jackdkei]

I'm used to these games because of playing amnesia and penumbra black plague.

[ulmxn]

The controls are absolutely shitty, and I actually only got scared when Hannah freaked out. Well done!

[SushiSword]

ti skiped to the end of it and i al most shat myself

[moonstave]

I played that game bewarned ITS SCARY AS FUCK!!!

[naughtytree]

The Tahoma-like typeface on the menu certainly set the terrifying mood for this game, I feel.

[gamergod321]

thts a vry nice lady sssscream u have there simon

[bowserandluigiteam2]

If she was a real police officer she would be dead for sure

[TheMidnightdagger]

I-I don't wanna scroll up!!!!!!

[TheGameSpy1]

Can anyone tell me how to change my name on this? Im trying to do the 'Shoverfighter' cheat

[MrTakvam]

my room is all dark, ive just started waatching, but after looking at the comments im considering not to watch more....

[longhairdlout]

lol 21 minutes in when their screaming reminds me of the vikings in sorry iv got no head xD

[longhairdlout]

at 15 minutes in im thinkin too myself " hurry the fuck up and go, jeez its clearly a bear and bears arent scarey, im bored of the corridor go shoot the bear and we can move on"

[Organization13Axel8]

I told myself that this wasn't scary at the first of the video... halfway through, I changed my mind.

[GigstaMark]

Oh god... why did i watch this its 3 in the morning OH GOD!!!!!!

[Annificationable]

I shit myself and then Hannah just goes "I shot him in the willy!"

[BEWhiteDragon00]

This is such a great game. I love how terrified Hannah is, and how they both scream like little girls

[JaxMano]

If they think this is bad they should try playing the second mission from F.E.A.R 2. Crapped my pants when i played.

[9896yoyo]

maby i shouldnt watch this at 2 in the morning...

[ZeroGamersHD]

Im so mad that hannah is playing this because she goes through all cautious lol sometimes you just have to run out and get scared shitless.

[awsomewolfman124]

I mean 20:49

[awsomewolfman124]

IT was like paranormal activeity at 20:51

[NothingNewNorth]

yay for parinoia!!!

[Jade65786]

I THINK I PISSED MYSELF!!!!!

[Jade65786]

note to self: DO NOT WATCH THIS AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING ON FULL SCREEN!!!!!!

[hellbat723]

04:53 While watching that i thought '' Why the fuck they were on a date in that stupid, scary basement???''

[lukazzz10]

Turn on the wool remix and kick some ass :)

[TheTacoman2254]

YOUTUBE IS NOW EXTREMLY PISSING ME OFF. THOSE SIDE ADS SHOULDNT FUCKING HAVE SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANGE THIS YOUTUBE IT IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF AND IS DISRUPTING THE VIDEOS IT HAS HAPPENED SO MAN TIMES IN THE PAST 3 DAYS

[halofreak206]

20:58, you're welcome

[Slydude200]

I'm going with YoungSingerGirl!!! :(

[YoungSingerGirl991]

Omg this scares me alittle but I need to watch something from the yogscast!-.-

[LotrKotor6]

Hannah "oh fuck me" Me: um ok :)

[baris9012]

Play Doom 3!!!!

[9896yoyo]

@baris9012 that was a good game when it came out... but... now i think it sux

[alkex12345]

24:09 waiting for something to happen after having to turn to meele "hannah" OH GOD!!! ..... "Me" Shit oh shit "screaming at screen"

[TinySquouse]

i think i failed the mission in the description (and yes, my lights are off)...

[scatterfull]

" i shot his willy"

[MysticLuxray]

*looks around the corner*

Hannah: are u gonna....are u gonna hold my haAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Simon AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH

both:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[pitchkid20]

this commentary is retarded. they try to compare the graphics to those of la noire. but the two games were released six years apart. it's not a legit comparison

[boing67656]

Simon playing the ponies game was creepier O_O

[JoshDAlegend1]

@boing67656 Totally agreed

[DarkSonic06]

lol i luv yogscast they are LEGEND.



[BitesHisTail]

Could i play this game on my nvidia 6200 agp? I played FEAR 1 on high on this old card, and i heard Condemned uses the same engine as FEAR 1 . So could i play it? :)

[Ashchethem]

This was surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

[Joshs75Kos]

I feel so sorry for Hannah, she is so fucking scared. Simon be a gentleman and you have a go and see how scary it is.

[mjbromann]

THIS GAME IS LIKE SAW AND SAW FLESH AND BLOOD

[ThatJonSplitzShow]

Why did I buy this game?

[SunsetGlowful]

Lol that stuff is scary -_-

[livepink217]

1. you shouldve put it on easy because it was to hard to finish

2. quite scary? you almost shit yourselfn the later videos

3. you needed that sensitivity waaaayyyyyyyy lower.

[MediumRare103]

Wait witch one came first this one or bloodshot?

[AskDaLazyDude]

simon and hannah should go out =D

[minermadness21]

@AskDaLazyDude isn't hannah going out with lewis?

[ronconr]

I hate watching this in fullscreen becuase sometimes i cant pause the video D:

[zippeduniform3]

To all the guys who say this game isn't scary:

THE GAME IS ONLY SCARY WHEN PLAYED BY YOU ON A BIG SCREEN!!

[xxblair1212xx]

Thumbs up if your eyes at the start hurt

[thaboss1451]

lewis get on the damn controller lol

[Ragedaonenlonely]

This is not remotely scary, I don't see what all the fuss is about.

[0161choco98]

the shadows around the torch, makes it look like someones creeping up on her

[BEASLAND000]

@0161choco98 thatsssss a nicccce crack houssssse you have there....

[LunaMalfoy4ever]

I was extremely bored after waking up at 3 am. So decided to watch this. I now regret it.

[zerrierslizer1]

when that can moved i screamed!!!!!

[kelvinbanner]

this is borderline unbearable to watch

[TheUTAUmania]

I keep rewatching this series in the hope that when I get to part 24, I'll see a little update saying that you actually decided to finish the game. I know it's totally up to you guys, but it really would be nice to see how the game ends, and your commentary makes it really easy to deal with the horror aspect, Hannah in particular makes it extremely funny. ^_^

[lewdra]

She scared me more than the game

[grocrossbonesver42]

Call me insane.I'm watching this at 12:33 in the after noon.

[serasvictoria2925]

@grocrossbonesver42 dude i read your comment and i looked at the time and it was 12:33!!! YOURE NOT ALONE!!!!

[L0ligagger]

omg hannah annoys me how slow she plays this game its not THAT bad xD but its still hellah funny

[kevin27ism]

this game really isnt scary but the second actually is a lot better when it comes to scares

[girlplaysminecraft]

Im only watching this and Im pissing my pants.

[merocghomec]

really man the subtitles no work

[C0rnH0lio1]

The killer is missing a finger!

[FOOZMAN102]

'I Shot His Willy'... LMAO

[xxxninjaspartanxxx]

when he says its comin from in here he sounds like peter griffin from family guy

[sixthbeest]

@mrmonstercactus wow man, that was dark, but I kinda get an idea where your comeing from, 7 of my freinds cut there wrists because of bullieing

[CRAZYPADDY2008]

had to buy this game on games n demand lol

[Chaos20114]

like-dislike where the FUCK is the love button

[Chaos20114]

@Chaos20114 or scared the fuck out of my skin

[musicnab]

btw. i subbed just because of simons commentary lmao

[musicnab]

14:50 "oo00oOOo its vety dark :O"

[asas059]

VELMA NO FEAR

[speccyninja]

353 addicts disliked this.... 7303 FBI agents liked it :)

[imrjacal45]

Ha she said Willy nobody says willy these days

[Tobuscusbiggestfan]

I dont like it

[SquirrelieGirlie202]

oh god i was screaming when the first druged dude showed up

[TheDiamondShredder]

@haggiss dude, chill

[Stephy179]

@TheDiamondShredder : (( Thank Yoou .

[TheDiamondShredder]

@Stephy179 No prob.

[Soulkid459]

BTW At the end i screamed so loud my whole neighborhood came rushing to my house and asking what happen and one guy said where's the killer lemme at em' and the guy that said that had a shotgun in his hand

[Soulkid459]

This is XBox It's like Left 4 Dead but with 1 Person

[sugarbeautyful]

you know the way you are not sure of yourself so you walk slow but that just builds tension and puts me into a heart attack zone but there is something about games like this,that just will not let me stop watching .

[sugarbeautyful]

when i started watching this i was like: if they freak out when they see a spider in minecraft then this is going to be very funny.

[lash422]

Simon: now get in there and shoot that drug addict in the face

Hanna:*switches her gun so its upside down

[lash422]

There r cult movies then there are cult utube chanles this is one of them

[ValorSage]

*Clink*

AH!!!!!!



[MrEmotaco321]

i love watchin peeps shit themself

[Nataliek141]

Through the whole time I was about to have a heart attack. I hate these kind of games things and Hannah I kno how you feel.

[Redr7ddle]

2 bullets center mass Hannah

Or at least one

[thesadtruth1]

u guys just need to suck it up lmao!!!!!!!!! you wont be so scared then. B/c there is no time for paranoia to kick in.

[GijsSkate]

hahahhaa love the english accent ''a bo'ol

[1Lunar2]

Hannah, you suck at games...

[iluvcandyxx99]

Im only thirteen and its 2:27am

Ahould i really be watching this??

Im gonna go with yes

[MomentoiyaHalfDragon]

For all you people watching this game for the first time. LOOK. BEHIND. YOU. ALWAYS! When you get to the (SPOILER ALERT)Stop here if you don't want to hear more )  Maniquins,KICK ALL OF THEIR HEADS OFF. You won't know which is real,and which is fake.

[AngelWilkes]

im 9 almost 10 but i love the yogscast vidios i dont care that they swear i think they rock!!!!!!!!!!

[Stephy179]

I'm really different to her . I'm sorry SHE wrote those stuff . I bet you yoo won't believe me but people do that !! I'm 100% honest !! My older sister wrote all those comments . She thinks she's so smart and that .

[haggiss]

@Stephy179 stfu racist cunt

[Stephy179]

@haggiss I'm sorry !! : ((

[haggiss]

@Stephy179 stfu you beta phaggot

[Stephy179]

@haggiss Jesus Christ I'm sorrry !! Actually , now I feel what my sister was feeling !!

[haggiss]

@Stephy179 your the most beta phaggot ive ever seen in my life

[Stephy179]

@haggiss Fuck off , leave my lil' sis alone .

[haggiss]

@Stephy179 stfu kunt

[Stephy179]

@haggiss Stuff You Cunt . Learn your grammar !!

[haggiss]

@Stephy179 suck my 5 inch white dick, you phaggot

[Stephy179]

@haggiss Correction : Faggot .

[haggiss]

@Stephy179 ill spell phaggot however i phucking want, infact ill spell any vulgarism however i phucking want,... INFACT ill spell any phucking word HOWEVER I WANT.

[Athene1121]

@haggiss Try going to a school and getting a decent education before trying to flame someone, start a flame war and/or troll. Beause you're horrible at it. ALL of them.

[haggiss]

@Athene1121 your comment is so powerful and so true it has spoken to me on a level that has changed my core values and outlook on life, thank you for making me a better person.......phaggot

[superawesome78765]

"i shot his willy" lol



[TheGooeyCheese]

One second i'm freakin scared next i'm laughing my head off :D

[FANDAPANTS]

.........lol =3

[EPICGUY777]

I want to see Toby play this! :)

[Snakegg2]

Call me an idiot. I am watching this at 1:40 in the morning!

[MrNorthman32]

@Snakegg2 XD me 2

[oFf3nD]

@Snakegg2 Same me - 2:17 xD firft time ever...

[MsSuperfighter]

@Snakegg2 well im watcing zt 4:52 in the morning

[megapotato1]

@Snakegg2 belive it or not, i sleep at day and watch youtube videos all night. life. is good :)

[Minecraft101Guide]

@Snakegg2 Call me insane, im watching this at 3:06 in the morning! Im in Cali.

[NewWithDrew]

omg... YOU GUYS WATCH MONK!!!! One of the best freakin' shows on Earth.

[m1necraft1a]

Lewis;ehhhhhh

Hannah;balls to that

[LtZedKilla]

"Now get in there, and shoot that drug addict in the face!"

Best motivational speech ever.

[MrBlocker06]

hannah is terrible

[cafaling]

Hey! You should try Metro 2033!

[skyrimfan11111]

i like how simon says get in there and shoot that drug addict in the face since hes talking to hanna

[Paparpadeo]

The only reason why im not scared to death because of this is that i gt company,Hannah,and Simon.

[Paparpadeo]

If UV(Ultra Violet)lamps are being used so close to people,it can do some serious damage there.

[vampiregirl7195]

wait a moment why am i watching this at midnight

[legendary123321]

This is scarier than dead space

[MolestacheVG]

This was painful to watch.

[ahbrother]

I was scared the whole time I watched this

[sugar51x]

did she start crying at the very end?

[sugar51x]

the worst part is: its 11 at night an my brother is sleeping in here so i cant turn on the lights! help!

[sugar51x]

Hannah: Are you gonna hold my ha-

Both: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

[kILLERcATSeATfACES]

they should play fear

[Gunz12121212]

@kILLERcATSeATfACES Fear is less scary then this xD

[kILLERcATSeATfACES]

they got freaked out when the guy came up and she shot him in the testicles, LOL

[PandaExpress1337]

I shot him in the willy!

[TheArcher20]

lol hannah shot him in the dick.



[TheArcher20]

i don't know if its just me but at the beginning the open chest of the crow looked kinda like a present. does anyone else think so?

[phanto233]

Lol I really wanna watch these panzies play scary maze :3

[BalisongAbraxas]

Now that I've read summaries of what the hell the plot of this game was, I'm going to watch all of these videos a second time :D

[HDTRAILERZ1]

vie never seen this game but i thought it would be in third person

[MGDinoSan]

The "fright Night" picture with the girl looks cute :D

[Adamthegreat2k9]

i think i shit my self when he first ran at him with the plank of wood

[Jacksmithsmith]

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't go on and watch the rest, at the last level Hanna rage quits like a bitch!

[9789logan]

Holy crap at 10:06 the vid started to buffer and scared the crap out of me