How'd It Get Burned?

[chriscos123]

Hadagenburg, Germany

[jedihunter176]

How to get bird? HOW TO GET BIRD? HOWTOGETBIRDHOWTOGETBIRD?

[ShouriJr]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE OUT HOW IT GOT BURNED

[ROFLthatsme]

fire?

[Lottanubs]

BURN IT WITH FIRE

[YasinMontana]

THEY TOOK URR JOBSSSSSSSS!! XC

[SmileyCantDance]

I DONT!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@SmileyCantDance KNOW!

[LeNickoHz]

HADDIGETBURNED?!

[The1979Warriors]

Anakin burned..... ANAKIN BURNED!!!! ANAKIN BURNED ANAKIN BURNED!!!!!

[ChristopherJ42]

@The1979Warriors No. It doesn't work at all. Good effort though.

[chaoticpix93]

Sweetie Belle: It's not that burned.

[Pedrosdanckwardt]

It's like Cage came to work that day and decided that, "nope, I wont act today."

[rub1k]

I sense an oscar coming, Mr. Cage.

[Hem4fiction]

i get the same reaction when i burnt my toast

[MrKarlozz]

You didn't get a bird. It's a doll

[grendelee]

I am not leaving till you answer this question.

"How....DID IT....get....BIRD?"

[KhaledAlAsad]

Twilight: Spike?

*shows burned book*

Spike: Um...

Twilight: How'd it get burned?

Spike: I...

Twilight: HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D GET IT BURNED?HOW'D GET IT BURNED?

[AlexLong1000]

@KhaledAlAsad *Applause* 

[KhaledAlAsad]

@AlexLong1000 Thank you! Thank you!

[mattyh50]

He's holding Ganon

[DrCarl]

"I don't snow"?

[jovicans]

Hanukkah bird....

[craftynumber2]

Ha. What a story, Mark

[ishosoi]

i can fap to this

[tintor2]

okay, how do we get burned? Let's seem, firemen try save us from the........ wait, I don't remember.... it's something hot and I think I already wrote it in this comment....... I still don't remember

[BaylorTheModernHero]

Please someone tell him how to get bird!

[timeparadox888]

IT GOT BURNED BY THE BEES.

[Freal9198]

How to give birth?How to give birth?!HOW TO GIVE BIRTH?!?!

[thisisrumorcontrol]

You got to give credit to a man who can speak so fast we can hear his words before his lips move.

[atomichead777]

lip sync fail

[SecretService80]

HAADIGETBURND!?

[wtftv42]

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[ninjajoy]

My guess. Someone lit it on fire.

[elkinsinboxinc]

pause at 0:04 . Now laugh your ass off.

[CimarronHorse]

I hate to disappoint you, but rubber lips are immune to your BURNS.

I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of BEES.

While you were still learning HOW IT GOT BURNED, I was being trained... to conquer galaxies!

You'd better hold on tight, YOU BITCHES. *spits*

[Shrader926]

They burned it........and then they're going to burn me..........

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

[lowsten]

My hair is a bird, your arguement is invalid.

[IFapToGayPorn]

How to get porn??

[Ichiboy900]

@IFapToGayPorn Heineken Bird

[DoubleSwords47]

That's the conversation between Cage and his wife every noon, on the table.

[Kelleygarret]

Ok how did his toast get burnt.

[The1979Warriors]

How To Get Bird!!! lol

[ProTexE]

HOWDIGIBURNED?

[KillerHelix]

Poor toast.

[jigglypiggly]

HOWDIGAVERN

[reuben0110]

it got burned because that silly woman left the kitchen

[MidnightRiderr11]

Will someone please tell him Howdageburned?!

[Jonisfilm]

HOWDGDBUURD!?!?!?

[ShadowNny]

I still prefer this to the bible thumpery that was the original.

[DaveElectric]

I don't think I laughed at the ending of a movie more than this shitty remake.

[AntiXaldin]

WITH FIRE!

[EPICCCOMBOBREAKER]

howdagiburrrhd

[0andrewsmith0]

@EPICCCOMBOBREAKER LOOOOOOOOOL

[MattisseWH]

@EPICCCOMBOBREAKER Theytookmarjob!

[Truth118]

SHE DOESNT KNOW

[superburnley1882]

HADAGABRN

[BollyBibby]

Spoilers: it got burned with fire

[Ltxirkin]

The real question is....

Will it blend?

[frazzz1170]

@Ltxirkin i was laughing at the video until i saw that comment.

[savethepie]

how did it burned? The world may never know….

[orrestrnden]

How do get bird you said. well.. shit I don't know.. bait?

[NarutooftheRasengan]

4 people know how it got burned.

[patryk30111]

Every-time you re watch this, it gets better.

[Serpette94]

HADEGEBURN

[IdoNotRunAjamFactory]

With a remake this bad, you know the original has got to be good.

[DeadManTalkingLD]

-Southpark "They took our jobs" voice- Howdegehburrr?!

[ZombieFighter95]

spoiler: she doesn't know

[misterrandompancake]

HOW TO GIVE BIRTH

[dxjrules5]

I showed this and the original to my best friend and this one scared the hell out of her.

[DaWhatTheFox]

Hurikiturk!

[Nattacus]

HADJEGEVERNED?!

[jedihunter176]

How to get bird?

HOW TO GET BIRD?

HOWTOGETBIRDHOWTOGETBIRD?

[rkkim]

@jedihunter176 His hair is a bird, your argument is irrelevant.

[Trudde1337]

@jedihunter176 Haven't you heard? The bird is the word.

[grendelee]

@jedihunter176 that made this much better, lol.

[imsexingwithagirl]

Wait in a videoclip i saw toast and here a doll WTF

[Spottedheart98464]

@imsexingwithagirl the one with toast was a joke, in the movie it's really a doll

[worzoro]

@imsexingwithagirl did u come from funnyjunk

[scabbarae]

1 person got burned

[GreatKingMinos]

"How'd it get burned!"

"Someone set it on fire...?"

[captaintaco2345]

Oh god, what is that?! what is that?! Oh god NOT THE BEES!!!! NOT THE BEEE'S...Wait...How'd the bees get burned!!

[oklahomagal09]

the toast one is the best

[backlot831]

Somehow the fact the sound is out of sync with the picture just makes it funnier

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

HEY! I know how it got burned! It was burned by-

NO NOT THE BEES

NOT THE BEES

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES

[jackspicer8564]

HOW DID IT BURN?!

I DONT. KNOW.

BUT HOW?!

[Convoicev2]

I honestly though he was saying "How did ya burn" until I saw this

[shloobenstein]

Clearly Mr. Cage is requesting the presence of one Hadigget Byrne.

[az0r22]

HOW IT GET BIRD ?

[itztheJL]

HADIGET VERN! HADIGET VERN! HADIGET VERN!

lol he's who?

[supadude626]

HADGEBURN!!!

[imnotalogin]

i thought he was holding a dead bird and saying "HOW TO GET BIRD HOW TO GET BIRD"

[roofpaint]

BURN'D IT HOW GET

[IMasterFiveMagics]

That was an emotional moment lol

[supermariofan03]

perfect stinger for mst3k

[Serpette94]

They're burning her .... and then they're going to burn me !

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[MikeCOYS18]

@Serpette94 Troll 2 : OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[ghostface320]

@Serpette94 hahahahaha nice reference

[WilliamBroichYAY]

it got bured by fire

[lcieRebel]

HOW TO GET BIRD!

[rtsrts2]

what have you learnd what have you LEARND!.. WHAT HAVE YOU LEARND WHAT HAVE YOU LEARND i dont know

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[Rammast3r]

HADIGET VERN! HADIGET VERN! HADIGET VERN!

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

Fuckin' dolls, how'd it get burnt?

[Kraiiiit]

I DONT KNOW,... fire?

[MCtotheJOE001]

Visit Sweden, especially the lovely city of Haditgetburnt

[HolyMarluxia]

Maybe if you puch her like you did with the other 2, she will remenber!

[jedihunter176]

How to get bird? HOW TO GET BIRD? HOWTOGETBIRD HOWTOGETBIRD?

[kraeckelium]

The first video I think is funny with the vuvuzela option XD

[BreenedandScrooned]

She doesn't know.

[Storm3Ryder]

Wait...it wasn't toast?

[RowanLives]

NOT THE BEES

AAAAAUGH

AAAUGHBLOBOBLBH MY EYESS

[mamobster1500]

Poor nich... you can see it in his eyes he knew this film was going into shit

[Hateblade]

These lines aren't even in the script. Nick Cage just started asking that actress really annoying questions out of nowhere while waiting for the catering truck to warm up.

[oscarcc13]

HADIGIBURR!! >:O

[yearspew]

THE BEES!

[obamasensation]

Hmmm....I think the motivation Cage is trying to convey to the audience through this subtle and complex characterization is a desire to know how the doll was burned. But I can't say for sure, since the performance was so nuianced and layered as to be open to several different interpretations.

[WhiteTiger225]

@obamasensation I believe what he is TRULY trying to ask of us is.. "Dear sir.. IS this your Porsche?"

[Vampirepigslayrr]

@obamasensation LOOOOOL

[808Hea]

@obamasensation Your paragraph is like... This cow...is a cow....

[DoctorWhoFan70]

Ugh, this is one of the campiest movie performances I've ever seen. What's worse they try to make it seem serious. In Batman Forever and Batman Returns at least the campiness is obvious and kind of the point. Here it's like they're trying to cover it up to make everything more serious, but that just makes it funnier!

[GigaBoost]

0/10

Nicholas Cage is the best actor of this decade.

[omglmaolol]

@GigaBoost what have you been smoking...hes like the worst

[projectTEEN123]

Dude. He was being sarcastic. o.o Of course Nicholas Cage sucks.

[UnusuallyLargeCrab]

Nicholas Cage is the greatest comedian of this century.

[strangemutt]

HADYGE BURNE

[DJCooqieDough]

and the saddest part is...

we never did get to find out how it got burned ;_;

[randomandproudqueen]

@DJCooqieDough The bees did it

[recon500]

@randomandproudqueen OH NO NOT THE BEES AHAHAHAGAGAG

[randomandproudqueen]

@recon500 they get in your eyes and burn your toast....never trust a bee

[AmphibiousSheep]

@DJCooqieDough By fire.

[MrKermit09]

@DJCooqieDough fire, maybe?!?!?!

[johnhamilton08]

to quote the Nostalgia Critic...

I'M ACTING!

[BitchinnShoes07]

His expression at 0:04 is ridiculous

[edwardcookiecutter]

what's that in his hand?

[Thrifty032781]

It's a doll from the daughter he's trying to find.

[Punisherfan123]

@Thrifty032781 oh, I thought it was a real baby 8|