His Name Was Cocaine

[tegan811]

hmmm =] i haven't watched this video since you first posted it. and it definitely made my day today.

[qballhead9592]

Haha this same thing happened to me once accept the guy was on shrooms

[TimzXz]

That was the best video I have seen in ages... That was VERY entertaining... :) Thumbs up!

[itzLeo]

aint watched you for bit, dude you are fat as fuck now

[Npeo]

This is the original RayWilliamJohnson, but with OC

[thes0rleymussed]

The popular guy description was so fucking acurate. :-0 Athletic, takes care of himself, and is a cocaine monster. What an oxy moron.

[FreddoX1]

COME BAAACK!!!!

[cmnj1234]

omg, this was hilarious. I know shit like this really happens. Hope your paranoia has passed..lol!!

[justinsn95]

Some dude I don't even know, comes in my house, and starts doing coke and stuff, yeah the gun would have came out, and if he still didn't leave, bullets would fly. Legally, bullets would fly. Legally. Cause in that situation, you are well within your rights to shoot.

[IBreatheGrime]

thats mean, he was coked up, you shoulda atleast smoked the nigga up

[IBreatheGrime]

you have a circle head

[Comatose08]

Ha ha Mr. Cokey nostril.

[ohhhhhhhhh25]

a great classic

[Sporkinator3]

+1 for fat guy

[SforzandoFilms]

Lol I had a similar incident happen to me like last week, except the guy was drunk and actually ended up jacking one of my shirts. It fucking pissed me off.

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

He's so fat.

[edt5481]

so the abbreviated version is that some stranger bombarded your place and subsequently went about doing lines at any and every opportunity he deemed fit, and you did absolutely nothing about it?

maybe the guy wasn't too far off in calling you a bitch after eavesdropping on you. You go so far as to compare yourself to HST, yet given your description of this event you've clearly never experienced being around drugs like that. So if it makes you uncomfortable kick him the hell out? Problem solved

[itsgaythatyourgay]

This dudes pretty funny but he needs a bong rip

[jagamasat]

funny shit funny shit!!

[ikemkrueger]

Even if he's gay, who cares?

[Phunkywhiteboy]

I agree, and btw he's not gay.

[luv2bud]

Now you know why you should keep the front (and back) door locked, even when you are at home. What ,you want just any sketch-master off the street just waltzing into your home? I remeber once a speechlessly-drunk homeless guy tried to walk into my apartment. Or another time when I was living in a group (student) house. I was upstairs, and I heard someone enter the house. I assumed it was a housemate and didn't bother checking. Later I went downstairs, and the stereo was gone. Sonofabitch!

[cclbrules]

@luv2bud unless you live in Canada lol( excluding Calgary)

[EddysVideos]

Wow that was a build up to no where.

[Falcon1956]

Man, this shit is pure gold.

[DrummerASharp]

this is my all time favorite video from Ben....i still laugh at it.

[xSpringfieldx]

hang on a second, you had a complete Stranger in your house? or he was a mate of a room mate?

Because random people in my house ain't cool...

[ShakalakaProductions]

haha the best!!

[uoykcufxxxkj]

hahah this video is epic

[BpQueen]

3:25, love that xD

[Paritan164]

Reupload the Pure Madness 2: Brohugs video!!

[Chanchowlee]

i heard this joke before what is this an inside joke

[OnlyWestside]

successful work^^

[deltasigsquirt]

hahahahahaha

[BraDRoBBo]

Wow it was only in April when you did this video? damn i'm sure it  was earlier! (unless it was re-upped,, Eee! You with your bloody shenanigans...)

[acies37]

This was a great story

[gilsaly]

Only in LA could some random stranger come into your house and start snorting lines off furniture. God I love this town.

[BeezyKid]

"Look at this! It's kinda ghetto!" haha so funny

[JoshSquash23]

Why can't you make videos like this anymore? These were the good old days.

[UberToober]

@JoshSquash23 This was like the Great Depression of the good old days. This is nothing close to the "good old days." The good old days was like 4 years ago, when his videos were in glourious black and white, Google wasn't related to youtube in anyway and boh3m3 still cared. None of those factors were in effect here.

[paindrain]

no need for weed when your on coke, its like alcohol on LSD! Dont you love dealing with the unwanted?

LMFAO, what an ending, spying and such, dude sounds like a great area! you do what you can though, i wish it was caught on film!

[bloddyjay]

dude!!!!!! U HAVE LIKE FUCKING AWSOME VOCABULARY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[KatanaCousins]

"smokes the weed and then he starts doin' push ups"

Lmao, thats hilarious! xD

[staleywise]

a likely story!

[manner4]

1:34

[odalys78]

you tell a story with the best of them. i can sit here and just iamgine what you went through. I also love it when you get pissed and just vent on here.

[lovelies]

ha. this was interesting. you're a good story teller and quite humourous.

[adowdle1983]

LMAO "bumps of cocaine off of tupperware" bwahahahaha

[nekodameow]

Favorite Video by far...I'm glad you kept this one up. :)

[cragus2004]

Why did you not get any of this on film or at least record the sound on your phone? It doesn't sound like a true story because i just would not pass the opportunity up to film some of that lol! funny stuff if its true. brandon rules!

[xoblahblahblahox]

Woooow! Psycho! Awesome story, though. Hahaha.

It's cool how even in color you seem to be in black and white.

[chicago85bearz]

Your best video.

[shadow3lement]

fat nigga

[nicnat324]

IM GLAD U KEPT THIS VIDEO!!!

[WishMaster101]

so funny!

[stevo0195]

your a fucking queer! you dissed phil cuz he takes care of his sick dad? Realy fucking classy. Seriously dude u take this shit to serious to say that shit. FUCK YOU!

[pugs909]

Roger Ebert doesn't make films, I bet you'd take his criticism seriously!!

[dwarfrabbit445]

Damn, I would have called the cops.

[Ziggystarla]

pause at 3:04 ... its possibly the best face ever

[Zabstract]

Ben please DON'T Delete this one, I LOVE THIS STORY.

[Emudesc]

holy shit u got fat since the first time i saw ur videos.. 2007

[kurtcovana94]

this is one to tell to your grandkids

[bongtoke7108]

the cokehead sounds like dr. rockso

[xdemonwolf666x]

Jesus!

XD

Wonderful!

>_>

True or not I don't care, it made me laugh hella hard!

[ThePoisonDartt]

NOOOwe wanna see the video!

[undiesinabunch]

Dude, you could be the Toastmasters International Top Talker! I'm not sure what that gets you, but it might look good on your resume. And the next time the Republicans need a vice president, you'll be ready.

[SarahsEmbrace]

awesome vid! loved it! subscribing :)

[kinkykitty9892]

reminds me of my middle school!

[GreenMarble]

Oh wow, you're so cool. You're so much better than he is! Wow.. I want to be just like you.

[666LordInfamous666]

i wanna be like the cokehead :)

[GreenMarble]

lol. xD

[bongtoke7108]

theres a goal

[Realityshock101]

Lol dude you are so right.People on to much cocaine can be so fucking anoying and you just cannt shake them away.A bit is cool but one guy i know he snorts about 5 grams a day.The money part is ok cause he is big in cocaine biz but i dont get how the fuck can he survive 5grams a day every day.And its not some cut shit.Its best cocaine

[VaderGaming]

lol

[siklilsuicide]

lol

[xjonnaxleex2395]

haha awesome vid boh3m3!

[password269]

haha first vid of yours ive seen.... dude your funny as hell.... i hate coke heads you decribed it perfect

[pjsving101]

same with me hes so sick!

[taydreamin]

dayum

[SomeGuyWhoMakesVids]

holy shit

[mirz5]

lol thats a crazy story

[LeftOfToday]

You... Maybe should have called the cops the moment a stranger decided to run into your house? I dunno.. Maybe I'm nuts?

[ctkale]

um, number 1, are you and brandon in a gay relationship? that's what it sounded like to me. and 2, he was right, you were being a bitch, oh and, it's just coke? wtf!?

[Cessate]

This has to be easily the dumbest comment I've read thus far on YouTube.

Gay because they're friends and haven't seen each other for a while? Just coke (an extremely dangerous and illegal drug)?

Fuck outta here you mongoloid buffoon.

[skyblu22202]

hahaha i just re-watched this and remembered how much i love this video!!!

<3

=)

[PlayerQ16]

very intresting

[straub11]

i forgot about the word 'girth'

[Perthx]

hahahahah!!!!

[NBD4EVER23]

That story's funny as hell. It would of been better if he wouldn't of said a thing to the guy and just had brandon show up when he was there with him.

[NBD4EVER23]

That story's funny as hell. It would of been better if he wouldn't of said a thing to the guy and just had brandon show up when he was there with him.

[barrettsalive]

best story ever

[UGL33K1D]

i love you i love you i love you omfg. kill me because i know that i can never meeet or be with you

[Unreeld]

o.O What!?!?!?!

[coacopops]

wtf lol was that true???

[69Macleod69]

god get a fucking grip of yourself...

you wouldnt use a knife,you let some random freak wander around your house and walk all over you.

fucking poser

[kittykatlover413]

dude this is fucking awesome. :D

[CoheedMars90]

Ha, Kid Gloves. KID GLOVES. Shit. the. bed.

[littleorv29]

LOL

[discodancer6969]

your hot

[jorginhoxxx]

stop posting urself on youtube u ugly ass

[ffs7313]

naw id hit that

and this comes from a really hot person

[69Macleod69]

oh from a really hot person.

you lot are seriously fucked up,get over yourselves.

[ffs7313]

as far as i know

theres nothing wrong with admitting to being good looking

i was just kidding though just dont like seeing ppl hating so relax :)))))

[alloveroliver]

You're meeting people on the net?! AT YOUR HOUSE?! Wow, now I'm SURE YOU ARE GAY. At first, you just had the homophobic video, now this. Gayness..

[SmileyfaceMan80]

ur a fag

[Phunkywhiteboy]

The room that I hwack off in lol

[Cosette24]

what happened to the other skinnier guy from the other videos??? I want him back =/

[jigsawkiller1]

you're not fat "/

ily.

[shlick]

Oh, yes he is.

[jigsawkiller1]

he's not huge.

he maybe a little big

but he's not really big

[shlick]

Yeah but you're American, your standards are a little wierd..

[gnamp]

Leave him alone. He has cherubism.

[donkyheads]

ok so mr cokie nose.. lol love that part

[SwirlingLights]

That is hilarious!

[mleep108]

that was the worst 7 mins...

of my life.

[ffs7313]

lol loser whyd you watch then

[falizess]

dude whats with all of the cussing?

[SwirlingLights]

He always cusses! Just look at his older vids.

[notblondeswede]

hahaha "His name was cocaine.... okay I'm being really melodramatic here, his name was mike." duuuh

[MakingTeleTabs]

hahahaha

[jpeel132]

HAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[Lo0osT76]

your fuckin great bro

[chicago85bearz]

good video.

[th3fridge]

stand on the moped on a treadmill, yay ADD

[kkkillerz]

somehow that guy reminds me of Brucie from GTA4 :|

[merlinbell]

funny

[Fabipunkinola]

I seriously want to clean your apartment... or house... or whatever that is.

[poisondoll13]

haha OCD

[Socoboitoi]

i don't know fi you were trying to be funny. But you failed.

[WillGray42]

I think i know that guys clone. Except his name was Jack, He as a dick then too.

[Leddderz2TheEdditerz]

Cocaine is one hellofadrug

[votvilll1266]

so is weed lol

[Venture321]

weed is not a drug dood

[votvilll1266]

how is weed not a drug infact what defines something as a drug ........DUDE

[jlward]

Votvill, check out Kat Williams for a definition of weed as NOT a drug

[votvilll1266]

kk I'll check it out

[cAPSlOCKrOXX]

Actually, it is legally a drug dude. Just cause you say "it's natural," or whatever doesn't change anything.

[sharpyman69]

ha ha the room i wack off in>>!!

[GummiBear43]

why didnt you call 911

[MisterBinx]

Lol I thought this video would be dumb but I thought it was great. Crazy story.

[londondude119]

hahaha I just subscribed :)

[unlostmemories04]

:|

nooooooo

i saw advertisement

ON THE VIDEO :|

[sindarklight]

Oh my god, i'm really surprised that you didn't kill that crackhead. i'll loan you my gun if he tries it again, lol.

[madinno]

you're not fat. i've seen fat, and you're not fat. if you say it again, i will hunt you down and beat you with a nerf bat. so there.

[TheDevilsAdvocate55]

"I'd pull a fucking gun on him!"

Priceless.

[lpchic637]

Lock your doors dude. lol

[QueenFugly]

ahahaah, I could watch this vid. over and over, and in fact... I do!! haha, been the 15th? time today. hehe, I love the push-ups bit.

[TheJailbait]

i had an apple bong in school:) and your video is amazing btw lol and wow that was some creepy shit XD but uh did you not ask him to leave?XD the cokehead guy i mean...not brandon lol

[BananaHobo]

you have to show me how to do that thing at 6:29!!

[lightz3ro]

lol i was laughing so hard when i was watching this same with the next 1 lmao!

[Vaan40]

go get aids you fucking bastard (Embreywarren)

[c0r0na5]

LOL!!!

[landoncrosby]

what a messed up situation!?

[juice1juice]

i was in LA for the 1st time last month.. wow .. probably my last time there.. what a pit.

[halfbreed1426]

dude your life is fucking funny

[CallMeNiner]

I'm the guy behind the guy... I like my coke with lime!

[Soundstage8]

You cursed too much, would have been funnier if you toned it down....

[rockiinbcrich]

so funnii

[Goth13911]

ahh sorry i left a double comment i spaced out i had already commented....^^;;;;

[Goth13911]

nice :D

[Z3Narb]

Rofl, nice story.

[Goth13911]

nice

[OzBros]

Wow Ben, I never realized you did a "winekone" at the end of this video!

[thecoolconejoman]

im doing some lines right now bro, and your video is like woaa, time for some beeeers!

[schrei45]

that would be effin scary,weird , and funny all at the same time

[chrispyblair]

haha thats crazy

[AbdulSawari]

What a strange cokehead.

[Thomas761]

oops :s

[MattyPasta]

hilarious. sounds like some situation you'd see on some sitcom. in fact dude, you should write the screenplay :)

[ThreevilDC]

Great story, it's irrelevant if it is true or not.

[BarfFromSpaceballs]

"And he only stayed longer just so he could fuck with me! Fucking great! Fuck you if you're watching this cokehead! Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufu­ckyou!" LOL

[bloddyjay]

lol hahahahahaha

[4monkiman4]

what u act like you keep your door ajar and you have absolutely NO security in your house.

[pacmancutie18]

lmao XP

a stranger doing coke in ur house would b kinda freaky....