Tortoise Porn

[iamallaboutthemoney]

wtf



[silver7z3]

My tortoises do this the guys come along strutting their stuff and the girls like "SCREW THIS I'M OUTTA HERE!!!" xD

[LoveHitsugaya1]

Shes like...... nooo run away...

Hes like........ make her run in circles till shes to dizzy to get away

[kong1and1bob]

lol best porn ever

[Aero88]

The third turtle at 4:33 is pushing for a 3 way.

[RealTrue661]

i felt like i was watching hills have eyes part 2 when the chick gets raped, at 4:15

[emells123]

lol 5:10 girl off my woman you bastard!!!

[sleepypoodle]

So that's what it must be like for poor Catherine Zeta Jones!

[ShelltoonTV]

The tortoise sounded like a dirty old man.

[Saskatchewanoutdoors]

4:15 holy

[54spiritedwill54]

That's sooo hawt.

[NazliiiSultan]

yuhh ses bak tam fantezi yapıyolar lan ulu orta haywansal içgüdü demiyorlar boşuna.

[achmedlolol]

should edit this with corny 70's jazz music

[memyanrev]

let her give him a blow job then make him fuck her in the ass

[emells123]

lol i thumbed u up!

[carlbee32]

uhh nice! but my profile has better stuff! chck it out! M

[blockxerin22]

d 19/F - ne guyz wanna chat? im bored and horny! J

[akosibib]

This vid made me sOOoOoOo wet LOL

[danielgreco123]

do you like my profile?

[melialovee]

mr. and mrs. slowski.

[mufluf]

seems to be enjoying himself xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[riptor3086]

Did you see the last part, "move nigger it's my turn"

[tahthing]

tortoise are obsessed go to eney naturer resurve with tortoise and thel be haveing it.

[makemebad3333]

COCK IT COCK IT

[napisanlord000]

YUMMY!

[SgtPenguin117]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! the noises he makes are fucking hilarious!!!!

[dehbee]

it sounds like ET lols

[kiwimitchelle]

so gross I just threw up in my mouth a little

[socklesshobo]

thats how your parents made love

[sarsgard]

oh my god it sounds like a creepy old man!!!!!!!

[beanandme]

i know xd

[marcus92]

f**king orgy right there mega-giga-tera-roflmfaolololol­olol

[2209bex]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS  i nearly wet myself so amusing haha

[ManuCv10]

la primera vez q oigo el orgasmo de una tortuga

[nazmdeh]

mm just jacked to this

[lizardboy94]

me too

[Rikard200]

Me three!!

[geffrod]

That's sooo hawt.

[McLetti]

Nice sounds

[Ellie5050]

look at that turtle go at it! xD Nasty! But funny

[ddobrz2]

wat is this trash?!?!lol funny tho

[poland08]

Get in there son!

[yilmazirf]

kaplumbaga sikisi evin kapisi acik uzatiyo dalgayi amcam ne yarrak varmis kırık tay bacagı gibi.bunlar varya evde sikisiyo aslında ceken ipneyi sikmek lazim.vercen bu kaplumbaya siksin özel hayatlarını medyaya yansitan bu ipneyi dimi..

[Tng417]

ne diyonuz amına koyim ya. türkçe konuşun anlamıyoz . ne yani kaplumbağalar sikişemez mi

[mmamaster971]

WHAT A HOR.

[saute1000]

Get it on!

[marcusmrdj]

haha it's like as if she's the only female there nd she only wants to have a stroll... the men see her and are like :P and start to run after her lol

[tedirgin0146]

ne diyonuz amına koyim ya. türkçe konuşun anlamıyoz . ne yani kaplumbağalar sikişemez mi

[FcRazoR]

where is his cock ? i am really wondering ...how its possible..

[snager80]

i've heard WAAAAAYY worse tortoise moans than THAT! XDD turtles must like it!

[MrCameraHammer]

That's what I call getting some shell.

[ipekbjk]

eating and sex together ? muhahaha cool

[HanenoBaka]

LMAO LMAO THE MOANS. LOL

[MagixMan11]

ROFL!!!

[junk3ma1l]

Whoever recorded this, thanks for being silent and not laughing like an 8-year-old. Whoever edited this video, thanks for not being corny and putting a marvin gaye soundtrack to it.

[dmaster85]

the moans are the funnist thing of all!

[tostayosko]

funniest shit I've seen. The bitch was playing hard to get at first then was so horny ended up another turtle dude. lol lol, the turtle moan was funny as hell too. we need more vids of animal fucking...too funny and entertaining

[youreadmyuser]

u hear that low grunt? its a tortoise moan!

lol

[humantestdummy]

fucking weird

[hayhayyouyou]

thats not even funny its fucked

[bowdawg]

lmao

[jagysos]

dude why would you even fucking tape this

u freaks must be into beastiality

fags

[hayhayyouyou]

i fucking agree with you!!!

[1983Dave1983]

More like "Tortoise Rape". She was "running" from him! The noise he makes when he pounds her is funny as! LOL

[wiiwonka]

(o.0)

[Qdude10]

(o_O")

[aaronperez123]

O_O;

[Nickdude43]

*fap fap fap*

[hermitcrabcare]

Did not want to say this, but I have to. Toward's the end, it ends up being 3 way. XD

[SiniSister]

Watc my vid now,its real sex i swear,click my username and enjoy

[PhatPat0420]

it sounds like two old people doing it lol

[hailloki]

5:08 = coitus interruptus.

hahaha.

[daaniiee91]

my question is,.. why where you taping that? hahaa

[Sakuratree557]

Secret garden?

[halonisthebest]

good times

[Poodlegirl2]

What was in the girls mouth?????

[sepultura1982]

Banana

[utasco]

its a slow hump lmao

[slicktoxic]

i guess theres no romance between turtles:P

[drcclassic]

We need Jesus.

[Scorpion7substance]

ha ha ha the one turtle was bangging the other turtles wife took him like 3hrs before he got him off.

[Miroku908]

I bet a tortle will be jackin off to this

[rdvint]

ahahahahahahahaa omg so fuking funny the fuking torties is fuking moaning. hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH

[littlebrownfish100]

lmfao!!!! xD omg i had a tortoise for 11 years and he never made any noises!!!! i guess they only make noises when they get it on. thats... horny. (hint of sarcasm)

[venetiglio]

and this is flagged because..?

[threelegduck]

wait .. do tortoises have tails or is that their dick?

[Tappped]

how is that cool its cruel damn you

[Lxx7]

whos the idiot who'd sit there and watch 2 turtles doing it? lol sounds like its moaning

[CountingCrowFan]

they aren't having sex. The tortouise is just sitting on top of the other.

[baller5818]

i got to say dat is da fastest iv ever seen a turtle move in circle in dis video is wrong lol

[toddystyler]

this is disgusting.. almost as disgusting as that Hardcore Porno in the woods video...

[ionavalanche]

4:42 wants a 3-way. such a funny vid

[deegens9]

nice!!!!

[sweetCheeks408]

lol,,,,,that poor turtle just got gang banged.

[sweetCheeks408]

wow...why the fuck did i watch this funny ass vid..its like watching two sloths fucking expect its fucking turtles...XD

[MainStreetMonochrome]

Ahh - is there anything better than being drunk off your ass and watching tortoises f***in a 2 in the morning LMAO!!!!

[asilik]

wonderfulllll

[albanbrovina]

HAHA

LOL

[nerddaswopper]

ahahahahahhahahah :D:D:D:D:D:D lol rofl

[naits360]

hahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahaah­hahahahahhahahhaha

[borded619]

humans r the number 1 mammals that enjoy sex for fun.

dolphins r the # 2 mammals that do sex for fun.

i guess turtles r number 3. Xo

bang on dudes, bang on

[fxjkhr]

There you have it. Turtles are not slow - like the stereotype. They just don't see any reason for hurrying - unless...

[mnetrucker]

Who's your daddy! lmao.

[putospendejos1]

WTF!!!!! i fuckin heat the fuckin turtles,you must kill those turtles

[dmaster555]

LOL that turtle is a rapist!! the girl was trying to escape at first but he caught her!!!! This video turned me on

[kissmequick937]

Haha she was running away at first

[chickontheblock]

this is very....hmmmm. scary...

[SchizoKnight12]

looks and sounds like old people fucking.

[luna3110]

turtle love!!!!

[Lorand2288]

"turtle love!!!!ROFL!!

[wowhelp]

LMAO BEST VIDEO EVER... and I SAID THAT FOR ALL THESE TORTOISE PORNS! but ok. the noises were hilarious as FUCK. ... UGH... UGH.. UGHHHHH!@!#@(!@ lmaolkmaomlmao and then the 3some attempt was just ROFL!!!!

[wowhelp]

ROFL @ TOPIC NAME

[Masteroftrancegirl]

this is making me horny...jk

[mnetrucker]

Watch tomarrow the girl will scream rape and have charges filed. And without proof, the male turtle will be charged. And if she was under age, well he's going to have to register as a sex offender and will stay with him for the rest of his life. Or they could have been bf/gf and dad came home and caught em and knocked her bf off her...

[tantrumania]

which month did they do this? i also have two turtles in the garden but i dont know if they did sex :P

[TacoJim]

Im the one on the bottom

[coolboy984]

that looks like my tortise

[assfuckpissshit]

LMAO

[fahida89]

dis is stupid and very disturbing

[acpunk321]

lmao! That slutty female tortoise! ahahhhahahahh. That fatty turtle's like ass rapping the little oneee. wowwhahahahh

[juan7770]

OMG turtles make sex nosises like us!!!!!

[got2bharo]

That last Turtle is A Cock Blocker! LOL!!!!

[qdog3415]

fuckin h0t my hand is down my pants as i speak

[YukiJudai777]

OMG I saw this at Prehistoric Pets once!

[seafercat]

"guah"......(10 seconds pass) "guah".....

..how kinky.

[DashTube1]

lol

[chamaeleon65]

its like a car wreck you dont wanna watch but ya gotta LOL

[sepultura1982]

LOL!! Nice way of putting it.

[chamaeleon65]

hehehe

[mkuelen]

omg!!!!!! it is... this is like, the third turtle sex video ive watched and i cant get over the noises they make!!!!!!...

O.O i feel so bad.... hahaha

[jerommeke69]

Haha I looove the sound they make :D

[AOTDagents]

LOLLLL!!! its like

-Hey how u doin

-nothin much

-so comon lets do it

-do what? leave me alone

-sex!

-ok!

[takeya87]

O.O why am i watching this?

[ballerina612]

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

[Viivi69]

::D thats cute.

[NorthCarolinaTarHeel]

hurgahhhhhh hurgahhhh

[Rive4s]

Turtles sure seem to be running faster when there horny. :P

[fullypwned]

OMG ROFLR that is sooooo god damn funny i almost fell off the chair i thought that other one was like sniffing his assOMG THAT JOKES

[ololkaba]

aahh ahhh ahh!! lol!

[northcott87]

man tortoises sure move fast when they're horny huh

[adoptamuslim234]

im sorry but WTF

[christian6657]

Hahahahaha, very funny. that was awesome!

[snohi]

lol !

[Asheth]

:O!

Freaky.

I would say this defenetly needs the song "Slow and easy"

lol...

[sepultura1982]

LOL!!! Great!

[jeejee21]

hahahah

[eyehartyooh]

the noise that the guy turtle makes sounds like an old wheezing man..rofl..and then his eyes roll back..and then that other one pushes him back..i bet u he was pissed that u were filming his humiliation. lol

[sepultura1982]

LOL!! yeah he look it at the end.

[sepultura1982]

It was funny when other people saw me filming it.

[KrazyFly88]

no i think the song sisqo - i got to get it would be way funnier

[sepultura1982]

Yeah might have to try that. What other songs do you think might work?

[xinel23]

hahaha i put this to eye of the tiger was awsome

[sepultura1982]

ahahahahaha!!!

[Nyratty]

Gross! Bit long, should have just had the bit at the end when the male pushes the other off, that's quite funny. Ugly bastards; I'm put off bananas for life!

[sepultura1982]

yeah the fight is the highlight.