How to cook aphrodisiac meals and gluten free vegan sausage

[delindenise]

@thehandygoddess WHATZ THAT MEAN

[TheHandyGoddess]

@delindenise I was thinking you wanted me to give some vegan sausage to my dogs?

[delindenise]

GIVE SOME T2 THE PUPPIEZ

[TheHandyGoddess]

@delindenise Yes they do love it when my food looks like their food!

[sweetgirl94949]

hahahah

[TheHandyGoddess]

@sweetgirl94949 I'm happy to make you smile ; )

[breadbaker226]

More comebacks than James Bond

[TheHandyGoddess]

@breadbaker226 I love being compared to James Bond; )

[breadbaker226]

@TheHandyGoddess more of a Bond girl....



[whenrainmeetssun]

Lmfao! Wow

[TheHandyGoddess]

@whenrainmeetssun Thanks for the expression!

[kingreaper247]

i just have 2 say w.o.w. What. in Our. world thats just its not bad but not good is this i dont know wat i just saW its like a cooking show slash weird porno where nothing happens. oh and p.s that shit looks like dogfood

[TheHandyGoddess]

@kingreaper247 It may look like dog food but it sure tasted great. What do you think real sausage resembles? ;' )

[breadbaker226]

@TheHandyGoddess Good stuff Barb, just keep cool, some people obviously had a deprived childhood....

[929myohmy]

@TheHandyGoddess Haha, touche! I'm making this soon.

[beyondthegarden]

Very exciting to watch. And great recipe. I love that fact that this recipe contains a ton of spices for tons of flava'!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@beyondthegarden Thanks, I did enjoy it. ; )

[solomaster123]

The bush is back HAHAHA

[solomaster123]

Kinda of like a virgin with the sausage XD

[TheHandyGoddess]

@solomaster123 It was my first time ;' )

[solomaster123]

@TheHandyGoddess :'D

[thewizard3601]

wtf am i lookin' at

[TheHandyGoddess]

@thewizard3601 Your looking at a show about how to make vegan sausage. What did you expect some normal sort of woman in this video?

[aqelXsullivan]

i dont like pink,but i love pinkers.hahaha

[TheHandyGoddess]

@aqelXsullivan I'm not sure what that means?

[pochoun33137]

Love the video, & love to see more of your feet more often ;)

Bless.

[solomaster123]

what the fuck

[TheHandyGoddess]

@solomaster123 exactly what I thought

[skateordie27xx]

hands in the meat touching and and playing with it getting it all up in between your fingers. ill come down to visit you if you want to play with my meat you crazy lady your crazy but i cant deny i want to get all up in that meat

[TheHandyGoddess]

@skateordie27xx You do have a way with words my friend!

[nickmundy1957]

funny

[derEeineEda]

when i stand in the kitchen nd my mother came in

mom: why r u wearing high-heels?

me:TheHandyGoddess told ._.

mom: why are you cutting all plants in the house?

me: i searched for several things ._.

....

:D

(i'm a boy :'D)

[TheHandyGoddess]

@derEeineEda I thought you were a 19 year old young man?

[derEeineEda]

@TheHandyGoddess no :D thats for some ego-shooter let's plays... :D those are not for peaple under 18 :D

[DCakaElfboy]

Someone help me out here

What am i watching

I mean is it a cooking show or a weird kinda porn movie

LOL either way i love it very funny

[mickization]

@DCakaElfboy lol i know i have no idea bro i like it dont get me wrong its funny but it does feel kinda like the opening of a low budget porno

SAUSAGE lol

[TheHandyGoddess]

@mickization yes but it's not and that is what makes it so fun. Thanks for watching

[mickization]

@TheHandyGoddess i will watch this again it's funny

[TheHandyGoddess]

@DCakaElfboy As long as you love it is all that really matters my friend. Thanks and I hope you come back often!

[DCakaElfboy]

@TheHandyGoddess I do and i will lol

[LoquendoCantu1]

Nice XD...

[TheHandyGoddess]

@LoquendoCantu1 Thanks for the expression!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@GrimeyTurd420 Oooh that does sound like fun.

[MegaSchoolGirl1]

this is intresting, i might come to you when i want to learn how to cook this... great job... oh and make sure you're not showing too much of your stuff, but otherwise gj!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@MegaSchoolGirl1 Thanks for checking out my show and I hope you come back often.

[ladidiaz]

Wacky but fun!...love it! I'm changing my way of eating for many health reasons and really can use the recipes!...thanks so much!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@ladidiaz I love it when people change their ways for the better and healthier ; )

[Porongatucamote]

weird but awesome!!

You're awesome woman!!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@Porongatucamote You see me clearly my friend ; )

[kleenex3000]

You are clearly experiencing multiple SACRED Orgasms during the "preparations" Your very CAVE OF CREATION must be literally shaken by the GOOD VIBRATIONS.

Thank you for showing! Instructingly instructing and HEELARIOUSZ!

Salut from GERMANY

[TheHandyGoddess]

@kleenex3000 I like how you word things my friend!

[kleenex3000]

@TheHandyGoddess

Thank you! Feedback from the Author herself,

is most highly appreciated, and I shall never apply indecent terms for sacred actions and sacred revelations. Your amorously husky/croaky voice, and the fabulous insight on your white center point, sitting down on the table (*YUMMY* - cleverly accidental and cuuute) INSPIRED me.

I am still learning though. Actually it is not my language. Did I say that the Salutations come to you, transatlantically, from Germany?!

[breadbaker226]

Sometime I wonder what Barbara really thinks of us men, especially some of the more uncouth ones...

[TheHandyGoddess]

@breadbaker226 I'm just happy you men seem to have healthy appetites but possibly may need to savor their activites a little more.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@GrimeyTurd420 I just wanted to make you smile?

[iloveyourmusic1]

Great Job

[TheHandyGoddess]

@iloveyourmusic1 Thanks for saying so ; )

[SpaceHeadVideos]

I would def give you my secret sauce if you made a meal for me. If you put something in my mouth, I would put something in yourz :)

[TheHandyGoddess]

@SpaceHeadVideos You do know how to have fun ; )

[sangosharaikotsu]

...what the fuck

[TheHandyGoddess]

@sangosharaikotsu thats what I'm thinking too

[djkenny]

is she drinking?

[TheHandyGoddess]

@djkenny I'm just on the natural high here ; )

[djkenny]

@TheHandyGoddess :) I have been wondering how to make tofu properly. I have heard to cook it where it is firm after cooking on the pan it needs to be frozen 1st. Sounds like I need to cut it up and freeze it wrap in plastic.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@djkenny yes freeze it first if you want it to resemble ground meat and then enjoy ; )

[h2kchicagoted]

naturally she starts off in the kitchen where she belongs.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@h2kchicagoted Oh my I belong all over the house and in the garage, in the shop, in the yard, and in my art studio ; )

[thyjesse]

dem legs... my god

[TheHandyGoddess]

@thyjesse Thank you especially considering I've broken both of them!

[breadbaker226]

@TheHandyGoddess Ouch, poor legs

[breadbaker226]

Love the long legs

[TheHandyGoddess]

@breadbaker226 I love that you love my legs!

[breadbaker226]

Voted for you Babara, all the way from Sydney

[TheHandyGoddess]

@breadbaker226 You are Mr. Wonderful my friend ;' )

[breadbaker226]

@TheHandyGoddess Hope you find a Mr Wonderful in your life....

[333whitediamond333]

0:10 ..... scarrrrrry o.O

[TheHandyGoddess]

@333whitediamond333 you scare me

[wandererlain]

You're a virgin when it comes to sausages? I bet you are, you minx lol

[TheHandyGoddess]

@wandererlain So I'm a pretty varment is what you're saying?

[breadbaker226]

@TheHandyGoddess no just pretty....

[wandererlain]

@TheHandyGoddess No, a minx is a naughty woman. A pretty one, yes, but definitely not a varmint.

[WestcoastMusicals]

are you my friends mom,oh well i still have a boner

[TheHandyGoddess]

@WestcoastMusicals I'm nobody's mother and thanks for the visual ; )

[SuperMikaelAngelo]

I'm not normally the cougar hunter, but I'd still tap that! xD.

No, but seriously' Thanks for sending me the video. It is indeed amusing and down right well funny at times.

Subscribed! :D.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@SuperMikaelAngelo sounds like you'd be good at a cougar hunt ; )

[woolent1994]

this was so cool..thanks for sending me this!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@woolent1994 Thanks for enjoying my show!

[The007Goku]

"SPIERDALAJ STARA KURWO! ...a ty lowelku jedź"

[TheHandyGoddess]

@The007Goku I love that expression ; )

[croatiaa4ever]

@The007Goku ahhahaha lol :D

[minecraftdude80]

umm you're ok but wierd.

[breadbaker226]

@minecraftdude80 Wierd??? I would have thought she was more than normal...

[TheHandyGoddess]

@CoolEasyProductions Thank you for the thank you!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@CoolEasyProductions It does make it all the more fun witht the jokes!

[sorrow413]

roll that meat!!!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@sorrow413 Yes ; )

[ghijnen]

I think what you do is great.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@ghijnen Thank you I love what I do too ; )

[BernyjackStone]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[TheHandyGoddess]

@BernyjackStone I love that expression ; )

[BernyjackStone]

@TheHandyGoddess mmmm good

[NoShyGirlHere]

"best meat between a set of buns you'll ever eat" author unknown

[TheHandyGoddess]

@NoShyGirlHere Thats cute ; )

[Agent1W]

Nice! I think I'll have that in tandem with my medium-rare beef steak!

You see, I'm not a vegetarian, but what you're serving isn't really bad!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@Agent1W Just make sure they kill that beef humanely

[Agent1W]

@TheHandyGoddess Well, I can't personally see for myself the ethics of the deed. As long as they kill beef quickly and drain all the blood out. Oh man, now the sensation is getting worse: I'm thinking of saute'd onions, bellpeppers, and mushrooms too.

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

brittanilouisetaylor's mom/grandma

[TheHandyGoddess]

@R33MiXlovesWAYNE I've heard that before ; )

[Wildchoco]

its cool!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@Wildchoco I think you're cool too ; )

[FunkingDave]

You sent me this in my email, or your remote settings did. With it you requested my feedback, here it is,,,

1) Yer damn smart and I'm gluten free. I thank you and will try this recipe.

2) Yer very sexy and a little cute, but...

3) You gotta tone it down a minute. I'm watchin this with a woman and all of a sudden she thinks I put on porn as a hint and stuff and she aint even thinkin about tofu.

4) Please keep up the charm and some of the flirts, but don't sell out to it. You can do better, :-)

[FunkingDave]

@FunkingDave HUH?

[TheHandyGoddess]

@FunkingDave Thanks for the feedback on my show ; )

[kobidobidog]

The dogs at the end was perfect =^.^=.

[honorbethnaked]

You make being vegan look fun =D

[jayl111792]

not bad, not bad... I love Tofu... im a vegetarian, so this helps. :D

[TheHandyGoddess]

@jayl111792 I'm glad to help, thanks for checking out my show ; )

[MegaSpock78]

i think ther's somethin wrong with your BRAIN BEING MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@MegaSpock78 nope it's all here healthy and intact

[hussien2632]

nice that was yummy and you was funny or should i say you was yummy and that was funny i dont know whats more yummy you or the food you make lol thanks im going to make it right now

[TheHandyGoddess]

@hussien2632 You do have a way with words, thanks for the yumminess ; )

[hussien2632]

@TheHandyGoddess you are always welcome :)

[KiriouSs]

you play with the music^^

[TheHandyGoddess]

@KiriouSs It's fun to play with everything!

[amun8isis]

NICE VIDEO HUNNY.. LOVED IT AND THUMBED IT UPP.. HAVE A TERRIFIC DAY... MANY KIND KINKY KITTY KISSES TO YOU SWEETIE.. AMUNRA...

[TheHandyGoddess]

@amun8isis You are so sweet I appreciate the love ; )

[ArcherMcGoggles]

Haha provocative and witty

[TheHandyGoddess]

@ArcherMcGoggles yes that does make it more fun!

[DRAGONBOY9838]

NICE VIDEO LOVE IT

[TheHandyGoddess]

@DRAGONBOY9838 I love you too ; )

[Mr76fds]

wasnt, not want

[Mr76fds]

i want trying ta be mean, just give constructive critisism

[TheHandyGoddess]

@Mr76fds I love your constructive critisism my friend

[Mr76fds]

it seems good but if i was gonna have a vegetarian sausage i wouldnt want it with tofu

[TheHandyGoddess]

@Mr76fds the sprouted or fermented kind is actually good for you not the rest!

[JesseBear1313]

I like this because i dont eat meat xD

[TheHandyGoddess]

@JesseBear1313 wonderful, I choose to not eat anything I could have as a pet!

[desoto1961]

What fun and its looks yummy!! Love your babies at the end!! So sweet!!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@desoto1961 THanks for saying and so yes my babies are very sweet ; )

[CaptainAlliance]

MEATTTTTTTTTT delicious.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@CaptainAlliance Thats cute!

[nandocuca]

Love how if you get that excited about vegan sausage. Or is it the just the word 'sausage' that gets you going? Great fun to watch. Love the orgasmic enthusiasm. Keep it up (wink!).

[TheHandyGoddess]

@nandocuca Its the word and everything in it that gets me going ;'-)

[ToonSnaps]

Great for vegans. Thanks for posting this.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@ToonSnaps Your welcome and I hope you like the dairy free pie I just put up too ; )

[WildWest1122]

Is there a Mr.Handy Goddess?

[TheHandyGoddess]

@WildWest1122 No the position is open ; )

[sum1uallno]

That does look yummy....

[TheHandyGoddess]

@sum1uallno it was yummy ; )

[sum1uallno]

@TheHandyGoddess We need to move faster into the future so that your able to send email sample =).

[lextorite]

Tofu is BAD...don't eat that crap....!!!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@lextorite yes most soy is bad for you but the FERMENTED kind or the LIVE tofu is really good for you.

[TheMrRuger]

I hunt and fish so i guess that makes me a barbarian to

[TheHandyGoddess]

@TheMrRuger I love a good barbarian ; )

[MichaelSizer]

@tomswelding289 No, I did not slap you, I tried to politely point out a principle. Since you did not seem to welcome my well intended words. Since diplomacy is apparently of no use to you, I'll just tell it like it is. You make a living off of unnecessarly killing thinking creatures. It is utterly immoral and if humans live long enough to continue toward enlightenment, they'll look back at us as barbarians.

[MichaelSizer]

@tomswelding289 I respect the efforts you make, but (respectfully) while your respect for healthier practices is definately good, it's a bit (please forgive the cliche analogy) like a "compassionate" slave owner, where they're perhaps nicer than many other slave owners, the practice of slave owning itself is unjustifiable. Hope you understand I'm not trying to slam you - only point out what I think is the proper moral perspective on the matter. Best. Mike.

[eateastIndian]

Pretty Good..Great vid editing!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@eateastIndian Thank you, I'm have fun editing!

[delmarvamulaa]

Just voted for you for the taste awards!! good luck, you sexy thang you

[TheHandyGoddess]

@delmarvamulaa OMG I love you for you and for voting for my show!

[mStrLucY]

YUM!

I love the hat too!!! 

[TheHandyGoddess]

@mStrLucY Thank you I enjoy my chefs hat too!

[TheComingofDarkness]

Looks good. Can't go wrong with a big, thick sausage.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@TheComingofDarkness Yes you said it perfectly ; )

[Southernveggirl]

I like the knives.;-)

[TheHandyGoddess]

@Southernveggirl ok?

[Southernveggirl]

@TheHandyGoddess I was a private chef for a couple who had the set of knives you used. I liked working with them. Kitchen untensils turn me on. By the way, I am starting to used the sprouted tofu also. Thanks for introducting me to your page, Take care.

[TheHandyGoddess]

@Southernveggirl I do love really fun kitchen utinsils too. Thanks for the love and I hope it's a wonderful day for you!

[ThisIsJackH]

lol Inuendo's such fun your amazing love you subscribed liked favourited please do more so funny!

[TheHandyGoddess]

@ThisIsJackH Thank you my new friend and yes I'm doing another one today a we speak ; )

[ThisIsJackH]

lol

[TheHandyGoddess]

@ThisIsJackH Thanks Jack

[TheHandyGoddess]

@tomswelding289 If only all meat was raised this way then we would all be the better for it. And I hope your mean has humane slaughering practices too.

[rohenwi]

Wuauuu lo de lo zapatos altos esta muy bien pero te hubieses puesto algo mas sexi  unos pantaloncillos mas cacheteros y na blusa mas descotada de todas maneras te ves muy bien.