How to Kill a Zombie

[guerohellanutty]

heeeeey!!! its otis he came back for us ahahhhahaah

[mkzhero]

Even if there's no berreta that will take a100 bullet clip(and I kind of doubt that) you can custom make one. Heck I saw a vid on a builders site of a guy that made a huge box like magazine for his gun that was powered by a motor and contained 250 bullets.

[ddansvob]

Huh?

[Morrinder09]

u spent too much ammo man! just 4 one zombie

[MultiDryder]

have any of you played resident evil:code veronica? if you have listen to the background music, it is all from that game

[baltazaralmaraz7]

@000JERRY0000 ha ha so funny

[Trentster66]

bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep i love it

[itsnotfunny1998]

he shur uses the F@&% alot

[ILyrics1102]

i actully still saw he had his head AND if was that fake blood thing that shane dawson uses in his vids!!!

[nerfinatorstave]

thumbs up if u r watching this in 2011

[patrick4841]

WOW!! YOU ARE SO .......................awesome­

[mrheadshot47]

is this real

[MasterROBO360]

This is amazingly real. I can't have those weapons, but I always keep a dang blunt object on my nightstand and if any zombies try to get me, I wack them as hard as I can until they are dang dead. I have encountered approximately 374 zombies in my life, about 15% of which I found sneaking into my bedroom. Usually, my blunt object is a large fan, a heavy lamp, or a HUGE hardcover novel.

[justyoustupid]

All i heard was "zombie *bleep* *bleep* crowbar"

[GlitchesForBlack]

THIS WAS REAL CAUSE IT EVEN SAID HIS NAME AND THAT HE WAS A ZOMBIE HUNTER!

IT EVEN SHOULD A REAL ZOMBIE!

(P.S CAN I HAVE 1?!)

[serio12341]

that was focking kool

[1998BFF]

@BountyHunterLive well exactly how can it be real?? wowwwww :D

[MrShut1000]

black mesa... realy half life 2 reference

[karenmarriott1]

zombieland rule #1: cardio

[davidtheking98]

@karenmarriott1 hack yea man...rule number 32 seat belt

[stefmor90]

IF I HAD A QUARTER FOR EVERYTIME HE SAID F*CK

[danielhako1]

well a 50 cal can also blow the head up.



[TorqueRDC]

@danielhako1 true, but standard 50 cal is 1200 bucks. Standard 12 gauge is 109. tis more practical

[TheMonkeeSnyper]

Where did you catch the zombie?

[myskater555]

what that fuck where did he got that fucking zombie

[floridahorsemanship]

Gordon Freeman kills zombie fucks!

[zsupersaiyan]

What? This is fake? I already wrote down everything you said :/

[pacquiaobummer]

watch this the real massacre video in my videos

[UltimatePokemonFan75]

hahaha my fave part is when he says f*** every 10 sec.

[UltimatePokemonFan75]

if zombies attack there to be f***in screwed up the ass from everything there is on youtube on how to kill zombies

[ratedRsuperstar502]

fucking not real

[TdwageLuTher]

@ratedRsuperstar502 no way!!!

[Thatweird3gsguy]

Lol

[mkzhero]

if the shotgun wasn't fake i bet people would actually take it as a serious instruction manual for a zombie apocalypse and maybe even believe it came... I have Mary&Mike - my titanium katana and my 9mm auto Beretta with a laser dot aim a 100 bullet clip and a custom made 1 hand hold stock.

[winky7575]

@mkzhero ... there is no 9mm beretta pistol witch takes use of a 100bullets clip...

[mkzhero]

@winky7575 I am answering from my mobile and it glitches a guy so it didn't linked the answer so anyway the answer is the comment above

[xiaosadness]

wow he blow his friends head off

[muronelkaz]

hey i know that school!

[dragonbirthbysleep]

so fake

[PotatoMasher1234]

@dragonbirthbysleep no duh you dumb ass troll

[Rambowookie]

@dragonbirthbysleep captain dumbass strikes again

[thaokay]

i learned alot



[Bleu098]

i love when he curses. "if you dont guard your ass,your gonna get fucked up it" LMFAO

[2010blackhawkdown]

4:06 he said bazooka but the picture was a LAW

[fluffybakura1]

there is no proper way to kill a zombie..... u can just use whatever u want & beat it senseless. wack wit a stick, smash it wit a rock, turn its head into a oversized baseball with a bat, tear off its limbs & kick it, u can use anything to kill a fricken zombie.

[SaintLemons]

@fluffybakura1 but you gotta destroy the brain.

[fluffybakura1]

@SaintLemons yes but u can do that AFTER beating it senseless......heh heh

[jonathanman111]

if the zombies cant see then y do u need to turn off the lights when youre indoors

[cosadever]

wow i cant believe people make these..cuz zombies arnt real..if they are then how come i haven't seen any of them on the television.....

[Y01AndAyIp]

is this just fake? And the Zombie is just a robot or whtever? OMg

[2010blackhawkdown]

@Y01AndAyIp not a robot a person in a costume they use special effects to do the shooting and stuff

[breakerace6]

oh my god that fat shit fucker. you spend 3 minutes swinging a crobar and your ass will have a friggin heart attack.there is only one type of zombie.

[cosadever]

@breakerace6 Man I wouldn't take a freaking crowbar anyways..yes you can get them in the head but what..you have your crowbar stuck in the head..it will take 5 seconds to get it out..when i can use a katana macehte hatchet..and not get my weapon stuck..

[breakerace6]

@cosadever blades into the head will stick too. to test it get a water melon and stick the blade into it. then see how long it takes to get it out. it's a good head stand in, unless you have lots of homeless people around you that no one will miss, in that case use them lol.

[drewsm14]

some one should make a video called "how to kill a zombie" but make it 5 seconds long and it starts has some one screaming SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!!

[qpoulton]

if that was a real 6 SHOOTER not 6 shot you wouldent be putting it in your fucking back of your pants and that blood is shit i could do better BUT I LOVE THIS VID

[Weirdkenny101]

I want to be the first woman zombie hunter to kill fifty zombies in one second!

[jonathanman111]

@Weirdkenny101 lol buffy the zombie hunter

[TheTiimii]

wow people are taking this way to seriouselly. Retards, its a joke. Nice vid

[Raisendoried]

id think this vid would be better if the zombie head just bit his leg!

[richardawsome3]

your fat

[kittycrackfilms]

lol

[xAIRx666]

you were talking about the head crab zombies from half life 2 and Gordon freeman?

[VeryVery1]

oh shit ajajakjskjbs. Fucking crazy!

[gregorycawthorne]

This vid has saved my life countless times, i love you man. We carry humanity on our sholders!

[maiden625]

Well made video

[KingFluffs]

so your grandfather was elijah black? cause he was the first zombie hunter.

[kaell123]

man you should make a game of this the person play as you and the person beats the crap outta zombies.

[x20mega]

Is zombie real?

[theamazingplant2]

I JUST HAVE TO ASK THIS TO MAKE SURE THIS IS REAL.- IS THIS REAL? im not talking about the zombies, but this group? or is it just a sarcastic bunch of people.

[berpha]

The only way to kill a zombie is by eating their brains!

[cosadever]

there are no zombies in the world so these vids are really pointless but if there was a zombie id be good i have a good tv to use a goose gun and a pistol :) so yeah if i meet one his head will be gone first then it will all be done head goes first really

cuz they are really slow they act like they are drunk

and a gun with a long barrel shall make it easy :)

[cwp1711]

amazing vids and the backrouns music was from re code veronica X

[GeorgeDude18]

cool vid your a good actor :D

[mabladester]

its not left 4 dead newbs its real i gues??

[CaltTUBE]

wtf where did he get that zombie? i want 1 :P

[2010blackhawkdown]

@CaltTUBE zombies are anoying to feed though, you feed em humans and i they don't finish thier meals you get another zombie

[PyschoX213]

Nice vid. The way u explained everything and how serious u were made me lol so many times. For me, in terms of equipment; COM's device, first aid. It'd also be wise to stock up on ammo and a few dozen 'nade's. As for weaponry, combat knives would be quite useful. an M4, AA-12, couple Beretta's for short-and-long range, followed by a L.A.W for the stubborn MF's

[Spartan2062]

full autos, like the aa-12 are effective but they burn through ammo fast

[asgardiansummoner23]

i have 2 sawed of shotgun in my house used with buckshot its a weapon that has unparraleled power killing anything in a small distance

[OMGRoflWaffles]

he said to turn off all the lights but he also said that zombies hunt by smell o.o

[bingostar826]

yeah by smell but they can still see.. so if they see you theyll still run at you.. in the night you cant see or run away by smell but in the day you have an equal advantage.

[Awsome123756]

I would probaly stay silet and snipe zombies from a high distance

[jugs554433]

i wud lol so hard if it turned out these guys were for real

[theamazingplant2]

@jugs554433 then you better lol now-this is serious.

[johneldrickscruz]

i would just shoot em directly in the head

[zeromaster212]

what swords do you sleep with. I have 2 hook swords, 1 katana and a ninjato along with a variety of wooden weapons

[justatouchofluck]

I took notes

[pizzasuits]

they say in the end days....the dead will rise. haha this vid is helpful. or a strein of bio/chemical shit that makes rabid zombies out of people. there is such a thing.

[wade2341]

If this ever happend I would have an AR-15 With Grenade attachment If there is one.Then I would have a 500.Magnum for the handgun.Last but not least I would have an all american Baseball bat or chainsaw whatever works better

[pizzasuits]

well yeah, a Grenade would be luxury. The millitary fighters would have unlimited surplus, but regular fighters would definetly want a Magnum and a Carbine. chainsaw spreads too much shit around.....haha remember... blast the head.

[masterchiefjoe]

my arment i would use in a zombie attack would me a bushmaster ACR and my sidearm would be a m92f

[SilentFlank]

i guesed crowbar before he even pulled it out

[adolfowolf91]

LOL

[AnOTHERPRoDUCTi0N]

2:09  , lol get **** by a zombie, DEF RUN!!1

[topzombie3]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ho- how could you why? the humanity.

[AnOTHERPRoDUCTi0N]

haha die zombie

[mastermiky2299]

ok 1 this isnt realy because at the end it says who played as the zombie 2 the gunshots and blood are faked or animated 3 this is obviously a joke but it was funny

[bullethead247]

ok 1st off are those fuckin guns real?? second watch any zombie movie and the answer is either a shot gun or a baseball bat

[bullethead247]

beep beeep beep beep beep beep beep hahah

[CAOrellana777]

he swears to much couldn't understand a word

[hailstormofpaint]

is this shit real?????

[JackTyga]

what if you ran out of ammo ckeanup123then what the fuck would you do

[ckeanup123]

Very informative

:D

I would rather stay and kill them all because i would have a 12 guage with me :D

[Leogriffen]

dude you can tell 5 seconds in by your accent that you have a badass job, and or hobby that is a major part of the video =3

[kekkai666]

You guys have a website or anything? I'd love to join. O and I know it's not really a popular idea, but if you have to, swords work just as well, plus you get a better motion when you deapitate, trust me, these fuckers can be brutal.

[DragonoftheEastblue3]

very nicely done and very well explained. great job. is there anyway i can team up with u group?

[jgrito5]

dude, this video is freaking awsome, you and your friend rule!!

[WittyAmble]

My most recent dream has informed me that dictionaries and other heavy reference works work, too. :D

...yeah, yeah, I know...it won't kill them... ^_^;

[fartinggoblin]

THANK YOU LORD!!! ive been trapt in a warehouse surrounded by zombies for years with only my laptop and a nerf gun!!!

[PWXgame]

hahhahahahahahaha

[kylermania]

dudes dont forget you can also use a sport item like a baseball bat or an ore or a hocky stik or if you feel really lucky use basketball or a nerf gun!:)

[sorazgrl303]

dude if any of you people listen to this guy you will not survive in a building forever #2 why waste 4 shots on 1 zombie when all you need to do is take out their heads one shot one kill

[Dafroft]

my screen is fucked up all i saw was black

[sorazgrl303]

dont worry this guy wouldnt make it to far he's fat slow and he dont know how to survive a zombie invasion

[urmyho8]

is.....is...is this real....??

[sweetlikesugar666]

all u ppl need to quit hating on this guy. this video has helped me houndreds of times!

[Origin305]

good video man. They should hire you for L4D maybe then will the game make more sense. Oh and BTW if there ever is a zombie apocolypse I will get in touch.

[DrProktologos]

μπραβο! πολυ χρησιμος οδηγος επιβιωσης! τσιμπα το βραβειο του αργυρου κωλοδαχτυλου

[MultiSkullcrusher]

stupid old man get a life!!!!

[MultiSkullcrusher]

the first tip is from "I Am Legend"

the second is from "The Last Stand 2"

the third is from "Left 4 Dead"

the last one is from the "Buddy System"

Aint I correct?

[xXNitroDJXx]

OMFG u fuckin loser gt a life lol

[TheMsSkeleton]

Okay, when you started talking about safety tips it reminded me of that gay Zombie movie "I Am Legend" and those BEEPS are annoying!! Plus Zombies exists... But locked somewhere, I killed a Zombie once, Im a Vampire, and Zombies are nothing compared to Vampires.

[deadfalcon2]

im a lesbian werewolf alien transexual from the planet ZomZom i also have 12 penises

[VodkaRussianNuclear]

gtfo the z zone bitch and stop worrying about hacks

[terrypercy]

I knew it

[chewy9725]

@deadfalcon2 O_o

[w33d0wnz69]

zombies are pussies..... if there really is zombies anywhere on this earth that the public doesn't know about we'd all fuck zombies up!!! they don't know how to control tanks shoot guns... they just hard to put down.... we'd all just gang up and blow them to fuck!!!

[sketchylander]

it would be hard to gang up when most of the population are zombies considering you are on about the flesh eatin shuffling zombies that are on most movies

[seanym101]

this guy looks like a bitch

[Killdapreps2]

I would use a battle axe!!

[ugniusg]

runescape ftl

[omfgman1234]

"Now When the SHIT hits the fan" haha

[royx117]

the best weapon is a katana, o and watch for bites

[SJNProductions1]

if you wantm to kill zombies go play call of duty world at war or you can go play combat arms just i reccomend to play call of duty

[GamerOnLose]

lol. stop watching zombie movies man !!!! come on !

[vevender]

This is awsome

[mannack]

This..is..Awesome..

[mickhick95]

its der riese

[YouHaveMetYourMaker]

crowbar is the best meele weapon, it can break in buildings, and you can impale the brain, hammer is too close for comfort, a fuel efficient car with a bike in the back is best, semi-auto shotgun, assault rifle, sniper rifle, and any sidearm, grenades are good

[Aragnas]

i would use an axe to kill a zombie

[Chemicgen1]

dude u forgot i can get a freaken car and use the freaken side mirrors so i can see the zombies in my back...... little that i know thers zombies jumping in the roof >_>

[SofEath]

LOL

Why would we need a video on how to kill zombies?

If there was a zombie attack, why the hell would we be on Youtube?

"HEY guys! We need to find a way to kill zombies!"

"YOUTUBE!"

[pspfan68]

for starters that guy is not a zombie secondly you are using blanks thridly

ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST

(but if they did i wouldn't need this vid to kill a zombie)

[mohoman94]

its a joke...not supposed to be serious so......stop taking it seriously

[igorbog88]

Stupid fucking poser zombie hunters

[digdigdak]

dont go out at night i love this shit

[Arab092]

im a zombie hunter to and i live with the tooth fairy and santa clause and all his horny little elfs

[MrPrinceN]

+öö

[lequaie1234]

zombies dont exist u retarded stupid fucking american shit

[GinjiEXE]

what if some magical retarded 1 in a gabiliziliongillian chance and zombie do come what would you do? jump out the window and say HEY FREE MEAL?

[Brawler10809]

id use a bebe gun

[GuitarPro1984]

REALLY WHY!

[Brawler10809]

cuz i can ;D

[xinfsa]

funny metion gordon and balckmesa and stuff lol i like this video they should learn military units wich way best to kill zombies lolz.

[khieu123456]

Omg! Dude you say bad word to much! That my favorite video!

[chrisredfield3636]

nice resident evil code veronica x song at end

[nerfplayer88]

i take a double barrel shot gun and duck tape it to the bootom of a chain saw :-D and then attach a crow bar to the barrel of a desert eagle, pistol musket son.

[ugniusg]

ROFL insane gun xD

[retromcableguy]

know i can kill dat zombie in my closet

[jkfozl]

This may be some what of a stupid question, but is there any way that a zombie infestation actually could break out, and if so how do we know it would be like what we see in the movies and games and stuff. So yeah, if anyone knows how and stuff like that that would me much appreciated.

[DrPenguin152]

You're my idol. Nice vid

[stonecutter2]

Thank God for you. This has helped me tremendously in my zombie attack preparation.

[TheUndertaker245]

are zombies real

[cardinalkesky]

yes

[GamerOnLose]

hahahha xD

[stonejeffrico]

Nice Movie, guess some idiots would really believe it!

[mimecall]

like me lol

[xXRoseScytheXx]

so just fucking wondering, there ARE zombie hunters? xD

[codtwo5]

pittsburgh is home to the original zombie experts haha

[11134566778]

zombies cant open doors but can break through them.

[lolzz19]

weapons:Desert Eagle A 9MM silenced and a AK-47 plus Jason's machete >=P i would Fucking own them.....

[jkfozl]

I'm just replying to your comment because I already posted one and am way too lazy to refresh the page and load the video again...anywho...when he is talking about the crowbar, and he says my friend gordon...maybe gordon from half life...who knows

[xinfsa]

a week ago some guy says he maybe mean gordon from half-life when hi talk about crowbar well he mean gordon he even talk about blackmesa and stuff.

[KarilJoey]

dang nice editing

[waroffiveeye]

zombies need to go on a diet.

[lpkstrl]

beep..beep.beep is all you hear lol

[gonzalez2106]

now show how to kill the x type zombie>>> LOL