"I can always just shoot ping pong balls outta my ass" Very funny...hahaha craiglist. also made me laugh. Hey Kristina, did you do a video with Alexander?
a Prostitute female comedian-- enjoying being the Fool court jester for a bunch of degenerates that Christ also died for ----Great Way to thank Jesus Christ-- live like buffons- the Jokes on you.
You are a hateful person aren't you. In what way is she a prostitute? Why are the audience automatically degenerates? What is wrong with people having a laugh?
Don't you people get what seahorse is saying? to thank Jesus, fun must simply be banned along with women, smiling and anything which involves a good time but has Jesus left out. Is this not so easy?
A racist Asian. Come now. Beady eyes, docile women, small penises and stereotypical math geniuses not to mention you can't find an Asian that does not look like the one you just saw. Thats just some of things I could say I were mean.
A racist Asian. Come now. Beady eyes, docile women, small penises and stereotypical math geniuses not to mention you can't find an Asian that does not look like the one you just saw. Blacks should beat your ass, whites should make you a sex slave and lations should make you their bitch. Keep silent and watch your fucking mouth and make some rice.
obama=white woman fucked by a black man...i rest my case..the white race is dead in america..niggers and beaner will fuck up your pathetic race white boy...im seeing more asian guys with white woman too... saw a hot white girl with half asian babies today...haha made your day white boy?
I just want everyone to know that nigger and beaners are the words of the day brought to you by Ms. Hung's Nail and Beauty Shop. I think I just met the first Asian in the KKK. Sesame Street does a great job with clarifying and defining new words. Watch it and get back to me with some more colorful terminology.
Because they were rejected by asian men and now it's their revenge to get back at asian men through making fun of them in comedy. Actually, I find all self hating asian women ugly, no matter how beautiful they may look. I know they pyschogically smell like shit to me.
very good it was very entertaining. i actually laughed at some parts unlike that other Asian comic that sounded so airheaded i couldnt even understand her jokes
I can only pray my first time goes as well as this. Its karma; the first time at stand up for women is less painful than it is for men, but the other way around with sex, not so much eh?
For academic purposes I searched and watched asian females in american comedy.
I was bracing myself for the typical Asian females bashing asians, asian men and just saying "asian" over and over again. Of course never saying "white".
Well, all expectations exceeded.
Always catering to the sensitive and racist white audience...
What a disgrace to the Chinese community !
mocksession 2 weeks ago
asians are taking over
rrrgovernment01 5 months ago
that was pretty funny, i just did stand up myself for the first time a few days ago would you take a look and tell me what you think
AshleyBillingsComedy 1 year ago
"My dad was so devastated" LOL that got me! XD
horrorvictim 1 year ago
bashing your own culture ends with russell peters...
siliconsurf 1 year ago
these fucking wannabe comedians need better material than bagging their own fucking culture...it's not fucking funny anymore!
siliconsurf 1 year ago
@siliconsurf
she's a proud porn-writing-american and has a right to celebrate that culture.
neomp5 1 year ago
Good.
DaVooz 1 year ago
not bad i like
SeanIacono 1 year ago
"I can always just shoot ping pong balls outta my ass" Very funny...hahaha craiglist. also made me laugh. Hey Kristina, did you do a video with Alexander?
jazzblowin 2 years ago
you're awesome!
*hugs
bleep0bleep 2 years ago
haha !!! hey is that you ?
Once I text chated with dis gal..
Get da link 2 her profile @ DateHerSafe[^]com/profile?=0192
Heffernan3506 2 years ago
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SHE SUCKS
VSM101 2 years ago
And by the way that was solid for a first time, good work
robleblob 2 years ago
Not bad. Her delivery is a little rushed, some of her material is standard stuff. But I've heard much worse.
jaidaphire 2 years ago
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mely4u482 2 years ago
This was far from perfect and some of the material was rushed.. but all in all, this comic has some real potential.
Sviolinist 2 years ago
Loved it!
1upGamerr 2 years ago
she's cute
mirbearium 2 years ago
lol at her dad!
Luxy952 2 years ago
Nice work!
takenusername2000 2 years ago
very smart. nice to hear a some new material. thumbs up
endlessxxautumn 2 years ago
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a Prostitute female comedian-- enjoying being the Fool court jester for a bunch of degenerates that Christ also died for ----Great Way to thank Jesus Christ-- live like buffons- the Jokes on you.
Repent - you just have to mean it.
seahorse1945 2 years ago
I lol'ed
DividedYouFall 2 years ago
You believe in a god damn fairy tale.
hash1212 2 years ago
You are a hateful person aren't you. In what way is she a prostitute? Why are the audience automatically degenerates? What is wrong with people having a laugh?
bigdan182 2 years ago
LOL! OMG, what is your deal?!
squinkymel 2 years ago
You should do stand up!
Maneater1984 2 years ago
Thumbs Up! Great Success! Yes!
stabbedintheface 2 years ago
Don't you people get what seahorse is saying? to thank Jesus, fun must simply be banned along with women, smiling and anything which involves a good time but has Jesus left out. Is this not so easy?
robleblob 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!! craigslist
azntbooi 2 years ago
Really funny! Keep it up!
RX7Qball 3 years ago 3
You're hilarious! First time, really?
BlueAwesomeness 3 years ago 3
The audio is really bad. It's hard to hear the jokes. The audio should be clear so everybody can hear your jokes.
rubin808 3 years ago 3
your very funny
4eBitter 3 years ago
geez this is your first time doing stand up wow ur good, nice job
frostbitepup87 3 years ago 3
Great first job.. that is better than most comics whole carrer. You are very talented. Very natural, loved it all.
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A racist Asian. Come now. Beady eyes, docile women, small penises and stereotypical math geniuses not to mention you can't find an Asian that does not look like the one you just saw. Thats just some of things I could say I were mean.
jokerplainview 3 years ago
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hope your not an asian slut with fat bald white loser...niggers or beaners...asian pride sister
tednguyen 3 years ago
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A racist Asian. Come now. Beady eyes, docile women, small penises and stereotypical math geniuses not to mention you can't find an Asian that does not look like the one you just saw. Blacks should beat your ass, whites should make you a sex slave and lations should make you their bitch. Keep silent and watch your fucking mouth and make some rice.
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obama=white woman fucked by a black man...i rest my case..the white race is dead in america..niggers and beaner will fuck up your pathetic race white boy...im seeing more asian guys with white woman too... saw a hot white girl with half asian babies today...haha made your day white boy?
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I just want everyone to know that nigger and beaners are the words of the day brought to you by Ms. Hung's Nail and Beauty Shop. I think I just met the first Asian in the KKK. Sesame Street does a great job with clarifying and defining new words. Watch it and get back to me with some more colorful terminology.
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you fucking racist i don't know you but i hate you
4eBitter 3 years ago
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how come Asian ladies in America are so ugly?
stephentsang2000 3 years ago
wow... nice :S
FayeMidori 3 years ago
Because they were rejected by asian men and now it's their revenge to get back at asian men through making fun of them in comedy. Actually, I find all self hating asian women ugly, no matter how beautiful they may look. I know they pyschogically smell like shit to me.
eastcoach99 3 years ago 4
"my dad was so devastated"
lmao. she's the best.
excellentsourceof 3 years ago
very good it was very entertaining. i actually laughed at some parts unlike that other Asian comic that sounded so airheaded i couldnt even understand her jokes
Krystalis4ever 3 years ago 2
I can only pray my first time goes as well as this. Its karma; the first time at stand up for women is less painful than it is for men, but the other way around with sex, not so much eh?
hjyjn 3 years ago
So refreshing to find a non-self hating, non-White worshipping, non Uncle Tom Asian comedian.
almlin 3 years ago 4
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Actually, my first girlfriend was Asian (Thai). Her vagina was curved with many creamy ridges. It was THE BEST!!!!
navyman4 3 years ago
i love Kristina! she's hilarious
magikrogue 4 years ago
you were AWESOME!! this is alot better than alot of "experienced" acts i've seen.
carcharodonoodle 4 years ago
This is actually one of the funniest first time stand ups I've seen on YouTube.
SlickFiction 4 years ago
For academic purposes I searched and watched asian females in american comedy.
I was bracing myself for the typical Asian females bashing asians, asian men and just saying "asian" over and over again. Of course never saying "white".
Well, all expectations exceeded.
Always catering to the sensitive and racist white audience...
I wonder why I would never marry a asian female.
Oh I know, because mommy will bash our children.
technogearhead 4 years ago
ok what on EARTh did you just say
carcharodonoodle 4 years ago 9
new white guy defense of racism.
"I have no idea what your talking about"
technogearhead 3 years ago
your conclusion isn't really "academic". it sounds more like a personal vendetta.
excellentsourceof 3 years ago
it sounds like you have blinded yourself to your own race.
technogearhead 3 years ago
go asian men!!!
krissch 4 years ago 2
civil rights for penis? yay!
bwhahrhr 4 years ago
I'm single too :) Great job making me laugh.
stanzcbnz 4 years ago
Funny, thanks for posting! I LOVE Playgirl Magazine. Need an assistant?
aseagris 4 years ago
Great Kristina
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
i heard your san franciscan accent. :) great work. if only other comics started this good. :)
RFKarimi 4 years ago
Great job :)
you didn't cop out and spend the entire time up there talking about women "issues" lol.
LadyFlameSniper 4 years ago
"...it would have been funnier w/ an accent.." That was great!!! LOL
congrats!
corbucci69 4 years ago