Mass Effect 2 - I'm not a stripper

[SirGarjelBlah]

whered u get the eye peice!?

[Y2Ando]

@SirGarjelBlah i think you need to buy it on the citadel or on Omega

[SirGarjelBlah]

@Y2Ando ill check, pretty sure i checked all shops but i might have had no money or something.

[r3n3gad34l1f3]

all femsheps were strippers at one point...

[FellFather]

Hehe, press 5... Explains why Shepard's in a bad mood :P

[blackskelets]

And no you cant strip for the blue sons

[hotdogs9and9milk]

Why the hell is Oblivion in the side bar? Shouldn't it stay with it's own flock, I mean that's like putting a zebra in a lions den, only a dumb ass would do it.

[MrWarlord396]

funny how the hyperfuturistic phlebotinum-powered pistol can't stand up to a light slap on the side of the frame.

[hunterbob21]

@MrWarlord396 its broken...duh

[MrWarlord396]

@hunterbob21 and that is exactly my point. A modern pistol could stand up to a hammer on the side of the frame, these can't take a firm-ish slap?

[NinjaRaider2]

@MrWarlord396 He obviously bought a really, really shitty pistol

[AlienWarhead]

FemShep should have said something like

"What are you talking about, do all strippers come to work armed to the teeth and decked out in body armor or am I missing something"?

[BushidoEffect3]

She looks a nice stripper anyway. ;)

[SomeKindaSpy]

Reminds me of Gabriel Iglesias:

I AM NOT A STRIPPER, I AM AN ENTERTAINER

Gabe: No, I'm an entertainer, you're nasty! XD

[bumbro07]

How can he get his money back if she breaks the gun?

[sjsharp2007]

@bumbro07 she didn't she just took the bullets out of it

[ladyjuliana]

lol love that interrupt. don't disrespect my shepard goddammit

[zerox505]

so wait fem shep has a penis? or is there something i'm not getting here?

[Hathur99]

@zerox505 It's a called a joke... perhaps you've heard of the word? I can't believe that line she said needs explaining to so many people.

[zerox505]

@Hathur99 joke? J-O-K-E, hmmm derp i dunt get eet.

[Shadowtamer16]

@Hathur99 Ah yes, a 'joke'. Something intended to cause amusement. We have dismissed that claim.

[zerox505]

@Hathur99 after a month of studying, i still haven't found the answer.

[TeamNorad]

@Hathur99 Burning a troll... *snif* It's beautiful...

[VelaToNorma7]

@zerox505 You're not getting it because you're fucking dumb.

[zerox505]

@VelaToNorma7 so you're a stripper? 

[VelaToNorma7]

@zerox505 Now you've got it!

[9dragonkings]

@zerox505

She was referring to her gun I can't believe people don't see it.

[jc79990]

1:18 Shepard must be super strong!

She just barely patted that gun on the side, and it was rendered useless ._.

She better not pat my shoulder anytime soon.

[TriniKnight01]

@jc79990 ME 2 Shepard has cybernetic implants.

Also, the gun just sucked that badly.

[noobooday9]

I thought I cringed badly at most of Shepards lines, but that one.... fuck. Thats the reason I cant last five minutes with a femshep playthrough. Normally Hales work is excellent, but femshep is just plain unbearable.

[thetubeaccount]

@noobooday9 are you kidding? That was AWESOME!

[JesterSentinelZ]

I bet Shepard's stripper is bigger.

0:19

[Witherwyrm]

I felt like such a jerk breaking that kids gun. He just looked so sad.

[SitDownies]

I feel so sorry for the guy at the end. Idk its just that guilt i get when someone buys something that they think is great but noone else does.

[linkrock123]

@SitDownies

Shepard doesn't break it because she doesn't like it. She breaks it so he doesn't take the freelancer job. If you decide to not react, you see him get shot in action.

[FreemanicParacusia]

@linkrock123 I think the point is that the gun was such a piece of crap it would have fallen apart before the kid could get a single shot off anyways :)

[linkrock123]

@FreemanicParacusia

Probably both.

[slicknick26]

On the ps3 he says dancer instead of stripper... I gotta get a better pc

[199rikki]

wath happens if you dont hit the mouse butten

[Hathur99]

@199rikki Nothing, Shep says / does nothing and the Batarian guy says something like "Nothing, huh?" as if disappointed you don't react to his taunting.

[linkrock123]

@Hathur99

He goes "Not even a smile eh?".

[BethsBroadcast]

I resisted that one... Somehow.

[TheHandsomeCrab]

The batarians response was even better though; not even slightly moved.

[AnteaterCharger]

That was an awesome line

[Blacklanterntavern]

You get Renegade points for making a dick joke with you gun WTF?

[punn213]

standard fetus is 500 credits each

[XxReaperZeroxX]

She, is not, a whore.

She, is not, a whore. But she likes to do it.

[Skyntalor]

FemShep: Show me yours, tough guy. I bet mine's bigger.

Me: Wow...just...I..I don't even...

[cheezypotatoes]

@Skyntalor I have the weirdest boner.

[xXTiramisuuuXx]

blonde shephard cant take her serious

[ThatGhillieGuy]

50 creds for a pistol

oh shit, look out for this guy

[levitan71]

oh plz femshep.. id love to know how you "passed" the n7 training program -_-

[SuhkaSlayer]

She works hard for the money.

[Mopehome]

lol, got owned... "you'll thank me later" ha ha yeah I did that quest too.. didnt see him after that.

[Meehuuu]

@Mopehome This kid actually sends you an e-mail after you have completed the Garrus recruiting mission, thanking you, as he saw the freelancer death toll.

[alynnidalar]

My absolutely nicest, shiniest white knight total paragon FemShep still can't resist that interrupt.

[Hathur99]

@alynnidalar Same here. This character here is 99% paragon.. but I had to choose the renegade dialogue choice when dealing with Fist, hehe.

[badkiller2]

@Hathur99 Female power, eh?

Go shake 'em, bitch.

[themanclaw2]

@Hathur99 I also have to punch the reporter.

[miyandere]

@alynnidalar I understand Batarian pain but some of this racism I swear

[alynnidalar]

@miyandere Wut?

[Shadowtamer16]

@alynnidalar Indeed. Though I also find it hard to resist the "Or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan" thing as well.

[yodudes2]

Why do half the female hairstyles in ME2 look like they had water poured all over them.

[weirdgamer24]

@yodudes2 that must be the new hair style in the future lol

[joshuaarias100]

I love this! lol Show me yours! I bet mines bigger. lmao :p

[Dragonforce478]

whats your face code for that character?

[Hathur99]

@Dragonforce478 743.Q9G.M11.W8A.JDQ.66Q.1DA.21­­1.S66.411.224.476 (doesn't include the hairstyle, that was modded. Just select your own hair of preference after entering the code)

[Dragonforce478]

@Hathur99 thanks!

[IVforGTA]

@Hathur99 You sure? cause i copied the face code and modded the hair like yours and thats different a little :D

[Hathur99]

@IVforGTA In trurth it's possible it's a tad off. The original face was created in ME1 and imported (that's what you see in the vid).. imported Shep's don't have a face code, so I had to re-create the face in the ME2 engine. However I've done it so many times that I'm 99% sure it's a near identical match.. though I play with my import Sheps all the time so I have no way to verify since the damn game won't show their face code :(

[IVforGTA]

@Hathur99 Ye. only the noses size was the one that not matched.

[fritzwa11]

How do you get that scouter-like thingy??? DDDDD: Its sooo coooool!!!! DDDDX I want it so me and Garrus can match :DDD

[Hathur99]

@fritzwa11 You can buy it from the Elcor merchant on Omega.

[fritzwa11]

@Hathur99 Thank youuuu!!!! :DDDD

[reyshakquit]

damn your shepard needs to use some shampoo

[KillJoy353]

Who's that old guy? lol. I played through the whole game and never saw him.

[Hathur99]

@KillJoy353 Zaeed Massani... the biggest, badest "guddamn" mercenary there ever was (free DLC character for people who bought the game new).

[RafenTheSpaceMarine]

@Hathur99 Even if you bought the game new, if you bought it after the Cerberus card expired, you still got fucked out of him and had to pay.

[darthbandon10]

@RafenTheSpaceMarine I bought the game over a year after release and still got the Cerberus Network content...must have been a recent thing.

[RafenTheSpaceMarine]

@darthbandon10 Yeah, it expired about two months before I got it, which made me PO'd. Now I'd have to pay for Cerberus Network.

[ceartais65]

The should have been a renegade interrupt where u let him borrow it Grenada launcher and tell him to only use it in close range combat

[ACRKawonga]

Awwwww

[DeathDealer1997]

I played that exactly like that and got a letter from the guy at the end saying thank you for breaking his gun

You have to read the letter for it to make sense

[MyLightstone]

what´s the facecode?

[shadow99919]

Shepard: Show me yours, tough guy, I bet mines bigger.

Batarian: WHO TOLD YOU?? I mean uh.... Impressive

[Einhaander]

Hey, my Shepard looks exactly the same! Awesome!!

[TSonMalice]

@Twinky980 You're such a noob lol

[Hathur99]

@Twinky980 Only if you're playing ME2 on a clean start. If you import a ME1 character, you have enough paragon or renegade points to make those decisions even if you stay "neutral" throughout ME2 by waffling between renegade / paragon.. this is due to the bonus para / reneg points an imported character receives (I've made neutral characters that were able to do this... but only with imported Shepards).

[DarkLThemsby]

@Hathur99 Even from an import you wont get enough paragon or renegade points to breakup the fights. you HAVE to gain some during the game else they'd die

[IceCool300]

@Hathur99 Assuming direct control!

[WooT885]

@Hathur99 Can you import ME2 characters and do that?

[TommyIrianto]

@Hathur99 But even if you have enough paragon/renegade points which unlocks the conversation options. It won't work unless you actually choose that particular paragon/renegade options. Like Twinky said, even when fights break out and you have the option to make peace using the paragon option. yet you pick sides using the normal conversation options, you can still lose loyalty to the other squadmates.

I have both paragon&renegade bars full. But I always pick paragon on all conversation options.

[TheAwesome45]

@Hathur99 not necessary all my me2 game ive done paragon stuff to prepare for jack and mirandas fight but i still couldnt keep both theyre loyalties

[jimmyshousevideos]

A renegade the a paragon action. That a sure way to not keep your teams loyalty.

[Hathur99]

@jimmyshousevideos This isn't dragon age 2... renegade / paragon actions have no impact on companions loyalty is Mass Effect... completing their specific loyalty mission makes them loyal, that's it. Renegade / paragon makes no difference.

[TheHage91]

The best looking female Shepard I've ever seen.

[ToninoRustici]

AWESOME.... haha!

[JackInABox4100]

calling femshep a stripper... heavy risk.. put the priiize...

[ButtersStotch7000]

PARAGON INTERRUPT!

[Dragonzzilla]

I AM A ENTERTAINER!

[Fasteddy508]

Wow, 50 fucking credits.... must be quality made submachine gun (its not even a pistol)

[gethsoftware]

wow. sheperd is wiping it out.

[SteadySkill]

The voice acting for the female Shepard is soo cheesy.

[beautifulpassion]

@SteadySkill Cheesy means good now? Cool.

[SteadySkill]

@beautifulpassion

Cheesy means lousy and needs work.

[beautifulpassion]

@SteadySkill Then it doesn't apply to her. Look at that, you see what I just did?

[SteadySkill]

@beautifulpassion

Ok, I'll rephrase a second time. (In my opinion)The voice actor for the female shepard in Mass Effect 2 sounds too mellow in both Paragon and Renegade actions. Making the conversation sound boring. Almost like the whole 2.5 second wait between phrases in the first Mass Effect.

[beautifulpassion]

@SteadySkill  Because melodrama is gud actin!

Idiot.

[SteadySkill]

@beautifulpassion

Idiot..? :(

[beautifulpassion]

@SteadySkill Clearly.

[Ectasy1233]

Nice shep you got what are the codes mate???

[KainLupus13]

I hate how you're options are to either question the boy's or age or question the boy's age... It always gets me when I can't get Shepherd to do what I'd do (not give a fuck)

[Hathur99]

@KainLupus13 Gotta keep in mind that Shepard, unlike the protagonist in a game like Fallout 3 or Dragon Age Origins, is pre-defined to certain degree.. she / he has a personality and the player only gets to choose between variations of how she/he might behave. Shepard is not an extension of you (the player) unlike in other RPGs. In a game like Fallout 3, you have freedom to ignore whomever you want.. but it sacrifices character development and dramatic effect to give the player that freedom.

[KainLupus13]

@Hathur99 Have to disagree with you there. Fallout 3 was frustratingly linear, at least as far as the Main Quest goes. You have to look for the Father who abandoned you, you have to side with the arrogant jerks of the Brotherhood and you have to either give your life for Purity or ask someone else to (especially frustrating when she fucking asks if you wanna toss a cap and you can't say yes)

A much better (IMO) example would be New Vegas. Now *that* is freedom (relatively speaking)

[renardo3333]

yeah, you can't even choose if you want to join the enclave or brotherhood, it's automatically brotherhood, which is weak

[KainLupus13]

@renardo3333 Indeed. The worst bit is the end. You're choices are to sacrifice yourself or tell someone to sacrifice herself. No rock-paper-scissors, no walk-the-fuck-away, it's bullshit

[renardo3333]

well... you can stand there and let it explode

[KainLupus13]

@renardo3333 really? I assumed that the building would remain on the brink of explosion for as long as it takes you to make a decision

[renardo3333]

no, if you're to slow it'll explode, killing you, though i think that you don't get an ending that way, not sure

[KainLupus13]

@Hathur99 Plus, they had a gap for the renegade response in this instance. I don't understand why they didn't fill it.

I'm only nitpicking, really, modern videogames are the best there have ever been. It's just frustrating to almost be able to do whatever you would actually personally do in a situation but to run into railroads two or three times a game

[willcannon11]

@Hathur99 you still have a set amount of responses in fallout 3 and other RPG's the only difference is you have no voice so thats not totally true

[willcannon11]

@Hathur99 yeahbut when you interect with NPC's in fallout and other RPG's you still only have four or five resoponses to choose the only difference is your character has no voice, so it is just as much an "extension of you" as Shepard or Hawke.

[paareth]

@Hathur99 Thanks for the video but I can't agree with this at all about the protagonist.

You can't tell me walking away and having no dialogue options at all would be that hard to code. It doesn't alter his personality of being a badass at times either. I loved ME2 for many reasons, but what you are saying here about sacrificing character development is plain wrong, characters develop plenty in old school RPG's

[nextgenvids]

@Hathur99 That was right on the best explanation I have heard for the character shepard.

[willcannon11]

@Hathur99 except for you still have a set amount of responses when talking to people so not really

[DaiReith]

@Hathur99 Well thought out and well spoken!

[xKissingShadowsx]

Does that code only work 4 PC?

Cuz I only have the Game for Xbox...

and moding it <----dont know how...to scared it would mess up the game or computer...

[Hathur99]

@xKissingShadowsx That code works for PC & Xbox... modding the hair style is only for PC (though I hear it can be done on Xbox.. but its apparently a bit complicated)... anyhow the face code will give you that face to use and you can just select a different hairstyle.

[xKissingShadowsx]

O_O Can you make a vid on how u made ur Female Shep so pretty...plz!!!

I will love you long time if you do... :D

[Hathur99]

@xKissingShadowsx The face code is 743.Q9G.M11.W8A.JDQ.66Q.1DA.21­1.S66.411.224.476 Just enter that into line at the bottom of the screen when making your character in ME2... that's only for the face though, not the hair.. I used a save game editor (Gibbed's editor) to choose that hair.

[M3aaaqHD]

@Hathur99 Someone ported gibbeds to xbox :D

[Hathur99]

@M3aaaqHD Yeah I heard about that not too long ago.. modders are getting crafty these days :)

[CircusofPython]

Too bad male Shepard doesn't have a similar renegade interrupt for a sexist female, but oh well.

[GreatestMKfighter]

YOU BATARIANS ARE ALL SEXIST.

[TDA792]

@GreatestMKfighter f*ck you u stole my comment right from me! you did! those thumbs up are mine... but yours only because you watched this video before me.

[CoCoSkol]

I never like Renegade Options. You sound like a cocky asshole. Once in a while they are good for like a "Lets go kick some ass" kind of thing

[IIIB52]

damn only 50 credits. In the Mass Effect economy thats like 50 cents

[182crazyK]

@IIIB52 I'm going to base this off statistics, it's 500 credits.

And the game vendor in the Citadel says that most games are ~50 credits IIRC.

So if we assume a game costs $40 in the ME economy,

500 credits is $400.

[182crazyK]

@IIIB52 Well the thing broke after two light taps so I expect it was a squirt gun.

[nAthaNkco]

Your shepard so hot, can i ahve the code?

[RodrMattA]

@nAthaNkco

She actually looks remarkably like my friend Emily :P

[Cross3061980]

wat mission is this?

& who's the rdm kid?

[szekelymihai]

@Cross3061980 It's on Omega, when you recruit Archangel (spoiler avoided :D)

The kid is someone who'll send you an e-mail if you choose the paragon option.

[gamingcultist]

"Show me yours tough guy. I bet mine's bigger" LOL!

"impressive" wtf? seriously that was not the reaction i was expecting

[Hathur99]

@gamingcultist The Batarian was being sarcastic.. couldn't you tell from his bored, disinterested tone?

[gamingcultist]

@Hathur99 I'm just used to seeing a batarian wet his pants whenever shepard goes renegade on him; I suppose this one really didn't give a crap or he actually has a pair

[jellybean3264]

@Hathur99 they always sound like that hehe

[MrRottenPotato]

@gamingcultist yeah, I excepted a reply like "Holy sh*t, a shemale!" xD

[DjMaxi005]

Nice looking Shepard

[jimbob3332]

Damn those guns are fragile.

[deepskyblues]

The "Show me yours, tough guy" is favourite moment in the entire game. I do it even with my mostly-Paragon chara. It just makes me sad that I had to scroll through 20 videos of the actual strippers in Afterlife to find this.