This Is Why I'm Fat

[shalyalex1]

omg funny shit lmao luv it.

[tylerthesnakekeeper]

YOU GUYS DID A GOOD JOB!!!!!! LMFAO

[tylerthesnakekeeper]

but song is FUNNY as SHIT!!!!

[tylerthesnakekeeper]

old fucking joke buddy

[ATJHB]

i used to be fat like you then i took an arrow in the knee

[superkidsco]

silly people pretending to be fat... tsk tsk.

[TheseHipsDontLie87]

Grey's fat looks more realistic. Juss sayin...

[lydialovescandy]

Im pretty sure that fat people will disagree

[lydialovescandy]

Lmao!!!!

[101SuperFrank]

/watch?v=ydE-ARixi44

[inthezonee233]

i break elevators, i cant climb stairs, and if i gotta burp then you better say your prayers

[AhayahIsKing]

@inthezonee233 hahaha

[sesshoumarukagome]

This was funny. -.- in all honesty people are getting unhealthier every year

[GlitterIntoxicatedX3]

All the fat people disliked this video -_-

[itzbarbeebytch88]

lol 

[shadowninja708]

I wanna hang with them... Pure trolls

[dannycaca100]

Yuh should make one that says this is why I'm anerexic

[christina1011000]

damn this made me laugh i like it :)

[6000wayne]

seems legit

[blueluver99]

Dis shits fany!!

[silentkillerx212]

LOL

[Swaqqerificx23]

am i the only mixed guy here?

[simiSimonea]

lmaoo..

[KnownasILkoo]

posers...

[danielrod95]

pendejosss!! :)>

[Crystalroseanderson]

I love this:)))))))))))

[blitz50ful]

pnut go on a diet

[TheNintendoFan621]

they should try watching epic meal time

[michaelbayron1]

nice car

[LaGeezy01]

This is not funny is fuck up

[ShonenGirl11]

You guys have some serious guts. I would be too freaking embarrassed to do this.

[razzbooty]

im fat and i dont find this funny =P weird al's im fat now dats my theme song this is just stupid

[MrGopackgo11]

beast



[noahlies]

LOL

[bddblade]

Haha.

[KelseyBones22]

lmao.

[okezie89]

1393 people break elevators

[vikramrulesrox]

how is there so many dislikes

[jennifer0lazy0azz]

dumb asses!! hey im a girl i really DONT GIVE A fuck if im fat or not!!!!!!!!

[mannycarrera1]

Lol ..ouch!

[Kaydee1357]

This how u can tell this aint true: white ppl r never fat

[TheMummy516]

@medicalterrylove2 you need to gain knowledge fucking idiot. I'm American and I'm currently entering body building competitions. I'm also a 6 year MMA competidor. You are stereotyping a while country. You don't soundtrack any smarter.

[medicalterrylove2]

@TheMummy516 YOUR NOT A FAT AMERICAN YOU ARE DUMB UNEDUCATED AMERICAN. YOU CARE ABOUT BODY BUILDING COMPETITIONS MORE THAN YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY??? HAHA DUMB AMERICAN

[TheMummy516]

@medicalterrylove2 I love my country by proving your stereotyping wrong. And actually I get straight A's in school. Body building is just a hobby I do. You call me dumb yet your reply was dumb in itself. You can't call me bumb when you use ''your'' when ''you're'' should be used. Idiot.

[pandabearsluvhugs13]

your fat cuz there is a blanket under your shirt but otherwise it's pretty funny

[lolwut6045]

this is gabe newells theme song

[REX05011]

you do know you can be fat without eating right just look at my uncle

[TeamHighVelocity]

pshh they should of said

"This is why im fat this why im fat this is why this is why this is why im fat.

I'm fat from the pie and the chocolate"

[shoe499]

@TeamHighVelocity dude u dumb



[Triplechoco52]

ahh the old youtube, +1,000,000 was rare, this type of video was acceptable quality, no ads (but they do keep youtbe free =P)

[USDragonEGK]

"Nervous Itch"...

Throw some "B" on it !

XD

[Wayniemouse1]

i DON'T KNOW WHY HE SAID tACO BELL ALMOST EVERYTHING AT TACO BELL IS HEALTHY

[Popeyedfreeze]

@Wayniemouse1 hahah FAIL

[SiLeNtXkIlzZz]

wonder what the bk drive thru person thought?!!! lol

[dopeylove04]

haha :turn that off"

classic

[longbeach225]

True song. Fast food in America leads to obesity and heart diseases.

[medicalterrylove2]

@longbeach225 go to law school and GAIN SOME KNOWLEDGE!!! people get fat because they simply wanted to get fat!!! americans have the choice to eat healthy and go on a simple diet plan but do they???? NOPE!!!! AMERICANS ARE NOTHING BUT BIG FAT LAZY LOSERS THAT DON'T WANT TO CHANGE, until you gain some real knowledge SHUT UP!!!

[TvvinkleToes]

@medicalterrylove2 Wait a minute hold up. Yeah America has a bunch of fat and lazy losers but that doesn't speak for the rest.

[medicalterrylove2]

@TvvinkleToes FAT AMERICAN!!!!!! (:

[TvvinkleToes]

@medicalterrylove2 Yo yo yo yo, Oh no you didn't. You did not just call me fat. I am the acrynym of fat and lazy. Wanna guess my weight? Bet you can't:]

[wr17ful]

@medicalterrylove2 people dont get fat cuz they want to. people just like food, i know i do and im really skinny but heathily skinny. and some americans have a slow matabolism, causing them to gain weight. Not all of american people are fat, not all are skinny,and not all are active enough but its not always thier fault

.

[medicalterrylove2]

@wr17ful keep making excuses hun!!! sad american ):

[JaneFranklinMusic]

no joke im eating a burger while im watching this.

[surrept1979]

Chorus:

This is why I'm fat, this is why I'm fat

This is why, this is why, this is why I'm fat

This is why I'm fat, this is why I'm fat

This is why, this is why, this is why I'm fat

I'm fat 'cause I eat, you ain't 'cause you don't

I order sides of fries, and a large coke

I'm fat 'cause I eat, you ain't 'cause you don't

I take a triple cheeseburger shove it down my throat

(peace PEACE!)

[surrept1979]

This is why I'm fat, they don't make my size

I weigh about the same as eleven average guys

I represent food, I got it on my back

And when they say I lost it, now I'mma bring it back

I'll eat it when it's dirrty, no matter how it tastes

The ladies start to bounce it when I'm stuffin on my face

I always eat it swift and never eat it slow

And if I drop some they watch me EAT IT OFF THE FLOOR

[surrept1979]

And if you need it fast I'll take you to Mickey Dee's

Burger King to Taco Bell KFC and Applebee's

I don't look at the chrome I just see the wheel

I don't gaze at the honies I just look at the meal

I don't exercise they always catch me feeding

The only sport I do is competitive eating

You say you're on a diet? I'm on five

They ask me how I do it and simply I reply

[Chorus]

[surrept1979]

I ain't ever stop, they ask me where I shop

And ask me what I weigh and I say yeah I weigh a lot

I shake and I tremble and waddle when I walk

I've even lost sight of both my shoes and my socks

I hop in the car and there's the golden arch

And when I get there in two chairs I've gotta sit

You won't believe the aromas and the smells that I emit

I can't ride a rollercoaster 'cause I don't fit

[surrept1979]

They call me King Kong I cannot go wrong

And I take out the toppings, condiments on the arm

And the condiments on the bun, wow, I weigh a ton

I fall on my face every time I try to run

I break elevators and I can't climb stairs

And if I gotta (burp!) then ya better say your prayers

My food is getting cold and you're wasting my time

So if you wanna date me then you better wait in line

[The693minh]

mc ds let them do this?

( leave video and drives to mcds and dances at sign)

[Sizzorslove9]

LMFAOOO!! at the end

[thesuperstar817]

this is a mean thing to big people

[rockingmaniac1808]

hahaha, funny as hell

[thedarkdragon735]

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[yasminewilford]

Tee hee hee I love this vid anyway u guys should make a vid about barbie and then say mean stuff about her any way I love this vid

[jksteven8]

I`m skinny but i wanna get fat

[cerealkillerrxD]

I'm fat cause I eat, you ain't cause you don't LOL LOGIC

[surrept1979]

@cerealkillerrxD Yep, about as much logic as in the original! XD

[cerealkillerrxD]

@surrept1979 LOL exactly. why does this version makes more sense though? XD

[Wayniemouse1]

@cerealkillerrxD Fat people are so funny like this idiot said he's goanna sue mcdonalds because he looks like he ate billions A DAY

HE MUST HAVE 20000000 KIDS IN THAT BELLY

[jciswithme33]

im fat because i eat, i eat at mickey d's, extra double quarter pounder dont forget the cheese.

[SuperChief47]

1:20 ohh i saved ur food for ya

[keeblerelmcookies]

let me guess u stuffed a pillow under ur shirt clever

[littelmex]

Lol

[khalilasbro]

fuck you, fat people dont look like retarded wiggers!!!

[bunnybunnyhunny]

why isnt there a fucking LOVE button!!!! xD

[gutteralize]

LOLOLOL THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM!

[loftislover]

"And if I have to burp, you better say your prayers." Haha, I laughed. Awesome video,

[Mrwhatever451]

no there more like CHUNKAY! THIS IS WHY IM CHUNKY!

[BunnysiEat]

y'all look pregnant 

[ModestJoe]

this is the first video i ever favorited on youtube!

[mely3143]

lol super dumb

[whatever451000]

omg this is so funny!!!

[ShaakiimaaJussBhaad]

Ahaaa,Wtf?.

[urbanguerilla93]

hahahahahaha

[penuth]

and if i drop something watch me EEAATT ITTT OFFF DAAA FLOOOOO hahahahahahahahah

[Tjc2423Balla]

The only sport i do is competitive eating

Yew say u on a diet

Im on five

[Filipino4Life1]

this is my brothers favorite song cuz he likes to eat alot

[Slashta]

:28 daaaamn they are sooo fly :D

[shtopsign22]

its actually ''im fat cause' i eat and then i go to sleep'' four stars

[Brookester47]

Im fat cause i eat, you aint cause you dont :) haha

[yogort23]

This is so funny, it's stupid.

[mindas1617]

too funny

[510baybby]

iim sooooooooooooooooooooo fawkkiing weak thiis iis soooooooooo fawkiing stupiid n fawkkiing funnyyyyyyyyyy fawkkkkkkkkkkkk

[M3nt0num]

watch my video , webpage included for healthy lifestyle and workout :) /watch?v=9hu-9AYfrI0

[loveme5616]

ahahaha this reminds me of someone xd!

[chefawkes]

there voices are so gay

[Kaiurem]

im kingcong

[Metallicasince90]

fuckin funny

[IAM2Bad4TheMafia]

o:13 tits......man tits.......

[1998lavender]

Not even kidding.

Americans listen up!! Lay off on the cheezburgers!!

[MrDamnAwesome]

0:24 whats the song name ? pls help -.-

[SinsOfDreamz]

@MrDamnAwesome This is why im hot-Mims

[MrDamnAwesome]

@SinsOfDreamz shit yeah thx

[nichole8332]

Hey thts not there real voices

[corkbrandon]

lol these two are fags xD white ass voices and they cant rap for shit. go sing some country boys



[idahospud1969]

i think the video was kinda lame cuz you didnt make yourself look realistically fat but hey you have a cool azz voice and maybe you should do something else with it i think you could go far!

[halienthealien]

hahahahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa lmfao

[popeyes11354]

lmao

[felixb100420001]

this is hilariouse

[nichole8332]

I love this song do more vedios

[weeshmo1]

im so fat can nott see my feet

[saprier]

1365 fat boys!!

[sweetesthoney29292]

Turn that off lol

[xxchris023xx]

lmfaooooo!

[kevin42222]

im fat trying my best to lose

[GrazyEllu9]

These guys are heroes.

[SpecialSkills124]

@GrazyEllu9 more like legends

[WolfNCrow1]

1,362 people are haters like the manager 3:00

[TheRandomzify]

make more videoz!

[cmariakis228]

this is funny as hell

[allday920]

@bunnychaser2000 it's spelled knuckles you retard

[bunnychaser2000]

Repost this to one other vid and try these steps also

1.rubb your eyes with you nuckles

2.push you nuckles to your eye while your rubbing

3.make sure you do this for 2 minutes

Final step 4.open your eyes

Warnings don't push and rubb your nuckles in you'r eye to hard or else you might have a problem

I'm not responcible if you damaged your eyes from not doing it right. Original commenter  Bunnychaser2000

[krad5000]

Whoever these guys are, they are genius's and have been added to the youtube hall of fame.

[wowsers61]

fail



[4590bs]

@bigpapastin lol i know right

[bigpapastin23]

ive been to apple bees... and that shit is not fast at all lol... took mad long just to get some soup

[BlockDie824]

1,357 People are skinny

[dannygan741]

@BlockDie824

Or in denial LMAO XD!

[Angelleina]

Some of you people who didn't like this shouldn't even waste your time putting idiotic stuff -,- obviously I loved this video and I downloaded the music :3

[ibroooow]

I represent food. LMFAO

[HelloEveryone42]

its like u say this is why im bed

[markjj1314]

this might be funny.....but the shamwow parody is wayyyy funnier XD!

[epicfailwilll]

Every one calls me skinny but I do not want to be fat like that

[Dragonpwned7]

 im fat but i wanna get skinny

[xbudsmoke16x]

@Dragonpwned7 i am too... but the song says dont eat...

[Ajwc199]

@Dragonpwned7 Good luck!!! I suggest trying to find a Cross Fit Program near you. Check a gym near your house or Google.

[Thugtorious]

Im fat and i still find this halorious

[Jokes0nce95]

@Thugtorious Im 5 lbs overweight :P This is hilarious haha XD

[reny306]

FAIL 0:56

[nonyobizznaz97531]

Someone finaly made my theme song

[LetsPlay680]

so but so lame :D

[righteousemusic]

Where is Dave at? This is why...

[LeonLovesIt]

i'm fat coz i eat, you ain't coz you don't HAHHAHAAH

makes sense :P

[solisvictor1991]

Watch me as I "EAT IT ON THA FLO"

[98mccracken]

0:14, that was fake

[lewynuke1000]

woops i dropped something now EAT IT!!!!!

[katiebabeyify]

GOd ur fukin hotties i swearr <3

[megannerdy]

mmmmmmm:)

[sumani17]

LOLOUD WTF ............................

[giotrapatony]

@davidthehockeyguy including yourself

[TheMd5200]

hahahahaaha..... this is hilarious XD

[katiebabeyify]

mm ur both fat but ur dank tbf ;) ahhaha xxx

[wuzheredontcare]

@katiebabeyify dank?

[katiebabeyify]

@katiebabeyify nice looking :) x

[thedarkdragon735]

song starts at 0:34

[LBGDL4]

and i dont know what to do i eat right i portion i go for a hour walk every day and i do weight training 4 times a week the only time i eat out of portion is thinks giving agin i am 13

[LBGDL4]

i am 13 i am 300 6'2 which is not that bad if it was mussal but i eat less then my friends on the foot ball team and do the same work i have two hot dogs i am stuff they eat like 5 and want more i eat like 2 pieces of pizza and they eat a whole box and i dont get it there laver than me is it because i burn weight slower

[Orion8888888]

@LBGDL4 You better have your thyroid gland checked.

[MrMw2nolife]

Its weird because their body is fat, but their face isn't.

[dukejake11]

haha i luiv how there skingy and they have a random fat belly that looks like a pillow

[slentzz]

I have an incredibly hairy ass. So what I do on hot days is I insert my fingers into moist ass crack lengthwise the flex allowing the bumjuice to absorb onto the skin of my fingers. After about 5 minutes I then? remove my fingers from my moist ass crack and proceed to lick up all the bumjuice. The licking actually enhances the scent of the bumjuice so I always take a big wif. What bumjuice is left? on my skin and under my fingernails I scrap off with my teeth.

the end

:-)

[CodHardscoper]

@slentzz  i almost puked reading this