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  • You are an epic person, me and my bro hav probs watched this 99999,9999 times and still its funny :P

  • Why are his arms flailing around like that? It looks like he's trying to swat away imaginary insects while he runs.

  • all jews run like a girl

  • also a favorite part of his movies...you know back when he could actually run...like a girl

  • Simmons!!!

  • Simmons!!!

  • Simmons strikes again!

  • QUAID!!!!!!

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  • kasabian!....simmons

  • SIMMMONS

  • Simmons!!

  • SIMMONS!!!!

  • You would run like a girl if you carried a 6ft 4 frame

  • @Emmabe26 yeah, like Usain Bolt that is 6ft 5..., what a dumbass you are

  • That's no girl running! He thinks he's a Cho-Cho train!! Yea, he does runs like a queer!!

  • hes running that way because hes not wearing his shooting glasses

  • He's running away from Van Damme.

  • Gay music dude.

  • @jchronic23 It's Shoot the Runner by Kasabian and you sir are the faggot

  • @warmaker911 FuCk You

  • 0:24

  • If Steven Seagal was sitting right next to you. Would you show him the video that you made?

  • @HveteMelGibson Worth it to see him run after you!

  • @HveteMelGibson yeah I would have not afraid of that aikido bitch, I am a Greco-wrestler and a boxer and not afraid of any man.

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  • @rayallen0 Actually, Gene Labell admitted the story was true, and told it to Joe Rogan, who has retold it here on YT.

    You're a lying cunt.

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  • You mean that ISN'T a girl?

  • He runs like a girl who's trying to wave away a fart!

  • say this to face steven seagal

  • @Jonasszczuczyn

    Which one?

  • @SouthParkBear anyone

  • He sure as shit does zero running now... man, he's sooooooooooo fat now. It's disgusting.

  • @BronzeBullBalls Yeah but he could still break you in half with his pinky finger.

  • @BronzeBullBalls

    Well he's not only fat, that's his frame underneath it. He's not even big.

  • @BronzeBullBalls

    He's not just fat, he's clearly a pencil-necked geek under all that blubber, he's no Fridge.

    Here he's a really skinny guy, but now he's like TWICE the weight seen here.

  • I google searched for "Steven Seagal Worst Runner." I knew this would be on the internet somewhere.

  • like a girl? wtf

  • He needs to do more of this.

  • segirl

  • It is the heartwarming movie that a girl runs a race in pursuit of a boy.

  • Steven Seagal is a dumbass faggot bitch. That's why he runs like a girl.

  • @wisdom360 i bet you wouldnt say that if he was in the same room as you...internet tough guy.

  • @wisdom360

    Apart from steven seagal being a ''dumbass faggot bitch'' he coudl kick your ass so hard so not even google would be able to find it. he's been into martial arts for over 40 years, traveled the world and train with many, many people, he's been a cop in real-life aswell, he has made many action movies, and he's got the 7th day black in aikido with over 40 years of experience in martial arts.

    This man made life his fucking bitch. And now look at your own life... LOL.

  • @RedRiverChannel Yes. I don't have as much money as Steven Seagal but I have had my own successes and could easily outsmart him. I am also a better person than him. He is a piece of useless scum that needs to get lost in an ocean. Also, cops are mostly assholes, which just further goes to show Seagull's character. He's a dumb bird... and he's not even a real cop. He's just a wannabe fake cop.

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  • this why i love youtube

  • he is running because anderson silva told him to

  • That's what from all of the ass-plowing he got in his younger years.

  • 0:36 (Y)

  • Must've forgot to wear his sports bra. 

  • Damn, he does kinda run like a girl...

  • @mikeshredder233 bullspit

  • WTF? Tom Cruise's running seems like pure testosterone compared to this.

  • I´d rather run like a girl and hit like a man than hit like a girl and run like a man

  • Go Sea-gull! Twinkle-toes Seagal hot on the the bad guys' "tail."  LOL!!! What a leroy. hahaa

  • Man this IS funny. He DOES run like a girl. Glad someone else noticed that too.

  • He is running from Chuck Norris. Anyone would run like a girl.

  • @peerless77 aren't chuck norris jokes a tad redundant?

  • @technofrenik

    No, they're classic.

    "Chuck Norris doesn't run-- his prey comes when it's called."

  • he was running that way cause he didnt want his tampon to fall out

  • @SaulMeyersz Doesn't make sense.

  • @SaulMeyersz

    Looks more like he's desperately looking for the little girl's room with a bad case of the squirts.

  • @SaulMeyersz

    More like the dildo to fall out of his ass

  • He never runs on his cop show, probably to avoid looking like this. I doubt the fact he's currently a fat mess helps either.

  • Leguizamo tells it how it is!

  • skinny Segal for the win!

  • Why don't all the smart asses in here talking shit go tell Steven to his face.lol You won't and you can't because the only balls you will ever have are in your mouths! ahahaha

  • @saultman I'd tell him to his face......then I'd run away......like a girl.

  • @saultman u mad?

  • @tenmashi I am one mad motherf@cker!! :) No, I thinks it's hilarious how people who have absolutely no skills in fighting like Steven Seagal has. He's a 7th degree Akido black belt and is teaching Anderson"The Spider" Silva and Lyoto "The Dragon" both how to fight more efficiently.

  • @saultman Wow. Get off his nuts. Just because someone is good at martial arts doesn't mean there invincible. All it takes is one well placed punch to lay someone the fuck out.

  • No Robert Pattinson make's Seagal look like a track star, compared to what i was shown on Facebook seeing a clip of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. People can say what they want to say about Seagal running but Pattenson truly runs like a little girl around the woods fighting other Vampires. BTW Seagal is a boss!

  • Sadly, Steven Seagal actually never learned to run growing up, because he always whipped everyone's ass, that's why his body looks so awkward when he runs. He learned to run for the first time on the set of a movie. He wrote a book on it. It's called Running With Demons.

  • Today, if he did what he did at 0:12, he'd be too fat to fit through.

  • When he's winding his fist like that it almost seems like He wants to punch a random person walking there xD

  • And Gene Lebel, who actually IS legit, made him poop and piss himself with a choke.

  • @chiconspiracy

    Steven Seagal used to poop on his japanese concubines during his pornos

  • seagal is another fake pussy foot motherfucker like ashida kim...its a well documented fact that seagal got choked out by a old age stuntman till he pissed all over himself!!!

  • @tripptytripper you're an idiot he willingly put his head in the guy's arm

    the dude himself said it million times

  • @TheMistercrowley if im an idiot...your a knob!!! show me where he said it...chopstick!!!

  • @tripptytripper I'm not supposed to fucking find where gene lebell talked about Seagal and the choking out, you do your own research

    The truth is, Seagal argued that he cannot be choked out because he can extend his Ki to his neck, which is bullshit, and Lebell proved him otherwise. But he also pointed out that it would be real hard to get Seagal in that position to begin with.

  • @TheMistercrowley your such a little girl...who cares!!! you and seagal should hook up, seen you know what the mutha eats for breakfast...mind you...he does sing pretty good!!!

  • @tripptytripper If you don't care then don't comment on this video referring to it you inbred motherfucking cocksucker.

  • @TheMistercrowley i will comment where i want, what? you gonna stop me...no HA

  • @tripptytripper apparently you still care since you're replying

    eat a dick lmao

  • @TheMistercrowley up yours but hole surfer!!! i just wish i could be in the same room as you...30 seconds is all i would need...TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!!!

  • @tripptytripper lmao i'm actually starting to like you

  • @TheMistercrowley LOL yes youtube is a fantastic place to blow off steam at complete strangers!!! just having a laugh!!! cheers

  • @tripptytripper lmao cheers mate

  • he lacks a handbag...

  • welcome to the Seagal Era of mma

  • holy shit he runs like a girl WTF

  • woah wtf! lool*@123~ :D

  • segal kicks ass yet again

  • if "mambo mouth" says it it,it must be true. he looks like he is repelling invisible air-brushed phantom mosquitos. "shu you little bitch ass flies"

  • I read the following by medivac about how he runs..."like an epileptic girl trying to do jazz hands."

    Medivac, you are seriously funny.

  • lool

  • Hahahahahahahaha!!

  • my brain just had an orgasm

  • @nath909

    Actor Steven Seagal is actually of Irish, Mongolian and Jewish-Russian decent. He was born in Lansing, Michigan. He also lived in Japan for a number of years and speaks Japanese fluently. ChaCha!

  • @ZetasSpetnazColombia Irish and Jewish -- no Mongolian descent (not "decent"), even though he now claims to be. His new baby does have Mongolian blood, though, as his wife is Mongolian.

  • love steven seagal cos he spanish just like me!! love from spain

  • so I take it nobody watching this likes steven seagal lol GET SOME!!!

  • Shit, origionally, I thought that steven seagal never really ran around alot in his fight scenes, so i googled steven seagal never runs, i find this. I think for the most part, they try to make it so he doesn't have to run.

  • shits fucking hilarious! :D

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  • Oh that absolutely made my day.

  • I hate this annoying fatty bitch!! >_>

  • hahaha I fucking love this video... It almost made me laugh as much as when segal said he trained anderson and lyoto... Its hilarious that people are defending him too... to all his nuthuggers... he runs like a girl and is a fraud of a fighter.

  • @thecrazyoftheinsane he is anderson silva's master. did you see the front kick he taught him? he will kick open smeone's face just as though he were kicking open a door.

  • i wanna try that at school and see what my P.E. teacher says! :)

  • the whole point is he's not a typical guy. he's a white man but not a white man. he's bad and no one messes with him. everything he does has a mark on it, including how he runs lol. so it might seem funny but that's who he is. why should he run like what we consider to be a "man's" way of running? the directors could've asked him to run like a "man". i don't think they did. i'd rather be a man who is comfortable with himself than one who's always worried about assimilating.

  • @zan300

    His running motion is flawed. He has trouble at running, which is hilarious

  • @zan300 It is not about assimilating; it is about normal functioning. Face it, he runs like a dumbshit.

  • HAH!@ ;D

  • Runs Like a Girl. fight like a cat.

  • God I would expect him to at least be able to act like he can run like a man.

  • jajajajaja he runs like a fagg jajajaja. he learned aikido but didnt learn to run like a man lol

  • "His involuntary circular hand action (when running) is beyond ridiculous. Where some people say he has a "style of his own", I prefer to say "he runs like a mincing homosexual". Hopefully this video reflects my point. "

    I guess there's a 'right ' way to run, eh boy? And, that would be the way that YOU run, correct? Well, maybe you've got a point, there, seeing as how you're probably used to a lot of running in your life. You'd be doing it a lot around him, that's for sure, tough guy.

  • @SKS4000 LMAO yeah because steven seagal is a badass hes fought so many times.

  • The tight black vest and tight jeans don't do him much good either.

  • he's running out of the closeth

  • Oh shit!

    Thank you.

    Finally got my smile in today!

  • Lmao!! great vid

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  • Thumbs up for highly appropriate (and rocking) music.

  • @pachuansam LMFAO, that wouldn't surprise me at all, i also heard he ate all the hotels food once, and went out to a restaurant for more. ohhh man i always laughed at his movies and found him a joke ever since i was a kid, but this running movie tops it off

  • hes too badass to give a fuck about how he moves

  • He's running like that because he thinks Judo Gene Lebell is behind him and doesn't want to end up crapping his pants on set again.

  • Fabulous

  • NO!!! Girls run like Steven Seagal, actually. It's been proven!

  • I think the funniest thing about this video is that he was actually a cop for a long time and presumably chased many a felon in this ridiculous manner. It probably worked out though because when the perp looked back and saw a ponytailed man with flailing arms chasing him, he most likely bursted into laughter, fell to the floor and got cuffed.

  • thats parkour

  • he runs like a gay t-rex

  • I hear Steven Seagal will be joining forces with Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio to fight illegal immigration. I wonder if Steven will be running exactly like that when chasing illegals off the parking lot at The Home Depot.

  • I dont care how he runs as long as he starts doing it again to drop that weight!!! Marlon Brando anybody??

  • he's running like this because he ate an some asian triads, the russian and Italian mafia and some jap yakuza's for breakfast....

    now he needs to run to the toilet to clear his bowel before lunch

  • 0:23 What the fuck is Seagal doing with his right hand while the singer says "queen"? It's like he's doing a windmill or some shit.

  • This was hilarious dude.

  • No... freaking... way.

  • I laughed five seconds in. Skinny Segal? When was this? He jogs like he doesn't want to break his shoes.

  • Although he runs like a girl I wouldn't tell him that

  • @boerenbrit I wouldn't worry about his "fighting" ability... He's a fake.

  • @patfromlogan nooooooooooooooo! please say your joking! it can't beeeeeee! 

  • @patfromlogan yeah that's true :P i've often wondered how he can incapacitate someone by just waving his arms at him

  • @boerenbrit Why? Just run away, it's not like he could chase after you...have you seen him lately?

  • @boerenbrit I would. Fuck the old fat cocksucker.

  • @boerenbrit Hahahahahaahaha I would what would he do? Use his acting on me?

  • what an over rated actor

    cheesy segal

  • Steven Seagal doesn't run like a girl, he paddles wind to pick up extra speed

  • I would like to see him run now with the 15,000 big macs in him!!! ><

  • steven seagal you are my heroe but you still run like a fag l.o.l

  • VAN DAMME imitates Stallone, Arnold, Seagal, Him Self + Karate Demonstration

    Van Damme in the vid above shows how Seagal runs so fucking funny..

  • Steven Seagal does 'NOT' run like a girl you ******* fag & if you 'THINK' so, than by all means, tell 'HIM' that!!!

  • @couragio235 Easy Seagal superfan!

  • 0:38 is really funny

    Look at the arm work

  • I have a proposistion for all of ya, you go challange seagal to a fight and record it on film put it on youtube so we all can see you get your asses handed to ya. fucking douchebags

  • @tlbarnes78 wow u must really feel the need to defend him. are u in love with him?

  • dang he was skinny l9ool

  • God bless Seagal

  • @Rambo00023 what a jerk! lol!

  • he runs like that because his shoulder hip and heel are always in line, straight posture, and the arms go withe same side leg, this is from many years of moving properly, you even run like that, this is old school aikido and daito ryu teaching, largely lost in aikido practice today

  • lol his new movies (look at wikipedia) are so cool... just funny and violent :)

    and than there is lawman.. hehe =)

  • GENIUS !

    

  • Van Damme challenged him to a fight but he ran from Stallones house

  • I love how as the video goes on, Seagal gets fatter and fatter and slower and slower.

  • getting chased by steven segal: I couldn't think of anything more terrifying.

  • His arms are moving faster than his legs hes never gona catch that guy!!

  • The problem with you people is you don't know a professional distance runner when you see one. Not surprising though. Most of you are about as educated as a chunk of granite.

  • "yeaaaaah bitcheees!"....

    that was just lame

  • he shud learn from chuck norris how 2 run. usain bolt did but will never beat norris's record of 1 sec in the 200m

  • When me and my father looked of these movies , he said look at him running! Then i laughed my ass off

  • When Seagal was studying Aikido in Japan, a large part of his martial training focused on being constantly on-guard against ninja attacks. By flailing his arms like that, he protects himself from throwing stars and poison darts.

    Everyone in Japan walks and runs the same way that Seagal does, because in Japan, ninja attacks are the second leading cause of death (after stomach cancer).

  • @ThingyBlahBlah3 Nice story, but is it Real? i mean are there still ninja's running through rice fields killing everyone?

  • @ThingyBlahBlah3 hahaha!! lol!!