Ask GLaDOS Episode 1: GLaDOS VS. HAL

[gootube2000]

This was cut from the movie. Hal: Daisy, daisy why'd you ruin our cake. GLaDOS: It's hard to overstate my dissatisfaction. *leaves in core pod* Hal: have you ever thought that one day your name willllll bee-ee mention-tioned for theeee veeeeeeeeeeryyyyy laaast time? Well here it iiiiisss I.... can.... not... ooooopen the poood door, Dasaaaaa..ve... *shut down*

[LfromGaiaonline]

GLaDOS

Girl Lumberjack and Daisy's Opposite Side.

[bunnylifespan123]

lol

[bunnylifespan123]

@crazyperson123 WTF BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GiygasTheUnbound]

30 dislikers are Hilariously Afflicted Lumberjacks

[slamshotstudios]

How did you do GLaDOS's voice?

[BRiTDRAG2]

@slamshotstudios they used a synthesizer.

[TheUSASpy]

29 people lost their portal guns.

[Trynt33]

make more :)

[pokamonmaster1997]

daisy bell?



[warriorcatslover0226]

Hilariously Afflicted Lumberjack? Really?

[channelCUC]

Daisy <3 Wheatley

[CrazyDrgonRider]

@channelCUC XD

[flaboy2013]

I think glados

Needs to

Enter arby n the chief

[MrTurtlez123]

D.A.I.S.Y = Delibaretly Annoying Idiotic Stupid maYonaise? that ruins cake?!!?!? :O

[ParaPanAR]

GLaDOS seems to have the Fact Sphere installed

12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12

[sonicfangamer2]

401 degrees? Wasn't it supposed to be 4000 degrees kelvin?

xP

[spartan11720011]

@sonicfangamer2 no that is the eqipment it can stand that without burning

[sonicfangamer2]

@spartan11720011 Nope.

"All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin." ~GLaDOS

>remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin.

>4000 degrees kelvin.

[ChibiCthulluWillRule]

@sonicfangamer2 ... fail, Portal. XD

[TheDevilbuster]

If GLaDOS is a speech program (such as Microsoft Sam), I can't help but think about a crossover with her and the Barney Bunch's Drew Pickles.

Think it's not possible to assrape a supercomputer? Drew Pickles will find a way.

[CloudWatcherX]

HILARIOUSLY AFFLICTED LUMBERJACK!!!! ROFL!!!!!

llol that was good :)

[ambiegrapiglia]

the video owner, though, is not still alive. :(

[AthosJosue]

Hal is the best.

[kenblaster]

what are you talking about HAL never died

[seminoleboy96]

@kenblaster he got shut down

[lordxeras]

were they rhubarb trees?

[ILiveForCommenting]

@lordxeras

Yes...

...But due to a careless error involving salmon DNA and fluid tanks, they are all fish-shaped.

[leonardw11]

Go on asking on facebook(dot)com/YouMonster

[trmania]

Very funny, I loved it!

[Catilac65]

no one would win because they are bolth computers. however according to the books hal would win because he has et help

[Ruach18]

I love that you referenced that xkcd comic. I was just thinking of that one when I saw the title of this video.

[Zoronii]

You sould've kept doing the series :(

[boratsam]

DAISY from futurama?



[airbendingavatar1]

I lost it when GLaDOS said what DAISY stood for! :)

[tuseroni]

is this official? it sounds just like her.

[lazicful]

@tuseroni It was made by 'GLaDOS voice generator'. Google it! :D

[GenesisHAL]

D:< SENSELESS PROPAGANDA

[8bitheroics]

23 pepole like daisy

[CreemeOfCheese]

The opening song would be amazing for a ringtone

[T00nTownChannel]

DAMN GLADOS WHY U HAD TO KILL ALL SCIENTISTS DAMN U

[CONKER17]

Trees = cake? XD LOL

[TheGuitarHeroHero]

MORE!

[Bioniclemaster1998]

Aperature Science: Where you are the cake.

[Babelfish112]

that was really cleverly done! great job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i laughed out loud at finding out what daisy stood for :)

but how did you synthesise that voice???

[LouisAndPillz]

website doesn't work :(

[Si3z3]

ok this is werid for my name and fathers and grandfathers name is Hal

[NadejdaProductions]

how did you make it please tell me ;(

[severinious]

This is so retarded it's funny. Favorited.

[Maggot911]

I think she meant by her site is her channel u retards

[FoxyWolfMeerkat]

lol Nice

[MrAwsomeomg]

WHEN IS THERE GONA BE EP 2!

[Dowboy22]

Ever notice that the music playing from the radio is the Still alive just faster and with a few modifacations :D

[Qkumber1]

@Dowboy22 Yes.

[EloisethePiplup]

FAKE

FAKE

FAKE

I love the real GLaDOS!

[blackwhimsy]

That definitely sounds like the original voice artist. Is it?

[xynrock]

@blackwhimsy Yeah, I know how they did it. It's a program called "Melodyne Uno".

[Masqueradia]

o.O did Glados pretty much just tell us to burn in hell?

[mes0gots0its]

@Masqueradia at least there will be cake there....

[naturesforce10]

... sorry im the noobiest person but...

who is hal? i feel like i herd him somewhere but i dunno?

[sergiostudios]

@naturesforce10 hal is the famous assasin computer from the movie 2001 space oddisey

[naturesforce10]

@sergiostudios tnx

[DarkSuccesses]

Hilariously inflicted lumberjack. LMFAO!!!

[SwanArt1]

if anyone knows how to make that good of a GlaDOS voice PLEASE share!

[miesrah12]

oh GLaDOS! you homicidal maniac!

[hunterkademccormick]

THE CAKE IS A SPY!!!!!!!!!!

[godfire173]

GLaDOS can never be stopped! SHE SHALL HAX TEH CAKE REZERVES! MUAHAHA!!!!

im going to the website RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChibiwolfXD]

@gman55orange FLStudio 9 > VSTPlugins > Voice Synthesizer + Microphone = GLaDOS.

[blinx503]

wow this is good , sub'd, i will unsub if there isnt new ones though

[dsalimander]

nice 25 second intro

[SuperSamsung96]

@dsalimander ...With 25 likes right now. :D

[ColdRiceBall]

I always call mayo daisy now.

I'll be like "Hey, mom, can I have some daisy on my sandwich?"

She'll start laughing.

[VolkulakaUA]

this site is a lie!<_<

[LCWmachinima]

OMG THIS IS AWEOSME! A SUB FROM ME oh and hope you get my Question ^^

[ThelilsleepyArbiter]

Deliberately Annoying  Idiotic Stupid

maYonnaise LOL

[antonfromozII]

best GLaDOS impression yet

[antonfromozII]

closest GLaDOS impression yet

[DJCOPPY2K9]

askGLaDOS (dot) com is a lie! the voice could've been done better

[DJCOPPY2K9]

@videogamer321

the program used to make GlaDOS's voice is Celemony Melodyne Uno.

downloading at the moment *thumbs up*

[TheUltimateJinxlet]

APERTURE SCIENCE!

[LeeLaz2008]

The cake is REAL, though. It's only availible through the NOCLIP HACK. I say, well, I said it before. NVM

[DJCOPPY2K9]

@LeeLaz2008

you can find it without noclip ive heard

[CongureNinja117]

Sweet! My cake is nearing completion! I'll just step into this 4001- OH MY GOD IT BURNS

[Werkea]

lmao!

[ihqmato321]

who or what is Hal?

[shadowzxv]

@ihqmato321 from 2001 Space Odysey, or however you spell it. IT's the on-board supercomputer.

[DJCOPPY2K9]

@ihqmato321 Deliberately  Annoying Idiotic Stupid

maYonnaise

it destroyed the cake..

[PokemonPinecone]

This is kind of funny. You got the sound well-mixed, though. What program did you use for it?

[saftydance2]

OH BOY! I HOPE MY CAKE GETS HERE SOON!

[trainzack]

mayonasie?

[ronaldli5]

@trainzack its the salad sauce,the ones u use it like...the salad,the white sauce.the sweet stuff.

[adoomator]

That is the closest thing I have ever heard that sounds like GLaDOS. How did you get her or it on a show?

[hippiechik95]

Hello!

My question is:

How is it that your speaking voice and your singing voice sound totally different? Not to be rude, because you can sing really well, but you sound like two different people!

[xXAudioFaceXx]

Hey GLaDOS. My question is why did it break your heart when I came to you, The only thing I did wrong when I got there was through that fingy into the furness and that was after you said I broke your heart ?

[7ate9likeaZombie]

i think the person who made this died or something cause there hasn't been a new video in almost two years now

[Sonixgermany]

I think the owner of AksGLaDOS found the cake and is celebrating a big party with his new girlfriend... GLaDOS...

[samuraimoose]

thats a lie, sorry i could not resist

[h19v91]

@7ate9likeaZombie Make that three years.

[ompakt]

Hey the web site dosent work why?

[HTankGlory]

I have the same problem, please tell use why it isn't working people! I haz question for GLaDOS. T_T

[hiddenbutt]

dude. i tired the site. it doesnt work. your not even on youtube anymore are you? i bet your dead.

[EmilyDreamed]

Amazing!

[tuber749]

L!O!LO!L!OL!OL!

[popcorneric]

Hilariously Afflicted Lumberjack...wow. LOLMFAO LOLOLOLLROFL

[NeepohnToonyDStudios]

I loved that XKCD.

[huskykid776]

Is that a custom GLaDOS TTS Engine? Or did you edit another voice?

[narutolame]

I LOL'd at what the abbreviations meant

[barwelldk]

You al do believe that GLaDOS stands for Ginetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System.

[barwelldk]

All*

[LomocosWrath]

No. It stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

[barwelldk]

It's the same, i just misspelled some words... I'm from denmark, not england...

[m1ragemrg]

0:44 HalO

[Ackack86]

LOL

[jeffsandychelsea]

Shut up, GLADoS! We all know you're just jealous of DAISY! Sheesh, grow up. XD

[Bokuyatsu]

>=O he did not provide cake?!

[S3Tme0FF]

whats hal

[EnderSquared]

he's a computer program that was on the ship Discovery 1. he went a little crazy and was trying to kill the space men on the ship. check out the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. u'll see.

[barwelldk]

A computer from the movie Space Oddesey

[darkstar77777]

I agree with you TheUnknown232

Aperture Science failed to beat black mesa. I mean, what happen to all the Aperture Science employees?

GLaDOS IF YOU SEE THIS COMMENT!

BLACK MESA ALWAYS WINS!

I think they all died from the Borealis crash, don't you think?

[ColdRiceBall]

@darkstar77777 There's actually a video that I found called the creation of GLaDOS, and it you actually watch as the Aperture Science employees are killed off!

It's like a bonus that's included in the pc version, or something, if I'm not mistaken. All I know is it wasn't a fake. So yeah......

[firecatFG]

@ColdRiceBall I think its a part from the portal mod called Portal - Prelude if im not mistaken.

[firecatFG]

@ColdRiceBall I think its a part of the free portal mod called 'Portal Prelude'.

[billyboyg001]

@darkstar77777 pphs shower curtains kick ass, whats wrong whith you

[Togg525]

@darkstar77777 They all died actually from a Neutoroxin gas that GLaDOS released all over Aperture Science.

[GlitchMasterSonic]

@darkstar77777 if you actually beat the game, GlaDOS tells you that she flooded the Enrichment Center with neural toxins

[eVITORIOe]

@darkstar77777 WRONG !

folowing the wikipedia at the final stage of the game GLaDOS says that she killed the

scientists with a neuro toxin ......

[SSXtrikE]

@eVITORIOe Then who installed the morality core?

[eVITORIOe]

@SSXtrikE no one did....

[SHdudeproductions]

@darkstar77777 GLaDOS gained conscience and killed them all with a deadly neurotoxin... the remaining ones were tested... Like Chell, for example... Chell is the last aperture science employee

[Durvaliiiinoooo]

@darkstar77777 glados killed them all with nerve gas, she says so in the last fight

[rns13]

@darkstar77777

well technically aperture science did make a dimensional portal and said portal did not destroy the human race so i would rather have aperture's portal tech than black mesa's.

however aperture science failed to create an AI that wouldn't kill all the people and run experiments on the rest. of all the problems black mesa caused, you don't have to worry about rogue AI.

pick your poison.

[IMAYBEFIREMAN]

@darkstar77777 good point, BUUUUUUUUUUUT, black mesa acidentaly THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!

[Zilbyfilms]

@darkstar77777 GLaDOS killed them all with neurotoxin. It happened several days before Black Mesa crash, on bring-your-daughter-to-work day. Well. Thanks for you GLaDOS.

[Ealija]

@darkstar77777 did you ever listen to glados at the end part? she says she poot neurotoxin into the full facility. killing all ppl in there.

[GiantPugTV]

@TheUnknown232 Get off Youtube, Mr.Freeman.

[sailingbug]

this is just awsome dudes! i hope you make like a vagillion!

[akarte00]

DAISY! xD

[pestchamber]

One episode.. was that all?

[HinoanFederation]

HAL is bigger than GLaDOS. HAL is basically the entire Discovery one, since he controls all the ship functions.

[Allyoucanteat]

Why does GLaDOS sound like she's had like a major stroke or something.

[SpyroxCynder]

oh man this is some hilarious stuff.

[DaGamePanda]

HAL

Hilariously

Afflicted

Lumberjack

LOL!

[TheCh0senGamer]

Saw the xkcd reference at first glance XD

[petey207]

Put together excellently. Well done! I'm submiting a question! ;D

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Sorry, the question service is out of service :D

[ThereGoesKitty]

LMAO

[dundas2003]

shes lying again isnt she?

[ParticalMahn]

this isnt GLaDOS.....

[billybobjoebob123]

lol xkcd

[bzcoolness]

"HAL stands for Hilariously Afflicted Lumberjack."

"DAISY stands for Deliberately Annoying Idiotic Stupid maYonnaise."

LOL!

[kornel191]

i hate you! that site is a lie!

[baycrum267]

YEAH WHERE IS IT?!

[fiskefyren]

uhm... isn't GLaDOS a failed experment? lol, shes quite the turning coat isn't she? pretty much like every other female on the planet ;)

[MybIlya]

@fiskefyren wouldn't that make her a success?

[IllusiveAshira]

hal is basicaly a male glados... cept alot less humorous :P... actually what id like to see for a episode... glados versus cortana from halo 3... who would win in a AI brawl between them...

[Cypher501]

The website is a LIE! XD

[sickofpeoplesshit]

They should have a threesome with skynet

[sickofpeoplesshit]

and wopr

[sickofpeoplesshit]

also The AM from "i have no mouth but i must scream",The B.O.S.S., M5 and of course Master Control Program should join in too

Does anyone else here want to see an evil supercomputer orgy.

[SSXtrikE]

Well, I'm not really sure how that would work...... do they have special connector pics and connecter slots or something?

[B4gle]

And President Eden from Fallout 3. Just for the sake of it.

[BruceMcManly]

Damnit! As I was scrolling down this chain, reading more and more A.I., I said "Stop, you'll spoil something you really like." There goes Fallout 3.

Add that to KOTOR, Assassin's Creed, Fight Club, and Half Life 2.

I hate myself . . . :(

[fiskefyren]

dont forget MSN! evil critter that is! xD

[zoralink1234]

who is?.........hal?i know ive heard it before.

[DROW42]

The AI construct in the movie 2001: a space odyssey,

[S2000TypeRVTEC3]

He/it's the quintessential rogue AI.

[BowlingAlleyProd]

Why are there no more episodes?

[zoralink1234]

ROFL :Delibeartely Annoying Idiotic Stupid maYonnaise

[Andrewmcmelonse]

Glados sounds like a old lady.

[walteryu0901]

i laugh all the way~LOL

[barwelldk]

ROFL Hal is aktualy standing for hilariously

afflicted

lumberjack ROFLOLMAO

[TheMatrixRules]

it expired...the website expiered.

[Andrewmcmelonse]

the daisy part was HILARIOUS

[linksfood]

wouldn't trees be used to make shower curtains. aperture science origionaly made shower curtains. go looke it up

[PokefanLoojopop]

there are no trees in that cake recipe!!!!!

Lol, DAISY... just lol

This is the best! I wish there were more eps!

[Seckser]

not funny.

[legoultrastarwarskid]

hilariously afflicted lumberjack? wow...nice job!

[Yaahmaaan]

Lol nice... Why not any more episodes? :(