I'm A Wanker (Ivor Biggun)

[dccrock]

whats a wank :P jk i jk all the time haha

[DrMurdoc666]

JACKPOT!!! 777 likes

[itsjustameme]

This is the anthem for guys...

[dilwich123]

Doc Cox from Thats Life :)

[Richieskint666]

This tune is funny as fxxk, but its brill lol..

[tehnookster]

I've even had a wank in a train, i've used a badger and a melon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat!

[Franklad100]

Haha never get bored of listening to this, soundtrack to my life.

[MrmunchBunch148]

LMAO 

[bmxandscootermadd11]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Poppapygar]

I'm thinking of sending this to a neighbour of mine. By the looks of him he's always pulling his pud, either that or he's drugged or pissed up, maybe all three LOL. He staggers all over the garden as though he's pulling his plonker till he don't what day it is.

[Equineagility101]

Winkle Wankers

[Synnek1]

W-A-N-K-E-R ! LMFAO! >;-)

[bobodd5]

REALLYreally

[joolz040770]

I've known a lot of wankers in my time! LOL

[Synnek1]

@joolz040770 They're still with US, my friend! BTW, just met a FKN WANKER about an hour ago! LOL! >;-)

[davidsangel]

I have got the original Vinyl 7inch of this ha !

[voon100]

I FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP!!!

[Seamaster73]

Little known fact — Morrissey wrote and produced this.

[bartlettandbosc]

DREW WOODCOCK IS A WANKER!!!!!

[XtremeMW2]

I'm a wanker :)

[optimuspriime02]

@XtremeMW2 yes, yes you are

[tonester09]

I must be the biggest wanker on Earth! :D

[judgedreadmusic]

judgedreadmusic

[DJTrickyDick]

0:01

[AlmostOreo]

i wank to this video

[DonforDead]

I hate it when my legs feel like water during/after a wank..

[voon100]

@DonforDead That's not bad, the other side effect you will notice is that your scrotums hurts like being pulled down by a brick if you stand up after you had a wank.

[DonforDead]

@voon100 I've experienced this :'(

[oFreddEo123]

Thumbs Up if you're always pulling your pud!

[oOoOElizabeth]

This is now my favorite song XD

[lonogugeadult]

Wanking is the most gangsta shit you could do!

[judgedreadmusic]

judgedreadmusic

[AndyPateman1]

i'm off for a wank now then

[EastMidsTrainsHSTBoy]

:D.....Haha the typical pain i always get in my right hand!

[ohnoothepig]

Thumbs up if you come here from "Cristiano Ronaldo worst free-kick taker ever"!

[Doniedaff]

Fantastic.



[1truecasual]

@ajuk1 WTF you chatting?

[baddacoodoo]

Like this if your always Wanking.....!!

[JaanusRebase]

@baddacoodoo You are a sick wanker!!!!

[creeshello]

@JaanusRebase whats so sick about wanking.... u get off either way.....

[smithywick]

i;ll say wat i want! go fuck yourself\!!! cheeky twat!!

[smithywick]

david cameron went for a circumcision. the surgeon said i cant possibly operate! theres no end to this prick!

[BritishSoulBoy60]

@smithywick Keep your politics out of this and listen to the music!

[smithywick]

this shld be david camerons signature tune...



[roykoopa25]

I've a big one

[oFreddEo123]

Thumbs Up if you're a Wanker!

[corry317]

@oFreddEo123 fat cunt 

[oFreddEo123]

Hahaha! At the end "He's a wanker! He's a wanker!" XD

[oFreddEo123]

Thumbs Up if you're addicted to wanking! (I know I am -_-)

[marcomvagusta]

Wow! I remember listening to this on vinyl when I was in school - that was 30 years ago!

[TheChrisOS1337]

i have to get t shirt sayin I'm a wanker !

[madsogsofieskov]

My friend have made a t-shirt with the text "Wanker", and they gave it to my friend Robert, and he is wearing it everyday in school.. btw, he loves this song!

[666Royston]

A wise man once told me...your either a wanker or a liar!!!

[TheAlbinoUnicorn333]

Haha, on MSN my dad customised the sounds it made when certain people signed in, and this one bloke who he didn't really like but still had on his contact list, he made it so whenever he signed in, we'd all hear "I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker!"

Good times :D

[OutoftheblueNinja]

haters keep hatin'

wankers keep wankin'

[mrboyface]

i wank in the corner of my bedroom naked with the light off then cry

[Tungstencube66]

Prefer my girlfriend to do it and catch it full in the face :)

[ImmaOnDaInternetz]

@Tungstencube66 Listen to the song. The morale is disregard females, acquire currency.

[MrJonas22222]

@Tungstencube66 ur completely right

[mrrandomguy123456789]

28 people were too pusy wanking and accidentally pressed the dislike

[mrrandomguy123456789]

like if you've had a wank in one of the places he's said

[ukgreaterlondon]

I LOVE A SEXY LADY IN COMMAND AND I OBEY HER 24 7 .

[Noddy5396]

@ukgreaterlondon whipped

[AdmiralOgle]

Haa Haa..a more update version on the video response by a group called Y&T..a song for rock hard wankers

[wpinklady]

hahahaha!!!! I bloody well love this!!

[ilovebagpuss2008]

well cant put that on facebook lol

[phsycosniper8]

@ilovebagpuss2008 i did

[wpinklady]

@ilovebagpuss2008 i know!! not fair!!

[phant0mOD]

Why does this remind me of insidious? O.o

[timmytom26978]

i've even had a wank in a train

[TheSUrviVerz]

@cubanboy740... a wanker is a guy who rubs his penis.... but you already know that lololololololol

[TheSUrviVerz]

ummmm wtf did i just listen to? 

[cubanboy740]

What's a wanker ?

[phsycosniper8]

@cubanboy740 haha lol

[MrZachlegend]

is that actually george fromby?

[westbywalker]

@MrZachlegend

it dosent say Ivor Biggun for nothing

[rob16248]

George Formby funny for once.

[MrILAWSON]

28 people had wankers cramp so they missed the like button

[TheUnknownWanker]

IM THE UNKNOWN WANKER!! TOP THAT!!!!! >:D

[malgrimace]

My friend died a year ago today. He used to play this song every Saturday, and they played it at the funeral as well. This one's for you, John.

[britelite2657]

i've wanked over Italy iv'e wanked over Spain fuckin lololol

[jibbybum]

gay cunts



[nicevagina1]

what means wanker

[RaveRRomA]

@nicevagina1

A wanker is YOU every saturday night, alone in your bed playing with your utensil using the left or the right hand.

[malgrimace]

@nicevagina1 Someone who masturbates.

[Jewclops]

hahaha this shits funny as fuck!

[leewhite10]

lol i was laughing

[smithywick]

lol dobbylad18 i;ll look into that ;-) brill

[DanJGosling]

best entrance for MMA!

[Prenna23]

@DanJGosling Perfect for Michael Bisping :)

[dobbylad18]

If you sit on your hand until it goes numb then crack one off, it feels like somebody else is doing it

[noeski100]

I remember about 25-30 years ago playing this in the living room and singing and dancing along... All my family laughing away... I still dont know what a wanker is, im 35 now!!

[Kern1996]

@noeski100 A wanker is someone who masturbates.

[scobiedog1]

sounds scarily like jeff green! (he's too young to have done this isn't he?)

[smithywick]

tony blair had things can only get better david cameron had this.... wanker!!!

[MegaCoolcallum]

Hahahah

[2bluedragon2]

25 people couldnt tug!

[dokkenratt]

I remember my old mum buying this one when somebody told her it was a good song. She was so naive, the poor old girl nearly had a hernia when she played it. OH HAPPY DAYS :-P

[TearisShatteredMoon]

@dokkenratt Not me my mom gave me songs like this, viagra in the water, and the ilk!

[noerd421427]

The one song you shouldn't be singing along to :P

[DLongmuir16]

Who gave Neil Lennon a banjo?

[AlixXforXeva]

My dad introduced me to this song. gotta love it. :')

[JacobbarnardTV]

lolage

[2011chatterbox]

when i was very little my brotherplayed it for me i did not know it was rude lol

[smithywick]

osama bin wanker the biggust cunt on the face of gods earth finaly fuked off!! nite nite osama you barbarbic cunt! your victims have a smile on there faces tonite! you fuckin loser!!!

[MrGamerFail]

I think he just might, very small chance, be a compulsive maturbator. ='D

[computermaster]

@MrGamerFail I agree totally.

[gerladiant]

and to walk into a pub as well. Great stuff !!!!!!!+

[smithywick]

david cameron & nick clegg went for a circumcission operation! the surgeon said i cant possibly operate! theres no end to these pricks!!

[098ben]

this is fucking funny

[Jam35HarrySa8l3s]

25 people are wankers

[BillxMach]

@Jam35HarrySa8l3s isnt being a wanker a good thing?

[carpmater89]

(.Y.)

[weemadalex]

(Y)



[sonyastone]

the comments on here are as funny as the record lmao

[sonyastone]

hahahahaha, I remember this

[MrTransparent99]

Looks more like Union puppet Milliband to me.

[LouishWaltz]

Now, why do images of David Cameron or Nick Clegg come ( ooh-er )into my mind ?

[MickeyLove01]

@LouishWaltz Because you voted for labour like your father and your fathers father and your fathers, fathers, father...etc

[sarahanddan65]

reminds me of someone lol



[PuR3ish]

my dad rembered this song

[PhunkyNun]

I remember this coming out as a single.The BBC wouldn't play it and I only heard it very late at night on Piccadilly Radio a couple of times!

When it charted, it was listed as 'The Winker's Song'.

[CardinalDextrous83]

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat! GENIUS!



[The1AndOnlyMike]

Boring animation. Good song.

[a7xsynysterogaming]

lol we made some classical songs in all fairness all british funny songs are great (i even had a wank in a train

[spook79]

r o fl m a o YAAAAY!

[nakedmambo]

Shit George Formby impersonation.

[1truecasual]

Thumbs up if your a wanker. ;)

[TheUnknownWanker]

@1truecasual im the unknown wanker

[ajuk1]

@1truecasual Fucking you're not your.

[waynehartless]

sums up english people you tosser wanna live in belgium there all wankers

[CardinalDextrous83]

@waynehartless

they're. retard.

[mattaymusic]

such a great song, check my songs that are a little similar :)

[Mojosbigstick]

I still love Doc Cox!

[ola6861]

this shit is trippingg LLAWLL

[Dricky9]

'im a wanker' that sums up british people

[ecossembot]

@Dricky9 pffff FUCKIN' WANKER.

[ecossembot]

@Dricky9 pffff ya fuckin' wanker Dricky.

[craigkray]

ar all men wankers or is it just my husand....

[fogmeister224]

A song for call me Dave and George Osbourne

[elmoqazi]

hi i wank 1to 3 times a day. i am a right wanker . i'm gonna call my right hand sheryl. what have you named yours? i might call my left bollock jeffery.

[MegaDarkangel49]

Now this is so boys these days ^^

[Gavinthomson2007]

Definitely Doc Cox aka Ivor Biggun. I've got the old LP somewhere.

[shmuli9]

Is it true that this word is considered rather strong in the UK? It's used in polite conversation in North America, New Zealand, and Australia...

[Meadoway40]

@shmuli9 A 'wanker' in the UK is someone who masterbates. [Tosses off, jerks off, pulls his cock, stretches his bell-end, bashes his bishop, etc]. Not something you would mention in polite conversation. " Hi, my name is Steve and I like Wanking". Maybe ok in America and Australia, but not UK. Just Like 'Shagging' in the UK means 'Fucking', not dancing. A' fanny' is a womans vagina, not a 'bottom/arse/ass'. Dont ask the vicar/priest if he likes wanking or shagging a fanny.

[shmuli9]

@Meadoway40 i'm QUITE familiar with the word... Something else that means something completely different in North America than in the UK is, when one has eaten a goodly deal of food is to say "I'm stuffed". :-) I've also heard that 'butt', while not considered obscene, is objectionable for 'backside' in the UK, but it's completely considered harmless in North America and Australia. The term 'shagging' is very popular here, too, in the same context...

[inferneko]

Just noticed that Avril Lavigne is on the top of suggested videos

[bunglejr]

WTF KEVIN BLOODY WISON SUNG DIS SONG U COPEY DUNT!!!

[moorepitz]

@bunglejr I think you'll find Doc Cox did it way back in the 70s.

I don't believe that George Formby ever did it

[spadge321]

this came out way before that turd kevin twattin wilson,, im talking late 70's, get your facts right arse

[smithywick]

this should av bin bin david camerons election song!! cunt him!!

[butchblackaces]

Its a shame someone atributed this to george formby when it was actually doc cox off thats life with esther rantzen

[thesteveus]

The song that Gary and Tony sing when they are pissed in that episode of Men Behaving Badly

[metallica1310]

@thesteveus that's where i just heared it so i searched youtube forr it lol

[TheKoogar61]

Lmao this is as funny as when i first heard it in the 70's

[UKSouthEast]

Worst soundtrack to walk out of a pub to...

[hulafairy]

haha

[Galaxy266]

I don't remember seeing Doc Cox singing this on "That's Life"!

I wonder why??!!!!

[NumanFanlfc]

Or embarrest virgins lol

[redmondovic]

The 21 dislikes are George Formby fans

[Realmadridfan21]

descibing callum forward who also is a wanker who is 11

[lukekellycopy]

@Realmadridfan21 hay i have a friend whos 11 and his name is callum and his brother calls him a wanker

[Fooblestheclown]

George Formby was the fifth Beatle.

[penner1000xD]

rofl

[lentilhater]

Dedicated to Neil Prendeville.

[MadAidy]

I LOVE Mrs Palm and her five daughters too XD

[LickMahhBELLEH]

This is the song explaining my life

[OLDANDFAIRLYBALD]

Just remember lads you can shag anybody with your right/left hand ; )

[dariadd10]

uhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhahaasshshssh­h

[123col1n123]

This was not George Formby it was sung by 'Ivor Biggun', also known as Doc Cox!

[lmlmlml]

@123col1n123 fool....its Frank Skinner.

[jaxx831]

@lmlmlml Nope, It's a guy call Ivor Biggun. He was Doc Cox on a TV program called Thats Life many, many years ago, look him up, fool!

[lmlmlml]

@jaxx831 its acctually a guy called george formby......

frank skinner copies this act and does many other george formby songs and a few of his own. Do some reseacrh on english comics (comedians not the paper types) you fucking TOOL!

[jaxx831]

@lmlmlml So have you got a brain yet and looked him up and found out it's not Frank Skinner or George Formby and is a guy called Ivor Biggun, or known as Doc Cox as well. Oh and don't tell me to do research on english comics, I'll know so much more about them then you could ever know.

[fanoel77]

well anyway its a funny song 

[jamie9916]

this song just sums me up.just cannae help it

[MrFamilyguy777]

this is (BLINDING) ;-)

[kenfig]

Pulling your Pudd is actually not good for you ,contrary to what many say