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  • 7th grade math teacher/ intramural supervisor molested 2 boys.

  • Well once in gym we had a substitute and I noticed him walk back a group of boys and stare at their junk and ass. It was just a little weird considering I was in seventh grade...

  • PHIL YOU STUPID BASTARD ITS OBVIOUSLY LIKE A CRACK DEALER BASHING YOU FOR HAVING A CRACK ADDICTION!!!!!!!!

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    I've been all over the internet searching for Kim's sex tape. It took a little bit but I eventually hit the jackpot.

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  • My friends' Latin teacher was creepy as all fuck. He'd stare at the posters of Spanish actresses that were up around the room (Latin used a Spanish room) and go on and on about their "eyes". Then he'd talk about the sounds his eye produced during surgery. One day, my friend was wearing an animal hat so he snuck up behind her and started playing with its ears. I'm not joking. He was fired two months in.

  • i had a latin teacher who would make vague racist and sexist comments and would unironically refer to germans as "my friends the nazis" man i wish i was making this up

  • My teacher was Mr. Holy. He was anything but holy. He stared at girls breasts and ass all the time. He wrestles with kids. He assigns wayyyyyy too much homework for a reading teacher. He has creepy facial hair. He coaches girls basketball girls volley ball and girls track- the only 3 sports for girls. He's a huge pedo. I was stuck between him our librarian and a friend and he takes his arm and puts it on my shoulder. He's wayy taller than me and my friend and he was looking down our shirts and

  • I had a teacher called Mr.Sexton, he taught physical education. When we were stretching and warming up, he'd tell the girls to "shake it like you do at the school discos". Super creepy + his name just made it worse hahaa

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  • My creepiest teacher was in sixth grade. He was a phat perve!

  • i'd carry the fuck out of that backpack.

  • My creepiest teacher had a certain bulge in his pants which he shoved in the face of people sitting in the first row. He was 48 and seriously overweight.

  • DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE MICHEAL MCINTYRE

  • buy some normal glasses dude, you look like a pensioner

  • sex addicition is created by those who say you shouldnt have sex. if you can have sex and lots of it, who cares? its like taking 3 showers a day, yup thats an addiction. Why do u brush your teeth twice a day? lets just bring out all the useless bits of random activities and make it an addiction. U run too much, yup def an addiction, why the F*** r u running everyday?! r u crazy? yup, def have issues, addiction issues

  • A prostitute addicted to sex could be considered a workaholic. Most of the people that get prostitutes are nasty-ass men that are too gross to get laid illegitimately, so here hire a hooker.

  • Im High Af RIght Now (off LIfe)

  • Youtube Moneyyyyy

  • I love the philip defranco show! even though its not really a show... well then why did you name it "show" if its not a real show? But i still love it!!

  • @BrooklynProductions3 lol i think its a show

  • Creepy Facial Hair FTW!!!!!!!

  • i currently have the creepiest teacher.. she teaches math and algebra, and im in algebra somehow lmao. but she BARKS. like wtf? if u do something, she growls and barks at u haha

  • You sad cheap little man. You do not have a career.

  • It looks like Kim Kardashian is married again.

    She has the ultimate body. I spend a number of sleepless nights trying to watch Kim's sex tape for free. My hard work paid off.

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  • I'd be like..OOh 200 bucks..grab the cash and run!!

  • Well the creepiest person i've ever met would be this guy on the internet who kept saying "You've just been filled in"

  • Rehab like SA really does work. It's funny that I say that while watching PhilyD, but Phil you's is one funny man. But recovery happens. So silver lining you don't have to be a 80 year old guy stroking himself to a barely legal nekid person.

  • is it just me or does phil look like ted from 'How I met your mother'????????

  • hmmm something weird i have seen men sleep with alot of women cause they have power or atleast think that they have power yet women sleep with alot of men to gain power cause u give a guy a bj they are ur slaves

  • I am addicted to Kim Kardashian. She is the perfect womam.

    I spend a number of sleepless nights looking for Kim Kardashian's sex tape. My hard work paid off.

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  • my creepy teach was mr.horlacher fucking hippy and he coatched the girls basketball team and the grades were 4-6 and he prefered to teach girls

  • I am addicted to Kim Kardashian. She's the sexiest celebrity out there, peroid.

    I had to have looked for nights looking for kim's famous sex tape. It took me forever, but I got it!

    If you guys wanted to watch it too they got it over at WatchCelebSexTapes. com

  • @Jiggerbrat87 awww dont be sad.

    

  • Please please please please please PLEASE make those knickers, i would so buy them. Pretty please? x

  • oh btw the FUEN is supposed to be : FUKEN!!!

  • my old computer teacher when i was in first grade she was old fat made me and my friends cry if we did wrong thing. but once that year was over and we're in second grade a new teacher came he is so fun still here making jokes lol he funn!!! t=but this year i found out that the old teacher died in when i was in second grade and that's why she wasn't here... there's a plaque in the school now of her sevices THAT BITCH IS FUEN DEAD MUZZAFUZZ!

  • Of course the creepiest teacher I've had was a PE teacher. He once made my friend get down on his hands and knees to do push ups, but he let him sit there like that for a little bit while he watched. Ph and my other friend saw him yelling at his wife in a restaurant...

  • @HankFlaktoid Er, how is that creepy? Push-ups are a common gym punishment, and he kinda had to watch to make sure the position was right and he actually did the pushups.

  • extremily creepy teacher: my dads 2nd grade teacher. she stabbed him in the back with a pencil... because he was making funny faces after finishing his test early.. She later was transfered to the coocoo hut.

  • @sizzle91 what the fuck does that have to do with anything? Just asking. And some advice to girls: if you're not ready to deal with the consequences of having sex, DONT DO IT!!!!!! This is kind of a no-brainer

  • i had an unreasonable english teacher who consistently acted like a character from a book not any specific character. just as if she was a character in a book, it was annoying AND she told me to take unreasonable out of my vocabulary....that unreasonable creepy bitch..

  • in 8th grade i had to take vocals/guitar, the teacher mr.hill. was a complete pedo, towards any girl who was shy and had big boobs. he was extremly creepy and he even looked like a pedo .____. and i hated him with a burning passion :)

  • There is a pe teacher at my school and when we r doing our push up physical fitness tests, he won't let girls pass unless they have big boons. He also walked into the girls locker room, looked around, and walked out smiling. While we were in there.

  • There is a teacher at my school that changes his pants in the closet.

    I love the modern PDS to

  • this guy no longer seems smart to me

  • wow a 15 minute ad about jesus...

  • amen phil the internet IS ME TOO!

  • I think you, Phil, won the title of Douchebag of the day.

  • Im pregnant @ 16

  • My 8th grade science teacher.... His name was mr. Kham-Boner.... And he suited the name

  • I am legitimately disappointed that those panties don't exist. I would wear them.

  • when i was in 6th grade i went to a school where we had to wear the same uniform every day. My male homeroom teacher told me one day that i "looked good in my skirt today" i didn't realize he was being a creeper until my freshman year of highschool when i was told the meaning of pedophile.

  • I once had a math teacher who was openly gay. That's not at all why he was creepy. The creepy part was when he'd stand right over your desk, rubbing his nipple through his shirt...did I mention he was in his late 50's?

  • Have you guys seen the Burger king Bikini Brawler video? Unbelievable!

    Youtube this: Panama City Beach BK Brawler

  • PLEASE MAKE THOSE PANTIES

    they're awesome and i want them

  • My 7th grade history teacher got a boner staring at a girls bra strap, just the strap!

  • You've been philled in on panties? LOL That is so wrong

  • my swimming teacher. too creepy

  • this guy has aids

  • @thecoolkid102

    And you have a misleading username.

  • @BirrelSquoy your lame

  • @kaundart100

    And "you're" illiterate.

    Who's next?

  • @BirrelSquoy your mom is

  • @kaundart100

    Lolwut.... You're clearly too young to have a YouTube account, if you're resorting to "your mom" jokes.

    :3 (o gawd I lul'd)

  • Marsh Stark......still creepy.....ahah he is like always touching our shoulder, or making us have to reach over him to get our paper back, and he is ALWAYs looking down our shirts....creeeeepppppeeeerrrr­r

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  • every time i close this page it like unsubs me why?

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  • our P.E teacher, he was in the dress room until everyone was in the shower then he left and then he did the same thing with the boys but watched them having a shower :/

  • mr. lindsey. my PE teacher. he checks out all the girls. and we all know that he knows that we know. he still does it

  • @zoilasours87 0_o

    ?

  • A Teacher at my school who's already married is hitting on another teacher?.. Isn't that weird (Mostly Disgusting)

  • @Lostdog171

    Any experience that broadens the human perspective is a worthy one, so long as you aren't harming yourself gratuitously in the process. Weed is essentially harmless when considered in context, and the tangible benefits of being able to examine your thoughts externally to yourself is worth the price of admission alone.

    While I'm not a fan of argument from authority, some of the most intellectual minds out there enjoy smoking weed. Outside of the stigma, it's not half bad really.

  • Omg, Mr. Silk . He looks down your shirts, then if you pull it up in front of him, you get Detention .

  • then he does the right thing....and puts another hundred on the table

  • i remember this one pe teach in elementry that remembered EVERY cute girl in the school (espicially the 1 st graders) and had little nick names with them and had all these little "conversations with them" and favors them in hugs that went on a little too long......>.<

  • hey arapakla!!! ;)

  • Beige walls are fuckin' sweet WITHOUT weed.

  • Phil,

    I would smoke weed with you.

  • @Camcrazy530 wouldn't we all?

  • Sounded a bit like Kanye there,

    "I love you teachers,I really do but...."

  • I think sex addiction is bogus. like seriously...thats like a fat person saying they have a doughnut addiction. technically we were all addicted to sex, arnt we?

  • @sonjamarie420 No, there is a condition called nymphomania, causing a person to have wild sexual urges. It is nearly uncontrollable.

    Most celebrities having sex addiction is bullshit though, yes.

  • i'd take my clothes off for 200$ lmao

  • QOTD: One of my teachers told a girl she could be a stripper and he'd go watch her. He got fired a few weeks ago.

  • Please sell the panties. Or thongs. And look for an ass model. See, these little things make you like a father to me. Y'know, only younger.

  • haha your glasses are just like mine!!!!!

  • I love you Phil. Where are my Peace Love Sammiches panties?

  • Actually Phil there is.

    Lets try that again.

    "That's like a pusher bashing you for being too addicted.."...Nah that didnt work. Nvm your still a genius.

  • American Apparel has the best models!

  • Tha girl at 1:23 izz so hott hit me up lol

  • Sxephil sucks, vote Shane Dawson 2016.

  • My elementary gym teacher was going for all the six year olds, kinda gross.

  • @superkat5551 Masturbation is common among teenage girls.

  • my math teacher hit on my mom and asked if he could come to my house to help me study. he then smacked her butt on the way out.

    he was fifty two.

  • HOLY SHIT YOU TALK FAST. that was the first video ive seen of you and im only a quarter filled in because i cant understand what THE HELL YOU R SAYIN!! slow the fuck down.

    P.S. that was a pretty sweet video. lol :)

  • @56ashpash *phill'd

  • @56ashpash he doesn't talk fast...he cut the video

  • Hey phil, this is a little late, but one of my university lecturers turned out to be a serial killer. for real! He had actually killed and cut up guys and put their bodies in a loch during the semester that he was taking my class. He had a creepy laugh and was just that little bit too tactile for my liking. I can link you to news stories if you need them.

  • QOTD: I remember having this music teacher who told us she needed a donation of $10.00 for some instruments, and the day after we gave her the money she quit and never gave us our money back. She then came back next year with some plastic surgery and I different last name, and did this has happened for the last 3 years?

  • Kim looked stunning in her recent W Magazine photo shoot.

    Kim was truly a superstar in it.

    I must have spent days looking for the damn thing!

    Ultimately, I found it on a website (I put the link in my channel).

    You are most welcome - LMAO!

  • My old gum teacher used to rub up on the girls and pretend he's helping them with there baseball swing my friend told me she felt his dick get engorged......

  • My old computer teacher used to give my friend who is a girl backmassages.

  • im a junior in high school and i recently found out that my 6 grd math teacher got fired for sitting a 7grader on his lap during OCS(on school suspension) when i was a 6grader he wuld always flirt wit girls.... creepy!!

  • YOU WAZ TROOOLLLIN'

  • i had a music teacher that is now a convicted pedo

  • boxxxyyyy :)))) 

  • The whole time u were talking i was having a staring contest with the monkey in the back.. Is that weird?

  • I know this is like rly late... But who cares!

    QOTD: the creepiest teacher I have ever had was last year in grade 8, where a supply teacher grabbed my friends ass... Many times! She was scared, everyone was, but us guys were jealous, she had a nice ass

  • My freshman year a gym teacher at my school got arrested for having sexual relations with a eighth grader. In her car. In the school parking lot. yeah...

  • I came across this website that has a whole bunch of sex tapes of female celebs such as Kim Kardashian, Joslyn James, Heidi Montag, etc.

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  • I've been filled in panties. haha sweet.

  • Sometimes asshat.....people just need a job.

  • there a girl basketball coach... hes kinda wierd, i dont think hes a teacher, and he has a mullet... but a bald spot on top

  • my seventh grade computer teacher got caught watchin porn twice and coaches female basketball

  • What was the 1:23 thingy? ive been searching for that video for ages! Some one Please tell me the name or link... thanks!! :)

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ yeah im curious about that too. what video is that at 1:23

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ boxxybabee

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ look up bauxybabee's youtube channel that shuold be what your talking about :D

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ that would be boxxy.

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ search boxxy

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ  Her name is Boxxy and that video is called Trolling

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ search for boxxybabee

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ search "my name is boxxy" and you'll see it :D

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ look up boxxy

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ just no, run or regret you ever asked that question

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ Oh her? She's boxxy. Her username on YT was boxxybabee or something like that.

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ I know im late but idk if anyone answered you, her videos called i heart boxy or something

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ Boxxy. She did like 3 videos, got 20 million views, and disapeared from youtube. I saw a video about her in the related videos on a Viral Video Montage with my favorite song on it.

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ it's boxxy...

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ its boxxy, i dont know how you didnt know that

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ  Search: boxxybabee

  • @ReligionCommunityFAQ Its boxxy second video /watch?v=fbobBCe5-kU ,Thumps up for people to see it.

  • Can you say more than 3 sentences without cuts?

  • 8th grade when i was 14 my teacher was hitting on me and telling me how pretty i am all the time and how luck for her that her husband and boys can't see me and what would be like for me if there was boys in my school

    my teacher is a married woman with kids

    what the hell??

  • this vid had my favorite Phillip Defranco Show intro

  • this was my favorite intro

  • my religouse education teacher was put into prison for being a paedophile, and the creepiest thing about him was that he had his own laptop which he carried around school

  • QOTD: omg, this student teacher I had in 4th grade for MATH who started talking about sex (positions, results etc.). After tht he was like " Oh yeah the best time to have sex is in the morning. Somewhere around 4a.m coz of this n' tht" (too much detail, can't write it all) We were 4th graders 4 pete's sake, 4TH! n' in Math too :o

  • LOL its always the PE teachers and the coaches

  • Mine was Philip DeFranco

  • My highschool computer/Math teacher. He would walk by to make sure " we werent on facebook, or playing video games" while looking down girls shirts, which i found odd, as my school had like, THE MOST modest uniforms of all time. I always wore huge sweaters. Probably the main reason he hated me and gave me low grades, what a douche (-_-;) :P

  • QOTD: Mr. Miles (PE).

    he would pretend to text but he really was video taping the girls running and he got fired because of three things:

    1 - a girl in a wheelchair fell backwards and got whiplash and while her two friends tried to help her they all got detention

    2 - he wasnt presentable - he always wore baggy sweats...

    3 - sex talk with the seventh graders. he would target specific girls and made them talk

    he could have been fired for many other things, but i was just glad he was gone!!

  • My current volleyball couch is quite creepy. Since we have to wear spandex short shorts he's like ALWAYS looking at someone's ass.

  • Well this isn't like, pedofileish i guess (idk), but one day I was wearing a cool tie, and, well, it got messed up. So I asked my friend to help me. Then out of nowhere she asks my guy teacher to help me. The tie was smaller, so it went kinda in the middle of my...yah. He was a good teacher, just creeped me out

  • A Teacher That Actually said "We obviously Have A speecial connection"

    Obviously Not Wierdo I don't remember your name

  • i had the same gym teacher for 2 years and some years back, he locked a kid in a closet. then ppl started to realize how creppy he was. and you guessed it, he coached the girls basketball team. and if you wore low cut shirts in gym,he was most definatly looking at you. 

  • u dont really get the point of weed...

  • My 8th grade Science teacher, he would set his bulge, on the desk next to students.. No fucking joke.

  • do you know the address the father

  • all the teachers in the world are creepy ass mutha fuckaas. am i wrong?

  • i had this one teacher, mr garnier who would rub against desks and look down your shirt and everything. we were all like hes a pedohpile. turns out he got arrested for child porn. he was indeed a pedo.

  • @orangeslice2424 Lol, thats worrying

  • Creepiest teacher was mr. Tourigny. He invited kids to his classroom to play board games, which, I'll admit, wasn't that creepy at the time. It was the place where the nerds hanged out during lunch, you see. But then he asked one of the female students to come over to his place.

    He never taught at out school again.

  • she looks like a tranny: i know why you like her

  • Today I express a solemn vow to all humankind that I will do everything with in my power to ensure this creature -who actually believes it is human- will become extinct before the end of this year.

  • My P.E teacher is a lezbo so while she was teaching students how to do a proper human flip she went behind a student (female) grabbed her boobs and stayed like that for 15 seconds until she finally flipped her.

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