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  • *starts screaming randomly*

    rationally: "do you understand? do you understand?"

    *continues screaming*

  • $cientology kills people

  • I like John Sweeney's version. Sweeney should've punched the bastard's head in after being harassed & stalked all day.

  • John Sweeney does it much better.

  • What if he had a bunch of loganberries, or a pointed stick?!

  • Anyone who wants to understand the reason for Sweeney's outburst please direct yourself to this upload /watch?v=dwTDvfjcUJU&feature=f­vwrel his reaction was just and provoked, to an extreme extent, and i for one support his reaction.

  • hahahahahahaha

    

  • After being harased as much as sweeney was, i am surprised he kill himself. I mean seriously that's the co$'s goal. FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME FAIR GAME

  • Holy shit, the AmazingAtheist is cloning! And they have British accents!

    We're Jolly-well Fucked!

  • Bananas are good for you. An average size banana has 5 grams of fiber. I'll take the banana over any religion.

  • I agree instead scientological beliefs promote the very nature of capitalism. They draw your eyes with one hand and all the while the other takes money from your pocket. They have punished in ways they have deemed suitable and for this many people have payed the ultimate price. They immediately call anyone who asks questions a hate monger or a bigot, either that or, if you belong to the church they can just silence you.

  • Scientology isn't making people stay in a room without seeing there family for years until there 18 but from all the shit you went through in the J man's School . Priest beating the SHIT out of you. Priest and female ones touching your brothers and sisters, everytime you try to defend someone you get the shit beat out of you again and straved for days. you run away... they find you they always do. thats what the Church of J man BrainWashed Natives all over the world

  • @Kreed468 all religions brainwash its how they get you to join and keep believig the utter bullshit. This cult is no exception

  • @seonidh

    The difference is, if you leave a religion such as Christianity or Islam, they will say, "Well, the door is open if you ever want to come back." If you try and leave Scientology, you will lose your relationships with those that are still in, including friends and family, and if you speak out against Scientology, you will be stalked and harassed by private investigators and lawyers.

    Scientology isn't a religion, so it's pointless to compare it with other religions.

  • @OpenComments certain Islamic countries will not tolerate aposticy and consider it a total insult to god will condem you to death for it. They are allowed a time limit by a judge, but countries like Iran and in Afganistan in 2006 Abdul Raman converted to Christianity and was asked for the death penalty by prosicutors. He was released out of the country after international pressure.

    As for scientology I believe far too much in the science of psychology to ever join them I dont like any cult.

  • HAAA brain washing is a crime against humanity?.. My fucking people got killed by fuckers from europe to"aMerica".. countless died whats that white term im looking for. Fucking Geniode and the Government & Church of ChildernFuckers (JususChirst) killed hunderds well invading the holy Lands everywhere they went the Native Poplution died. So this Religon has better intends then what the

    church of J man has done

  • you mean to tell me that, uh, the banana , or "a" banana is what Scientology is all about? Damn, it's all coming together now. Zenu didn't fly all the tired souls in ships that were similar to airplanes and drop them into volcanoes, he actually took them there in bananas! NOW I understand COMPLETELY!!! Thanks!!!

  • This is bananas. Scientology is for monkeys.

  • It's true the reporter reacted. But it was after being harassed all day.

  • This case is of the sad type. Sweeney is a liar from another world. Google: BBC | Panorama Desperate Lies

    Click site for freedommag

  • This reporter is scary.

    THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE

  • Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

  • Long live XEXU, the Banorama eater!

  • A complete banana signifies a complete idea. The fact that the first half of the banana is nowhere to be found signifies the lack of cohesiveness between the cause/effect theories of the Church of Scientology. You cannot eat a banana (a complete theory) if the 1st half of the banana does not exist....per se.....or don't say, whatever. In other words, Scientology is like attempting to consume a banana, when the banana is really no banana at all, but rather a halfnana.

    Scientology is stupid.

  • eveything is a cult though ? all religions, all magazines, even 30 seconds to mars state that music is a cult because they release material in a catchy tune expressing their beliefs in hoping others will adopt them

  • wtf!!! xD

    

  • hahaha, this is amazing 

  • This is so silly and I love it

  • Lolage!

  • treehugger

  • what just happened ?

  • scientologists are crooks conning money out of vulnerable people.

  • Three years on, this still cracks me up! SO funny!

  • @johnalexwood You are the biggest coward and a typical, scientologist sheep. Putting up a BBC rebuttal and not allowing comment. What are you afraid of? Dont send your Xenu after me.

  • @johnalexwood

    Not as funny as Tommy Davis childishly walking out on Martin Bashir just for asking about Xenu. :)

    Isn't it great how the tables have turned? The media used to be afraid of Scientology, but when your buddy blackpanorama posted the John Sweeney video on YouTube, it boosted the ratings of the sequel!

    The corrupt management of Scientology is losing, and you will never clear the planet! Neat, huh?

    OT8: You mocked up your own reactive mind.

  • hahahahaha thanks.

  • John Sweeney disliked this video 655 times

  • He sounds a bit like Davros

  • hahahaha

  • Boring. I thingk I will go back to my old videos. 0:S

  • lol

  • Haha funny piss take of John sweeney! Good vid mate.

  • this video is just stupid

  • HAHAHA OMG IT TOOK ME AGES TO GET THIS!! I realized this was a parody!! XD

    *thumbs up* HAAAAA!

  • @XxGaarasGirlxX me too hahahahahahha hahahahahahahahahhaha some funny shiotr tho i think alot of ppl havent seen the origianl this is funny asheelcan evey type andlaff tha thsame time hhahaabahahha

  • LOVE it. Kids today need some towers of asia in their life! See my channel.

  • way toooooo funnny!!!!

  • haha...

  • i love it lol

  • Stop yelling at eat the banana dammit!

  • Rofl. Those scientologists are corrupt, disgusting creatures. Calling them animals would be a complement, they're just another group of greedy evil beings that the planet would be better off without. Anyways hilarious video.

  • @PalaceOfExile Yup, and I think its funny that $cientology is so evil, that evil will go against it. Evil versus evil.

  • LMAO great vid, makes me laugh everytime I watch.

  • LOL! : D

    "You are eating, the second half of the banana!"

  • stupid goon, sort it out gingerino!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I feel really, really bad for that banana.

  • Funny how they have removed comments. I wonder why.

    Isn't it a bit strange why the scientologist-loonies are filming and

    interfering when the BBC-guy is trying to make an interwiew.

    Watch that documentary, and you'll see they follow them around everywhere.

  • Hahahaha great!!

  • Religion should be considered a psychological pathology in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders DSM V. Faith is a handicapping condition.

  • Fuck Religion.

  • you are a muppet

  • this is great

  • Since I couldn't comment the original video:

    Woah, looks like somebody's trying to utilise his super-powers there! I don't think it's working though *lol*

  • I am currently working on a film about the criminal cult of scientology. Will soon be placing more info and details. Watch this space.. If you have any scientology cult videos that are humorous, which most are anyway, please send them to sect-comedy@hotmail Videos we will use in the movie will be financially rewarded. Thanks vm

  • dont take the piss out of antiscientologists you prick thats like being a nazi except a lot worse. wat a tosser. BOO!

  • Can we do something about this pauldubrovsky character? He's spammed like a hundred videos with the same "Scientology is great!" advert.

  • Scientology and Dianetics- The best thing I've ever met in my life!!!! I suggest You to try it :-)

    It gives me an opportunity to live my own life and to create useful things only. Using it Youll be totally free and talented.

    Paul Dubrovsky Fobos

  • @pauldubrovsky I'm already totally free and talented, plus I have super-powers. I can yell so loud that other people can't hear themselves think *rolleyes*

    Plus I can make the air unbreathable for humans *mohohohoho*

    That's because I was Droogfarx, the pet Kront of Lord Xenu himself back in the day when he had a mansion on Squeewobbe IV - mess with me and I will feast on the Thetan energy of all you Bawrattocks!!

  • I said it once and Ill say it again, where is the IRA when you need them

  • lolz dude

  • There's going to be a new BBC special on Scientology sometime in the near future, where former Scientology spokesperson Mike Rinder is going to be interviewed. The BBC will have its revenge on its harassment of John Sweeney. They followed him, found out where his hotel was, made a counter-documentary on him, and had people attend his wedding - all as a means of intimidating him into silence. Now, the number of critics has grown exponentially thanks to the internet.

  • lolololololololo

  • hahahahahahahahahha

    HOLY FUCK!!

  • your not funny i am half scientology myself and half catholic your just a low spiritual human

  • Half scientology half catholic...what...the...FUCK!!­!!! you make it sound like your mixed race!

  • LOL

  • just dip it in chocolate dude. i think scientologists are afraid of chocolate cause a real scientist invented it! they are afraid of anything that could disprove their methods!

  • LOLOLOL

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....this is the second comment im making on this video - the first being in 08 i think.,..this is just fucking great man, i live the impersoantion....cant we get more of this guy?

  • nice work I couldn't comment on that last video but I can on this one, well done dude that other guy is fully nuts, and the way he oscillates between psycho and saint, like the devils own lol

  • This guy is bananas!!!

  • who is squezzing his testicles?

  • lmfao that was hilarious

  • fuck you XD

  • Scientology is a cult not a religion it needs to be stopped they brainwash people and drain them of all financial funds and make them into slaves with no free will and to any scientologists who see this fuck you and your dick sucking hubbard and your damn xenu bullshit

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  • @nerofoxkrell religions are cults, they too have the power to brainwash & financially foolish ppl, perhaps not as agressivly but theyr still successful at it

  • @gta747 THIS IS THE QUICK DEFINITION OF THE MINDSET WITHIN A CULT (no personal choice allowed): 1) subjugation under stress and fatigue 2) Social disruption, isolation and pressure 3) Self criticism and humiliation 4) Fear, anxiety and paranoia 5) Control of information 6) Escalating commitment 7) Use of auto-hypnosis to induce 'peak' experiences 8) Pay to play path to enlightenment See this video: watch?v=DVQyg-YGuTE to differentiate between religion and cult.
  • @nerofoxkrell All religion brainwashes, thats why Atheism is the way to go! :)

  • LOL

  • hahahaha this makes me laugh

  • "For you to talk to me - you as someone who's not a scientologist - to talk to me about what my beliefs are, to ask me to explain any core religious belief. That's an offensive concept. No one should ever be asked to do that." - Tommy Davis, KESQ interview with Nathan Baca

    Tommy Davis ended up the bigger fool as time went on. What he tried to do to John Sweeney failed and backfired on him over 9000 fold.

  • What the hell was that?

  • Do you understand? Do YOU UNDERSTAND?!

    Amazing lol.

  • John Sweeney is awesome.

  • HAHAHA. great job!

  • u gotta admit, that is pretty funny

  • LOL! Oh man, that was funny. Totally understand Sweeny's outburst, but it's still funny.

  • The Cult of $cientology lures in people, extorts them for money, and blackmails them when they try to leave.

    $cientology is the ONLY religion CONVICTED with infiltrating government agencies to obtain names and information on people they see as 'enemies'.

    Learn about their past crimes.

    Never forget Lisa McPherson.

    Anonymous is collective will of everyone who believes in fighting against OPPRESSION and CENSORSHIP.

    Stand with us.

    Spread the word of what $cientology really is.

  • @OpenComments sounds like Christianity to me! whats wit you white apes and fucked up religions?

  • @WORLDARYANREVIVAL

    Can you honestly say that the quick definition of the cult I have stated describes Christianity in general? Because that's where you are mistaken. For example, not all Christians engage in isolating themselves from everyone else, nor do they have a pay to play path to enlightenment. The Christian sects that do act like this are most certainly cults. But Christianity in general? Seriously?

    For Scientology, however, these traits are ALWAYS true.

  • hey! im a white ape and im an atheist lol@WORLDARYANREVIVAL

  • @OpenComments are u serious?

    the vatican has always infiltrated government agencies and not only that,the fact that it isnt convicted doesnt mean it doesnt.

    everything that can be said against scientology can be said against the catholic church

    im not a scientologist

  • @geiuy

    None of the mainstream religions practice and encourage anything to the extent “fair game” is applied. The majority of these religions do not apply fairgame tactics as institutionalized policies;Scientology does.

    Activities this sect is currently participating in haven't been seen since the dark ages, wrong then and wrong now. Just because people used to burn witches, heretics, and atheists, does that make a “new religion” doing the same thing today alright? No, of course it doesn't.

  • @OpenComments Yeah but they do a great price on brain-washing

  • islam is gay!

  • What kind of religious organization kills pets?

    Former CoS agent Steve Fishman confirms that CoS attorney Ken Moxon ordered OSA agents Lenny Leibowitz and Clarice Guidice to drown a dog. Through a coordinated effort, Lenny and Clarice managed to arrive at Judge Ronald Swearinger's (Scientology vs Wollersheim) house. Lenny threw the Collie "Duke" into the pool and "sat on the dog" until the dog drowned.

    Just one of many examples of Scientology killings pets to intimidate.

  • so many crazy people...

  • "If attacked on some vulnerable point by anyone or anything or any organization, always find or manufacture enough threat against them to cause them to sue for peace. Peace is bought with an exchange of advantage, so make the advantage and then settle. Don't ever defend. Always attack. Don't ever do nothing. Unexpected attacks in the rear of the enemy's front ranks work best." - L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, "Department of Governmental Affairs", 15 Aug 1960

  • funny

  • ha ha ha .... ho ho ho ... tee hee tee hee..!!!! titter titter.. hide my silly little smirk behind my hand!!!!!!!

    why dont you load up Autopsy Photos of Lisa McPherson... and have a good fucking laugh at the photos of that poor woman.... see what CO$ is really about ... you silly little pricks

  • The Banana!? I eat banananananaXD.

  • ROFL!! XDDD

  • God wheres the IRA when you need them....

  • Don't forget to disable the comments for the video.

    Wouldn't want free speech running willy nilly all over your internets.

  • lol, thats basically what it sounded liek

  • LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • Scientology ruins lives. It harasses critics. It breaks up families. It abuses the weak and the lost. It impoverishes the gullible, and then turns them to indentured servitude when they can no longer afford to pay their way to 'enlightenment'. It has no respect for human dignity, human rights, and human life.

    Scientology plays on the victims vulnerability and pocketbook.

    xenu(.)net

    whyweprotest(.)net

    Knowledge is Free.

    Scientology is Not a Religion.

    It is a Dangerous Cult.

  • @OpenComments all religion is bad

  • @LowleyUK It's not about the beliefs, or religion. This is not about whether all religion is bad. It's about the bait and switch and the destructive official policies the Church of Scientology holds. If you go to any other religion and ask what they're all about they'll tell you. Free of charge. However, in Scientology you don't really learn what the religion is about until you've already invested some 300,000 US dollars into it.

  • BANNNNNANNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA

  • scientology is evil ....

  • WTF?

  • THIS IS WINTA *Kick*

  • HAHAHAHAHAHH

  • fucking twat cut ur hair and grow up move out of your parents basement andget laid fag

  • you need glasses

  • LOL! Oh shit, this was hilarious to me. HAHA! Thanks for lightening all this up and keeping good humor about it.

  • wow, that was kinda sad -.-'

  • HAHAHAHAHAH! :-D Fuck scientology

  • hahaha this is pure comic genius

  • Hahaha that was pretty funny.

  • Anyone ever hear of Jonestown?

  • yep... point taken re Christians... Jonestown yep heard of that..

    point is this bunch of clowns are making fun of a journalist who was exposining what a bunch of evil nasty pricks Co$ are.. AND giving them a helping hand as well. (also its not funny)

  • Christians are funny. No, wait, it's he a Christian or Scientologist? What's the diff? None.

  • Well, both have a lot of similarities. Both are brainwashing tools, and fear-based institutions. Both prey on insecure people, offering a mythology to sooth their doubts and fears. Both are generally very arrogant. The only difference: fucking JESUS! lol.

  • You sir, are pretty ignorant yourself. Clearly, if you think Christianity can be compared to scientology.

  • You sir, are pretty unintelligent if you are unable to see the similarities. They can indeed both be compared. Don't get defensive and stick up for Christians just because you are one.

  • Christianity doesn't coerces its members to pay for religious services. Scientology requires its members to pay "fixed donations" for any service. Staff members aggressively try to convince other Scientologists to purchase services in a practice known as "hard regging". Furthermore, staff and Sea Org members are often recruited with the promise of free services, but required to do nearly unpaid work for the organization in exchange, and will be billed for a "freeloader debt" if they leave.

  • Beliefs are not the issue here. Its the bait and switch and the destructive official policies the Church of Scientology holds. If you go to Christianity and ask what theyre all about, theyll tell you. Free of charge. However, in Scientology you dont really learn what the religion is about until youve already invested some 300,000 US dollars into it.

  • Christianity doesn't charge you money before telling you what the religion is all about. In order for consumers to make a reasoned choice they must have the facts on what they are buying.

    Tithes are voluntary. Donations are REQUIRED to advance to "salvation" in Scientology. People are never told give 12K to other churches or Jesus won't save you.

  • Christianity does not practice and encourage anything to the extent fair game is applied. The majority of these religions do not apply fairgame tactics as institutionalized policies; Scientology does.

    Activities this sect is currently participating in havent been seen since the dark ages. It was wrong then and its wrong now. Just because people used to burn witches, heretics, and atheists, does that make a new religion doing the same thing today alright? No, of

    course it doesnt.

  • Interesting: first of all, you spent all that time writing all those comments because you feel you need to justify your own Christian convictions. Insecurity.

    Second thing I find interesting: you point out all of the DIFFERENCES between Christianity and Scientology, but still in fact fail to see my point that the two still have similarities, and you continue to get naively defensive. You also fail to see that there are different extremes of Christianity, some more similar to scient. than others

  • I only told you what Christianity doesn't do - I could have said the same thing about all other religions but mentioned Christianity only because you brought it up. I'm not defending Christianity - I am merely pointing out the difference between Scientology and Christianity, and how they cannot be compared in the ways that you think.

    There are documents to back up Scientology using fear to manipulate its members and harass its critics. None exist in Scientology.

  • Meant to say "none exist in Christianity", rather. Here's an excerpt from L. Ron Hubbard's scriptures:

    "When we need somebody haunted we investigate.When we investigate we do so noisily always." - L. Ron Hubbard, MANUAL OF JUSTICE, 1959

  • Some of your statements of the differences may be true, but you are still missing the point of my comment: that the cornerstone of these two religions is still blithely apparent: fear ;)

  • EPIC FA1L

  • excuse me while I fall over laughing for a moment at your "funny funny" video

    you are making fun, of a serious journalist who was pushed to the limits by a group who has abused / harassed / hurt / killed people. to make a "funny" video. I suggest you try (real really try) to GROW UP. Take the a little time out to spend some time on you tube to see what the CO$ is really up to. Excuse me if I dont fall over laughing at post..

  • jesus.... lighten up

  • try typing Lisa McPherson in google, and you'll have a reason why I dont "lighten up"

  • are you talking about Christians? I mean, they've killed way more people.

  • vaLLarrr is a convicted child molester who's been banned from ever getting within 1000 feet of a schoolyard. Typical.

  • Yeah... not funny. Kill this man.

  • "If attacked on some vulnerable point by anyone or anything or any organization, always find or manufacture enough threat against them to cause them to sue for peace. Peace is bought with an exchange of advantage, so make the advantage and then settle. Don't ever defend. Always attack. Don't ever do nothing. Unexpected attacks in the rear of the enemy's front ranks work best." - L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, "Department of Governmental Affairs", 15 Aug 1960

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  • You are making fun of a man who has the balls to critisize the suckers of scientology. You don't have balls at all, you are sick. Get a life (the original BBC reporter should get a statue)

    ps: fuck scientology

  • hahaha. tell'em

  • really noob video ! the guy who do this in real is a serious man. you are just spotting with it ... are you sick in your head?

  • It's been nearly 2 years since this video was posted and it's got over 190,000 views, I was expecting like a few million at least lol

  • tool.

    Trick of the trade with OSA hecklers: Apply Goebbels' doctrine to wear down the opposition until they make a mistake. Then capitalize on it.

  • not funny. When seeing that documentary one sympathized with the host/interviewer cuz the nutjob scientologist was on him all the time, accusing, distorting, fucking evil

  • What a fool.

  • AHHA.

  • hahahahahaha fantastic copy xD

    :

    Scientology: BBC reporter losing it!

  • LOL. I'm still laughing. This is so randomly funny.

  • lmao

  • LMAO ... you need to watch the video he's making fun of for any of this to make sense ... but it is pretty funny.

  • This, to me, is not a dissing of John Sweeny as much as it's simply a parody of a situation that was taken out of context, anyway. It's funny. If you don't get this humor, try again. Check out Weird Al Yankovich's "interviews." You'll thank me later.