Best Porn Puns

[Shaggy0405]

Alex. You look abit like a 70's porn star yourself with the hair and tash.

[michbellez]

Oh my god, the hair! Alex, you never told us you were the lost beatle

[158276pupers]

well now we know alex watched porn

[Smilingrox1]

Itty Bitty Gang Bang made me spray my tea all over the laptop.

[Chickenscratchfever]

On tuesday my history class, "Religion, Society, and Europe," degenerated into a talk about how Mr. Hands died being fucked by a horse. One girl was legitimately concerned that the horse didn't want to go through that and was psychologically harmed by the experience. My friend talked about how the movie made about it was surprisingly boring. All that from Catherine the Great. Then we talked about fucking sheep. There were 6 people in class that day and we all sit around a table together.

[cooliopeace33]

He looks like a pedophile from the 70's......

[cconroy11]

you look like your from the 70s

[KatnissUchiha]

Oh god... look at your hair! And is that... facial hair? :O

[TheKatsProductions]

his hairrrrr

[TeaandBiscuits07]

My god. He used to look like a Chuckle brother. o.O

[chailatte727]

wtf is but nuggets XDDDDD

[NyanNyanNyannyNyan]

...Butt Nuggets?

[WeekDayJuice]

80's Jesus on Google?

[LeighBascule1]

It's funny that this video is about porn because with the hair and that 'stache you look like a 70's pornstar.

And i say that in the most loving way

[andrewsmyname]

very... erm... 80s!

[emilynesheva]

oh WOW. effing hell

[G4m3rB0y114]

wow.... Pedo 'stache

[ilia93]

that video looks like it came from the 80s or even 70s ;D

[xotweetypiexo]

Oh god alex.. these past 5 years were VERY good to you. hahaha

[DyslexiaSkucs]

is this one of the Beatles video diarys?

[SnuggieFullOfEvil]

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS. WHAT IS ON YOUR FACE/HEAD AREA. THERE IS A FREAKING BABY EWOK RIDING ON YOUR HEAD.

[RebecaDolLoverRubin]

Your hair.You look like a Beatle xD

[kroaker510]

its looks like its from the sixtys

[ginarocks75]

He looks like he should have been cast in That 70's Show. He looks like a mixture between Eric and Kelso.

[LaSchtroumpfettte]

your hair lol

[peter5671000]

Hahaha. No

[flightsnhike226]

puberty stashhhh

[TotallyObsessed98]

hahaha, he looks like a pedofile

[WISTAI]

ohmy... 0_0

The hair..

[webkinzluver141]

Look at his mustache!!! He really hasn't changed at all f you think about it!

[275ShootingStar]

look at that hair.....

[FTSTEAMPUNK]

Oh Alex you are so cute with your pedo moustache

[Esllava1]

Alex I just adore what you became. :) But really?

[AwsomeMarnie]

Buttnuggets...lol

[TheSmilingElephants]

who hates chrome book?

[BiracialGoddess]

Butt nuggets? Ummm ew lol!

[mynameissarahred]

I literally laughed. Videos never make me laugh nowadays. This vid is brilliant!! :D And you look so different now, Nerimon. :)

[chibigrunt]

What's a splooge...?

[PinkButterfly2662]

Alex, i thought your dress/fashion sense was weird today - this is just an all time high! :D

[ImPaulineM]

Is that a... MOUSTACHE !?

[SophieDickety]

@ImPaulineM I do believe it is, and a bit of a paedophilic one at that

[mitchellele]

@ImPaulineM no, its just a bit of bum fluff

[onetoomanyfreckles]

Here we found the missing 118 brother.

[TheLegorockman]

This is where the creature known as "The nerimon" was first sighted.

It is here where the carnage began....

[Dub1Up]

It looks like he stole that xbox from the future

[Jessabian]

this must have taken hours of tireless research...

[mayoradamwest24]

Jesus Christ!!! Your hair :O

[MrSaw7632]

the video that started it all

[ESC1312]

I miss these kind of Alex videos. The real ones where he was still passionate and sometimes amazingly cynical

[biebergirl3194x]

alex...you've got a wet dog on your head.

[thegirlwhowasonfire1]

The you must have heard of "Doctor Screw" ;)

[abcumm25]

Alex is wearing a wig, he admitted it in the 5AG videos. I like it :-)

[thegirlwhowasonfire1]

@abcumm25 He's not wearing a wig! Charlie made that up when Alex got a haircut..

[emmajanegardner]

ohmygosh your hair was a mess 

[ZoeMelissa15]

Oh Alex, what on earth do you look like?! Ahahahaahaha <3

[DAN5675able]

Quiet people! He is going to talk to us about "pown?"

[chibigrunt]

*Actually dying with laughter* Oh god...

[metaldemonseanknels]

i went to the weird part of youtube... then i took an arrow to the knee

[InkyAnimations]

sanjaya?

[Nicolosity]

NICE HAIR.

[ThePLDTV]

AssAssin Bleed

[rpatzgirl1010]

hello, i'm here to talk to you about 'pawn'.

[Communist0wl]

lol.

[spookyKAS]

men in black men

[Mrules123]

u look like a creeper

[BeautyFreakist]

I remember this..

[tonnsTWO]

The Hills Have Thighs

The Devil Wears Nada

Armaget-it-on

Genital Hospital

[megstaz101]

OMG look at his hair lol

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

Pulp Friction.

[neonrider93]

that hair is creepy

[TheRxm19]

does any one else thinks he has had a nose job

cause his nose in this video is massive

[MelittaCoffee]

Recently subscribed, love your channel, and so I decided to watch your very first video, strictly out of interest. When it started, literally, out loud, went "Oh my god. Mustache." And laughed for a bit. No offense, still love your videos! :) Just shocking hahaha

[biezo57]

you forgot school of cock

[PurpleFlamingoz]

shit..



[Imabadspeller]

Alex?

[iiitsLizzie]

my friend wants to make a porn film when he's older called Bear Grylls Porn Survivor. sigh.

[MyAngel278]

Haha, terrible hair <3

[Jotto999]

The first video uploaded was about funny porn titles. What a fitting way to have started your channel.

[MugsM8]

@Jotto999 There's little way of knowing whether he had other videos and just deleted them later... Charlie did it, his "first" video is about how he's going to make changes to his channel XD

[robotichedgehog]

70s pornstar?

[amberroberts21]

I love the way he finds them all hilarious :S

[Kithieri]

LOLZ AT THE HAIR THE VIDEO AND THE MOUSTACHE!!!

[SheepPencil]

ALEX OMCHRIST

[lamingtongirl123]

man...its like i went back to the 70s or something...

[MadOldPete]

you may be talking about porn, but that doesn't mean you have to wear fancy dress for the occasion.

[24behappy]

Is his hair for real?

[chrisftw92]

Holy fuck, your first video was uploaded on my birthday!

Also, that hair,

what

the

fuck

[PrincessDarkHeart193]

Schindlers fist :') lmfao. day made.

[awesomelyizzy]

omg his hair!!! lol ;) xx

[soggybox]

He looks about 40000 years older than he does now

[fffiansse]

Like if you're watching Alex as a pedo in 2011!

[AugustineEmmeline]

Was that your real hair? :O Looks like a wig. Oh, Alex.....

[TheCoryKid]

I can't imagine Present Alex having Past Alex's hair. O.o

[shootingst4r1]

this really reminds me of jay from the inbetweeners...

[PinkButterfly2662]

OMG Alex your hair!! :O :'D

[TheGroovicles]

I shall get 'butt nuggets' as my ringtone.

[DrawingTheBlind]

How 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' is not mentioned is beyond me ;)

[LiquidxSquid]

Haha, holy shit man, nice hair.

[DieLiebelle]

Was that really 2007? Looks more like 1977! Wow....

[TheRandomkid321]

@DieLiebelle He looks like some guy from the beatles doesnt he. or sme old 0s band.

[Mosoinia]

I know it was quite naive of me to think this but I thought your videos would be like charlies, all innosent like

man was I wrong

[thegirlwhowasonfire1]

@Mosoinia Charlie is "Family friendly" -.- FML

[nikolabelle]

he looks so creepy momg.

[tabbycat45]

this was alex's deathnote phase, where he thought he was L.

[MinTheBad]

you look older here than you do now 

[Lauraa4023]

The creepiest thing about this video is Alex's moustache

[RaynaOfSunshine]

LOLWUT

[TheRoachster96]

hello alex

i am from the future

do not worry, over type you become a whole lot more attractive

[GreenSatsuma]

OMG ALEX. WHY?!?

[1PurpleOrangeGreen4]

YOU LOOK LIKE A PAEDOPHILE

[bugsylew]

Lol. Butt Nuggets..

[immavampgirl]

Empire Strokes Black xD

[DerKnallkopp]

best porn pun is still your mustache

[misslitllelee93]

Your chico-stache. I applaud it. 

[DannyPreviti]

OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh and the puns were funny too.

[YourUglyFantasy]

Pown



[shiprecks]

the advert that appeared for me was 'need a haircut?'

[SarahLeanneWarbyUK]

WTF is up alexs hair.

[minyme43]

the only ones i understud were but nuggets and throbing hood but im 12 so yeh lol there funny

[volainge09]

@minyme43 you'll learn in time young grasshoppahh (stress on the -ahh)

[minyme43]

@volainge09 lol ive never been called young grass hopper before lol i like u ur not shouty like most people

[clockworkhearts]

@minyme43

BE GLAD YOU ARE STILL YOUNG AND HAVE A SHRED OF INNOCENCE.

[minyme43]

@clockworkhearts not tht much innocence

[nickiminaj366]

YOUR PEDO MUSTACHE LOLOLOLOLOLOLBF9FGJSFIGS

[TheWaluigiman1]

28 gays later

[Qwaszxa3]

i remember when you used to look like a 90's paedophile :') <3

[FranckoPhonie]

And your retro telly! ahahaa

[FranckoPhonie]

Whoa Alex, your hair :o

[kaipodable]

OH MY GOD HIS HAIR

[thegirlwhowasonfire1]

Showing my maturity here... BUTTNUGGETS :L TROL LOL LOL

[CasBlonde]

so this is how you started, Id love to say you've come a long way, but your sense of humour hasn't changed much, only the cost of your camera and the length of your hair.

[NatiOnni]

oh my god.

hair

HAIR

[QuelloFreddo]

Why is Shaggy from Scooby Doo on Nerimon's channel?

[Domototocogastappat]

OH MY GOD ALEX

[coveys]

i hope by now you know about doctor screw

[thegirlwhowasonfire1]

@coveys OMFG that is the best porn name in the world officially... not that i've personally come across any but still :L

[EIZxF]

Omg

[RegRage1000]

Oh my goodnessss hahahahaha. This was 4 years ago thats insane. Youve grown up so much

[TheXNighthawk]

@hetstar You Sir were the first person to write a comment on 1st Nerimon video Well Done!

[Goldlucky13]

Sorry...your hair?? And do you have a sort-of moustache? 0_0

[PurpleDragonFruin]

I can just imagine his mum sitting in the next room hearing this

[SkiffleRockspate]

Your hair needs like to be like this again!

[fluroza]

Love how your voice has completely changed!!

[ThatSweetLittleNerd]

<3

[MoshiMolly123]

Your hair! :)

[ninjasVSunicorns143]

@mrshalloway77 yessss!! I loved that episodee-3

[mrsholloway77]

It's like in Friends when they do flashbacks and Ross has that afro and a ridiculous moustache.. :')

[TheIndieGirlxx]

Alex looks so weird 

[LaikanitaX3]

Nerimon reminds me of George Harrison from The Beatles :3

[taraaitken]

@LaikanitaX3 i totally agree, and it's funny because he's acting like a total drunk but i still love the beatles

[LaikanitaX3]

@taraaitken Yeah, I think his voice resembles George's , also that he has his hairstyle on the early 70's... and I love The Beatles too :D

[Twiggiman007]

Looks like a paedophile.

[fernandohun]

oh god.. Alex looked horrible xD If i would meet that guy in a dark alley i would be very afraid... but the video was awesome !! I like it when he laughs.

[penialopening55]

Harry Twater and the Half-Chubbed Penis?

[xlostxxforgottenx]

i can't even imagine watching this late at night while all alone in the dark. all i can say is, i am so glad that the quality of your videos has significantly improved.

[Brigister]

Pedo mustache, lol

[AshmoreVid]

this video looks like it was filmed in the 70s

[LynxCoding]

@AshmoreVid lol

[taraaitken]

i know this sounds weird but i love that halarious high pitched voice he has when he laughs "but nuggets!!!"

[InLoveWithTheStars]

I hope he brings back this look at some point.

[Daneo969]

"Feel my dirty ass".....Lol

[SamiAm177]

In Diana Jones, and the temple of poon ROFLMAO

[davidsmiranda]

MIKE HONCHO!!

[kt76943]

butt nuggets omg

[pinkNtings]

oh wow, there's nothing in here but a pile of hair.

I feel if Charlie walked in and said this it would have completed my life...

but yes, I'm aware they didnt know each other at this point. :L

[jessicalily28]

that moustache... XD

[MegaMouldyBanana]

Phallus in wonderland... Gwaar?

[avacadarva]

as i get laid dying is my personal favourite. or snow white does the 7 dwarves! XD

[SuperKatiebugs]

Oh my god, he used the xD face in the description box.

[alacar91]

butt nuggets

[xhipsterwhore]

Wow. You needed a haircut.

[PokemonandHeyArnold]

Press 3 over and over again

[codaroxs]

WOAH Hair