Wizard People, Dear Reader - FOOD AND PHANTOMS (Chapter 13)

[laurencslls]

......demands a song of farts, or else!

[LeftRight1511]

What does RA stand for?

[frost1cl]

@LeftRight1511 RA stands for "Residential Adviser". It's usually an older student who makes sure rules are followed and helps new students get use to life at their respective school. They're most common in university dormitories, but I'm sure some boarding schools also appoint older students as RAs.

[LeftRight1511]

@frost1cl thanks man

[rovert28]

Dumbledore casts his "stand without effort spell..."

[TriMusic]

Stroking his BIRd...

[GandalfTheBalding]

Every students belly is distended with jelly wine and pudding pops lol

[ricktotheroll]

smoking and cards hahahaha

[Eupatorix]

"Stroking his bird, Lost in thought..."

Wow! xD

[echosmyron625]

jelly, wine, and pudding pops

[starpies]

God, this show never gets old. It couldn't be more funny!

[LegitIndieKid]

"who the fuck is that woman? shes got to be a half troll!" -- " no thats professor snape she sucks for the most part--" god i hate that shit"!!

[whitebus2012]

when he says the part about the children starring in each other's dreams... that was a beautiful observation, holy shit. when you first meet people like at school or camp on the first day or whatever, you always dream about adventures and shit with them. also, sexually funny if taken that way

[MyNameBirthYear]

1:38, Harry's fantastic eye-roll XD

[quidnuncnarniac]

Brad Neely= master of illiteration

[shoelessjess]

@quidnuncnarniac Alliteration, or the "-tion" of being illiterate? O.o

[leewantsmusic]

nearly choked when i heard "stroking his birrrrd..."

[aishuakshi77]

fat lady=most beautiful woman around

[melonbone]

jelly, wine and puddings pops...

[Emwo]

I fucking love you.

[squibcake505]

Smoking, cards and night caps hahahaha

[MsFrazzledFro]

I didn't even notice he seemed to wink until now... LOL

[TheDarkestHour54]

as he winks at the night. ha he seriously does wink at the night.

[ParaTobEnce]

if ever a room full of children have looked like little hyenas that have come upon a dead family of zebras, it is now

[Sp00nhed]

Honeyed EVERYTHING.

[vividbijou]

I can't even begin to describe my glee at, "as he winks at the night". I've always viewed that portion of the film with a "wtf?" expression on my face. Now I understand. Harry was just winking at the night.

[Lairdesangfroid]

please get to work on all the other movies. that is all

[coolcon777]

a forever fuck-up. ha

[TsarIvanIV]

That's Professor Snape. She sucks for the most part.

[Jord246Alexandra]

stroking his bird... lol

[inferi085]

"demands a song of farts, or else" LOLOLOLOL

[ItalianLprechaun]

transparent orgy of flash dances xDDDD

[theautumnheat]

stand without effort spell! lol

[KMCornwall]

Why are these videos rated so low?

[iamronnie]

@KMCornwall I DON'T KNOOOOOOW.

[ncw808]

as he winks at the night

[grapehyacinth]

"no one is able to escape his moustached giggle" - favorite line!

[girlsknow]

stroking his bird, harry is deep in thought

[laurengays]

who the fuck is that woman

[Carson9910]

I love how Brad Neely only pays attention to whats happening onscreen like twice in the whole movie.

Sooo fantastic.

[casey11592]

"who am i now?" .... "you are everything" hahahahahahaha

[Soulcrusher105]

Dumbledor cast a stand without effort spell

[SlurmzMcKinzy]

1:09 is the best part.

"little john the ghost shows up and demands a song of fart... or else!"

[Kom3tBrawl]

They star in eachother's dreams as Harry strokes his bird.

[saachica07]

AAAAAHAHAHAHA "YOU ARE EVERYTHING"

[TrevorH127]

Stroking his bird lol HILARIOUS!!

[itsonlytime513]

'as he winks at the night...'

i ALWAYS thought it was so funny how harry winked there!

[ChairmanKiel]

GOD I HATE THAT SHIT! I'm here to learn, not watch a performance.

[b34rdc0r3]

smoking, cards, and night caps will be the rooms main functions.

[strongmungus]

hahaha dumboldore casts his 'stand without effort' spell

[6our6vampire6hearts]

HAHAHAHAA!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! xD I've watched a bunch of your videos and oh my god my throat hurts from laughing!!! I'm SO subscribing!!! x'D

[717crdsa]

GOD I HATE THAT SHIT

[doctorchalupa]

STROKING HIS BIRD,

[canknight212]

that forever fuckup the students days, moving that way and this way without warning.. haha

[sauron950]

Little John the ghost shows up, and demands a song of farts, or else.

[rockerchic3214]

I always knew snape was a girl.

[companioncubexglados]

Jelly, Wine, and Pudding Pops

[CoreHilarious]

Smoking Cards and Nightcaps!

[gothprincess847]

Eats, Shoots and Leaves!

[arielisawhore]

"who the fuck is that woman? she's got to be a half-troll!" haha

[blizzaire08]

HAHA he really winked @ the night.

[EMOTIONSONG]

ohmagod he did lolzz

[ohasia]

Hahahahahah. He's always had that crazy nervous twitch.

[Thetruetoast]

LOL

Why does this guy obsess with Harry being an alcoholic? XD

[717crdsa]

"as the count of reeds whips lashingly every child in the face"

"and the kids watch on as a transparent orgy of flashdances and footlooses fog up the rafters of meal time"

BEST!

[JoeWhy1]

god, i'd love to see brad neely parody a more serious movie, just to further underscore the hilarity of his substitutive dialogue, which oftentimes COMPLETELY twists what's actually happening... maybe like the Godfather or something. imagine the horse's head scene, Neely-ized: "And the director woke to find that the horse he had gone to bed with last night had gone and left it's fucking HEAD."

[kustudio]

hahahahahahaha

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Too much to comment. True genius!

[kirbyfanprime]

"Stand Without Effort"

Best. Spell. Ever.

[Katsufrakish]

there are women ghosts and...musketeers

[rohaneowyn]

"Who am i now" he thinks, as he winks at the night, and it seems to whisper back to him "You are everything"

[FlyingMango94]

i love harry's deep questions: who am i now?

" you are everything."

:-D

[dragonboyjgh]

"lady ghosts, and musketeers"flashdancing and footlooses throughout the

"pudding pops"

[Kafkalist]

Neely is the Shakespeare of ridiculous comedy

[willowpuff]

"Some talk about art, others simply concentrate on not vomiting from the intense vertigo"

"God I hate that shit! I'm here to learn, not to watch theatrical preformance."

"Smoking, cards and nightcaps"

"Stroking his burrd"

"As he winks at the night, and it seems to whisper back to him, 'You are everything'"

HAHAHAHA LMFAO

[obiwanfx]

If ever a bunch of children looked like a group of hyena's watcching a family death beavers,it's now!

OMG IM DYING LAUGHING

[fvertk]

As he winks at the night.

*Harry winks*

Hahaha, never noticed that.

[lizafreak]

oh my god I've never in my life laughed this much

it's cured my sinuses and my built up gross phlegm

[NoveltySocks]

"Who the fuck is that woman?"

[loonygrl90]

"Who the fuck is that woman? She's gotta be a half-troll."

"Little John the Ghost shows up and demands a song of farts, or else!"

"No one is able to escape his mustached giggle."

[LoonyLuna08]

Who the fuck is that woman? She has to be half troll!

God I hate that shit! I'm here to learn, not to watch theatrical preformance.

Lil john the ghost.

[granny1493]

God i hate that shit...

u know i just noticed this but in this movie the picture of the fat lady is in a hall but in the 3rd 1 its at the top of some stairs...

[lColonelSandersl]

Yeah they rearranged like the whole castle. The Great Hall, the location of Gryffindor Tower, Hagar's hut, and the Whomping Willow... So much stuff.

[bigman32193]

lol i choked on my bread!

[sarahkate84]

Hahaha, I had to pause after the first line!

[elite227]

This video is funny as hell.

[SaturnCronus]

God I hate that shit.....

haha I love the ongoing joke that harry is a manic depressed wino

[charminglydaft]

"Who am I now?" he thinks, as he winks at the night.

[liefstevera]

dead family of zebra's??? hahahaha lol

he's sooooo cute

yeah, i'm talking about you :)

[headfirstxtaylorxx]

"she's got to be a half-troll"

"and demands a song of farts, or else!"

"jelly, wine, and pudding pops"

"the painting of the most beautiful woman ever around"

[FredSmitih]

I'm here to learn not to watch a performance! lol

[Youwereneverright]

you are everything =))

damn

perfect ending :))

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

I noticed that Daniel Radcliffe winked a lot in the Sorcerer's Stone... XD

[madhi19]

Forever fuckup the student days lolllll The first thing I did when i heard wizard peoples was to check if somebody had put it on youtube Too bad i was eight freaking month too late lollll

[downdamusic]

intense vertigo lmao

[paintball31]

"who the fuck is that woman? she's got to be a half-troll...god i hate that shit!"

aahhhhhhhh so good.

[mr1hellmanz]

all are asleep but harry...who is stroking his bird and bathing in the cool moonlight.He asks Who am i now, and the darkness replies you are everything.

ROFL1!11!!1

[FarthestManFromHome]

jelly, wine, and pudding pops.

Sounds like a good time!

[XheartkreuzX]

"...so that they can use the potty..."

haha!

[mizusajt]

little john the ghost shows up and demands a song of farts!

HA HA HA

[Sps7890]

"Who am I now?" He thinks as he winks in the night. And it seems to whisper back to him "You are everything."

[redsox2240]

I legit started crying during that part, I was laughing so hard. Unbelievable.

[sAndyTV]

When he said "stoking his bird" I broke into an intense laughing stroke... I almost died... I would have died for a good cause...

[ali921812]

the most beutyfull women in there

[cavernism]

laughing until I'm crying and my stomach hurts, that's what this movie is doing to me.,...

[HIMkidHIM]

lmao, i love Brad! so fucking hilarious

[knivesoutbitch]

oh my fucking god best one so far.

[IdTapDannyJones]

a ghost dance begins and the kids watch on as a transparent orgy of flachdances and footlooses fog up the rafters of meal time

[WNHoward]

He talks closely with his R.A. "Who the fuck is that woman? She's got to be a half troll." The R.A. replies, "no that's Professor Snape, she sucks for the most part, you know, acting mysterious and theatrical." "God I hate that shit", says Harry, "I'm here to learn, not to watch a performace!"

[haterofall1984]

every thing he says about Snape cracks me up EVERYTIME he calls her a women I laugh so hard

[appleslime]

hahahaa a wineish swagger

[helioringer]

I kind of wish I had a Food of Plenty spell...

[ketann1973]

Honeyed everything

[rainybananasirina]

Stroking his bird, Harry is lost in a thougt.

[dieplzomg]

Hahahahah oh God