Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[AppleToothbrush]

1:56 "What?!" lolohgod I lost it.

[BigChiefJake]

I miss tech tv :(

[Dan76135]

what about cracking?

[Gekokid]

Linux...illegal HAha!

[Not18Im13]

AMD? Good, I have NVIDIA. Quake? LOLOLOL! Linux? ehhh i like windows but I know linux is cool. Most of this stuff pertains to PC Gamers... not hackers....

[n4pgamer]

0:22 ~ the daughter is definitely not a hacker, she might fuck one, but this is pretty unlikely.

Only worry about the son. ^^

[Not18Im13]

@n4pgamer tru dat!

[biglooneytic]

i've used all these things and i have no fucking clue how to hack

[dsamoa]

this shit looks like its out of the fuckin 90's

[77PROMETHUS77]

my god, that website is so ignorant. QUAKE???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LUNIX

[pickle430]

Hacker? lol what about a computer Cracker?

[TheZarkoc]

who is this idiot

[lvl99dispenser]

I miss TechTV... G4 is the lamest shit ever.

[tyleraverette]

its not lunix dumbass its linux

[EliiteCreeper]

Buying an AMD processor doesnt make u a hacker. Lol

[Rachman1337]

This 3 minute clip is better than 24 hours of modern day G4.

[BrandenSuperstar]

@Rachman1337 i find modern day g4 way better than old

[OmegaPein]

This video makes me laugh so hard.... probably because its a bullshit! you cant just consider a person is a hacker if he use those stuffs! . . . hacking is not that simple! fck

[MeAndLinux]

I hpe my mum don't find this video ;D

[SLOGamerX]

I'm a hacker because I have all those symptoms + I'm on HackForums!

[Hulkovisa]

How do I get Lunix ?

[Paypabluntz]

2:42 - lol girls on a computer show. Only in the 90s.

[1peterkim123]

AMD?

Shit i'm a hacker, i bought my computer with a 2.8 Ghz AMD processor..

Then i replaced it with a 3.2 ghz.. and i also asked for a new video card..

Damn i'm going to jail. :\

[Not18Im13]

@1peterkim123 NVIDIA is better woooo

[1peterkim123]

@Not18Im13 wanna back that opinion up?

[Not18Im13]

@1peterkim123 nah... its just an opinion :P

[saia100]

My son installed this thing called "crunchbag"

I think he will be arrested..

halp pls |b|

[maccamracecar]

I hate when the media gets hacking and cracking mixed up. -_-

[mw2isepic1]

dear mother of god

[ROFLFOSHO]

WTF THIS IS NOT RIGHT the last thing is the sign of a gamer :>

[YourComputerExpert]

Why would you go hack a site if you only changed your dynamic IP. With a little to no effort you can still easily backtrack the ISP + Your location...

[Crackmandan]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like it came out of the mid to late 90's. As soon as the dude said AOL, I knew, it has ot be 90's. My generation man.

[JennaHaze2000]

@Crackmandan Yeah it's a old TV show. It's your generation then how do you not know about this show or when it was on? I got to ask how old are you?

Leo Laport is on TWIT.TV if you wanna watch him.

[Crackmandan]

@JennaHaze2000 Well I didn't watch a lot of tv mainly my favorite shows like The Adventures of Pete and Pete but I have no idea what this show was or was about. To answer your question I'm 31. ...but don't let my age fool you. I'm one of those people who has never forgotten what it's like being a kid.

[eaglemodz]

troll vid is troll

[jsj0104]

LOONIX LOLOLLOLL

[VelcorKP]

Anyone know the phone number to this show? WTF

[Mortoncomputerrepair]

Lunix? Its Linux and its not illegal it's freeware

[glowknight2]

LUNIX? LOL

[LordOcelot]

We need a show like this nowadays.

[HHRoblox]

I matched most of those signs and I'm a programmer not a hacker.

[pcvideogamer]

"Warning-Signs" Addendum : Has your child adopted the perpetual wearing of a white-face-mask resembling an anemic Mexican sex-offender? (or as seen in the film 'V for Vendetta') - Has your child got a keyboard covered in reproductive-mucus? - Has your child got a pin up of 'Neo' from the film 'The-Matrix' on their wall? - Has your child (oh this is getting silly) ever been caught wearing tights at Waterloo train-station with a piss-poor excuse for being out? - Then he's most like an i-phone user

[razor1080]

I use linux, I built my computer with an AMD processor, I've played quake, used flash, etc...

I AM A HACKER.... apparently

[LapisChimera]

I have a AMD processor and because of that I am automatically a hacker... 

[Jeckhers]

@LapisChimera No this video is BS

[LapisChimera]

@Jeckhers I know i was being sarcastic lol XD its sometimes hard to see sarcasm in text :( lol

[Jeckhers]

Linux is my best friend dont pay attention to this video its crap and the world has change by 6 years this video should be deleted by youtube fot lieing

[TheSwezzo]

So its all about your son what about your doughter O.O

[Jeckhers]

I know the same base

[Darkwaffles13]

@Jeckhers a stripped down version, and its unix actually

[Jeckhers]

He`s just a hater none of what he said is true Linux is not dangerous does this look dangerous to you Ubuntu your phones run Linux thats a fact

[UranusVR]

THATS LINUX YOU DIPSHIT AND THATS AN OS SO PLEASE FUCK OFF AND TAKE THIS SHIT OFF THE YOUTUBE CAUSE YOU ARE SPREADING LIES.

[TheMrEMeat]

@UranusVR A Lunix user is butthurt, what a surprise. Go compile your kernel.

[UranusVR]

@TheMrEMeat there is no such thing as Lunix, dumbass

[TheMrEMeat]

@UranusVR Yes there is such thing as LUNIX! = Losers Unix, LUNIX LIVES!

[UranusVR]

@TheMrEMeat go google Lunix and you can't find a shit about it. It's fake you dipshit

[razor1080]

@UranusVR you're being trolled, he knows there's no such thing as lunix, he's messing with you.

[UranusVR]

YOU STUPID ASS FUCKER AMD IS A COMPANY WHO MAKES COMPUTER PARTS FUCK OFF IDIOTS YOU DONT KNOW A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT COMPUTER THOSE SIGNS ARE BULLSHIT AND SO IF YOUR FACES

[Darkfire889]

@UranusVR You know this is a joke right?

[14yearoldmodster]

I hack nothing illegal hence but they dont now because they dont like technology they use linux all the time.

[iUnderHearth]

My dad is fine if I "Hack".

[Shaylesety]

WTF is Lunix?!

[14yearoldmodster]

@Shaylesety

Linux is another operating system that really puts windows done but no one knows about it because no one owns the name ect

[14yearoldmodster]

Also how do you know he`s not just a developer I make roms and kernels for the Android scene

[14yearoldmodster]

A note for parents i`m a Computer guru and modded so listen to the 14 year old speak.

If he uses Backtrack as a linux distro he`s a hacker if Ubuntu he`s not

[29732B]

@14yearoldmodster If he KNOWS how to use Backtrack, he is.

[leepailong123]

@14yearoldmodster Backtrack is a Penetration testing distro, that SOMETIMES is used by skidds. If you need a good linux dist for "hacking" use the old versions of ubuntu or use archlinux

[Justinba1010]

@14yearoldmodster I use Ubuntu to get work done, then I use everything in Virtual Machines.

[tornader]

@14yearoldmodster lunix not linux bro

[xDaveeedo]

@14yearoldmodster Using Backtrack does not make you a hacker. Backtrack is just Ubuntu with penetration testing tools.

[xXEduBuntuXx]

@14yearoldmodster != TRUE

[xXEduBuntuXx]

@14yearoldmodster wtf are you t4lking about. Linux is linux.

[Firewarrior47]

@14yearoldmodster No backtrack is 4 skiddies. Gentoo is for real 1337 haxxors.

[Zookei]

@14yearoldmodster Hahahaha LOL YOU'RE SUCH A TOOL LMAO!!!!!

Backtrack isn't a hacking distro it's a PEN TEST, if you're son/daughter built a distro from scratch (as do most hackers) or if he uses open BSD then you gotta be worried lol

[concretefeet]

@14yearoldmodster heck, that's simple. i'm glad to know it. I suppose anybody who goes around calling themselves a guru on the internet must be right. give or take, linux is indeed linux.

[TehEpicNoob9001]

Amazing how they didn't mention "Cains and Abel."

[nimm90]

Anyway, I used to hack a lot, but then I took an arr... I mean I bought Intel shit.

[nimm90]

Fuck! It turns out I'm a computer hacker. Can I play this class in Skyrim?

[lolololort]

1:14

seriously flash?

[ploppercon]

Lunix: The illegal hacker OS.

[Gamerchimp]

Oh, I am most of these :3 I'm a COMPUTAH HACKAH!

[Gamerchimp]

I use AMD :)

[partyman532]

*plays trololol song*

that sounds like u

[TheFuckallyoucunts]

'90s trolls at their finest -,-

[TheUltraCoolDude1]

this is just wrong... linux is LINUX and its not illegal. I AM AN AVID LINUX USER AND I'M OFFENDED!

[binbashLinuxAhole]

LMAO LUNIX, Debian are illegal?!? Quake is a f**king game!

[binbashLinuxAhole]

Linux is real and LUNIX (small version of MINIX 3) are also real. Nothing to laugh about that. At least the parent got something right, it's damn confusing to use LUNIX.

[arabsforever]

Lunix 

[OddlyIncredible]

What's bad is that there are STILL people out there that are dumb enough to fall for this...

[Darkfire889]

lol this is so retarded

[UranusVR]

@Darkfire889 I know! who ever made this crap doesnt know a single shit about computers

[hmt741]

lol this is sooooo gay LOL

[W0nabud]

I hope this is a joke.

[ringsgold]

This must be how those people trying to pass SOPA think.

[random28152]

I use Lunix... I didn't know it was an illegal hacker operating system! Damn Linus Torvalds, the evil soviet computer hacker. (1:56)

[DaSurgeEO]

OKgeek? Anyone?

[HaCKeRXxlNL]

wtf

[dancingbananaprod]

I love Chris in the background: "WHAT!?"

[Ryukin631]

lmao i can't stop laughing at this

[KaosRedwood]

I can't tell if trolling or just stupid...

[MisterSnowman97]

@ryandonian u be trollin...

[ryandonian]

i am all of these things........... >.>

[vidmanproductions]

how is Bonzi Buddie a hacking program? get a fucking life .

[KaosRedwood]

@vidmanproductions It has a virus in it that allows it to attract more viruses.

[MrMonsterCactus]

@vidmanproductions I seriously hope you're addressing the author of the article, otherwise, you're an absolute retard.

[SlobbyHill]

Dad, I need more ram and a nicer video card so I can run skyrim on my computer. Dad: HACKER! YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT WHAT IS INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER! YOU ARE USING LOONIX ARN'T YOU?

[voevodineu]

@SlobbyHill And you better don't confuse skyrim with quake, because you know, quake is a hacker thing

[SlobbyHill]

@voevodineu Quake is what caused y2k.

[wyatt8740]

Are these people stupid? flash is fine, linux is legal, AMD is perfectly legal, AOL sucks, and there aren't hacker ISPs.

[User0Leopard]

@wyatt8740 it's a satire that is indirectly ridiculing parents who are technologically backwards. you can tell since they're laughing so much, and on the bottom right hand corner it says "TechTV" so obviously they know what they're talking about regarding computers.

[wyatt8740]

@User0Leopard Oh ok. I sometimes cant get a joke. But that was hilarious even without getting it. I'm the type of person that is running debian, ubuntu, windows, and OSX on one machine :D

[Creem16]

How old is this video?

[IShouldLikeTo]

I'm looking like a hacker because I installed Flash to watch YouTube videos? o.0

[Brittany797091]

um what about daughter? -___-

[russell47]

haha...Morgan Webb in the background at 2:42.

[pokemonlover2354]

I'm a kid. actually i'm 10 years old. although i'm a hacker. a white hat hacker.

[strigt]

why amd?

[seder87]

10 of 10! oh noez! :D

[JeremyPassarelli]

First of all, it's Linux. Second, it is NOT AN ILLEGAL HACKER OS you jerk!

[Tomaszavenger]

@JeremyPassarelli If you were educated; and knew how to do a little something called research; there is a LUnix operating system: Type "LUnix" into Wikipedia.

Adequacy.org are satire writers, they are jerks, but at least they aren't stupid.

[JeremyPassarelli]

@Tomaszavenger I did search Google for "LUnix" and it was an OS for the Commodore 64.

[thecomputerman12121]

@JeremyPassarelli LUnix is not only what you say.

It is a hacking version of Linux Ubuntu, replaced by Lunix Obonto.

[LordDestros]

@Tomaszavenger It's fairly likely that "Little Unix" wasn't intended to be referenced though based on the context and intentional misspellings: "BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War...If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix."

[dougransley]

what happened to techtv? i miss that shit!

[MrAimill]

this video is so fucking funny

[themastakilla12]

First off, Its LINUX, an open source operating system.... Second, if you were a retarded hacker, you would have gotten caught by now. Video, FAKE

[aNuclearfilms]

@themastakilla12 the article is FAKE, its a joke becuase none of that is anything about hacking. Flash? a ANIMATION PROGRAM... change appearene and drop acedemically? THATS NORMAL TEEN SHIT. no offense, just letting everyone know :)

[kvanmete7675]

hacker ISP's FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *Head Explodes* FLASH>>>>><<<<, i wish these idiots wouldn't encourage umbrella parenting for a good fearing person, i quote the Odessey BITCH "Your a ninny."

[joyfuflower]

@kvanmete7675 I agree, exept that it's a JOKE... just read the description, moron!

[rusoope]

pau gasol

[JonnyFlash80]

God bless Screen Savers for making fun of this guy. I miss TechTV.

[pmcizhere]

2:42 cool to see Morgan Webb from back in the day!

[MPC45000]

Fuck that, I hack shit with my potato.

[hack2makelivesbetter]

This is some funny shiz!! O NO he wants a phenom ! Adobe is EVIL. lmao

[DrayFan12]

Apparently I'm a computer hacker.

[NerfVideosWithLucaS]

Soo... 240p We meet again.

[gameboy699]

Computer hacking is gay. I hack pentagon thats HARDCORE!

[delomorganano]

@gameboy699 So you hack pentagon with a toaster I presume?

[gameboy699]

@delomorganano nope i hack with your mom!

[hack2makelivesbetter]

@gameboy699 SURE u d0nt. I'm guessing you couldn't hack a computer if you were sitting in front of it with bauer puntu on a stick!

[gameboy699]

@hack2makelivesbetter wait w00t?

[hack2makelivesbetter]

@gameboy699 chntpw (change nt password) comes pre-installed on the linux distribution beaur puntu. On a stick means installed on a usb flash drive.

[lyethian]

Didn't people use Bonzi Buddy alot to hack AOL: Instant Messenger back in the day?

[Alpeche21]

The "lunix" part was soooo painful :/

[PirateKing1256]

Is your parent a control freak?

[SwissyChief1265]

Haha Leo Laporte rocks!

[Duhhmonkeys]

hey im 13 and i hacked my schools servers

[IcY5eptember]

"lunix the illegal hacking OS", i Lol'd

[freshicedcoke]

im 10, i am hacker, i am a genius, i have permission (but i install stuff without asking)

[thelinuxgeek95]

is this a joke?

[urgonnadie25]

wut the hell is lunix i hack from back track 5

[NCGfilms]

flash??? really...every needs flash retards

[lysollinksys]

luling at all the people commenting that think linux is an operating system. protip: it's a kernel.

[kingdomeyes]

I watched this video on Lunix.

[UNd34DxG33k]

LUNIX

LUNIX

LUNIX

LUNIX

LUNIX

[emewify]

@UNd34DxG33k linux user here! i use fedora 14

[TheAxeGunner]

@emewify It's lunix.

[emewify]

@TheAxeGunner na-uh its linux

[noobusinglinux]

its called Linux and its more legal thain windows cause its open source and therefor impossible to pirate its a free program for everyone to use AMD is a processor or cpu(a hermless computer part that evry computer has) comet cursor is a virus as defined by spybot SD

ive been in IT work for three years the only accurate thing there is if your child is struggling academically and he is on the computer for a long time he should be using the computer to help with school

[FloganFly]

these guys are fucking stupid

[Cinehancer]

Lul, these people know nothing of how hacking works. Lunix isn't even real, and this is from an article that knows nothing of how hacking works either. Maybe this is why 16 year olds can do it so easily?

[MrYOUVEBEENHACKED]

@Cinehancer linux is real it's a free os

[Demizide]

@Cinehancer Actually LUnix (short for Little Unix) is an OS designed for the Commodore.

[Nugwrangler]

i am another kid computer hacker hahahahaha :)

[CaptainHowdyxD]

Dear people commenting:

Jokes exist.

[BigBananaMan]

2:44 why always son and not daughter?

Because girls don't use computers of course.

[phelpe]

Ctrl+H

Linux>Lunix

Done.

[xSilkify]

Ehh Lunix? I tought it was Linux 1:50

[BizGFX]

the fuck?

is that guy a fucking retard?...

You cant fucking hack anything with quake and flash..

[CaptainHowdyxD]

@BizGFX lern2 jokes

[cars675]

Fuck hacking i watch porn

[NayokeHenji]

Wow.

[fakemanoan]

where is chris :(

[strauff135]

LUNIX?? That man cannot read internet Articles

[hsafti]

@strauff135 I guess you haven't seen the close-up ... it's actually written Lunix .... That's what you expect from someone who stereotypes computer geeks :)

[PwnforceFrank]

lol Flash is hacker software

[OwnzYaFace]

This Sounds Like Me D: