Desert Zombie Survival Guide

[Arief2001notk]

a good team you must be kidding me

[Arief2001notk]

awesome kill at 1:23

[Arief2001notk]

great kill at 1:08

[Arief2001notk]

wow great headshot at 0:58

[Arief2001notk]

at 0:50 that man is funny 

[Arief2001notk]

this maybe good for me in desert zombies (the video game)

[mariuszzz2011]

1:43 zombies just want these two people because they're the only ones who has a brain in this video =DD

[BIGSLACKERJ]

sucks

[Sonny2604]

@BIGSLACKERJ

Thank you kindly, good sir.

[Taz123tz]

hey the same blood i have :D

[imstupid880]

what game is this from and the stinkshoe was awesome

[kranos411]

why would u be watching this in the FUCKING DESERT

[79GMCVANDURA]

WILL SMITH!!

[AM4GED0N]

DAS VIDEO DAVON

watch?v=qBUb_ijDbhc

[Sonny2604]

@AM4GED0N

Was soll das denn sein?

[levikeaa]

Duke Nukem ??? :)) :)) :D :D

[K12machinima]

Just drink your own piss and you should be fine.

[Harjakaine]

I NEED MY PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[ShrimpPalooza]

starship twoopas

[BWS777unlucky]

well...................I hate the music i hate no sound and i hate picture video

[IcoNexcalib3R]

i think it would be pretty lucky to find crates full of weapons in the middle of the desert...

[EazyOleMiss]

lol ya duke would end the zombie apocalypse most likely

[davidlay561]

lol half life howed u get the zombies without the head crabs

[popcorngodable]

Is that a zombie dick hanging off the saw blade

[vuvffufg]

good job but try to get them talking and stuff great job though 5*

[doggymyths]

youre a gay

[Sonny2604]

@doggymyths

*You're

:)

[Steven89444]

@doggymyths lol it sounds like "sure a gay"

[pogman675]

@doggymyths owned

[24screamer101]

call in duke nukem lololololololololololololololo­l

[noah54100]

hahahahaaha cool



[pennydafool]

what does this have to do with being in a desert ,these instructions can be used anywhere plus its false info so this video kind blows

[Sonny2604]

@pennydafool

This is such a serious survival guide and it'll definitely help you survive in such a situation. I know what I'm talking about, trust me!

[rfhaifley]

@pennydafool you would know if it was false have you or any person in existance experience a zombie outbreak?

[flanmanpan]

i want george foreman and his lean mean cooking machine.!

[Randomshit1353]

I'd use a auto aim 7 barrel 30 mm Gatling gun

[Dave1998ish]

No...all of you are wrong every one shall be called: gordon freeman' nomad' kratos'

chuck norris and last butt not least duke nukem though the zombies are completely f#cked though there is one fatal flaw......youl be fucked too if you get in there way

[Sylterwolf]

Name of Soundtrack ?

[Sonny2604]

@Sylterwolf

Read the goddamn description

[nickoli1993]

na call chuck norris

[prohalflife2]

lol a donut will help them defiet 100 zombies XD lol

[RedUnicorno]

Neatly Put Together

[icanmyshoetie]

You trying to be a hero Watkins!!?? just tryin to kill some bugs ...sir!!!

[wbtrex08]

@icanmyshoetie Watkin's was the best char.

[RavenholmHunter]

Gordon Freeman killed Bruce Lee and chuck norris. Joh freeman killed Gordon. I will cal John !!!

[mikeymike2710]

ooer, i can see zombie intestine

[supersnow17]

would be funnyer with voices but still funny none the less

[ruben3198]

lol

[MrJameson900]

not the best but i'v seen worse

[pillshere1000]

sooooooooo viewssssss LOL

[IUMP45IM4ST3R]

LoLz ... Will there ever be a zombie rocket shbip as a level but the rocket ship is made up ice ccream?.?.?.?.? Props on "Hey survivors out there, are u lost in the desert with many zombies around u you? LoLz i tokk a shit in my pants LOLzzz

[Persona460]

frank west doesnt need weapons >:D

[Sonny2604]

@Persona460 He hast the spinning fists of doom

[hunter32o]

@Sonny2604 Chuck Norris doesnt need weapons >:{D

[jason61036]

zombies man!

[sozamaria]

id call chuck norris

[Belial596]

whats duke nukem is phone number??

[FireWOLF109]

i lol'd at the shoe, doghnut, and duke nukem parts

[TheZombiekiller900]

its like a funny sitcom!

[EliteAssassin8]

u use sims  to make this?

[Ilikecookies009]

lolwut duke nukem radioactive sign on the handle of the pistol 1:14

[TheTyguy10]

Id call yo mama

[s4spencer]

decently funny, but lol paint

[FALLOUTMADLAD]

If i was sourounded by zombies HOW THE FUCK WOULD I BE WATCHING THIS AND I WOULDENT EVEN GO ON YOUTUBE IF THERE WAS A Zombie-Invasion

[Jugman10000]

lol, fairly funny.

[GHG1000]

LETS GIVE THEM A DONUT!!!! Ohh shitt...

[lbplamepeople]

fucking shit

[ROBLOXER106]

I'd call Duke Nukem and Chuck Norris.

[Sonny2604]

@ROBLOXER106 Bruce Lee beats Chuck. Call him instead. Yeah, he seems to be dead, but he's still around!

[Computergeew]

@Sonny2604 I call Gordon Freeman, he defeated 999 Chucks and Lee's.

[Sonny2604]

@Computergeew Are you from Facepunch?

[theblackbull55]

@Computergeew

I'd call DoomGuy

[cyberdaemon]

@Sonny2604 Bruce Lee turned into a ghost like the girl from movie The Grudge.Now hes ultimate killing machine!

[DCQManiac]

@Sonny2604 screw bruce lee its chuck norris all the way

[GBowiexx]

@Sonny2604 fuck norris is better

[Ealija]

@Sonny2604 i call duke too

[yourobserverisme]

@ROBLOXER106 I call John Freeman and His Weapn

[XxXI3ladeXxX]

@yourobserverisme xD best idea ever...but what about his brother?

[MrAndrewfreeman]

ive senn slightly better vids but good job not bad for first try ima honna make a vid like yrs tnx for idea

[nachojr456]

tf2?

[TheCosmoVirtual]

Estupid

[nigcrackenterprizes1]

hhmmm maybe you should make it so you could see it motion. but awesome vid!

[Raiden8326]

Its called Garry's Mod but GMOD is short for it

[poslol]

hahahaha Duke Nukem!

[azazazazaz45]

hahhahah that was so funny "lets give them a donut" hahaaaha and the friendly fire part the only thing that sucked was the graphics

[evanwilson100]

retarded

[Sonny2604]

Just like you huh?

[redskinlikescheese]

@Sonny2604 good comback but it is pretty retarded

[MrDip02]

takes one to know one.

[maxryan47]

Too funny too handle. LETS GIVE THEM A DONUT!!! Lol!

[Ltgrub225]

Rofl Nice job and who cares if the sentences are, like he said you can read em...

[suicid3grunt]

Is this a game?

[Sonny2604]

The game is called Garry's Mod or GMOD

[edunad]

@Sonny2604 *its a mod XD

[TheIpodGuitar]

@suicid3grunt Ofcourse its not a game its an animation program called FuSTink

[EdikShepherd]

DUKE NUKEM

[65Confused]

A donut a fucking donut now thats funny!

[EMOspartan911]

ITS A JOKE

[zeroseye]

whoever made this video doesn't know how to make a sentence very well, at all. "Everything can used as weapon" "This are some survivors"

[Sonny2604]

I made this video at 3am or something.

I bet you can understand what it means. So, why do you care?

[ysflightman]

he said "everything can be used as a weapon" now please, go be a grammar nazi somewhere else.

[sfogle88]

i feeeel safe now! i know how to survive!!!!!!!

[kallesgrill]

Hilarius!

[JordanRitchey360]

Look At 1:50 its Jamie Kennedy!

[gcmatukagc]

CRAP

[KandyCing]

most of that info is shit

[AdvansyscorpDotCom]

Give me the shotgun! BAM SHIT!

[thelolalolazz]

That rocks

[Justified0ne]

i want that donut

[garrysmodles]

dukem nukem XD

[Gear200]

alright i guess, i give you props on getting gmod to work and being able to record, i never even got the game to work

[stephenyohdb1]

i favorited this because of the donut part

[MartyZANCO]

XD sry

[MartyZANCO]

omg on 1:42 u could see the two guys from 1:34 on XD btw nice vid and the shoe looked awsome

[Sonny2604]

Shhhh.... nobody noticed it yet! ^^

[JakeUrbie]

give me the damn shotgun!!! lol

[scoot2323232323]

He dosnt deserv that donut, I DO!!!!!!

[adammarc08]

AWESOME!!!! 5/5!!!!

[ShotgunFang]

Great Video....

[ZackNeville]

screw duke nukem, get DooMguy

[CommanderRaiden]

Let's give them a donut! Let's call Duke Nukem? WTH? While your at it, run out and say you got balls of steel and make them run away while you're at it?

[Sonny2604]

Yeah, why not?

[Kevinyock]

u should surive by get a tank and get out the city with anything that can better than food then go to the army base to luahc a nuke :)

[spartanguy00]

the song is like a remake of a theme of this game i liked lol its very very old but at least it supports 3d graphics xD

[spartanguy00]

what happens......if.......u......f­ind ur self in da middle of no where and u are surrounded by zombies with shotguns xD lol

[jak235312]

you. . . . get pwned?

[jacksparrow1507]

good video but you forgot to talk about first aids

[Sonny2604]

Forget the first aid, we've got the donuts!

[IronianKnight]

I don't think it was that good, sorry... in my opinion, the poses weren't exaggerated enough, the expressions without variety, and the ideas not that great. Not to be an arse or anything, but it really could have been better with just a few simple adjustments.

[tomalotube]

U know what i hate bout the saw? If cut a zombie in half, you cant delete it.

[murph5oo]

that sucked balls

[jackerpower]

stinky shoe?XD

[Sonny2604]

Yes, kills everything.

[unfreez1]

Lol Great Duke nukem :DDDD

[Sonny2604]

Just like you, fucking caps.

[lordpenguin97]

i thought it was good but in all there was only one funny part so next time try to make more

[brecciwolf]

LOL dude,very nice video!!!

5 Stars with all the sure!

[keeligirl]

XD 1:49 i'll give them a donut! its funnyer becuase there was a exlposive barrel right behind him

[sc12aped]

lol we'll give them a donut!!! haha

[MattRfromBelfast]

Dude, very nice vid, gave me a good 10:30 PM giggle. Little advice for next time thoguh (dont know if its been mentioned) Next time, I'd suggest making the font a bit bigger, because its a bit hard to read.....

But on the whole, its a good video

Kudos to you!

[Sonny2604]

Thanks man! Yeah, I realized the small font after uploading it to Youtube, but it looks like most of you were able to read everything :P

Btw, you wrote the 180th comment, this makes you awesome!

[Sonny2604]

Just like your comment, so fuck off.

[Domo3mo]

Its not my fault your videos suck.

[Sonny2604]

It's not my fault your comments suck. Blocked.

[TheFlibbleMedia]

what?? they look nothing like cod zombies the cod zombies have a soldier uniform and their hands aren't torn

[trebot9292266]

ya only thing that makes them even close is thy are called zombies

[galindo999]

im tyaliking about fucking cod2 zombies

[stoch3]

galindo you are f*cking stupid this is gmod

[galindo999]

tthe zombies are copied from cod and cs fuck you copier

[Sonny2604]

Stupid comment. Zombies are from HL2, and they are included in GMod. Now tell me in which fucking CoD are Zombies? The new one? They don't look a thing like these. Fucking noob...

[galindo999]

no im taliking about the fucking zombies fom COD2

[braincrushe]

bullshit

[Sonny2604]

Just like your comment. Blocked.

[baldur106]

make a part 2 :D!!!! i luv this

[Sonny2604]

Ok guys, I just wanted to thank you all for you're comments and all that stuff ;)

I'm VERY surprised that this got that popular!

I was thinking about making a second part sometimes but I'm scared that it would suck :(

Nvm, keep rocking guys!

[KarlinPain]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[h0ts0ur]

So.. in case of zombies.. call duke nukem? :D

[raimps201]

yeah kinda =D

[jeezuscat09]

download steam for free :DDD but u have to buy gmod its about £5 and about $7 so not that expensive :3

[Mallemaster]

i believe you can find a link on steam, else i've got a friend you need to meet. He is called:

"Google", use him ;)

[Mallemaster]

It requires you to have a game running on source. That could be either HL2 or CSS (among others). You can download the old version, GMod 9, for free, but the new version, GMod 10 (some call it eleven or 2008/9, not sure what is right though), has to be bought from steam.

[gunudowna]

lol

[Sonny2604]

Yeah, or another Source game like CSS.

[Sonny2604]

You need a Source game, then you can buy it over steam/ get an older version of it for free.

[lailai5566]

duke nukem!!!!!!!!!!!

[lortepikfis]

Lets call Duke nukem Hahaha That Epic

[devilssoldierRIP]

lol dude you played the game of starship troopers where you play as a marauder the best soldier not that crap where you command a squad and those other shit where you collect weapons and stuff

[Sonny2604]

Yes I did.

[Truffle35]

lsat part was histarical funny but boring and i dont like picture movies soo 3/5

[NuclearProductions11]

we'll give thema doughnout

[tracer5563]

really frikin funny

[klooneyville]

Garrys mod

[ghosthalo3]

whats this game called