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  • By the way, if push comes to shove, and I have a dog or a cat; fire up the barbeque.

  • Anyone notice how he always starts his videos with, "So basically ... " ?

  • dang it...you've been taken by a dog....I WAS TOO DAMN LATE

  • I'm under 18. Marry me. haha if only

  • Did you guys know the word "bitch" means female dog.. >w<

  • I miss your intro dances :((

  • 2:14...hey dont u have black friends? we were all thinking it...

  • no offense but the beginnings are weird

  • I'm black, my boyfriend is asian and I can't complain ;)

  • jackie issssssssoooo cuttteeee

  • oh kev.. u were so young.. and so.. young. U look like you're 10 here, like seriously XD

  • im so confused is his dog a girl or boy b

  • So cute

  • i live in australia they both start with an a teehee jks :D

  • i move my arms a lot to :3 its kinda hard to not do...

  • Hm, if someone comes up to me and says "hey, that dude has a small wang" the first thing that comes to my mind is "how would you know what his "wang" looks like?" The race thing is the very last thought that I have, if it even crosses my mind in the first place.

  • lol dick chromosomes.....NERD 

  • dont stop moving your arms its cool

  • hm.....taken by a bitch xD

  • this was the old kevin = the rebellious teen

    <33

  • I love how he acts like he doesn't care that he got featured , but he was probably really proud of himself lol

  • if you were to say "if you were a young girl under the age of 18..." today you will be considered as a pedophile

  • i love you're dog! just like mine :) ahahaha, except i'd never threaten to eat him ;)

  • Hahahaha love thiss boy

  • 2012

    

  • 2011

  • I love your vids

  • she is your bitch because it means female dog lol

  • thumbs up if ur watcin this in 2011 or 2012

  • Y THEY EVEN LOOK THERE???

  • Haha

  • so girlfriend is the dog who wants to eat you?

  • my dads bad at driving,he's asian -.- but my mum can drive,she's asian

  • @darkutaville STEREOTYPE: MALES SUCK AT DRIVING

    FALSE: Ever see The Stig?

  • i'm under 18 i'm 8 and americans are pretty much irish people UNLESS they are red indians

  • Rofl. Sit-down Comedy. xDDD Silly. I've started liking your videos. :P

  • @carrrmen16 Pet goose, pet duck, pet pigeon, pet cow, pet horse, pet dog, pet cat, pet rat, pet guinea pig, pet pig, etc.

    People still eat them anyway. Hard to see an issue about eating dogs lol.

  • I GONNA EAAT YOU! *big growl/bark* HE GONNA EAT ME :( i thought jackie was a boy by da way? lol

  • he has the best opening tunes. i love them all. watch his vids....

    to enjoy them : 35%

    to listen to some good music: 65%

  • the first thing that comes to mind is:"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU FREAKING STALKER/PEDO!?!?!

  • lmfao dick chromosomes?? lol

  • Asians and African Americans have the worst stereotypes....so yurhh not the only one

  • Everybody always say that I am Chinese, but I'm Cambodian. SOUTH-EAST ASIA!!! WOO!

  • hey kevin, whats your emailaddress? i love your videos. they're awesome.

  • Dude i miss your old vids.

  • @ACCFJeremiah shut up hes awesome

  • @puppymichelle Did I in any way say he isn't? That's right so shut up slut

  • @ACCFJeremiah im 10 years old

  • @puppymichelle Idgaf.

  • @puppymichelle 10 years old? lmao. I laugh at you.

  • Yeahh!!!! Sit down comedy:)) hahah

  • wow i would wonder how they knew that. ive never heard of that stereo type before

  • Actually the first thing that comes to mind is more along the lines of "You would know."

  • I'm so jealous of that dog

    :)

  • pause at 3:01 for hoverhand facepalm xD

  • THATS NOT TRUE *flips arms around*

  • new stereotype... :Asians fuck dogs for fun

  • lol did he call jackie "he" in the beginning?

  • drinking water while watching this.....bad idea lol not im in trouble for getting the monitor wet -_- i just couldn't resist laughing at this vid haha kev is hilarious! :)

  • hahahahahaha!!!!! fukkin halarious!

  • hate that intro

  • so you basically fuck your dog, wow that must have taken alot of peanut butter

  • "I answered 40 comments and there was like 90 more...."

    oh the good old days of YouTube.

    :'(

  • I'm Asian. I don't eat dogs. I'm an octo-lacto vegetarian actually. I don't know about the driving seeing as I'm a fourteen year old senior in high school (kinda contradicts your stereotypes of Asians getting all As, sorry) but I do know that my mom can't drive (sorry contradictions again).

  • Kevin just so cute back then... Actually he still is o_O jks i love u kevinn!!!

  • Well thats not true!! Pfff!!!

    0:40

  • go to 0:02

    ull see a pissed off kev

  • y does jackie hate u kevin lol

    jk i love u

    and dont worry,my dog hates me too

  • i gonna eat u

    bark*

    he gonna eat me

    LOL

    

  • your dog is your bitch lol

  • i thought jackie was a girl? cuz u called her a bitch in a few vids...

  • so thats what wang meant O_0

  • THATS NOT TRUE!!! *throws arms in the air*

  • a friend of mine said he ate dog. idk where. obviously not america but POINT! he said he didnt know at first but still thats nasty! I would've thrown up and gone flippin vegetarian! ok the story's commin back and Im gonna barf... I blame you! lol

  • はい i can type in japanese

  • 1:44 throws blanket in jackie lol :D

    less than three

    <3

  • Laugh ☂笑☂ xiào☂ (^‿^)

  • its stupid to see people say stuff they hear that are not true. like asiains eat dogs............wow stop right there...........were did that come from.

  • @chromeorigin Dog meat is consumed in China, the Phillipines, Korea, and Vietnam. That's where it came from.

  • @gldnkltz101 Actually China recently made a law that people cannot eat dog meat anymore. As for the Phillipines, Korea and Vietnam I'm not sure. :P

  • @LadyGraceSophiee No, they banned a dog eating festival that involved boiling dogs alive, but the consumption of dog meat is still very much legal in China, as far as I'm aware.

  • @gldnkltz101 oh, never mind than, thanks for telling me. : ]

  • Jackie is a BOY?!

  • Its not Asians cant drive its just that there agressive drivers.

  • wut happened to cant drive...

    lol great vid tho

  • is jackie a girl or boy! ive watched your videos and sometimes you say he and sometimes she?? AHHH so confused

  • @corinaluver Likewise. When he was about to eat Jackie, he sounded like he said he then, but then later he called her 'his girl/bitch'. I dunno. *shakes head*

  • i agree

  • oookkkkkaaayyyy im confused is jackie a boy or a girl cuz in this video its a girl but you always refer to jackie as a he??? p

  • Love you kevin your awesome!! The coolest asain!

  • The first thing that pops in my head when a guy says he has a small penis is "Is he gay? how would he know.."

  • How does one move their arms 'too much', do they surpass healthy arm moving limits? Another thing is, why does everyone in America refer to Chinese as Asians? It's always Chinese that are Asians in movies and on the internet.

  • Kevin: "I'MMA EAT CHU!" Jacky: "RAAAWR" Kevin: "Ohhkayy, hes going to eat me." Lmao. Love you Kevin! ♥

  • umm i'm 13

  • IM GONNA EAT U!!!

    *GROWL*

    ok he is gonna eat me LOL

  • Whats Kevins Email? >:-)

  • I WANT A MIGHTY WALLET!

  • O.o ummm

  • WHY R U DOING THIS????????????

  • AND A GUY

  • UR GIRLFRIENDS A DOG!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL

  • @090909lisa its a joke

  • But jackies a boy

  • In china I know they eat dogs o-o

  • I love you!!! <3

  • I thought Jackie was a boy

  • thumbs up if you see her sleeping in almost every video

  • @bellalovespuppies What kind of jerk are u?!

  • @bellalovespuppies jackie's a boy HAHA

  • M asian n i dun eat dogs...........not all asians eat dogs

  • lol she sleeps with me every night 

  • I thought Asians ate cats not dog?

  • @BickyToya well we eat both

  • @ZoZpac ohhh hahah ok

  • lets see your penis..lol jk jk

  • DANGIT WHICH EPISODE HAS THE STEREOTYPICAL YUGIOH GUY!?!?

  • @MokharS peer pressure? hahahahaa /watch?NR=1&v=esHMQBqZTag

  • Lol, I cracked up at the dog comments. Jackie doesn't seem to like you very much. xD

  • when someone come to me and tells me that the guy over there has a small pen*s the first thing that comes into my mind is my cousin :/ and not an asian

  • WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR DOGG

    ???? o.O

  • your bitch was about to take your hand off...no more jacking lol

  • LIST BLONDES AS A STEROTYPE!

  • NICE INTRO!

  • HE HAS A MUSTACHE :O

  • she's my bitch xD

  • ur adorable!

  • im asian and i dont have a tiny wang!!!!!

  • all people who dislike are racist haters with tiny penises!!!

  • @ADangerousFireAnt you don't need so that accurate sometimes human make mistake, at least he not make mistake to kill his girl friend is it so...........f***on

  • PAUSE AT 2:54 when kevin closes his eyes

  • i miss this kevjumba. the kevjumba now reminds me too much of nigahiga

  • y is there racism then people cant just take your race and exclude it

  • ok ok no offence to asians but some of them do eat dogs i mean serusly not all but theres this thing that was on CNN they show u a resturant and some dogs getting killed and people eat them but anyway who cares if they do its not like most people dont eat pigs which is pretty discusting and dirty so ye we all have our diffrences....so NO ONE SHUD GIVE A DAMN BOUT WHAT OTHER PPL EAT

    and i LOVE how asians drive ther soo coool!!!

  • 2:15, MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!!! :) Keep it up. :)

  • im 16 but im in puerto rico :( but i stil LOVE you <3

  • thumbs up if you didnt notice he moved his arms a lot until he mentioned it lol :D

  • I like how he doesn't even care about his video being featured on the homepage and would rather reply to the comments.

  • Black people have big wieners!

  • PAHAA!..

    Kev:  IMMA EAT YOU!..

    Jackie: GRRR.

  • I would be like how the hell do you know that guy has small junk

  • Generally Slavic men have big penis.

  • Ok, i dont know if your dog is a boy or a girl? like you say its a boy at one point, then you say its a girl? wtf lol

  • There actually is a proven difference in penis sizes. Black men tend to have longer wieners, next are latins, then caucasians, and lastly asians. Ofcours there are always differences and exceptions. But generally, that's the way it is :). But it's ok though, cos every womans vagina is adjusted in such a way that it doesn't really matter what size the penis is. Ofcours..if it's tiny, can't do anything with that. My point is, doesn't matter which race the guy is. You can still have fun :)

  • y short short fag

  • Kev: Im gonna eat you!!!

    Jackie -growls angrily-

    Kev -backs up-

    LOL

  • jackiiee am gona eat u lol why u eat ur girlfriends :P

  • ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬TEEHEE▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩ஜ▬▬▬­­­­­▬▬

    wrong channel

  • I thought Jackie was a boy.....Kevin???

  • @MegaKibis

    She's a girl :)

    Weeeeeeeeeeeee I'm so jealous of Kevin :(

  • wah! im jealous of jackie! lol

  • u were gona eat ur gf???

  • Kevin, you move your arms too much... you arent italian! lol jk

  • @iCariben2 -Well first of all its ASIA not asaia..what the hell is that btw??? Are you sure your Asian cause you can't even spell it right. And this has got nothing to do about where you were born. Its about how Kevjumba said that Asians can't drive and my theory was cause we drive on the left side of the road while in America they drive it on the right. So as a joke I said that it was because we had to re-learn driving in the opposite direction as what we're used to. Get it..

  • i move my arms...im cool???

  • Is jackie a girl or a boy...?

  • kevin is my new crush!!!!!

  • I LOVE THE INTRO!!!! super freaken cute!!

  • I want to be Jackie :D

  • I think I have crush in Kevin(: He's so cuuute :33 And besides he is Asian(;

  • i would love to take long walks on the beach with kev :) hahahahaha.

  • awwww i love kev. he's super cute. and he's a good dancer(:

  • the first thing that would pop in my head is how do you know how big his wang is and why the hell are you telling me this

  • I wish you were still my age :(

  • Dont thumbs up this comment

  • why can't i be his dog...

  • -3 U!! I hope i can meet u someday...

  • Whats the point hes,reading yer comments this,is 2011 and this vid is 4, years old

  • jackie is sooo lucky!!!!

  • Thumbs up for his dancing!

  • You are so cute! So fucking adorable!

    Make more videos!!!

  • I love you kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))

  • About that clip, first thing I thought was "Why are you looking at that other guys penis?"

  • I seriously love the music on your videos!! :D

  • All of thOse are nOt true maybe the last one but that's not the point

  • Hahahaha awwww hes really cute back then but now hes like 21. CUTE ASIAN ALERT!!! xD but no really i am like 11 and i am in love with him!!!! hahaha

  • thump this comment up for particular reason...thanks

  • Wait i though Jackie was a Boy.......