Hm, if someone comes up to me and says "hey, that dude has a small wang" the first thing that comes to my mind is "how would you know what his "wang" looks like?" The race thing is the very last thought that I have, if it even crosses my mind in the first place.
drinking water while watching this.....bad idea lol not im in trouble for getting the monitor wet -_- i just couldn't resist laughing at this vid haha kev is hilarious! :)
I'm Asian. I don't eat dogs. I'm an octo-lacto vegetarian actually. I don't know about the driving seeing as I'm a fourteen year old senior in high school (kinda contradicts your stereotypes of Asians getting all As, sorry) but I do know that my mom can't drive (sorry contradictions again).
a friend of mine said he ate dog. idk where. obviously not america but POINT! he said he didnt know at first but still thats nasty! I would've thrown up and gone flippin vegetarian! ok the story's commin back and Im gonna barf... I blame you! lol
its stupid to see people say stuff they hear that are not true. like asiains eat dogs............wow stop right there...........were did that come from.
@LadyGraceSophiee No, they banned a dog eating festival that involved boiling dogs alive, but the consumption of dog meat is still very much legal in China, as far as I'm aware.
@corinaluver Likewise. When he was about to eat Jackie, he sounded like he said he then, but then later he called her 'his girl/bitch'. I dunno. *shakes head*
How does one move their arms 'too much', do they surpass healthy arm moving limits? Another thing is, why does everyone in America refer to Chinese as Asians? It's always Chinese that are Asians in movies and on the internet.
when someone come to me and tells me that the guy over there has a small pen*s the first thing that comes into my mind is my cousin :/ and not an asian
@ADangerousFireAnt you don't need so that accurate sometimes human make mistake, at least he not make mistake to kill his girl friend is it so...........f***on
ok ok no offence to asians but some of them do eat dogs i mean serusly not all but theres this thing that was on CNN they show u a resturant and some dogs getting killed and people eat them but anyway who cares if they do its not like most people dont eat pigs which is pretty discusting and dirty so ye we all have our diffrences....so NO ONE SHUD GIVE A DAMN BOUT WHAT OTHER PPL EAT
There actually is a proven difference in penis sizes. Black men tend to have longer wieners, next are latins, then caucasians, and lastly asians. Ofcours there are always differences and exceptions. But generally, that's the way it is :). But it's ok though, cos every womans vagina is adjusted in such a way that it doesn't really matter what size the penis is. Ofcours..if it's tiny, can't do anything with that. My point is, doesn't matter which race the guy is. You can still have fun :)
@iCariben2 -Well first of all its ASIA not asaia..what the hell is that btw??? Are you sure your Asian cause you can't even spell it right. And this has got nothing to do about where you were born. Its about how Kevjumba said that Asians can't drive and my theory was cause we drive on the left side of the road while in America they drive it on the right. So as a joke I said that it was because we had to re-learn driving in the opposite direction as what we're used to. Get it..
By the way, if push comes to shove, and I have a dog or a cat; fire up the barbeque.
kevinyankee2 2 days ago
Anyone notice how he always starts his videos with, "So basically ... " ?
kevinyankee2 2 days ago
dang it...you've been taken by a dog....I WAS TOO DAMN LATE
ILightUpTheWorld 3 days ago
I'm under 18. Marry me. haha if only
lovea7xsyn 5 days ago
Did you guys know the word "bitch" means female dog.. >w<
funybunny2223 6 days ago
I miss your intro dances :((
inkibuky04 1 week ago
2:14...hey dont u have black friends? we were all thinking it...
FreeDumb001 1 week ago
no offense but the beginnings are weird
nobodybutyouist 1 week ago
I'm black, my boyfriend is asian and I can't complain ;)
goduxunike 1 week ago
jackie issssssssoooo cuttteeee
SoundMixed 1 week ago
oh kev.. u were so young.. and so.. young. U look like you're 10 here, like seriously XD
unknownsolution 1 week ago
im so confused is his dog a girl or boy b
Skydice123 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba
So cute
happyperson199 2 weeks ago
i live in australia they both start with an a teehee jks :D
chloelouise123xx 2 weeks ago
i move my arms a lot to :3 its kinda hard to not do...
heartcodysimpson143 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba
Hm, if someone comes up to me and says "hey, that dude has a small wang" the first thing that comes to my mind is "how would you know what his "wang" looks like?" The race thing is the very last thought that I have, if it even crosses my mind in the first place.
DannieThePoo 2 weeks ago
lol dick chromosomes.....NERD
Missgreendaylovesme 2 weeks ago
dont stop moving your arms its cool
rocketgummymania 3 weeks ago
hm.....taken by a bitch xD
iSugarMonkey 3 weeks ago
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GorgeousAngel2222 3 weeks ago
this was the old kevin = the rebellious teen
<33
LittleMissDollhouse 3 weeks ago
I love how he acts like he doesn't care that he got featured , but he was probably really proud of himself lol
ReynaAzm99 3 weeks ago
if you were to say "if you were a young girl under the age of 18..." today you will be considered as a pedophile
marshmellowsrockXD 3 weeks ago 14
i love you're dog! just like mine :) ahahaha, except i'd never threaten to eat him ;)
fairytaleprincess11 3 weeks ago
Hahahaha love thiss boy
KishaluvJB 3 weeks ago
2012
OletheaGaming 4 weeks ago
2011
zacgamer01 1 month ago
I love your vids
actingforfun1 1 month ago
she is your bitch because it means female dog lol
skullsnarmy1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba
thumbs up if ur watcin this in 2011 or 2012
ManWithNoPlanYet 1 month ago 3
Y THEY EVEN LOOK THERE???
deijademarrias 1 month ago
Haha
cdj0720 1 month ago
so girlfriend is the dog who wants to eat you?
TokioHotel220 1 month ago
my dads bad at driving,he's asian -.- but my mum can drive,she's asian
darkutaville 1 month ago
@darkutaville STEREOTYPE: MALES SUCK AT DRIVING
FALSE: Ever see The Stig?
matthewtransformer 1 month ago
i'm under 18 i'm 8 and americans are pretty much irish people UNLESS they are red indians
darkutaville 1 month ago
Rofl. Sit-down Comedy. xDDD Silly. I've started liking your videos. :P
laaapower99 1 month ago
@carrrmen16 Pet goose, pet duck, pet pigeon, pet cow, pet horse, pet dog, pet cat, pet rat, pet guinea pig, pet pig, etc.
People still eat them anyway. Hard to see an issue about eating dogs lol.
FrigidBirostrixRay 1 month ago
I GONNA EAAT YOU! *big growl/bark* HE GONNA EAT ME :( i thought jackie was a boy by da way? lol
IamEpicization 1 month ago
he has the best opening tunes. i love them all. watch his vids....
to enjoy them : 35%
to listen to some good music: 65%
luv2text1 1 month ago
the first thing that comes to mind is:"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU FREAKING STALKER/PEDO!?!?!
aniMExxFREAK4evr 1 month ago
lmfao dick chromosomes?? lol
TRSloveable 1 month ago
Asians and African Americans have the worst stereotypes....so yurhh not the only one
Mylifeaskay 1 month ago
Everybody always say that I am Chinese, but I'm Cambodian. SOUTH-EAST ASIA!!! WOO!
supertastic5 1 month ago
hey kevin, whats your emailaddress? i love your videos. they're awesome.
MonikAwesomeness 1 month ago
Dude i miss your old vids.
ACCFJeremiah 1 month ago
@ACCFJeremiah shut up hes awesome
puppymichelle 1 month ago
@puppymichelle Did I in any way say he isn't? That's right so shut up slut
ACCFJeremiah 1 month ago
@ACCFJeremiah im 10 years old
puppymichelle 1 month ago
@puppymichelle Idgaf.
ACCFJeremiah 1 month ago
@puppymichelle 10 years old? lmao. I laugh at you.
NewYorkPorkRocks 1 month ago
Yeahh!!!! Sit down comedy:)) hahah
di4n4lov3zu05 2 months ago 4
wow i would wonder how they knew that. ive never heard of that stereo type before
akuyamine1 2 months ago
Actually the first thing that comes to mind is more along the lines of "You would know."
debook454 2 months ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba
I'm so jealous of that dog
:)
bluezy993 2 months ago
pause at 3:01 for hoverhand facepalm xD
NinjaLids 2 months ago
THATS NOT TRUE *flips arms around*
NinjaLids 2 months ago
new stereotype... :Asians fuck dogs for fun
salyer2015 2 months ago
lol did he call jackie "he" in the beginning?
spottedpool109 2 months ago 4
drinking water while watching this.....bad idea lol not im in trouble for getting the monitor wet -_- i just couldn't resist laughing at this vid haha kev is hilarious! :)
Cynthiam04 2 months ago 2
hahahahahaha!!!!! fukkin halarious!
strawberrysbeer 2 months ago
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if you're not stereotypical, type asiancrewclothing into google.
fighting stereotypes one shirt at a time.
leemonater1025 2 months ago
hate that intro
scottyrobelss 2 months ago
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greenflyinghippos 2 months ago
so you basically fuck your dog, wow that must have taken alot of peanut butter
katedancer723 3 months ago
"I answered 40 comments and there was like 90 more...."
oh the good old days of YouTube.
:'(
dylanluver93 3 months ago
I'm Asian. I don't eat dogs. I'm an octo-lacto vegetarian actually. I don't know about the driving seeing as I'm a fourteen year old senior in high school (kinda contradicts your stereotypes of Asians getting all As, sorry) but I do know that my mom can't drive (sorry contradictions again).
saxking650 3 months ago
Kevin just so cute back then... Actually he still is o_O jks i love u kevinn!!!
GotAnyGrapes111 3 months ago 39
Well thats not true!! Pfff!!!
0:40
champpking 3 months ago
go to 0:02
ull see a pissed off kev
zlevine123 3 months ago
y does jackie hate u kevin lol
jk i love u
and dont worry,my dog hates me too
18snooki18 3 months ago in playlist KevJumba Videos
This has been flagged as spam show
if you aren't stereotypical, type asiancrewclothing into google.
fighting stereotypes one shirt at a time.
leemonater1025 3 months ago
i gonna eat u
bark*
he gonna eat me
LOL
legacyl557 3 months ago 94
your dog is your bitch lol
kunodarksoul 3 months ago
i thought jackie was a girl? cuz u called her a bitch in a few vids...
JosephGLei 3 months ago
so thats what wang meant O_0
CookiesAreAlways 3 months ago
THATS NOT TRUE!!! *throws arms in the air*
mssilvermoonlight18 3 months ago
a friend of mine said he ate dog. idk where. obviously not america but POINT! he said he didnt know at first but still thats nasty! I would've thrown up and gone flippin vegetarian! ok the story's commin back and Im gonna barf... I blame you! lol
AWSOMTACULAR 3 months ago
はい i can type in japanese
shadow1154509 3 months ago
1:44 throws blanket in jackie lol :D
less than three
<3
DuhItsHope 3 months ago
Laugh ☂笑☂ xiào☂ (^‿^)
SuccessfulStu1 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If china allowed youtube in the country, your views would increase by at least 10X.
xiaodengli543 3 months ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba
its stupid to see people say stuff they hear that are not true. like asiains eat dogs............wow stop right there...........were did that come from.
chromeorigin 3 months ago
@chromeorigin Dog meat is consumed in China, the Phillipines, Korea, and Vietnam. That's where it came from.
gldnkltz101 3 months ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba 2
@gldnkltz101 Actually China recently made a law that people cannot eat dog meat anymore. As for the Phillipines, Korea and Vietnam I'm not sure. :P
LadyGraceSophiee 3 months ago
@LadyGraceSophiee No, they banned a dog eating festival that involved boiling dogs alive, but the consumption of dog meat is still very much legal in China, as far as I'm aware.
gldnkltz101 3 months ago
@gldnkltz101 oh, never mind than, thanks for telling me. : ]
chromeorigin 3 months ago
Jackie is a BOY?!
Jt4evaful 3 months ago
Its not Asians cant drive its just that there agressive drivers.
NathanTheMighty 3 months ago
wut happened to cant drive...
lol great vid tho
MrAsianskickass 3 months ago
is jackie a girl or boy! ive watched your videos and sometimes you say he and sometimes she?? AHHH so confused
corinaluver 3 months ago 2
@corinaluver Likewise. When he was about to eat Jackie, he sounded like he said he then, but then later he called her 'his girl/bitch'. I dunno. *shakes head*
RobinTeenTitansGO1 3 months ago
i agree
RamBruno222222222222 3 months ago
oookkkkkaaayyyy im confused is jackie a boy or a girl cuz in this video its a girl but you always refer to jackie as a he??? p
32898me 3 months ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba
Love you kevin your awesome!! The coolest asain!
mei2796 3 months ago
The first thing that pops in my head when a guy says he has a small penis is "Is he gay? how would he know.."
MaddiRoseCook 4 months ago
How does one move their arms 'too much', do they surpass healthy arm moving limits? Another thing is, why does everyone in America refer to Chinese as Asians? It's always Chinese that are Asians in movies and on the internet.
tubester358 4 months ago
Kevin: "I'MMA EAT CHU!" Jacky: "RAAAWR" Kevin: "Ohhkayy, hes going to eat me." Lmao. Love you Kevin! ♥
lilipad54 4 months ago 3
umm i'm 13
ginalovesyooh 4 months ago
IM GONNA EAT U!!!
*GROWL*
ok he is gonna eat me LOL
darthyegor 4 months ago
Whats Kevins Email? >:-)
Jarrett2409 4 months ago
I WANT A MIGHTY WALLET!
kaygray01 4 months ago
O.o ummm
IchigoAndKatflower 4 months ago
WHY R U DOING THIS????????????
lifeonvacaction 4 months ago
AND A GUY
090909lisa 4 months ago
UR GIRLFRIENDS A DOG!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL
090909lisa 4 months ago
@090909lisa its a joke
TheNerdsarentcool 4 months ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba
But jackies a boy
Kartsurfer17 4 months ago
In china I know they eat dogs o-o
calvinrc199 4 months ago
I love you!!! <3
MyEmmaLeeRose 4 months ago
I thought Jackie was a boy
gritsapot 4 months ago
thumbs up if you see her sleeping in almost every video
bellalovespuppies 4 months ago 104
@bellalovespuppies What kind of jerk are u?!
klariuxikas 3 months ago in playlist Kevjumba videos
@bellalovespuppies jackie's a boy HAHA
dancesingdance 3 months ago
M asian n i dun eat dogs...........not all asians eat dogs
drakththechaos989898 4 months ago
lol she sleeps with me every night
megz1998smileyface 4 months ago
I thought Asians ate cats not dog?
BickyToya 4 months ago
@BickyToya well we eat both
ZoZpac 4 months ago
@ZoZpac ohhh hahah ok
BickyToya 4 months ago
lets see your penis..lol jk jk
yasminesg 4 months ago
DANGIT WHICH EPISODE HAS THE STEREOTYPICAL YUGIOH GUY!?!?
MokharS 4 months ago
@MokharS peer pressure? hahahahaa /watch?NR=1&v=esHMQBqZTag
barbiedoll87 4 months ago
Lol, I cracked up at the dog comments. Jackie doesn't seem to like you very much. xD
purplepajamas13 4 months ago
when someone come to me and tells me that the guy over there has a small pen*s the first thing that comes into my mind is my cousin :/ and not an asian
LordAizen100 4 months ago
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR DOGG
???? o.O
mindiiify 4 months ago
your bitch was about to take your hand off...no more jacking lol
missygurl12345 4 months ago
LIST BLONDES AS A STEROTYPE!
kateymatey16 4 months ago
NICE INTRO!
kateymatey16 4 months ago
HE HAS A MUSTACHE :O
SnailyTV 4 months ago
she's my bitch xD
Joyooow 4 months ago in playlist Weitere Videos von kevjumba
ur adorable!
BlueBlazerGirls 4 months ago
im asian and i dont have a tiny wang!!!!!
MrRapChild 4 months ago
all people who dislike are racist haters with tiny penises!!!
MrRapChild 4 months ago
@ADangerousFireAnt you don't need so that accurate sometimes human make mistake, at least he not make mistake to kill his girl friend is it so...........f***on
azure336 4 months ago
PAUSE AT 2:54 when kevin closes his eyes
chinkneesftw 4 months ago
i miss this kevjumba. the kevjumba now reminds me too much of nigahiga
chewyourfood187 4 months ago
y is there racism then people cant just take your race and exclude it
ScratchTheDevilSmith 4 months ago
ok ok no offence to asians but some of them do eat dogs i mean serusly not all but theres this thing that was on CNN they show u a resturant and some dogs getting killed and people eat them but anyway who cares if they do its not like most people dont eat pigs which is pretty discusting and dirty so ye we all have our diffrences....so NO ONE SHUD GIVE A DAMN BOUT WHAT OTHER PPL EAT
and i LOVE how asians drive ther soo coool!!!
Msleb4eva 4 months ago
2:15, MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sohelpmegodgirl 5 months ago
OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!!! :) Keep it up. :)
Soccochoco 5 months ago
im 16 but im in puerto rico :( but i stil LOVE you <3
8181damaris 5 months ago
thumbs up if you didnt notice he moved his arms a lot until he mentioned it lol :D
pianomonster68 5 months ago
I like how he doesn't even care about his video being featured on the homepage and would rather reply to the comments.
HypocriticalNarwhal 5 months ago
Black people have big wieners!
awesomer2000 5 months ago
PAHAA!..
Kev: IMMA EAT YOU!..
Jackie: GRRR.
macareena123 5 months ago
I would be like how the hell do you know that guy has small junk
xplorerman105 5 months ago
Generally Slavic men have big penis.
tatatakat 5 months ago
Ok, i dont know if your dog is a boy or a girl? like you say its a boy at one point, then you say its a girl? wtf lol
yourmomsayshijinx 5 months ago
There actually is a proven difference in penis sizes. Black men tend to have longer wieners, next are latins, then caucasians, and lastly asians. Ofcours there are always differences and exceptions. But generally, that's the way it is :). But it's ok though, cos every womans vagina is adjusted in such a way that it doesn't really matter what size the penis is. Ofcours..if it's tiny, can't do anything with that. My point is, doesn't matter which race the guy is. You can still have fun :)
lizoerd 5 months ago
y short short fag
blackopsguy6 5 months ago
Kev: Im gonna eat you!!!
Jackie -growls angrily-
Kev -backs up-
LOL
NekoShaani 5 months ago
jackiiee am gona eat u lol why u eat ur girlfriends :P
ipredator00 5 months ago
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wrong channel
MegaKibis 5 months ago 173
I thought Jackie was a boy.....Kevin???
MegaKibis 5 months ago
@MegaKibis
She's a girl :)
Weeeeeeeeeeeee I'm so jealous of Kevin :(
iamhappy0118 5 months ago
wah! im jealous of jackie! lol
spicyshadow11 5 months ago
u were gona eat ur gf???
jenjochen 5 months ago
Kevin, you move your arms too much... you arent italian! lol jk
MsDiamond722 5 months ago
@iCariben2 -Well first of all its ASIA not asaia..what the hell is that btw??? Are you sure your Asian cause you can't even spell it right. And this has got nothing to do about where you were born. Its about how Kevjumba said that Asians can't drive and my theory was cause we drive on the left side of the road while in America they drive it on the right. So as a joke I said that it was because we had to re-learn driving in the opposite direction as what we're used to. Get it..
tashkikurio 5 months ago
i move my arms...im cool???
purple3is3a3color 5 months ago
Is jackie a girl or a boy...?
moo101c 5 months ago
kevin is my new crush!!!!!
ihkl22 5 months ago
I LOVE THE INTRO!!!! super freaken cute!!
cook0516 5 months ago
I want to be Jackie :D
edward4598 5 months ago
I think I have crush in Kevin(: He's so cuuute :33 And besides he is Asian(;
edward4598 5 months ago
i would love to take long walks on the beach with kev :) hahahahaha.
kristinechao12 5 months ago
awwww i love kev. he's super cute. and he's a good dancer(:
kristinechao12 5 months ago
the first thing that would pop in my head is how do you know how big his wang is and why the hell are you telling me this
ThePokemaster62 5 months ago
I wish you were still my age :(
MonkeySnipez13 5 months ago
Dont thumbs up this comment
superMRanimator 5 months ago
why can't i be his dog...
springbreezes12 5 months ago
-3 U!! I hope i can meet u someday...
DragonNPuppyGirl 5 months ago
Whats the point hes,reading yer comments this,is 2011 and this vid is 4, years old
moneshmahtani 5 months ago
jackie is sooo lucky!!!!
BabyFilipina4ever 5 months ago
Thumbs up for his dancing!
Swainster77 5 months ago
You are so cute! So fucking adorable!
Make more videos!!!
Ochirbatb 5 months ago
I love you kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))
Ochirbatb 5 months ago
About that clip, first thing I thought was "Why are you looking at that other guys penis?"
67TrianglesInARow 5 months ago
I seriously love the music on your videos!! :D
iMixifly 5 months ago
All of thOse are nOt true maybe the last one but that's not the point
261Tina 5 months ago
Hahahaha awwww hes really cute back then but now hes like 21. CUTE ASIAN ALERT!!! xD but no really i am like 11 and i am in love with him!!!! hahaha
paula141719 5 months ago
thump this comment up for particular reason...thanks
SuperDopeHope 5 months ago in playlist Kevjumba videos
Wait i though Jackie was a Boy.......
Mslivelaughluv 5 months ago